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Blueballs
i am 5'11" 225 lbs have brown hair when I have it. I am in good shape and i have tattoos all over. I like to get tattoos,shoot guns have fun out with friends and drive realy realy fast. I am in the army so I like to blow shit up too.

Shrek91874
What can i say, they dont come more perfect than me!! lol. just a dude looking for some girls! duh! U wanna know! Just message me! lol. Like to just chill and hang out! Bluntly, i like to have fun! whatever it may be!

Lynne8858
I am 18 i live in corpus christi, TX. I work at target. I am a very outgoing out spoken person. I love to laugh and have fun. I love going to pool halls. I am not much of a drinker... however i am a smoker and no silly not weed. i love to be around friends and family. i have no kids but dont mind dating men that do. i love black men. Hmm my interests... i love to shoot pool not very good but i have my moments (lol). I love to go out on dates.I like rock,punk,country,hip-hop and classic rock music oh wait thats like everything. im not really good at just filling in these things so yea anything else u wanna know just ask. I dont know about an idol but i look up to my parents as mentors anything with julia stiles or adams sandler

Cjay
I am 34 male who lives in Providence, Rhode Island, I am gay and live with my partner, I also have a 17 year old daughter (go Figure....lol....) Well what I like to do I can not place in a public seting bt here it the boring stuff. I like to read and write, cook go dancing hang out with friends and what not hmmmmm good question? Bette Middler Cher Liza lol just kinnding My idol is th man who plays Magneto in the X-man films X-man e Superman Returns Pirates of the Corbbiean

Jane
About me.... I joined 'lost cherry' to check out a link that someone sent me but the more I wander around the more entertaining things seem! I'm not really here with purpose other than to meet other people and chat it up.....

Dat^gurl^freash
Well i am 18 just turned 18 on july 12 and yes im very excited about it. Umm i enjoy going out 2 da city and meeting new people and having fun. Umm i am a lesbian rainbow pride all day u digg. Umm i have a girl friend at the time and i am just looking 2 chat wit sum cool as down 2 earth females to be friends wit. Im into skateN, danceN, partyN, laughing,swimming, reading, writing, love Music into movies.I like going out and having a good time. My Idol would have 2 b Lil.Kim I love the ground she walks on dats my b!thc my favorite movies r the matrix movies and the fridays movies

Jonnybear
I am 6 foot 6 i dyed my hair blonde and many people like it so you should talk to me and i will show ya more on my cam :D! HHHMMMM general interests huh well i love to hang out with friends and go to clubs and party. I love to go camping and do outdoorsy stuff. Playin on motorcycles is one of my passions and so are atv's. So send me a message and we will talk more! My Dad. And superman of course! Both Underworld movies, James bond!, Resident evils. and movies like that!

Miss American Idol
http://community.webshots.com/user/wildtypekh All my pics Ok you want a discription here you go. I'm the girl you will love and hate to love. I am more real than anything you will ever find, and i hate fake people. I love to the fullest and you would never feel the same after meeting me. I'm not really conceided but i know what i do have to offer some one and thats: No games! I hate games that people play to see how far they can get into someones life. You lie to me i lie to you. that should prevent the problem of lies. I am a eye girl. I look deep and so will you. I'll give you chills and give you every part of me. There is nothing i won't try. You can't be freakier than me, and can rule play to the fullest. Theres nothing that you can say that will shock me! I've been threw it. But I am also the most loving person you can find. I love to touch. and be touched. (if you can get threw my wall) And I admit my biggest flaw is insecurity! But that is cause I've never met a man that

Jersie Gurl
I am a fun loving spotaneous diva!!! Lets see, I have the best boyfirend in the entire world, I live in Beaverton, and soon I will be heading back down South to the Heart of the Umpqua Valley... Roseburg. I am going to school to be a Kindergarten/ 1st Grade Teacher. Music is my passion, I can't live a second without it, and I listen to just about everything. I am always downloading the newest alternative bands, and any new shit that bands that i like come out with. Unfortunately I am not sophisticated enough to play anything but the piano, and still that isn't the greatest...

Seductive_eyes
I am 28 5'10 150lbs br hair and eyes. I am single, I am very outgoing, fun, loveable, sweet, kind, so if you like what you just read contact me;) One more thing!! What ever you want to do, I want to do:)I am such a sweet guy that got hurt in past relationships. I am sweet, caring, honest, truthful, outgoing, and I can say I am a rare one to find. Most girls say thats not true. But if you give me a chance, then you will see for yourself what kind of guy I really am. (I have many gifts from God, my number is my heart;)

Spring
I am very wild love to party and meet new people. Im a outdoors person love the beach and ridin my horse Roxy!! I swing every now and then if i like you and you dont mind my crazy ways.... evrything that is fun hot and wet!

Bangbang
about me? im outgoing and i like to have fun.I just recently got out of a long relationship and im now looking for that special some 1 agian. People see me as the guy who will kill himself doing something dumb lol, and some people see me as the guy that will have your back threw anything me i like to go out and do crazy things, like jumping of clifs at beaches and hang gliding. but the most thing i like to do is car surfing me and my friends always do that. but yea im a crazy outgoing guy that is down for anything

Ilovemy Dark Baby4life
im frenddly im 24 single now n love evrything love 2travel n music n dance alot im j n im soo hott im puertorican mixd wid domiacan im from ny born n rased there now ilive n ashitty town n brunswick ga ok if ulike me addme klove j

Dragon Tears
Well what to say. Im 23 and live in Tasmania, Australia. I love liveing down here even if most of the world dont know where it is. I work as a security guard for a liveing and if im not working im usaly finding a way to relax. I enjoy watching Anime, Playing Video games, Hanging out with mates, Watching a movie or reading a good book. Im no good at stuff like this so feel free to chat with me. Im always willing to make new friends.

Git_r_done2006
my name is kayla,i`m pretty nice,i go to college to be a nurse,i help take care of my daddy cause he has lukemia.i work part time,in my spare time i have fun with friends,party,shop,lay back when i can,go swimmin,just chill,spendin time with my baby Travis Casselman he`s 18 and i love him with all my heart and can`t stand to be away from him cause i love him so much,Me and Travis are havin a baby together,i`m goin through a hard time right now with my daddy dyin and everythin hey my name is kayla i like to party,shop,hang out with friends,go swimmin,just chill once in a while,spend time with family,just be layed back,i go to college and i`m trainin to be a nurse

Nomad
Well for starters my name is KRIS NOT CHRIS I hate wasps I hate cheaters I hate fakes I hate pricks I hate drama I hate being sick I hate misquitos I hate being itchy I hate humidity plus heat I hate being broke I hate stupid people I hate dirty hair I hate stupid bullentins but I love long relationships I love friends I love family I love fun I love comedy I love writing I love drawing I love soda I love raves I love music I love my computer I love orange chicken I love texts I love late night phone calls to chat I love pranks I love AIM I love my phone I love my ring I love paintball Glen Miller Ed Norton The Beatles Adam Sandler Fight Club Requiem for a Dream Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift Dude,Wheres my car? Harold and Kumar go to White Castle Harry and the Hendersons

Vocalvibes
I am married so even though I am outgoing friends are all that I am looking for. I am looking for friends only. I love to chat and I love to find out how many interests others have in coommon with me. I get along with all types of people. Religion is not a problem. I have been online since around 1987 so I know some tricks of the trade.:-) Come on and let's talk. It gets kinda boring when the bells and whistles are not going off so let's start talking. I am not into cyber sex or chatting for the complete interest of getting some...so if you are looking for that please don't email me. I am out to have a good time. Message me!!! Love in Christ Lisa Heacock I love to sing,dance and act. I am a big Karaoke junkie!!! Myspace Layouts PRINCE-the Artist Formerly known as Prince.TAFKAP He rocks.Also Jesus Christ of course.:-)

Angelzdreamz
I am a 28 year old stay at home mom to 3 wonderful children. My husband Todd and I have been married almost 4 years. We met online in 2001 and have been together since. Anything else you may wanna know just ask. Also I am HAPPILY married so please dont be hitting on me...

Midnight Toker
I'm a 23 year old single mom and my daughter Lexi is my pride and joy. I enjoy the simple things in life and definitely enjoy making people laugh. I'm out to enjoy my life and have fun... you only live once, so live everyday like it were your last!!! Oh yea, I HATE drama!!! There really isn't anything that I wouldn't try at least once... well I say that now but who knows... I love listening to music as loud as I can when I can, and spending time with my daughter Lexi is the highlight of my day. I live my life for her!!! I love to dance... I may not be the best at it but I sure as hell have a good time trying!! I like going to the bar and hanging out with friends and basically anything that involves making noise, and a LOT of it!! My family, friends and mostly my daughter!!! She amazes me everyday and pushes me to be more then I ever have before!! Way too many to list but here's a few: Goonies; Rainman; Billy Madison; Happy Gilmore; Forest Gump; Dazed & Confused; Half Baked; Almost Fa

Lilithbifem
Hi there,I'm 30 yrs old married bi female!!!Well,Trying this out and see what lead 2..lolAny,I'm friendly,honest,good listener and shy til i get to know u better!!!I'm orginally from ohio n living in nc which nc is my home!!!!I'm also home mom and have 1 yr old daughter wich she's keep me busy!!! meeting new ppl n makes freinds!!!!! my grandparents Love watch horror movies..lolI know i'm weird fem..lol..watch some romantic,some comdy n action and true movie!!!

Trtlanne
My name is... I am Adopted, Korean, dob 1/30/74, I have 2 boys... Jake dob 2/2/98 & Jeremy dob 1/30/01 (He shares his mommy's bday), I live in Colorado Springs, I'm in a long-term relationship, I'm a smoker, enjoy having a few drinks, I'm a movie lover & don't mind chatting & making new friends on occassion.

Missingmind
Some say I'm crazy but I say I'm just as normal as the rest of the world. so many to name but here are a few. fishing, reading, family time. board-card games,, internet. bowling. pool. sports. water rafting. talking to friends online..

Sweet Miss Destiny
I'm a laid-back kind of gal, just going with the flow. I work as a cashier, and I live with my mom and my step-dad. (Hopefully not for much longer, that woman is driving me crazy!) I do up my karaoke thing as much as I can!: If there's karaoke going on somewhere, and I can get there, I'm all over it, (if I'm not working of course) and I love to rock that mic! Any requests? *Shrugs* I'm too busy having fun to worry about stuff. WOO! Karaoke/Singing. Sleeping. Myspace stuff. (Commenting, talking to people, blogging etc.) Daydreaming and other general time-wasting activities. Reading. Writing poems and short stories. My half-assed attempts at songwriting. Trying to work on the novel(s) that I've been working on since like, eighth grade. Shopping. Learning to play my guitar when I get the damn thing Talking to people. Nintendo DS. World Of Warcraft. Sports: Wrestling. You know, the 'fake' kind. I'm a huge WWE fan. Though I don't watch it too much anymore. My favorite wrestl

Big Jus
I like to chill and smoke blunts on the regular. AQlso a big fan of MMA. I'm 22, from So. Cal. LIke to chief, party and all of that. I just like to have a good time Hugh Hefner, Larry Flint, Geogre Bush Jr. and Sr., and Rupert Murdoch Texas Chainsaw Massacre, House of 1000 Corpses, People v. Larry Flint,Half Baked, Stoned Age, Dazed and Confused, and The Illuminati.

Domi
My name is Dominique. My friends call me Domo or Domi. I am 15 years old. My birthday is on June 6th. I am Italian, German, Czech republic, Irish, and Spanish. I take forever to get ready. I don't get enough sleep. I curse a LOT. I like to fight hos. I make friends easily. I type proper. I am very ticklish. I have curves. I regret many things. I like long car rides. I will NOT add you if you are over the age of 20. I like the colors blue, pink, purple, and lime green. I will do anything for fun. I am a virgin. I have a mean cat and one of those fighting fish. I like peanutbutter. I listen to rap, reggaeton, techno, and hip-hop. I can be the BIGGEST bitch and also annoying. I like to be center of attention. I have more guy friends than girl friends because I usually end up fighting with the girls. I am known for telling good stories and making people laugh. More than 50% of the time I am listening to my IPOD and dancing. I promote for Club Oasis. I am very s

Sammy24
Well i'm not rightly what to say about myself. found this site through a friend, figured i would check it out. i'm a young fem that likes to surf the net, talk to new folks.:)not sure what else to say so if there's anything you folks would like to know, just hit me up and ask. Music, movies, knives, swords, dagger, tattoos, crocheting, swimming, walkin, readin, surfin the net, sitting on cam, playin video games when i can, sleepin, workin, hanging with friends, drinkin, goin to my fav bar, etc. My mom and dad would be the only idols i have as of now. horror comedy sci fi etc.

105006
Have I got a deal for you. Just look at this beast of a car I have on my profile. Cobalt blue, at least I think it's Cobalt. I'm color blind, so what do I know? I'll tell you what I do know, is this is a heck of a car, at a heck of a price. Plush cotton seating that has conviniently already been broken in, and so has the car on several occasions. Criminals have great taste. I should know. And because I got this at the police impound, you know you're dealing with a fine piece of machinery. This engine screams luxury. Well, it just screams. Maybe it's thirsty for oil. Who knows these things? I'm no mechanic, I'm just a guy with a keen eye for value. I like urinating in the back seats of every car I sell. It's just sort of a macho hobby thing I do. It makes me smile knowing that whenever I sell a car to a teenage kid, that he's going to be having sex on the very seat I pissed on. E-mails from a Madman available at Amazon.com Eddie Money so I could sell him a used car. I'm sure he

105008
I don't know, I am not very good at these things so if any questions then ask me. Well I like video games, music, hanging out with friends, energy drinks (my new addiction), DDR(Dance Dance Revolution), ROTC, and what ever else there is to do....which in this town is NOTHING.... The Crow, Interview With A Vampire, Underworld

All I Think If Is Sucide
MySpace Comments Graphics i'm a female....ummm....i have blakc hair brown eye's glasses and contacts now...ummm...i'm about 5 ft nose belly and toung pierced....ummm...i havea boyfirend...i love him very much!...lets see...i party! i live in taylor i got to school still....and that's all i can think of for right now. Yeah i'm crystal and there's not much to know about me but if you'd like to get to know me holla at cha gurl on aim ----> XsTiCxWiThXmE yahoo ----> liltrxe420 msn ----> babyflyinhigh420@hotmail.com i don't reall have any. horror films Hosted by Sparkle Tags Hosted by Sparkle Tags

105037
My industrial strength suckage of a job is ebbing my life away. I only sold two vacuums last month, and both were because I made an offhand remark about how I recently suffered from internal bleeding after lodging the hose of the vaccuum in my anal cavity and flicking the on button. I damn near sucked my gall bladder out. No suprise, but both of those sales were from homosexual men. But they didn't respect me. Nobody respects me. Hell, I wouldn't respect myself if I knocked at my own door. And I do. I often stand outside my own door knocking and crying for hours on end until Mother just can't take it anymore and she comes out of her room, opens the door, and forces me to come inside and go to bed. I have had twelve sales to date, and Mother was my first ten of those. But I've been doing this for six years! I don't have a girlfriend, nor do I even bother to look anymore. Who needs one when you get to sleep with an industrial strength vacuum? My vacuum cleans for me, and sucks for me, an

Scotts11632002
i'm a very outgoing person who loves to have fun and just relax. i'm about up for anything as long as it's fun and cool. i live in fort wayne indiana for about 2years and i'm orgianlly from cleveland ohio. im 25 years old. HITCH, MEN IN BLACK 1,2. WILD WILD WEST,AMERCIAN PIE TRILOGY. X-MEN TRILOGY. HARRY POTTER 1,2,3,4.SUPERMAN TRILOGY. SPIDERMAN 1 AND 2.THE BIG HIT. TRIPLE X. STAR SHIP TROOPERS.IRON EAGLE.LORD OF THE RINGS.TOP GUN.GANGS OF NEW YORK. CLERKS 1.DOGMA. MALLRATS.CHASING AMY. WHITE CHICKS. DONNIE BRASICO. GOODFELLES.

Jmc
Hey I’m James, I'm 18, I live in Pittsburgh PA, and I'm in the 11th grade. I'm a real out going person, I like to meet new people, see new places, and try new things. I'm a very motivated person and I'm the type of guy who wants to be the best person they can be. I plan on going to college after high school and I hope to see the world. Over all I'm like a lot of other guys, I like to hang with friends, go out chill, see movies, and shop. I do have a job as well; I'm cashier (and believe me, its not as easy as it looks lol). I’m a black belt in karate; I speak Japanese and Spanish and plane to use my language skills in my feature job. I’m also gay and if you don’t like that please don’t even bother commenting me or emailing me. I’m a very open minded, kind, and accepting person and I accept people for who they are and I expect the same respect from most people. My Interests are school, work, hanging out with friends, shopping, seeing movies, music, trying new things, meeting new people,

Kas
Hello! The name is Kasra, or I also go by Kas. My number one passion in life is music. Love making it and listening to it. Music can express so much and there are no limits! I strongly beleive that I am unique, mainly because of my past. I was born in Tehran, Iran, and then moved to Stockholm, Sweden at the age of 5. My exposure to different cultures and lifestyles has made me very open-minded and acceptable of different people. I love meeting new faces! I left my heart in Sweden, when I moved to Walnut Creek at the age of 13. I love Sweden and I miss the lifestyle I had there. Don't get me wrong, I love California, yet I find myself back in Stockholm every summer to visit my brother, sister, my sister's husband, and my little nephew Adrian. I love an active lifestyle. I love to do anything that surrounds me with many unique individuals. I am also very enthusiastic and I always try to work hard to complete anything I begin. I love to go to the gym, play sports for fun, or go on crazy

Mike
My name is michael and i am a virgin. I dont have a girlfriend, though im looking for one in the North Las Vegas area. girls of all shapes and sizes, my area code is 89030. please meet me. My cross streets are civic center and Lake mead. I am 15 and looking to break my virginity with a girl. im not picky because i would be lucky to stick my dick into any girls pussy. I have a small dick. it is really small. Jason David Frank All Star Wars, All Marvel except hulk, And just about any action or adventure movie

105058
Hey Ya'll, my name is Beatrice Blake, and I'll be your Lost Cherry server tonight. LOL. What can I say about myself in this tiny space? I have been a waitress since I got pregnant at fifteen. I had to drop out of the seventh grade and work full time. I have spent all my life either on my feet or on my back, wink wink. I live by this motto: Once you go Blake, you never go bake. And I'm not picky, I'll nearly everyone stick it in my oven. I wish there was a giant waffle the size of a bed. I'd love to have a man take me on it, and splatter his man syrup all over me and the waffle bed. I like reading mystery novels. But most stories seem too complicated at first, but then you realize they are just like waffles: full of holes. But I still enjoy reading my Nancy Drew novels. They help me build my vocabulary, if nothing else. I'd like to meet a man with eyes like syrup, so I can have him pour them over my naked body and make me feel like a waffle. And the madman himself: Check OUT THIS

Nee Nee
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105075
To me, anyone who sells more than three copies of their book is a best seller. I'd like to take a minute and thank all of my fans. Mom, Dad, I love you both. I made enough Royalties off my last book to feed a dead peasant. I'm not a poor excuse for a writer, I'm a rich excuse for dropping out of grad school (trust me, you'll save lots of money by dropping out). I'd also love to meet the madman himself, Jarod Kintz. He wrote this most excellent book, emails from a madman. Here is the link to amazon.com if you want to go check it out. If there's one book you should read, besides mine of course, this would be my recommendation for you. You've got to read it to believe how funny it is. E-mails from a Madmanavailable atAmazon.com Writing, although, writing takes place in the left hemisphere of the brain. And when I write, the other half of my brain often goes to sleep (so my stories are a little dry, ok?). But I'm left handed, and the right side of the brain controls the left sid

105080
I feel a bit snobish about art. I think culinary artists are not true artists because they have never been starving. I could never be a culinary artist, no matter how hungry I might get, simply because I could not stand the thought of my work turning to shit. Speaking of which, my personal life is like a steaming pile of feces on my new bedspread (thank you mother!). If females were furniture, all the women in my life would be naked. Right now it's just me, my mother, and an unvarnished chair and bed in our apartment. If laughter were hunger, this book, emails from a madman, made me starving. God, thinking of it now makes me want to go to a buffet. Check OUT THIS BOOK! E-mails from a MadMan Obviously art. But I love sleepovers. Anything to get away from mother. Not only does she snore, but she steals the covers too! I'd like to dress up in a soup can costume and meet Andy Warhol. Then, on a chilly night, I'd like to meet Cristo when I'm naked and let him wrap me. The DaVin

105087
Hello, my name is Garrett, and I can scratch my back with my toes. It's not that I'm all that flexible, but I just lost all my toes in a speeding piano/farm animal accident. Long story. So now I carry my toes around in little sandwich bags and pull them out when I need to scratch in hard to reach places (like scratching Renaldo, my midget friend, when he's hiding behind the refrigerator). Anybody who knows me knows I'm a hard working guy who's easy to get along with. I won't step on your toes if you don't step on mine. (Sometimes this might be hard for you because I sometimes leave them on the break room floor after playing with them. If you could just pick them up and throw them in my Lego box that I keep in the breakroom freezer, I'd appreciate that.) I'm here to make new friends, and not really to meet women. My motto: Toes before hoes (I have exactly ten people I can count as friends. So I call my friends my little toes). I like predictable women. Women who don't keep me on my toes

Jakester33w
Easy going guy who likes to have a good time and be around those people closest to me. Easy to talk to and get along with. Although I know drama happens , I try to avoid it as much as possible. Yepppp. Chilling. Tattoos. My Harley. Working Out. Sports. Cool People. Music. Concerts. Not Sure If I Have Any Besides Family Wayyy Too Many.

105110
Science and religion are two seperate things, but, like my hand and my penis, they come together too many times in one day that both start to rub me raw. I once laughed so hard milk came ripping out of my nose. That was the last time I snorted powdered milk. Well, since milk helps me think, I'd like to meet a cow who had ladders for legs. That way I could make the world's tallest glass of milk, and come up with the world's longest (and hopefully best) formula. and Jarod Kintz. I love this book. It's like Ted Nancy's book, but with more wit. Check OUT THIS BOOK! E-mails from a MadMan I make my own movies, in my bed that I set-designed to look like my neighbors porch. I often sleep naked, and my alarm clock is usually the sound of my neighbor's screaming wife. The look on her face every morning is priceless on film.

Irish Rebelshamrocker
_./\'._¸¸.•¤**¤•.¸.•¤**¤•..•¤ **¤ •.¸.•¤**¤•.. *•. .•* * CATRIONA /.•*•. ¸..•¤**¤•.,.•¤**¤•.*.•¤**¤•.¸ .•¤ **¤• Irish Shamrocker, Text Maniac, Student of Black Irish Liquids also studying men and male behaviour n still dont understand them by any means ( How feckin long is that guy gunna take to buy me a drink ? ) _./\'._¸¸.•¤**¤•.¸.•¤**¤•..•¤ **¤ •.¸.•¤**¤•.. *•. .•* * MISS SHAMROCKER /.•*•. ¸..•¤**¤•.,.•¤**¤•.*.•¤**¤•.¸ .•¤ TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name:Catriona Birthday: 31st March Birthplace: Ireland Current Location: Ireland Eye Color: blue Hair Color: blonde and brown Height: 5 7 Right Handed or Left Handed: righty Your Heritage: irish The Shoes You Wore Today: nike trainers Your Weakness: um dunno Your Fears: death Your Perfect Pizza: cheese ham n onion Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass all my college exams! Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol Thoughts First Waking Up: do i gotta get up ? Your B

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Your mind is the tupperware of thought. It keeps ideas fresh. But my thoughts are as stale as my panties, which I also keep in Tupperware containers in the freezer. Tupperware, and other plastic items such as Ziplock bags are what I live for. I'd like to meet a man who folds his underwear into tiny squares, and then places them into open Pop Tart bags, then proceeds to reseal the bags, and then puts the bags in the Pop Tart box before resealing that as well. people who enjoy tupperware art And the Madman himself: E-mails from a MadMan Airplane, because they talk about tupperware in it.

Bastien
i'm looking for american girls who can give me a house to waste some time in US for about two weeks.. In fact i need to go in USA to look for a job.. West coast and california for preference ;o) See you soon girls, Cheers, bastien. www.myspace.com/bastienthefrenchie i'm looking for american girls who can give me a house to waste some time in US for about two weeks.. In fact i need to go in USA to look for a job.. West coast and california for preference ;o) See you soon girls, Cheers, bastien. www.myspace.com/bastienthefrenchie

105139
By day I'm a grocer, by night I'm a stand up comedian, although I do all of my shows sitting down. I'm thinking of selling produce before each show. Hell, the crowds already throw tomatoes at me, I might as well be the one who sold the produce to them. I'd like to meet an audience of armless people. That way they can't throw shit at me. the filth of the world, because the best fruit grows in dirt. I'd like to meet a tomato who tells bad jokes, because what are you going to throw at him? And I'd love to meet this crazy mother fucker right here: E-mails from a Madmanavailable atAmazon.com The filth element

Cooter
In the summer you can find me on my boat fishing for bass, or ancored and swimming the my boys Skyler and Ethan. In the fall I fish some more, I mix in some duck and deer hunting. I'm not a huge fan of groups or groupies, so you wouldn't find me at the local watering hole. I'll be throw'en them back in my garage tinkering with my bow or boat. In the mornings you can find me on the deck drinking coffee and shooting black birds and pesky squirrels. Winter I'm out ice fishing and up on the sled hills. I grew up snowboarding, and as my kids get bigger and better I'll get back to the slopes. I have a full time job, but thats not what I'm all about. Now Im pretty much into fishing and hunting all year round. I am teaching my oldest (6) how to snowboard and bmx. I got a fast boat but I haven't bought a wakeboard yet (can't seem to set down the pole) but when my boys get bigger I'll definitly get into it. I grew up skating and bmx jumping but now when I fall it hurts for a week. So Im not s

105148
My friends (Tony and Raul) call me Mr. Excitement. Have you ever tried whipping your head from left to right really fast as you try to take in the whole scene? Well, my life's like that. It's a blur. It feels like everyday I wake up only to go back to sleep. But that's cool because I sleep naked. And nakedness is freedom. So I'm living my life on my own terms, and on my own mattress (well, actually it's Tony's, but he lent it to me years ago and forgot about it). I'm the only person I know who has slept throgh a fire drill. Apparently, I pulled the alarm. Yeah, I sleepwalk. Sometimes I sleep run. I was asleep when I ran the Boston Marathon. I was so tired when I finished that I slept for another sisteen hours Sleeping I'd like to meet a man who has a pillow for a face. I think we'd be best friends. One minute I'd be crying on his shoulder, and the next minute I'd be punching him in the forehead. And I'd like to meet this guy, because he kept me awake while reading: E-mails from a Ma

Matt
Im outgoing, like to have, i don't care wat everyone else thinks bout me, im prettty much easy it get along with. any comedy movies,and action movies. my favorite tv shows. That 70's show, Family Guy, Everybody Loves Raymond, and Hogan Knows Best.

105160
To me, cuticles are like deadlines--you've got to keep pushing them back so they don't get in the way. Fingernails are like children. They grow on you. Nobody likes to take care of other people's children, but I love taking care of other people's nails. I live for it. It's also my hobby. I collect fingernails from every city I visit. I keep them in glass jars that I hide throughout my house. Then, when a jar gets full, I'll take the jar and grind up all the nails into fine powder that I use in my chili sauce that I enter in the state fair every year. Several of the judges are my clients. Of course I keep the ingredients a secret. I don't file paperwork very well, but i can sure file fingernails with the best of them. Usually, the first thing I'll notice about a person is their nails. Unless they are wearing no pants, then, if they are also wearing no shoes, I tend to notice their toenails first. If all the trees in America were giant fingernails, I'd like to meet Paul Bunyon

Crazy Redneck
Hello everybody my name is duke i am a big time bullrider i love to go trail riding with my horse i am from louisiana i moved here to arizona when i was 16 i am going back in a few months. I love to party and have a great time i am a out going guy and like to meet new people if you want to get to know more about me don't be affraid message me. And if some of you are wondering yes i am a confederate i reprisent the confederate flag more than the u.s flag i don't know why. But i am a cowboy and a crazy cowboy at that. But if you ladies like what you just read here give me a hoot and a hollar and we can chat. Talk to yall later. My intrests are going partying and going off road if you look in my pictures you will see my truck and how much i represent the confederate flag and what kind of stuff i go through In my truck. But anyway i like To meet new people and go riding with my horses on trails that no one can find me on. BUt now you know my intrests. Talk to yall later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jmo
Well im a laidback chick...Lets see I love to party and I love smokin weed. My moto is "Go Big Or Go Home No Amatures Allowed." I dont have time for no head games if that was ur inital plan dont bother even talking to me. Im looking for new friends who wont front or act shady. Thats pretty much it. Getting high, Drinking, Getting High, Partying, Getting High, Dancing, Getting high, Sleeping, Getting high, fuckin, Getting high, eat, getting high, and sleep some more.

105170
Car Wax, itchy dick, bleeding chicken strapped to a metal frame and hung on the wall, record player/microwave oven: music never tasted so fresh, the taste buds and ear drums are controlled by the same Druidian dwarf located in the medula oblongada. Hot chocolate waffles, the world is like a pancake: flat, and Columbus actually died by falling off the edge of the world into the syrrupy abyss The first man who chews off his own legs before winning the Boston Marathon. I'd like to shake his hand (but I'll wait a few days after the race, since he ran the whole way on his hands). And this guy: E-mails from a Madmanavailable atAmazon.com

Aviator
was good dis ya boi ej. im from Washington DC "murda capitol". i go to saint francis university. i play football here too. quarterback #7. i love to wrote poetry and im the nicest guy u'll eva meet. im laid back and i love to meet people (girls lol). im 6'2 220 pounds of muscle. i got waves in my hair. im an ok lOokin guy. im strong. i love to cuddle up n watch movies. i love to kiss and more.... lol. right now im single n tryna mingle. if u like wat u c and u think u might be interested...GET AT MEG GIRLS... EASY 1 basketball girls football shoppin n gettin fresh goin out wit my hommies girls madden nba live workin on my waves movies spendin dat quality time wit my girl (wenenva i get one) liftin weights drinkin makin out cuddlin givin massages

Hothead
I basically described my self under interests. I own my own piiza place and work mad hours, but still party it up. Looking to settle down soon though. I like to smoke weed and all types of ill shit.Sports and sports gambling is one of my favotites. But all in all i'm rocker through and through.

105202
I was asked to join this by a friend, don't know what its about, but was wondering. So here I am, I like to chat online sometimes, read, and sing. I enjoy movies, of differt types mostly action, or scaries. I like country music, but i listen to other stuff as well, rock, classical, pop, 80's music....well thats enough about me!

Britt
brittany -- [adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com brittany blacketer will go to jail for ... Carrying around a gun shaped like a penis 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com The Twelve Days of Christmasfor jaydens_mommy:Day #Who?What they got you1stsyphillis2ndA booklet of sexual favors coupons3rdmost of a dead hooker4th

Spanky
I'm 17,6'foot Hazel brown eyes,Black hair,Tan,Love to party and just have a kickass time were ever I'm at. I love partying hagin out with friends and girls,having a kickass time. Johnny Knoxville,Rodney Mullen,Eric Koston,Bam,All the kickass Rockers,Hardcore Partiers Scary movies,The ringer,Tommy Boy,Wayne's World

Asheee
I am 23 I was born and raised in kansas (yes it really does suck) I work at an elementary schoold in kindergarten and I couldn't ask for a better job because i love kids so my days are definately fun. If you want to know something just ask because my life is an open book :) Well lets see. I love the outdoors. I love just hanging out with my friends and having a good time. I love photography....there is just something about being able to express yourself without words that amazes me. I love movies especially the really sappy chick flicks (yes I am a baby and I cry) only if the movie is really really good though. I love to just hang out and be silly. I love to talk so if you want to talk you have definately come to the right page :)

Juggalettuce
ima juggalette, a smart ass, an artistic mental case, and a beautiful soul...thats tha general watever shit sooo anything else u wanna know, dont be afriad 2 ask!! hmmmm..i really dont idolize anyone..i admire people..but..hmmm..trick question!! i love scary movies..and funny movies...and sad movies...and ..ya..movies!!

Nikki
i can be nice to people only if u are nice back... u want me to respect u . u gotta respect me.. i can be alittle moody like my brother says alot moody but i am not always moody.. i like to hang with friends but some times i rather be alone. i gotta have my alone time 2.. i hate liers and gurls that are sooo into themselfs makes me sick... i dont like guys that think there all good looking and think they can have all the gurls in the world...... i am also a nice person to be around and i am very caring and giving.. i am not selfish like people say....i am little selfish but people some times have to be but i am always giving..... that all i can think that u neeed to know bout me i like to go online.. hang with friends.. listen to music .. working.....sometimes school, and hang with my bf and family

Smuddles
IM KOOL :D JUST JOKING IM A FRIENDLY HAPPY PERSON WHO WILL TALK TO ANYONE YAY HOPE TO HEAR FROM U SOON XXX I HAVE A NEW WEBSITE PLZ COME SEE IT!! http://www.lwsites.co.uk/sonia http://www.lwsites.co.uk/sonia http://www.lwsites.co.uk/sonia http://www.lwsites.co.uk/sonia http://www.lwsites.co.uk/sonia http://www.lwsites.co.uk/sonia http://www.lwsites.co.uk/sonia http://www.lwsites.co.uk/sonia http://www.lwsites.co.uk/sonia http://www.lwsites.co.uk/sonia http://www.lwsites.co.uk/sonia http://www.lwsites.co.uk/sonia http://www.lwsites.co.uk/sonia http://www.lwsites.co.uk/sonia heya my name is sonia! how is every today?? well im from a place called halifax which is ace i suppose its ok just a bit boring. i also spend half my time in wiltshire were loads of my mates are. anyways im very laid back and will chat to any one yay !!! speak soon peeps xx most people really i aint fused

Jesika
I am a very passionate person, not only in the bedroom as most of you men are probably thinking....lol. Also, in everything I choose to do in life. I believe that if you are going to do something you owe it to yourself to give it your best. I enjoy doing many different things (too many to list) and will try anything once. If you want to get to know me better just ask! Blond hair, blue eyes, single, what more do you need to know???

Va_chicka07
×. About Me .× * DoNT WoRRY, i DoNT BiTE! o1.Full Name: Julia Christine Mefford O2.Age: 17 o3.Height: 5'4 O4.Looks: Brown Hair & Iz o5.School: J. J. Kelly High School O6.Religion: ChRiStIaN O7.Parents: Eddie & Kathy o8.Siblings: 3 Brothers, 1 Sister o9.Status: Long Term Relationship The Notebook, Just Like Heaven, 40 Year Old Virgin...mostly romance and comedy!

Kehvan
Well, the best example of who I am is how I came out. I was in the middle of the Atlantic ocean on the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise with over 5,500 men onboard! I did it all for the man I loved. GAWD, how stupid could I have been!!!Physical Description:Let me tell you more about me. I am 40, but look like I am going on 130. (Just kidding). My height is 5'7" and I weigh 165 pounds. My ethnic background is Scottish, Irish, German, and most likely some English. I have brown hair that varies from light to dark depending on the seasons, and I have hazel eyes that sometimes appear blue or green. I used to be very slim, but I've put in a few pounds in the past few years.Personality Type:In a Carl Jung personality typing, I'm an INFP. Essentially, I'm an intensely devoted to those I love. I'm easy to know and I'm not easily turned way. In other words, if you make me your friend I'll stay your friend forever. I look at friends and lovers in about the same way, they are there for life unle

Katie
im "fun sized", rhythicly tuned, out going, crazi, adventurous. and all that great wonderful shit!!! im the most hilarious person in the world when i wanna be. i have a bf, but earl is my king of hotness or atleast i think. haha. everything!!! im a movie person

Mercy
well... where to start.... appearence: I am 5'7, about 130, deep red hair, and green eyes. I love doing things that keep me active, and I love to have fun. I was very into martial arts for quite some time but had to take a break due to an injury. I also sing, and dance. i am in the process of currently teaching myself Irish Gaelic, which is fun but definetly not easy. some people think Im scattered, but I just have alot of intestes, and I want to experience as much of life as I can. as stated before... pretty much everything....LOL

Goldnutz
I'm a 20 year old in the United States Marine Corp. 5'9'' blond hair blue eyes. I'm a huge football fan. I pretty much love all soorts. I also love to draw, been doing it as long as I can remember. I would have to look up to Randy Couture a UFC fighter. In my book he is the best fighter out there I'm a commedy, action packed thriller movie watcher

Mack And Cheese
Most of y'all know me as Macki or Mack and Cheese or just Mackenzie... only 2 of you know me as Big Mack... but those of you who dont know me its Mackenzie... Life right now is crazy... i get so confused sometimes i just cant think stright haha... i was born April 7th 1987. i love my Boyfriend....

Shelli
I'm a single mom. Been divorced over 12 years. Dated off and on .I've Had some short and long term relationships with men.I have tattoes and my ears peirced.I like to party, go to bars or clubs with friends and like to dance and have a good time.Maybe someday I will find my prince charming.I seem to be shy at first.I like to socialize. I am more open on the computer than I am in person. I have two children ages 16 and 18. I'm a a true Gemini. I collect unicorns and flying peagus. I'm interested in metaphysics,infinity,meditation,astrology. I'm researching religion.I'm close to family and friends. I own a 79 Ford Fairmont and would like to sell someday. My family use to manufacture and build the "Silver King tractors" in Plymouth,Ohio. A factory called the Fate*Root& Heath company then later in years they changed the name to Plymouth locomotives which was moved to Bucryrus,Ohio. I haven't been getting out much due to knee surgery in May and it takes awhile to heal. I've dated some and