41 Year Old
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Male
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From Jacksonville, FL·
Invited by: 104372·
Joined on July 17, 2006
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Born on July 16th
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To me, cuticles are like deadlines--you've got to keep pushing them back so they don't get in the way. Fingernails are like children. They grow on you. Nobody likes to take care of other people's children, but I love taking care of other people's nails. I live for it. It's also my hobby. I collect fingernails from every city I visit. I keep them in glass jars that I hide throughout my house. Then, when a jar gets full, I'll take the jar and grind up all the nails into fine powder that I use in my chili sauce that I enter in the state fair every year. Several of the judges are my clients. Of course I keep the ingredients a secret.
41 Year Old
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Male
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From Jacksonville, FL·
Invited by: 104372·
Joined on July 17, 2006
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Born on July 16th
Interests
I don't file paperwork very well, but i can sure file fingernails with the best of them. Usually, the first thing I'll notice about a person is their nails. Unless they are wearing no pants, then, if they are also wearing no shoes, I tend to notice their toenails first.
Music
Nine Inch Nails: I'd love to trim Trent Reznor!
Idols
If all the trees in America were giant fingernails, I'd like to meet Paul Bunyon and form a business partnership with him.
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E-mails from a MadMan
(I'd love to nail this Madman. He is simply yummy!)
