First...
Why do women have more trouble with hemorroids then men do?
Because god made men "PERFECT ASSHOLES."
Second...
What are three reasons why women LOVE Hunters?
1.) They go DEEP into the bush.
2.) They always SHOOT MORE than TWICE.
3.) And they always EAT what they shoot.
Third...
Why did god give women nipples?
To make suckers out of MEN!!!!!!!
Fourth...
How does a man know when he has eaten pussy well?
When he wakes up in the morning and his face looks like a glazed donut.
And Last but not Least...
Who are the six most important men in a woman's life?
1.) Doctor- because he says "take off your clothes."
2.) Dentist- because he says "open wide."
3.) Milkman- because he says "do you want it from the front or the back."
4.) Hairdresser- because he says "do you want it teased or blown."
5.) Interior Decorator- because he says "once its in you'll love it."
6.) Banker- because he says "if you take it out too soon, you'll loose intrest."
