AngelEyes's blog: "Sexual Poems!!!"

First... Why do women have more trouble with hemorroids then men do? Because god made men "PERFECT ASSHOLES." Second... What are three reasons why women LOVE Hunters? 1.) They go DEEP into the bush. 2.) They always SHOOT MORE than TWICE. 3.) And they always EAT what they shoot. Third... Why did god give women nipples? To make suckers out of MEN!!!!!!! Fourth... How does a man know when he has eaten pussy well? When he wakes up in the morning and his face looks like a glazed donut. And Last but not Least... Who are the six most important men in a woman's life? 1.) Doctor- because he says "take off your clothes." 2.) Dentist- because he says "open wide." 3.) Milkman- because he says "do you want it from the front or the back." 4.) Hairdresser- because he says "do you want it teased or blown." 5.) Interior Decorator- because he says "once its in you'll love it." 6.) Banker- because he says "if you take it out too soon, you'll loose intrest."

Tonite you are mine, if I don't get to see you, taste you, lick you, and feel you inside of me; I'll go out of my mind. I want you on top of me, under me, behind me, in front of me, I want you as even I can't believe. The lust and desire I feel is over whelming. I want you in a bed, in a corner, on a table, or where ever we choose. I want you to penetrate me, violate me, I want you to fuck me like an animal. I want you to be rough with me, be kinky with me, tie me up, lotion me down, finger and play with me. I don't want you to hold back, I want you to be wild and crazy with me. I want you so violently, I want you to whip me, tease me, taunt me, and teach me. I want you to nibble, bite me, lick me, and eat me like candy. Reserve nothing with me, for I want everything you can give. I want you to want me as I want you. You are necessary to my being. I want you to suck me dry of all my energy. Now the question is...Can you handle me?????????