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Scorned
I was seeking innocence A tunnel back to yesterday Before those savage burning hands Ripped it from my breast Lying in soiled sheets Dirty Alone Tears of lost youth mingling with polluted blood Desperately searching for vanished bud I was brutally denied. Life’s passage A vindictive scorn There I lay, cruelly wilted Before my time
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Giving Up Wine
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner? ""No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me."Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked. "No, I don't waste time shopping, " the homeless woman said."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive. ""Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked."Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years! ""Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight."The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting. "I said, "That's o
For My Next Trick
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Pre-nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York. The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy. "I'll only marry you under three conditions." "Anything, anything," said the ambassador. "First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28-inch studded matching necklace for our engagement." Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!" The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation. "Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Hamptons along with a 40
Damn Modern Technology Among Other Things!
I guess there was a fiber optic cable that was cut somewhere in the Sioux Falls area and everyone in the Sioux Falls area was having internet problems for little over a week or so now. We aren't losing the internet again. I'm still looking for a part time job. I just can't seem to catch a break at all. I think some of my former employers are talking a lot of shit about me to my potiental employers. Which I thought was seriously against the law! I'm giving up on dating yet again. Why is it that all of the good ones are already taken or married or gay?
Rush Rush.. Please Watch This
To Funny Chrissy
Life Sucks...
OK...well...maybe not sucks but pretty damn close. Working at this new site is going ok. Just I am not getting the overtime I was told...hmmmm? Did get info about working OT at another site. So I am gonna do that. Sunday tho, dont kno how I am gonna get 4 hours sleep....lol...but that shall be interesting. I am concerned mostly about getting a place of my own. Not getting the hours I need, I am worried about putting a strain on Kandi and Michael. I am basically freaking out and getting stressed. Things seem not to be going to plan like I thought. I may have to see about getting a second job somewhere once I can get a regular schedule at my site. I get to run rounds tomorrow...they are about 1.5 to 2 miles long...supposedly. LOL. Woohoo! So I am gonna have fun. I go in at 4 so guess who may see about getting a bit drunk tonite! Hell I think I deserve it wouldnt you say? I just want to relax and have a good time...before I start the next shift. I have been ge
What's Your Southern Sign???
What's Your Southern Sign? Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are to ever fully understand all the star signs and the people they represent, we need symbols that all true Southerners understand. See the list below... OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Are tough on the outside but tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do something good each day if you try. CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful they may surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra. BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the
Vote For Me
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My Tribute To Halo 3
Something I Wrote A While Back
The wolf wanders the woods in his solitary existence. He searches for the longing of belonging to a pack, to be the alpha male, to have his alpha female. He has searched for many a winter, and yet he has found nothing...nothing but solitude and seclusion. Each night he sits and howls at the moon, hoping that he will get a response from someone...somewhere, but each night comes with only the sounds of his beating heart. With each beat of his heart, he slips deeper into solitude. He knows not if that peace will ever come to him, and he can't help but to fight the onslaught of anger that rages within his soul; he can't help but to wonder if it was something that he caused...was he put on this earth to wander the wild alone, or was there an alpha female put on this earth to cross his path and lead him to that pack. Days and nights he wanders the woods, searching...longing...waiting. Days turn into weeks...weeks turn into years until he realizes that there is no alpha female in h
~my Endless Love For Y/you B/both~
A true F/friend is more than S/someone W/who wipes Y/your tears when Y/you are sad. T/they are more than the P/person Y/you call when S/someone makes Y/you incredibly mad. A true F/friend does not have to be a P/person Y/you spend time with every weekend, Or even S/someone W/who lives Just around the bend. A true F/friend can be a P/person with W/whom Y/you shared a single moment, But Y/you felt like it was just for Y/you T/they were sent. Friendship does not always have to Build up over years It, like love, sometimes Just appears. Thank Y/you myMaster & mylil' lei sis for being there for me through out this whole trial, thanks for not giving up on me, and having the same shared dream/goal. i love Y/you B/both very much! tallyssinae[R] 2007
Conceited People ...kiss My Ass
Monsoon: Ever So Lonely
With You
With you In that special place, So long I dreamed My hands around your face, Your arms that do embrace The tremble of my naked skin.. The both of us merging In whispering light, I'll tuck you away From all harms in the night.. I've traveled so far Through time and tide To beat in your heart, In your side, Lips collide.. A surging of souls In a blur of motion, To thunder the bells In the heaven Of our devotion.
Behind The Scenes
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No Need To Ask "why?"
As the road rises to greet you, And as the sun sets upon your past, You see hearts full of undeniable passion, And a friendship around thats going to last, You have said and done good and bad, You have already run a thousand miles, You've jumped the hurdles put before you, You've helped alot fo people with your wonderful smiles, Your touch is soft and gentle, Your breath is nice and sweet, Your arms bring welcoming comfort, To anyone whom in which you choose to be, You can distract the most complicated of minds, Make people forget through what they have been, You ahve what it takes to be wanted, Everything about you says you want to win, Even at times when you've seemed so low, You've always had a hand to reach out and say "hi", We all love you and would greatly miss you, So now you know, there's no need to ask "why?"............. This poem was written for three of my boys that recently have passed into Gods arms,,,,,, I ju
Escaped Convict Found At Police Party
Escaped convict found at police party An escaped convict has been recaptured in Taiwan - at a barbecue party organised at the local police station. Police in Xinzhu city invited residents to celebrate the Moon Festival with them. But officers could not believe their eyes when they saw an escaped drug dealer called Chen, who had just been listed as one of the city's most wanted criminals, at the party. Police officer Cai Zhengtong, who was in charge of the barbecue, said: "I saw a man dressed in an eye-catching yellow windbreaker enter the place and sit in the corner. "He was enjoying the barbecue with the others. I really couldn't believe my eyes, since the man was just the criminal we were seeking." Police at the party quickly arrested Chen. He told officers he thought it would have been the last place police would have thought of looking for him.
Oneday
with love in my heart and light in my eyes you make my day very easy to start with the sound of your voice you give me sweet dreams every night happiness i feel from sheer pure delight you are everything to me and hopefully i will be to you cause from the bottom of my heart i do love you with every breath that i take i dream of the day that one day will come with every heart beat that happens makes all the nervousness run all i can say to everything that will come is i open my heart to you for one day you will for me may my love always be strong may my kisses always be sweat and forever our love will grow
New Member Needs Love!
We have a new member on here that needs love..so show her how we do it and be nice..:) kate@ fubar
Friends
Lately I have been questioning who my true friends are. There are some people that do not seem to understand that I am busy and do not have time to sit and gab for hours. One of my so called friends is really mad because I do not have time to sit on pogo.com and play games with her all the time. She seems to think that my whole life is devoted to fubar which it isn't. She fails to realize that I am going to school full time and have other things I need to deal with also. Why can people not understand that I am busy and can't always be there when they want me?
How To Lick Pussy
omg you guys have gotta read this ..lmaooo by the way i did not write this 1 ok..enjoy!!!! There is really only one way to eat pussy. And that is with every fiber of your being. Now don’t get me wrong there are several styles and positions you can do it in but to really lick and eat pussy you have to want to be down there and not afraid to get your face and hands messy. You have to lay her back and spread her legs and kiss and lick and tease her pussy before you even think about entering her with a finger or tongue. You have to admire her legs and kiss and nibble and lick them. You cannot also forget that the rest of her body is very sensitive while you are between her legs, let your hands roam, play with her breasts, take her hands in your hand, feel her excitement. Now that you have driven her crazy with your teasing it is time to lick a single lick from the very bottom of her to the very tip of her pussy. This single long lick should receive a long slow moan and perhaps her f
Different
Lovers struggle, are still, frozen and relax. They sleep entwined, her head on his chest. She wakes first, but stays still. watching him sleep, hearing... his heartbeat So different from her own
My Hair And Other News Lol
I just colored my hair, yet agaim, a diff. shade of red, yet again LOL I like it, although it turned out way darker than I thought it would...it is cool..It kinda reminds me of a chocolate covered cherry LOL...I will have to take pics sometime next week..the reason being for that is that my camera is alreayd packed and ready to go with me to my trip to North Carolina :-D woot! I leave tomorrow night and will be back next Thurs....I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited...I am gonna have some fun, which I highly need...so if anyone wonders where I am for the next few days I am outta here lol....I got most of my shit packed, just have to pack what I used in the morning...going for six days and listen up girls..I only have ONE suitcase and my backpack lol...I hate traveling with tons of bags, so I back tight LOL....My backpack has my digital cam, snacks, reading material, my DS Lite, and a few others odds and ends lol So yea I think I have done quiet well not overpacking lol So h
I'm Not Ignoring You!
Well, shit. I turned off my shoutbox several weeks ago now and a friend informed me that there is no notice to the sender that the messages are not being seen. The whole reason I turned it off is because I would often neglect to check it and so people thought they were being ignored when it just wasn't the case. I figured if I turned it off, that would solve the issue. I was wrong. So if you've tried to shout me and wondered why I never responded, now you know. I am not snubbing you! Well, most of you*. *wink* *I am kidding. No one is being snubbed. Not even you. ;c)
Stupid People(nsfw)
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Why?
Can I not just be friends with someone and them not like me more than a friend? seriously it is getting to the point i don't want to talk to anyone anymore. I am who I am and I will never stop being me but everyone needs to back off. Most know I am in a relationship and have a life as well and it drives me nuts that those who all the sudden have strong feelings for me get pissy when I don't say hi all the time or back off. I have a life people just as anyone else and the only reason I am online half the time is when I do my school work or business and it is nice to chat with people. It goes both ways and I am not going to be the one always saying hello
Jokers Wild Short Bus Stop Lounge On The Air
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Finally A Break !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sooooo excited to say that I finally got a break and am starting a new job on Monday..... I took the day off from work today to go a talk to an old co-worker of mine..... about a job ..... and what do you know.... he's asks if I wanna start on monday.... So we talk money..... I say one thing... he's says another.... I tell him I'll let him know later on in the day... he calls me on the way home and gives me more money than he was gonna give me before.... I actually got something I wanted for once... So I'm gonna quit my job tomorrow and take an extended weekend to start my "new job" on Monday... I have a very good feeling about this.... Its a small company with lots of room to grow...I can be the supervisor of my department in no time... and apparently the money is endless... So I'm excited because I'm gonna have something challenging (again), it's gonna be in the same state as I live in, I get paid more than I did and it's closer to home..... Yea for me !!!!!!!!
My Primary Blog...
is at http://blog.stewardspiral.net. (trying to get all things that are the same in one place.)
Pecans In The Cemetery
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by the f
Unbridled Passion
As My Blood Pounds through my Body Desire Courses through My Veins Endowing an Endless Stream of Passion Corrupting My Very Soul…. Your Caress Fuels My Desire Finding Heaven in the Softest Touch You Guide My Senses… Blinding Me…Binding Me... Your Touch Feeds My Soul I Can Not Live without You Empty is My Heart Without You Beside me Entangled in Embrace Our Bodies Thrashing for More Melting Us Into One… Consuming All Doubt As Our Lips Fuse Our Souls The World Disappears… Faster and Faster My Heart Explodes Sending Fire Within Every Touch Slowly We Embrace Life Savoring the Unbridled Passion Reaching For The Moon And Finding Heaven…
New Job
I am recently beginning to look for a new job and let me tell you it sucks! If you don't have a college degree or such under your belt, there is hardly anything out there!
Love
Love is in the air All the maidens so fine and fair Hugging and loving you now and then kissing and cuddling forever and Loving you now more then ever Now is then and then is now Together forever with no doubt
Why Men Think Alot And Women Talk Alot
-Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much...? MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. -The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... -If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it? A fucking goodyear! -Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -What is the speed of sex? 68, cause at 69 you have to turn around.!! -Big Bad Wolf told Lil' Red Riding Hood "Lift your top so I can suck your tits." "No," she said while lifting her skirt, "eat me like the fucking book says!" -A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, "A wet pussy always makes a cock happy." - Girls have unique magic tricks--- they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
He's Home
Justin came home today, Yay, but he can't go back to school till at least monday that is as if he is doing better. My sis has to give treatments every three hours and till we can get him to go at least four hours bettween treatments. Thank you all and Bless be.
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Home Split
Sad love songs at night, Avoidance to block out the fights, Screams to release anger, Tears created by pain. Words that were spoken, Feelings that were hurt, Happiness and fun no longer lingered, Love at its worst. Late at night your all alone, You now living in a quiet home, Things you'll never forget, A happy home that has split.
Arrival Of The Baby
Good Bye
I'm tired of crying at night. I'm giving up this fight. Your only around for things you need. What about me? Can't you see that I need you too? It doesn't matter anymore. Slam the door. Everything I say you ignore. My pillow soaks with tears. Crying away my fears. Stone faced now, my bags are packed. I swear to you I'll never look back. You should have thought about that before I cried away my love for you. Goodbye forever. Now it's your turn to cry into the pillows. Where I used to be.
Funny
A couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high an
Vivid Imagination (lesbian Lust)
I have quite the vivid imagination when I masturbate. I love to imagine that I'm making out with a beautiful, dark-skinned woman. I like to imagine us making out, kissing, fondling each other's breasts, and then stroking each other's pussies. I'd start masturbating by gently rolling my middle finger over the outside of my panties, just until I felt my clit stiffen while my other hand gently circles my soft nipples through my shirt. I'd imagine my lover's hands all over my body, and then, suddenly gripping my wrists, her jasmine-scented, warm, smooth body on top of mine, her legs between mine, her tits pressing into mine. Her smooth brown muscles are hard, yet silky. I'd imagine feeling the cool metal of handcuffs sliding around my wrists and clicking shut. When I tried to squirm and sit up, I found my feet tied together, too, and her slipping a blindfold over my eyes. By this time, I've already unbuttoned my shirt, removed my bra, and am circling my hard nipples with
Should I?
Ok.. I'm not very good with blogs n all that, and my hand is pretty much numb from being so cold right now, but I need opinions.. Should I apply to be a Suicide Girl? (www.suicidegirls.com) Or am I just too fat, boring and generally lame to be on there...? I don't want you luffly Fu-friends of mine telling me to go for it though just because you want to be nice. I want HONEST opinions. [this next part is only if you think I SHOULD do it..) As SG will involve nude pics at some point if I did do it and got accepted, I want advice too from those of you who like to take TASTEFUL nude pics... preferably the ladies, but if any of you guys have advice or tips for taking pics like that.. any help would be appreciated.. =) xXx
Neenee's I Dare You!
On 9/26/2007, neeneedaqueen_@fubar.com wrote: This is to ME from Neenee the words is { } are my reply to her questions and comments... Four things you wonder about me: 01. are you really a gov. spy? {Well... you just never can tell about some things can you? I could tell you... but then, I'd probably have to kill you....} 02.do you believe that tomatoes scream when you cut them? {Go cut one and listen very closely they even bleed.... ;)} 03.do you ever wonder about the sun going super nova, and the after math? {No, I am actually quite certain of how the story of our world pans out;)} 04.do you eat your toast blood side up or brain side down... oh yea i ment butter ... um sure yea..... hehehe... {blood, I mean butter side up.. see now you have me doing it...} Three things you like about me: 01.you have no extra tenticals or anteni are you so sure? {you haven't seen me naked... yet..} 02.your not a gun toating hillbilly hunting alien {this is very
She Bop.. Cyndi Lauper
She Bop Lyrics
One For The Ladies!!
> > > > > > > >Date: > > > >Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:01:25 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > > > >? > > > >----- Original Message ----- > >From: Harry Levy > > > >To: Alice Conlon ; Bruce Berger ; cmarder@edgellmail.com ; Deanna ; > >epassel@hotmail.com ; Farrell Chaifetz ; Bergerfk@aol.com ; Geanine Cobbel > >; Jack Cliff ; Keeton, Jerri ; Katerina ; ktgenthe@sbcglobal.net ; Linda > >Ward ; Martin Wichter ; Robert Chicotsky ; TINA CHAIFETZ ; VICKI TOPLETZ > > > >Sent: Wednesday, September 12, 2007 8:34 AM > > > >Subject: FW: One for the ladies!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >One for the ladies > > > >?? > > > > > >One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. > >Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What > >setting do I use on the washing machine?" > > > >"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" > > > >He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma" > > > >And they say
It's Happy Hour
HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S HAPPY HOUR! COME COMMENT BOMB THIS PICTURE MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Moon
HARVEST MOON: There's a full Moon tonight (Wed., Sept. 26) and it has a special name--the "Harvest Moon," the full Moon closest to the autumnal equinox. In the days before electric lights, farmers relied on moonlight to help them gather ripening autumn crops. The bright Harvest Moon allowed their work to continue late into the night. Now, post-Edison, we appreciate the Harvest Moon more for its beauty than its utility. Moonrise happens tonight at sunset; look east and enjoy the view! AURORA WATCH: Northern fall has begun with a vibrant flourish of green--that is, green Northern Lights. A solar wind stream hit Earth on Sept. 21st sparking an intense, three-day display of polar auroras. Get ready for more: Another solar wind stream is due on Sept. 27th or 28th.
A Place
quietly i wait ~ i wait for a place to take me far away ~ from here to vanish ~ disappear ~ without a trace only for a while ~ not here nor there casing my soul ~ to calm it now something missing ~ something gone wishing it back ~ to see it, how? for him ~ my soul will long deeply aching ~ for my soul to feel wanting him here ~ needing him there in my arms ~ to hold ~ to heal this love ~ yurning within ~ to share quietly i wait ~ i wait for a place In his arms ~ close to his heart fall deep within ~ without a trace Only time ~ keeping this apart
Lulu
Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?" She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!" The policeman fainted.
I Touch Myself
I Touch Myself Lyrics
Please Add Fan And Rate This Guy!
Please check him out, add, fan and rate him. Show him the fubar love. Leroy 1970@ fubar
Who's Gonna Help
alright, so i posted my blog about wanting a VIP, so which one of my friends is really a good friend and will buy me one? Like I said before, I have 500+ people on my friend list, i try to help out the ones that I see needs the help, so why dont people wanna help me....c'mon guys...well thats all for now....xoxoxox
Fuck You Hippies
Well today I get several comments from some jackass hippie bitching about how I'm a baby killer. I mean fuck sake. 1. I haven't even gone to war yet. 2. My job is a NON-COMBAT job. All you little fucking hippies have to bitch about something. If it isn't the war its the president, or the environment, or how people talk on their cell phones and its melting everyones brains. Until you can do something that shows you got some type of guts to do then go bitch at your pathetic parents that brought you into this world. Since you want to class me as baby killer, give me your address I'll come kill yours instead.
Motley Crue
Girls Girls Girls Lyrics
The Life I Lead (dedication)
The Life I lead by Cathy D The life I Lead By Cathy D I will always remember That dreaded day. My mom said we were leaving Moving away. I can never forget How I had felt Praying the price For the hand they were dealt. I sometimes think about Having no where to go Always feeling left out Always being told No. I can not escape the memories Of being on my own Fifteen was too young To be left all alone. My days turned brighter On that blessed day I was given a son My pain lifted away. Watching him grow Was so special to me And as he turned one I was again a mother to be. Nine months later A daughter on the way My son so excited He waited patiently each day The day finally arrived When my daughter was born Happiest day in my life But her father was torn. Bringing her home Was so special to me She could meet her brother We would be a family. I will never understand
Dirty Addiction Lounge!!
I've found a new place to hang out! Why don't you come and join in on the fun in the Dirty Addiction lounge!! Lots of awesome people and tons of fun!! Most definitely the place to be!! Come find out for yourself. ;) FEATURING JUST CLICK IT TO GET ADDICTED!!!
The Woman
The woman by Cathy D When I was young and didnt know much or if I got a little out of touch You were there to guide me . I was tought morals on how love should be How to beautify myself and to have respect That someone who tought me was you . Walk with your head up high always stand your ground These were the words you said I found truth in ever word spoken or found. Where did that woman go The woman that tought me those words I see that woman everyday Everytime I look in the mirror or when somebody looks my way. Sometimes you need guidance to help make it through So lean on the shoulder of a friend if you are ever feeling blue As a friend I will say I see you hurting everday I cant stand to see the pain from a love with nothing to gain This man you married said I do He promised to be faithful, honest and true. That man was just an image Of the love you were trying to seek This man had nothing to g
Only One Time
Only One time Remember the night we made love under the stars with the moon glowing upon us It happened one time and that time was with you. Remember the time you kissed me so passionatly and promised you would hold on forever It happened one time and that time was with you. Remember when our children were born It was the most important time we will ever have It happened one time and that time was with you. Remember when we said good-bye Nothing mattered to me anymore the stars and the moon didnt shine anymore because everything in my life happened When I was with you .
Inside A Girls Head
When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and {{smile}} =) ____________________________________________ When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand ____________________________________________ When she wants a hug she will just stand there ____________________________________________ When you break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later ____________________________________________ When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind ____________________________________________ When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply ____________________________________________ When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering *how long you will be around* ____________________________________________ When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is {{NOT}} at all fine ___________
Graphicz Site Link(please Visit And Leave Comments In Shoutbox)
OK EVERYONE GO CHECK IT ITS MY NEW GRAPHICZ SITE THERE WAS ALOT OF PPL WHO LIKED MY GRAPHICZ IN MY ALBUMS SO I STARTED THIS SO I COULD MAKE THEM FOR OTHERS HERE THE LINK BELOW :) CHECK IT AND LEAVE COMMENTS WWW.XxDarkIce-GraphiczxX.piczo.com
Discovery Chanel
i think some differnt cultures in this world seem strange to us becase they are really stupid. i will be so fuckin glad to get my dvd player back
The Faces She Wears
The Faces She Wears By Cathy D The Faces you have seen before you are strangers in your eyes She once held hope and happiness Now everything inside her dies. She can not forget the past heatache or the marriage that went bad The pain she felt when love hurt so much or the anger he once had. She wears many faces Some loving- a couple untrue You never know which one She'll decide to show to you. Its almost like a game and you know you'll never win and sometimes the hand is over Before you knew it was going to begin. And true she wants to be with you and show you how she feels but she does not know how to hold you For her heart has not begun to heal. If you could do anything for this girl you may never know Show her that love can be true and never let her go. Try to understand the life she's lived and stand by her side. And although thing will be tough Never run and h
Grrrrrrrr
I swear I hate fuckin' FAKE ASS people....Why be fake in the first place....Why not just be yourself....I don't play well with others...especially LIARSSSSSSSSSS....so if you think at anytime during a conversation with me that you're gonna lie to me....then don't even fuckin' bother talkin to me at all....and if you go ahead and talk to me anyway and then lie to me...be prepared cause the BITCH in me will definately appear and I will tell your ass off.....so for gods sake..... JUST BE FUCKIN' HONEST!!!!!!!!!!! **This message is brought to you by the one and only @mbielicious. If you have any complaints, please leave a message with my hand cause thats as close to me listening as your gonna get....lmao**
Single Again !!!!!!!!!
Well here I am single again after 15 years. Starting over isn't like it use to be. Meeting people isn't easy. But my life will go on. I am happy and ready to see where my life will take me now. So I am going to explore things about myself that I could never do before and see what I can discover about myself. Wish me luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Didn't Do Anything!!!!
I changed my status from "online" to "666 fans?!?!?!" and I got this comment from someone who I thought was my friend on my profile: he said: id be glad to trade fans....but i think i allready asked this b4 and was refused so... I said: I rated/FAN/added you for a contest. I fan everyone I rate. he said: whatever...you didnt like having to do that now did ya...even though the rules of contest were written...still coulnt take having to do anything now could ya dont worry you wont be gettin pestered by me.... I said: wtf is ur problem with me? I have done NOTHING to you... holy shit! who pissed in ur cheerios?? I thought we was friends... damn, remember when I asked you to help me bomb for a contest?? you was all nicey nice to me then and now you just crawled out from under your rock and decided to start hating on me... Jesus on a flag pole! whatever I did... I'm fucking sorry! Right after that he blocked me. And now he refuses to tell me wtf I did to make him
Hurtful Words
Hurtful Words Words come out easy, while the truth is so hard to say. We always hurt eachother, and let our pride get in the way. In the past we made ammends, but the future remains the same. We will still say hateful words and say eachother is to blame. I know we can not live like that, and something has got to give. If we do not start changing, alone is how we will live. I do not want to be without you, and I would really like to try. Yet I feel like you do not listen when I speak, and it hurts me when i cry. I would like to have a future together, a loving family we can make, but we will have to learn to speak the truth , and give more than we take. Cathy Jo Davis Copyright ©2007 Cathy Jo Davis
Be There For Me
Be There for Me Even though we are miles apart, I need to know I am still in your heart. Since you have been gone, my life's been misery. I have gone downhill with no one there for me. I guess what I am saying is: "I need your help," To help me to live with the hand I am dealt. I need you to stand by my side and be my man on this lonely ride. Words just cannot describe how I feel inside. I have messed things up, having too much pride. I am trying to change--it is an every day fight. I guess you could say I have saw the light. Saw the light probably a little too late, my life's story--my personal fate. All I need is for you to be there for me, I cannot do it alone with all of these enemies. I would give everything that I can to have you here to hold my hand. Faith has lead me to this path again, the same one I go through with all men. Cathy Jo Davis Copyright ©2007 Cathy Jo Davis
Flash Back To The 1980's
Younger Men?
Why are younger men attracted to older women? Is it because they are looking for someone who reminds them of thier mother? We have more experience? They need guidence? Yes some of us older women are still hot at our age but the guys that want us are way too young. I feel like I could be thier mom and they don't seem to care. Men who want women in the mid 40's range and they are under 22..seems like they are missing a few screws!!! Is it just me? Or is it that men don't care as long as they are getting some?!
Don't Forget To Fan/rate/add Thomas In Order To Bomb
Just a reminder you need to fan/rate/add Thomas in order to bomb in this contest...his link and my link are below.. Thanks to all my friends for our help. »†HøĦ姫@ fubar
Give It To Me
Don’t you ever just get tired of bein strong? Feels like you’ve been holding on so long. Every page you turn reads all wrong. Well let it all go….. Don’t you ever just want to flee into the night? Jump into the air and give your dreams flight. You’ve been holding on so tight, So just let it go…. And give it to me. Give me all you’ve got to give. All we’ve come to be. I’ll show you what it means to live. Just let it all flow into my arms. I’ll take it away I swear. Give me your fight, your tears, your charms. Close your eyes and I’m right there. Don’t you ever want to just lean on me? Lay your head back and just let it be. Love will see us through, just wait and see. Let it go…. And give it to me. Give me all you’ve got to give. All we’ve come to be. I’ll show you what it means to live. Just let it all flow into my heart. I’ll take it away I swear. Give your dreams a place to start. Open your arms, and I’m right there. I’
Im Stressed
me n my ex broke up on sunday. we have been off and on for over a year. he has been calling me all the time and checking up me and following me. one of the times that we broke up it was over 3 months and i ended up hooking up with another ex. ive been spending time with one of my ex's a lot and im falling back in love with him. i might be pregnant and my life is so stressfull. matt keeps calling me and talking shit and he cant accept the fact that i want time to be alone. im sick of him following me and calling me all the time and checking up on me and i am scared he is going to fuck with my car. as soon as i get the chance, im getting a different vehicle and im leaving. i might be moving to chicago and im glad. i want out of here. i need out of here. help me and leave comments if u want. thank you
Gone To Cancun
okay all.. Im leaving in the morning to CANCUN for 3 days! Ill be back on Sunday! Its my baby brothers wedding.. so leave me love when Im gone cause ill miss the hell out of all of you! XOXOXOXO Agony
The Best Page In The Universe
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Longing
You move rhythmically Slowly from side to side A writhing snake of eroticism Our eyes meet, my heart leaps As you ask me a question I answer quickly, my mouth dry Eager to see your nod of approval you take out my cock and pleasure, me with your lips and mouth, You leave me longing for more Already I tremble Anticipating our next meeting Burning with need for you Already I have learned so much from you Take me, teach me
Well He Did It
Well he did it my youngest son is on his way to the Bay Area to take his physical for the Navy and then he will be theirs for the next 8 yrs. For some reason I'm sad but then I'm happy for him too and I am supporting his decision. But I feel I'm losing my baby but getting a really grown man and he is only 17.
Http://fuckthesouth.com/
also see: www.AnnotatedRant.com November 3, 2005 Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep. And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really? Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fu
The Day Is Here...
Hiya friends...please help vote for me in the best cleavage contest...thanks for the help... Here is the link...
My Poor Mother
i celebrated my birthday tonight wiht my mother and aunt and uncle who is a loser tonight. they took me to a mexican restrant for my favorite fahetas and casedeaz and margaritas. My mother did not know what to order so she ordered something and my uncle choked one time which was funny to me. all i can say is i am glad they drove.
Shake It Baby By Ian Matthews
Shake It Lyrics
Deadbeat Ass Dads
By definition, the term "Deadbeat Dad" is a noun that refers to a father that does not fulfill his obligation to provide financial support for his children. However, there is much more to a deadbeat dad than just money. Deadbeat Dad can almost be classified as a catch phrase. As the statistical amount of divorces accrue, so do the numbers of absentee fathers. Many children grow up with extreme emotional and behavior problems due to their lack of a father. Sixty-three percent of youth suicides occur in households where fathers were not present. Fatherless homes also account for 90% of runaway children, 85% of children with behavior problems, 71% of high school dropouts, 85% of youths in prison, and more than half of teen mothers.Deadbeat Dads don't come to pick up their kids on Friday night and keep them for the weekend. They don't order pizza and play monopoly. They don't take the kids to the park on Sunday afternoon. Deadbeat Dads don't invite their children to meet their new fiance b
...there's A Shocker (sarcasim)...
...ive said it once, ive said it a thousand times...and now, make that another thousand times...im the nicest bloke in the world until people start tryin to fuck me...then all of a sudden my innocent smile isnt as innocent and sweet as it once appeared to you when you tried to fuck with me but then you got caught...stupid fucks...there will come a time where my kindness and sweet little charming personality will turn into someone whos a real bitch...but sometimes, it almost doesnt seem worth it...as angry, annoyed, pissed off, heated, and tift i am...is it really worth wasting my time and emotions on people who clearly arent worth my time and are too busy being attention whores (and actual whores) that they couldnt care that whatever they say or do actually affects others than their miserable excuses of existance?...and you know what...i keep saying its okay...i keep shrugging it off, and always eventually trying to give someone, somewhere, the benefit of the doubt and say "someones go
The Used
so softly abused, beautifully beaten, so wondrously used, the miserable little drama, the broken toy, the dismal ecstasy, baby's forgotten doll, chained to the floor, bleeding from the mouth, left in this cold room alone, as the blood dries on your cheek, curled in the dust, in company of ash, those who came before, on your back begging, what more do you want from me, don't have to feel, what you can't see, pain...
One Day In Your Life..michael Jackson
One day in your life You'll remember a place Someone touching your face You'll come back and you'll look around, you'll . . . One day in your life You'll remember the love you found here You'll remember me somehow Though you don't need me now I will stay in your heart And when things fall apart You'll remember one day . . . One day in your life When you find that you're always waiting For a love we used to share Just call my name, and I'll be there You'll remember me somehow Though you don't need me now I will stay in your heart And when things fall apart You'll remember one day . . . One day in your life When you find that you're always lonely For a love we used to share Just call my name, and I'll be there.
Tnbc
So for those few who dont know, tnbc stands for the Nightmare before christmas, which i still believe is one of the greatest movie creations ever. So today was an overly stressful yet relaxing day, in that I had lots of work but the manager did not get on my back so it was relaxing. But traffic was killer, and I can barely wait for the weekend. So what is better than coming home and enjoying your favorite movie on the tely, well here is where my problem came in, I lend my favorite movie to my stepdad, so Now I am sitting here on my bed, with my laptop on listening to the NBC soundtrack. It is an excellent piece, the trumpets, the drums, the oboes, just beautiful, reminds me of a good piece of jazz. So as long as I sit here pondering over my lame excuse of a weekend that will be coming up, since I am remodeling my parents house, I'll just sit here, relax, and enjoy some great music from an even greater movie. care to join me. just say the word
Hotel Charge
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to >consider this... > >Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. > >After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, >and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a >room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the >road. > >When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill >for $350.00. > >The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He >tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't >worth $350.00! When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, >the man insists on speaking to the Manager. > >The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel >has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available >for the husband and wife to use. > >"But we didn't use them," the man complains. "We
Not Every Night
every night, you come to me then leave me to sleep. every other night, you come with roses then leave me to sleep. every two nights, you come with candles then leave me to sleep. every three nights, you come with silk bed sheets then leave me to sleep. every night, you come to me, then leave, then come back for more.
Please Understand Me.
If I do not want what you want, please try not to tell me that my want is wrong. Or if I believe other than you, at least pause before you correct my view. Or if my emotion is less than yours, or more, given the same circumstances, try not to ask me to feel more strongly or weakly. Or yet if I act, or fail to act, in the manner of your design for action, let me be. I do not, for the moment at least, ask you to understand me. That will come only when you are willing to give up changing me into a copy of you. I may be your spouse, your parent, your offspring, your friend, or your colleague. If you will allow me any of my own wants, or emotions, or beliefs, or actions, then you open yourself, so that some day these ways of mine might not seem so wrong, and might finally appear to you as right -- for me. To put up with me is the first step to understanding me. Not that you embrace my ways as right for you, but that you are no longer irritated or disappointed with me
My Son Remembering 9-11 His Way
My Son Remembers 9-11 with an A in Woodshop!! E'town N.J. Remembers 9-11!!
The Gift 2
So I've decided how I'm going to do this. I'm going to give away a set of diamond earrings and a diamond ring. If you'd like one of these two let me know. I'll give one to each of the two best offers. Just tell me why you think you should have it.
I Feel Bad
I could've gone to the zoo with my sister and my parents yesterday but I was too tired to get up at be ready at 9:00am. So today I'm at work and they went to the zoo and had a great time. I feel like shizzle about not going. My sister's the whole reason I moved to Centreal California and I was just too lazy to get out of bed yesterday. I dont wanna be here at work today I just feel like sleeping all the time. I'm feel like such a loser today. I dont even have enough money for smokes and I'm almost out of gas too. What a butt pickle I am today. Shucks.
Sorry... Here Is The Contest
Here is the link to his contest folder. The contest starts on Oct. 14th and goes until the 20th. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=948155&albumid=585036&i=2217506923 36d hugs, ms. cleavage
Do You Have It???
YOU KNOW ... even when we forget about GOD he never forgets about us, and this is one night I can say HE remembered ... ME!! That I take personal!! I know that I will hit someone's heart Even if it is just one person ... IT WILL BE WORTH IT!! I wanted to ask a serious question ... It is something to really think about!! How many of you have Renters Insurance? NO ... this is not for personal "Money Making" purposes, I promise!! But ... it is ... PERSONAL!! April 2006, my three children and I were burned out of our home, along with other families!! I believe everyone was home in the 8 unit building, I am quite sure the person who started the fire knew this, since it was around 4:00am!! This person thought it would be funny to start a fire in one of the storage spaces in the basement (nice huh?) or maybe they had an issue with someone who lived there, who knows? My 17 year old son said he thought he was dreaming, or just hearing things. The smoke alarms were going off all over
Again .
People are askin me to rap . lol . I can free style pretty good even though i listen to more other stuff then i do rap . So i though about it . A lil . And ive been writting . I usually write dark lyrics . But hip hop lyrics are comming in bits but easy at the same time. The challenge is that how to write so i won't talk about what people is talk about like common or kayne . Also its kinda hard to rapp like im all hard core about shit people wouldn't let me do . So ican't rap about what my father did cause thats like so in the past . I can't rap about what i see others do . But i can rapp about what i don't like and what would do us all a favor though. What do you all think i should talk about ? Im not trying to do crnuk music. ( Well not yet )
:(
Been a rough couple of days for me,,,debating on whether to get rid of this computer once and for all. I am so tired of being judged by how i look,,,like if im not gorgeous with big boobs im not worth talkng to:( I have been working on trying to better myself inside and out,,,it is working but is is hard work, well have a great week all,,,dont know how often ill be on for a while. sandy
Now Check This Out Lol
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt tha
Bouncing Around The Midwest
Time has it's limits when it comes to driving Truck...we are all set with hours... still at this time...the 11/14 hour rule...then we have to take a minimal...of a ten hour break...unless we use a split...then it becomes an 8/2 hour with no more than 2 hours driving between the 8 and 2...Are we confused yet...well most my friends understand this...because we are all truckers...or know a few...and have had those rules taught to us....in the course of time if you follow this blog...which is posted elsewhere very much like this one here...You might just learn a few things...* God Forbid * . I'm sort of new to this in some ways...but have been blogging elsewhere for quite some time now...and have a great group of friends all over the U.S. that I do visit...and talk to alot while I'm bouncing around...From place to place... If you wish to comment on this blog...Please feel free to...I will be asking questions from those who do read it...just to get to know some of my new friends here.
Something To Laugh About
Don't you just love when you see those "BEWARE OF DOG" signs and then you see this little bitty punk ass dog in the yard. LOL I would love to kick his little barking ass into the mailbox like a Sunday paper!!! dayum U CUJO!!!
What A Woman Wants And Needs
Sex: Making love is a wonderful feeling. To explore the body of your woman, caressing and kissing her every curve and crease, hearing her every noise and feeling each beat of her heart is unforgetable. There are times where hard core sex is nessecarry also to releas sexual tension. laughter: I feel it is important to laugh, laughing breakes bounderies. Opens up doors to happiness. When a woman laughs I think she will feel more comfortable. Laughing also relives stress. security: Trust and comunication is a big part to feel secure. A woman needs to know she can trust and be trusted. Comunicating back and forth secures the relationship and the trust in the relationship. Listening: This is a need. Women speak for a reason "To be heard" so focus on a woman when she speaks is important. Agknoledge she is heard and understood. Body language speaks also, so paying attention is key. Listening in every way possible lets you know more about the specia
Sexiest Females On Fubar Show Some Love
ATTENTION EVERYONE: BELOW YOU WILL FIND SOME OF THE SEXIEST WOMEN ON FUBAR. NOT ONLY ARE THESE WOMEN SUPER HOTT AND SEXY, BUT THEY ARE SOME OF THE SWEETEST FEMALES YOU WILL EVER MEET. FAN THEM, RATE THEM, ADD THEM, AND GIVE THESE SEXY MOFOS A NICE HARD SPANKING. THEY LOVE IT! :) -->♥AsH.WєєE Aka Canadian Bad Boys "Bad Girl"@ fubar ★ANGEL~BABY★ ®™ (FU BAD B*TCH) ★PLZ RATE MY PROFILE~TY★@ fubar Submissive ~ FU Wifey 2 Casey ~Jeezy Party Girl@ fubar Riot Girl -KKs FULovah- Stangs UG Brat-@ fubar *SweetPeach2003*BLUEDEMON PERSONAL SECRETARY* FAN* RATE* ADD* CRUSH*@ fubar CASEY ~ CEO OF THE SYNDICATE...FU WIFEY OF SUBMISSIVE AND RAYNE. OFFICAL JEEZY PARTY GIRL@ fubar NSFW_MILF™ [[DRUNK1's TOP STALKER 24/7]]@ fubar I Love Sporks -add me as a fan before you add me as a friend-@ fubar
Read At Navy Retirements
For thirty one years This sailor has stood the watch While some of us were in our bunks at night This sailor stood the watch While some of us were in school learning our trade This shipmate stood the watch Yes.. even before some of us were born into this world This shipmate stood the watch In those years when the storm clouds of war were seen brewing on the horizon of history This shipmate stood the watch Many times he would cast an eye ashore and see his family standing there Needing his guidance and help Needing that hand to hold during those hard times But he still stood the watch He stood the watch for thirty one years He stood the watch so that we, our families and Our fellow countrymen could sleep soundly in safety, Each and every night Knowing that a sailor stood the watch Today we are here to say 'Shipmate... the watch stands relieved Relieved by those You have trained, guided, and led Shipmate you stand relieved.. we have the watch
He Has It All Worked Out
Psalm 55:22 --- you really need to read this. "Friends are God's way of taking care of us." This was written by a of Metro Denver Hospice Physician: I was driving home from a meeting this evening about 5, stuck in traffic on Colorado Blvd., and the car started to choke and splutter and die - I barely managed to coast, cursing, into a gas station, glad only that I would not be blocking traffic and would have a somewhat warm spot to wait for the tow truck. It wouldn't even turn over. Before I could make the call, I saw a woman walking out of the "quickie mart" building, and it looked like she slipped on some ice and fell into a Gas pump, so I got out to see if she was okay. When I got there, it looked more like she had been overcome by sobs than that she had fallen; she was a young woman who looked really haggard with dark circles under her eyes. She dropped something as I helped her up, and I picked it up to give it to her. It was a nickel. At that moment, everything came into focu
I Love To Eat Pussy
I don't know how anyone else feels about the subject but I love to eat pussy. I don't know if its the satisfaction of driving her wild or what but there is something about eating pussy that turns me on big time. I love to lick and lick all night long until she is so full of pleasure that she can't stand it. Ladies help me out, is this a good thing or what? Do you like to have your pussy eat'n?
My Bar Tab ($590....holy Shit) Hahaha
This is real fun to do! The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! :) Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $15 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Asian -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drun
Just For Fun!!!!!!!!
Dear Jade, I _____ you. You have a nice _____. You make me ___. You should _______. Someday I will _____. You + me = ______. We should __________. If I saw you now I'd _______. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. If I could I'd give you ___________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) REPOST THIS "DEAR (YOUR NAME)" ON YOUR BLOG AND SEE WHAT ANSWERS U GET... this should be lots of fun!! and you can really make someone's day. Or you could just make them laugh really hard....
Poem 3
soft bright light blending into the mist,illuminating an angel here with us,soft an sincere,a beauty from above a friend so dear,a special lady first and foremost
Newwwww
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A Bit Of Beauty In The Darkness
Today my mother would have been 60 years young had she not passed away from a massive stroke last year brought on by her diabetes. Along with Mother's Day and the date of her death, her birthday is one of the hardest days for me to handle. I had become very close to my mother after I got my own place, she and I had become real friends and at times partners in crime! I have been sad most of the day in my dark hole as I always am when I remember how much I miss her. I went to the grocery and as I came out I saw a rainbow. I live on the other side of Lexington from where I went to the grocery, the entire time I drove home that rainbow was in my front window of the car. When I pulled my car into the garage and got out to get my goodies from the trunk I saw that the rainbow actually crossed over the top of my house with the end appearing to generate from the cemetary where my mother is buried. Had she sent me this rainbow to make me smile today? I did smile through the tears tha
Drama,drama,drama!!!!!
do you like to have new friends? my friend is looking for you,stop by her page to show her some love,rate ,fan,add her and show her pix some love to help her level up,she doesn't need much to reach the next level and all the love will be returned:P:P:P.for sure he will appreciate it big time :):):) have a wonderful Hump Day cheers (D)(D)(D) WildCat ~Sugahhh~ CLUB F.A.R~@ fubar
Deletion.
Earlier today i posted a MUMM. The subject of my MUMM was Facebook. The guys/girls incharge of deletions for NSFW subject had deemed this subject NSFW. no where in this subject was there anything NSFW, NO nudity, NO obscenitys, NOTHING OFFENSIVE> Now I cant even post a MUMM, I dont understand why this happend.
Shay's Stpry - I Cried When I Read This
Shay's Story - One of those Must Read Stories This is one of those emails that make its way around the net every so often. It is a touching story with a TIMELESS message. PLEASE Read Two Choices What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn' t one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physi
The Dilema.
I am recently separated from my wife. We went thru a kinda ruff initial separation. I gotta girlfriend now. They both are so much alike it is scary. I want them both. How do I get them to atleast get to know eachother so that we can all possibly live together happily? They both are wonderful women, and has hinted on 3-somes. Why not all the time. 3 income are better than 2, and extremely better than 1. I think it can happen but I dont know where to start. Please help.
Midwest Message
Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when East Coasters and Californians cross states such as Illinois, Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin, Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Michigan, Missouri, Minnesota, North Dakota, and South Dakota, those states' Tourism Councils have adopted a set of informal ion guidelines. In an effort to help outsiders understand the Midwest, the following list will be handed to each driver entering the state: 1. That farm boy standing next to the feed bin did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym. 2. It's called a 'gravel road'. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your car. 3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it. 4. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead catfish breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little trout you fish for...bait. 5. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 6. If that c
Those Wanting New Pics
for all those of you who keep telling me i need more pictures up i went ahead and took some more and im putting them up now....
Dedicated To My Gurlz And The Men In Our Lives Who Are More Than Enuff!!
MikaBig Girl You Are BeautifulMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
To All My Fubar Sister And Brothers
hello every body hope yall doin good, as for my self im living i wrecken well yall take her easy now and if she easy take her twice.
Who Wants To Be A Super Hero
Saying
if you ever wonder what was on the other side of fear it is your freedom. so if you ever feared anything remember once you get past the fear you are free of everything
Conetst Entries
Well here it is, a list of the people in the contest. Pic you favorite and start commenting! This is my first contest so it got off to a rocky start, but here it is anyway. Most comments win so have fun! Michelle Bling342 DJ BabyBoy Highly Explosive Big Poppa Tazz5810 Hawk Lance3006 Candy Baldpunk35 Bear The Big J
Thanks Maryjane I Am Honor To Be A Friend Of Yours
OK, HERE IT IS.... I ENTERED BABY BOY INTO THIS CONTEST FOR A 7DAY BLAST. HE DESERVES IT MORE THEN ANYONE, BECAUSE HE HELPS EVERYONE AROUND HIM. HE HELPS EVERYONE IN THEIR CONTESTS AND HE HELPED ME YESTERDAY IN THE HUGEST WAY. NOT TO MENTION, HE GAVE ME HIS BLAST THAT HE WON, BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW, I WAS SCREWED OUT OF MINE.... SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE... CAN YOU COME HELP HIM OUT IN HIS CONTEST?!!? IT RUNS FOR 3 DAYS. =D
Dj Casper On Fusion Radio
COME JOIN US FOR GOOD MUSIC AND FUN...AND GHOSTLY TREATS COME HAVE A BLAST!!! COME JOIN US FOR GOOD MUSIC AND FUN...AND GHOSTLY TREATS Click pic to join Fusion Radio Lounge!!
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Please Come And Help When You Can
Im in a contest, the most comments wins it lasts one week so please come help me comment bomb my pic thank u.
Gifts And Ranks !!!read Please !!!
ok i love giving away gifts so if u want a gift shout at me and if u want and need any help doing stuff shout at me i will help as much as i can !!! in a contest and need help here i am shout and me and link me to where to help u anytime any of u need me i am on here 24/7 to get a hold of me email me or shout at me or just 937 275 8003 leave a msg on the phone and tell me what u need help with on fubar :D takecare all and hey tell me what u need help with :D !!!
Pic Contest Please Vote Ty
Heres your link for the contest... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002925&albumid=589480&i=2896192229# Contest will start at 7pm Eastern time on 9-26-07 and Ends at 7 PM Eastern on 9-29-07. Have fun with this alright? NO Drama .. Contest Rules: 1. Most comments win! 2. Comment bombing allowed and encouraged! 3. Self Bombing is advised! 4. No Drama Please, its for fun isn’t it? 5. No harassing of other contestants 6. No Late submissions 7. Prizes will be awarded at close of contest 8. Have Fun with this! Prizes: 1st Place 7 day blast 2nd Place 1 day ticker 3rd Place Big Pimping Gift (repost of original by 'Big Poppa' on '2007-09-25 18:40:59') (repost of original by '*AKAMRS. T*' on '2007-09-26 08:16:05')
Please
Click tag to join us now! GREAT MUSIC GREAT PEOPLE LOTS OF FUN!WHAT ARE YOU WANTING FOR COME JOIN THE FUN!
Just For Fun
Dear Kevin, I _____ you. You have a nice _____. You make me ___. You should _______. Someday I will _____. You + me = ______. We should __________. If I saw you now I'd _______. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. If I could I'd give you ___________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) REPOST THIS "DEAR (YOUR NAME)" ON YOUR BLOG AND SEE WHAT ANSWERS U GET... this should be lots of fun!! and you can really make someone's day. Or you could just make them laugh really hard....
Oh Vick
Vick cards chewed by dogs are on eBay By BRIAN CHARLTON, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 4 minutes ago Take some trading cards picturing a disgraced NFL superstar. Add some dog slobber and teethmarks. What do you get? The most valuable Michael Vick cards — by far — on eBay, that's what.
My Link
Any and all help would be appreciated... You know you can always ask me for a hand anytime Laura
92% I Guess
Congratulations, according to our experts, you are : 92% FlirtyTake the Flirting Quiz at Quizopolis.com
Stuff On My Cat,,, Thats My Boy Makes A Mama Proud
Do you like to put stuff on your cat? So do we, show us some love and head over to our submissions page to find out how to send us a picture! If your submission meets our "rigorous" standards in the fields of quality and awesomeness we will put it up for all to see. Any other questions or comments feel free to email me, take care and thanks for visiting! – Mario Check out our submissions page to find out how to get your cat on the site! -
My Opinion On Ignorance
I had an interesting conversation today. Someone whom I have chatted with, and talked with and who has been trying to get into my pants for quite some time decided I was a whore because I have cleavage showing on my profile. Yeah, its a shirt and I have NO nudity showing. He got really pissy when I made a PERSONAL observation about how I thought that it was tacky for him to post a closeup shot of his cock. I'm sorry but yes I jumped back,it's how I was raised, and I don't apologize for it. Well I got JUMPED ON big time for that,I guess he can say shit and I am not to be heard. I was told that I was basically a bitch, and that I thought I was better than everyone and that I needed to be quiet. Guess he is from the "women should be seen and not heard" school. Last I checked, I was in America and had the RIGHT to voice my opinion. I don't expect anyone to agree but I still have that right. Another friend of mine was in there and he happened to agree with me and this man jumped al
So Hott!!
Didnt Mean To Say The Things I Did
I didnt mean to say the things i did, I didnt mean to make you mad. God knows i never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you sad. I didnt mean to say the things i did. I dont want to lose your friendship, i dont want to say goodbye. You mean alot to me i would hate to see it end. Please forgive me and let's start over. I am sorry if i made you cry, i never meant to hurt you. I didnt mean the things i said. I pray that you will forgive me, and understand that i was only trying to be your friend, and if what i said was out of line then i am sorry i was trying to help if the words came out wrong, please understand what i was really trying to say. I didnt mean to say the things i did. I am so sorry please dont say goodbye, and please forgive me i didnt mean to say the things i did.
Vote For Me ...... Please? You Know You Want To!
I copied the rules of the contest. They are below. I added a video cause I just had to. Ok. Here is the thing.. I have enough people in the contest to start my contest. So it will be startin at 7.00 pm est time. here is the deal. ANYONE out of my family AKA Night Walker Bombers are NOT ALLOWED to comment or any thing. There will be no drama if there is drama i will pull you out of the contest. NO cheating as in PROGRAMS. No DownRating others in contest. If a tie I will use the most rates. 1st place is . a one month vip or 7day blast 2 place is what the fist doesnt take. 3. place is big pimpin gifts 4. place is bigt pimpin gifts EVERYONE WILL GET A TROPHY FOR JOINING You will get your prices at first happy hour after contest. START DATE 09-26-07 700PM EST ENDING DATE 10-03-07 700PM EST START BULLETIN WITH LINKS TO FOLLOW THANKS EVERYONE FOR JOINING JAMES (JAMESFLORIDA) Sweet and Sassy http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=276006&i=3962737862 http://full.pcb
Am I A Serial Killer
Are you a serial killer?According to our experts, you are : Possibly a serial killerIt's highly likely that you may be a serial killer, just to be sure please email us from now on where you are going to be at all times so that we can avoid youAre you a serial killer? Find out at Quizopolis.com
Hug
THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY GOOD FRIENDS YOU HAVE.. YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* You are my friend...And i hope u kno thats true...no matter what happens... i will stand by u... i will be there for u... when ever u need me... to lend a hand.... to do a good deed...so call on me....whenever u need me... i will always be there...Even to the bitter end...Send this promise to all your friends to show your friendship and watch who sends it back to u. ____xxxxxxxxxx______xxxxxxxxxxx ___xxxpassxxxxxx___xxxxxxxxxxxxx ___xxxxxxxxxxxxxx_xxxxxxxxxxxxxx ___xxxxxxxthexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Who Should Paint My Portrait
Pablo Picasso Pablo Picasso should paint your portrait. You are a totally unique person. You are usually the first one to adopt a new mode of thought or the latest fashion. Everyone looks up to you. You are friendly and easygoing with everyone you meet. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Friends
hi all it's me hellraiser sorry for not raiseing any hell on your web page i have lost my DSL and i have been on dialup man let me tell you it sucks to be on dialup i am working on a new DSL sever hope to do some hell raisering on all you guy's and i know there are some i have to did rais some hell on lol
Whats You Best Excuse
Sherri's best excuse: "These ghosts keep bugging me to solve their unresolved issues - it’s really a hassle" Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Please
http://fubar.com/user/577592 this person just ripped a bunch of pics from me please tell me anyone if i can do something about it.they are pics of me...
Help I'm In A Happy Hour Contest!!!!
Please click on the picture and help me out!!! Thank you!!
Your Driver's Licence In Danger.....
Your Driver's licence in danger !! Urgent A friend sent me this and it is very important, you might be in danger!! Check your Driver's License I definitely removed mine. I suggest you all do the same. Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was...picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security! Go to the web site, and check it out. It's unbelievable!!! Just enter your name, city and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove". This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement. Please notify all your friends so they can protect themselves, too. Believe me they will thank you for it. Here is the website: http://www.license.shorturl.com Have A Berry Sweet Day!!!!!
Who Is Your Arch Nemesis ?
Your arch-nemesis is:Captain Kirk Why?Because you are both competing to be the world champion of strip chess. The winner will be...You will kill each other in a duel Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com lmao
Help Me Out A Lil....
so. i have to say that i think im an pretty generous person when it comes to helping people out. when i see a friend need help i almost always do what i can to help them. i even whore them out to get more people to help. its not very often that i ask people to help me personally (its normally for my friends). but this one time im going to ask you to actually help me. im in a contest and would love more then anything to win it. ive been in 2 contests before, and lost both. please help me this time! Randi-Marie if you could also post bulletins/blogs to try and get more people to help it would be very much appriciated!!! thank you in advance xoxo
Which Tarot Card Am I??
You are The Moon Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window. The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition. What Tarot Card are You?Take
Target Update Wednesday
Photo Image Hosting New Target :D Photo Image Hosting
Are They Serious?
This was a bullentin I came across today subject: WHAT A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT......... (repost) date: 2007-09-25 08:39:16   I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I HAVE MADE AT LEAST 10 BULLETINS ASKING FOR PEOPLE TO REPOST THEM IN REMEMBRANCE OF 9/11.........APPERANTLY NO-ONE ON HERE GIVES A RATS ASS ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO DIED THAT DAY AND SINCE....WHAT IS THAT OLD SAYING...LEST YE FORGET SHALL IT HAPPEN AGAIN....THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME I MAKE ANOTHER ABOUT IT AND IF IT IS NOT REPOSTED IT WILL BE THE LAST TIME I REPOST ANYTHING FOR ANYONE...THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE FUCKING DAY Ewww... Just like christians to dwell on death instead of life and movin on and then get angry that others don't why don't. Do we need bullentins to remember that day? I remember it everyday when I walk past ground zero to go to and from work. I don't need someone cursin me out in a bullentin because we didn't give them praise for putin up somethin 1000s of others posted as well. Get over yourself,
The Edge
Today I need to sprint along the Edge I need to laugh into the darkness below to mock it. At the same time I need to toss back my head wind ripping at my hair and watch the moon rest majestic before the stars as this earthen, human world rushes past. I need to pull you to me and crash our bodies together like surf and rock like a meteor flashing hot against the sky like a lifetime of fucking rolled into once. Like a soft kiss damp lips and light breath on skin-- and bruising bites leaving traces of blood on my tongue and yours. I need it all. I can't have you right now so I close my eyes and we're together again. You are bound craupadine you are all mine and I am all yours. We play and laugh and love. This becomes our world our nirvana for the moment timeless senseless except for senses we stir: Kubla Khan rises around us the Great Pyramids the canals of Mars, flowing hot and molten Venus oceanbeds swirl schools of tropical fish dancin
I Really Do Not Like This Hacker I Had
Im so frustrated and pissed off. That hacker destroyed so much on my pc. 160 GIGs of information, pics, music, etc... GONE. 8 years of stuff on there and all because he was pissed off that I wouldn't go nude in front of the cam! And when he turned on my cam he seen the police. You would think that people would have more to do than to destroy what people do. A spoiled brat! I don't even know who he was/is. He hacked my pc. demanded I strip or he would destroy my pc. I refused. He played around shutting off my pc etc. I called the police. When they got here, I turned internet back on and the hacker turned on my cam to see the police and then destroyed my hard drives or disabled my operating system. Yes, I am protected now with Linux. BUT still i had so much in that drive. and no no backup. I never thought I would be hacked. Never thought I would have anything that a hacker would want. A guy wanting a thrill and that is what does this... ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Antivirus Warning
This is not a virus warning, but an antivirus warning. I've been using McAfee Antivirus and their other products on my computers for as long as I have owned one. Their antivirus software has always gotten high marks from Maximum PC Magazine, which is a source I trust and highly recommend. Well tomorrow I'm uninstalling McAfee from my computers. A month ago I noticed my checking account was short and found out McAfee had hit it for my yearly subscription. I called them up and they confirmed that I had not authorized auto-renewal and said I would have a refund in 3-5 business days. I was furious, explained what a shitty deal that was due to their mistake, as if giving them a piece of my mind would do any good. That was bad enough to sour me on the company, but today was enough to set me on a campaign. Today I found out that a couple of days ago they did it again - they made yet another withdrawl from my checking in an attempt to get me signed up for another year. So I called th
Hurry Hurry
I really need to get home I can't be late or else I'll miss Golden girls (8th grade boy) LMAO Boy has he been getting teased about this one.. Hurry hurry you're gonna miss Golden Girls and he starts running.
Come Look
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SO I UPLOADED NEW PICS THEY ARE IN MY DEFAULT....HAVE FUN AND COMMENT AND RATE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. BTW WHY ARE THEY NOT SHOWIN UP IN THE BAR TAB...ANYONE KNOW???lol
8000 To Level
Drew needs some love to level.I have rated everything he has and cant help him..So if you can show him some love it would be awesome. Hes a great friend too have and always there too help when you need him. DJ BIG COUNTRY AKA Drew64_4♦Stang's Underground♦@ fubar
Just Things That Come To Mind
I honestly don't know what to say today but what I feel or thing that comes to mind that I miss or even thought of... I feel lost as in lonesum as hell...Today I spoke what was on my mind to my mom...And well I can honestlt say that didn't go to well. She started to yell at me for my lil nephews pics being gone on the computer and well like I told her it wasn't my fualt they got deleted cuz people want to download viruses into the computer and I have to fix it all the time. Hell I told her how I also felt but that did not do any good.Talking to my family or anyone else, it is like talking to a brick wall. Today its rainy and I feel like crying...Why do I feel like crying for? well before my ex gf and I broke up for real in 2006. I asked her for a hug and well as it started to rain she kissed me when I wasn't looking for it to happen... Well I do have alot on my mind today but just don't know how to say it all. I ani't going to lie,Yeah I have sex on my
Crash Site
A police officer came upon a terrible car crash where two people had been killed. As he looked at the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head. "You can understand what I'm saying?"asked the officer. Again, the monkey nodded. "Well, did you see what happened?" The monkey nodded. He pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up to his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer. The monkey nodded. The monkey then pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking deeply. "They were smoking marijuana too?" asked the officer. The monkey nodded. He made a sexual sign with his fingers "So they were playing around as well!?" asked the astounded officer. Again, the monkey nodded. "Now wait, you're saying your owner
Okay, Help Me Out...
help me choose a costume for halloween...its been a couple years since the last time i dressed up so yeah...heres the options...
In The Beginning...
I was so naieve. I thought that the people/ corporations who ran these day care centers actually knew what they were doing. I thought the "bosses" were perfect and nothing happened that shouldn't. I mean, these places are licensed by the state to run a certain way. SOMETHING has to go right... right? After teaching in child care for the last year, I have learned something crutial. Child Care is run by morons and money hungry idiots who have no clue what to do with a child if left alone with one. I am devoting thid blog folder to the things that I have learned as a parent and employee of a day care. Some of the things I now know may shock you, may make you laugh, may leave you astounded!! ( ok, thats so pushing it ) I will tell you that there is never a dull moment, and I plan to tell it all!
Usa Is A Corporation Owned By Foeigners
USA is a Corporation owned by Foeigners Jack Lancaster wrote: The united states Of America is a corporation owned by foreign interests Below are two articles covering the fact that, since the Act of 1871 which established the District of Columbia, we have been living under the UNITED STATES CORPORATION which is owned by certain international bankers and aristocracy of Europe and Britain. In 1871 the Congress changed the name of the original Constitution by changing ONE WORD -- and that was very significant as you will read. Some people do not understand that ONE WORD or TWO WORDS difference in any "legal" document DO make the critical difference. But, Congress has known, and does know, this. I'm told this corporation, established in 1871, will be cancelled by NESARA and NESARA will also restore the ORIGINAL Constitution which assists in restoring our Constitutional Rights and the Bill of Rights and our rights as described in the Declaration of Independence. 1871, Febru
Concert
This is a blog from my myspace...but it a good one. I thought I would share.... OMFG..... YEAH I went to see Blue October at the vogue last night in Indy... is you jealous???? ..lol .....It was a journey..... Let me tell you.....  Well I heard Blue October was coming to town.... and I didn't have anyone to go with me..... and I was telling my friend Amber and she was like I will go... so I was like Sweet... so we got our tickets.... and I got a sitter all lined up... and everything was set ... until the night before the show.. the weather man proceeded to tell Indiana that shit loads of the white stuff ( snow) was going to be falling upon us in the afternoon the next day.... and I was like great.... but I prayed and prayed I asked God to hold off until I was back home safe in my bed....but if he couldn't stop it please let us have a safe trip... and I was telling everyone to pray for us.... I work 3rd and I went to bed at 11 and Amber called and woke me up after 2 sometime..
Oración Para Que No Me Olvides - Los Cuatro De Chile
Terrorists Attack Sacramento!!!!!
TERRORISTS ATTACK SACRAMENTO!!!!! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: § Lori § Date: 26 Sep 2007, 23:41 thanks: radicaljusticemanDate: Sep 26, 2007 4:48 PMTERRORISTS ATTACK SACRAMENTO----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ANIMOSH QUAY' 1Date: Sep 26, 2007 2:42 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ¡î DRUMS of WAR ¡îDate: Sep 26, 2007 2:33 PMter¡¤ror¡¤ism [ter-uh-riz-uhm]¨Cnoun1. the use of violence and threats to intimidate or coerce, esp. for political purposes.2. the state of fear and submission produced by terrorism or terrorization.3. a terroristic method of governing or of resisting a government.The DEA is, by definition, a "terrorist organization" conducting terrorist activities... From: *RC_REVOLUTION 420 [resistance]Date: Sep 26, 2007 2:09 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Marijuana Policy ProjectDate: Sep 26, 2007 3:59 PMDear Friends of MPP:Right now, the DEA is currentl
Guy's Is This True?
Body: 50 things guys wish women knew; Universal guy truths that all women should understand: 1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong. 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Pluck
Happy Hour
Ok that Happy Hour was overwhelming, someone baught it for me and I had NO idea what to expect. So I wanted to say thank you to everyone who added me, sent me nessages, sent me shout boxes, fanned me, rated me, photo comments and everything else!!! I have no idea how I'm ever going to track everyone down to say thank you individually. So this will have to do!!!!
Great White - Once Bitten, Twice Shy
50 Things Women Should Know
Body: 50 things guys wish women knew; Universal guy truths that all women should understand: 1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong. 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Pluck
Lockdown On Nyc Campus; Student Arrested With A Rifle
Lockdown on NYC Campus; Student arrested with a rifle ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: The First Responders Date: 26 Sep 2007, 23:09 St. John's University student found with rifleStudents now allowed to leave after lockdown Eyewitness News(Jamaica, Queens - WABC, September 26, 2007) - A student was arrested with a rifle on the campus of St. John's University in the Jamaica section of Queens Wednesday, according to police. Authorities say the man was caught on campus at around 2:30 p.m. Police say the man had a the rifle in a bag in Marillac Hall, a four-story building with classrooms and a basement cafeteria. He was reportedly apprehended by public safety officers, who quickly disarmed the suspect and turned him over to the NYPD. Officials say the man was also in possession of a mask, possibly a President Bush mask. The rifle was described as a .50-caliber Wolf rifle, which holds one round of ammunition and uses black powder instead of cartridges
Bubba The Dr.
A doctor in rural Texas wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant Bubba. "I am going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients." "Yes, sir!" answers Bubba. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Bubba how was your day?" Bubba said he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL." "Great," says the doctor, "and what about the second one?" "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Bubba. The doctor replies, "You're good at this, Bubba. And what about the third patient?" "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame. She undresses herself, taking off everything, including her bra and her panties, and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen a man!'" "And
Dirt Department Updates On My Page
Amirz Update 9/26/07 YEAR OF THE K is on schedule...early 2008... Check out this snip from the Kane U$A directed DVD (which will be available with the album).
Update Vrsn Of The Ex Files
After dating someone for two and a half years, you learn more about them. Aaron always seemed perfect to me. Born in March 1982, he stands five feet and ten inches tall with brown eyes and black, curly hair. Weighing 175 pounds, he is athletically built. He always fit just right in my arms. Over time, things changed. We had a son and moved in together. That’s when Aaron changed. After two years together, I finally saw three quirks that drove me up the wall. He was a perfectionist, extremely messy and a procrastinator. It makes me wonder how we stayed together for so long. I use to think Aaron was absolute. He could do no wrong in my eyes. Now I see plenty of things that make me take a step back and really look. For example, I never knew it could take a man an hour to get ready to go to Wal-Mart. That hour includes a lengthy, boiling hot shower, fixing his hair, and going through numerous outfits. I never understood why he fixed his hair. He always wore a beanie everywhere he went.
The Couple (adult Content)
[Note: I originally wrote this in present tense first person, but then decided it worked better in present tense third person. As a result, traces of editing may linger. Please do let me know if you notice any tense or perspective errors so I can fix them. Thanks!] [Note 2: If you don't like sex, don't read this.] Her eyes are what absorb his gaze first. Not the colour or shape, not the beauty of them, nor the way the light lancing through the wider-than-a-crack gap between the curtains angles off them, setting the dark pools shimmering. He loses himself to the soft sound of her feet, bare against the floor, whispering her arrival. And in her eyes that smiling laugh that makes his heart skip with certainty... knowing the flavour if not the detail of what's to come. Shoulders first, tips of his fingers teasing over bare, warm skin, circles drawn as large strong hands tense and flex, gripping and drawing. Nude flesh drags together as his arms encircle her, goosebu
Bondage
i will penetrate you desecrate you mediate you tie you down bind your arms together then tie them to the bed spread your legs now, i look at you sprawled out on the bed both of us enjoying every second of it now, i penetrate you watching your face your jaw drop your eyes go half closed listening to your moans feeling your nails digging into my back peeling my skin away feeling your teeth piercing my skin like dull needles one at a time slowly breaking the skin you taste my blood taste quite good the final thrust brightens your face with a lovely smile that lets me know i've done good
New Friends, Fans And Family.
I want to thank all the new friends, fans and family from WTC that allow me the honor of becoming a friend. It means a lot to me and I appreciate all of you very much. Looking forward to a long and healthy relationship with you all, stay safe, and may God continue to bless all of you. Thank you DJ Philburg360 for allowing me the great opportunity of being a member here too.
Friday
Now, I know you're not supposed to accept a date for the weekend after Wednesday and stuff, but the guy I just met and mentioned in my last post (Intense Dave) was all, "I am so into you I will call you tomorrow and must see you immediately" (I'm paraphrasing) that I figured I still had the upper hand. Well, I guess I was wrong because the weekend is almost over and I still haven't gotten a phone call. Evan, my ex, was in town this weekend, though, and he gave me something else to do other than obsess over why the new guy didn't call when he said he would. We'd had dinner in the restaurant of his hotel, and had such a lovely time that we decided to head right up to his room for a nightcap. Fast forward to an hour later… Evan and I were lying in his bed. He was shirtless, in his boxer briefs, his short black hair askew. I was in a bra, skirt and one black high-heeled Mary Jane. I had just told him that, despite the fact that part of me really, really wanted to do it, I just couldn
Whitesnake - Here I Go Again
Re: Bush & Rice Cock-block Blackwater Probe In Congress ...
RE: Bush & Rice cock-block Blackwater probe in congress ... ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: bobby Date: 26 Sep 2007, 22:46 Bush & Rice cock-block Blackwater probe in congress ...thanks ™ DRUMS of WAR ™State Dept. intercedes in Blackwater probeSeptember 26, 2007"In a letter sent to a senior Blackwater executive Thursday, a State Department contracting official ordered the company "to make no disclosure of the documents or information" about its work in Iraq without permission."
Hurt And Pain
Have you ever been so hurt before that you feel it all the way down into your soul and dont think that you could be hurt anymore than that? I have and its not a great feeling. I recently found out a few things about the "man" i was in love with, the one man that i gave my heart to after all this time of holding onto it. After convincing myself that he was someone i could trust not to hurt me, the one man that i thought truly cared for me. I was so wrong. I found out he had been sleeping with 2 other people other than me. I also found out that he said that I made him tell me he loved me. He said that I was crazy, yeah i was crazy and stupid for believing him. To top it all off labor day weekend when i went camping with my family he went to my house and spent the night. he tried to sleep with my best friend who was down visiting from minnesota. Do you know how bad it hurts when the man that your in love with would rather have your friend than you. After all those promises he m
Why Is It Like That?
Why is it someone acts a certain way around u and its all b/c they want something? Isnt someone beautiful on the inside? If u dont think they r beautiful on the outside dont tell them they r just b/c u want something. Thats just wrong! I know people lie to get what they want, especially sexually, its a shame..And sometimes the ugliest person is really beautiful to the person who said u were beautiful but they were lying to get something from u. Cuz trust me SHE AINT BEAUTIFUL! I dont understand why people cant just be real and why they gotta lie. It really hurts someones feelings. And when u know u could never be that lucky to be with the person who tells u this crap, it sux also...ah I dont understand and guess I never will...
Lettin You Go Was The Worst Mistake Iv Ever Made
since i let you leave its been as if there is a rain cloud over my head. waiting for me to find out how to get you back. My head has let go but my heart just want let me. I don't want to i just wasn't to be happy again, the way it was when i was with you, you made me laugh when i didn't even want to smile you always knew what to say to make me feel better. I use to lie to my self and say it was you but then i realized it was me i was in love and didnt know what to do, in love with you and no one wanted us to even be together. my own family didnt even want me to be with you. they didnt want me to be happy they wanted me to be with someone that would "help me" but you did help me i was happy for the first time in years. no one seen it but i felt better about myself and how my life had turned out and what happen to my family how it was torn apart but no one saw that but me i never told anyone, i never showed my sadness or my fear of how my life would
Mastercard
One fucked up quarter panel...150 dollars One fucked up fender...200 dollars One fucked up headlight...350 dollars The look on your face when your father says he took the collision coverage off of your car...PRICELESS!!
To Feel Again
for there few who know me they already know. but i think this is more for me then anyone. i'm a simple person with lots of emotions underneath. life has and is good to me. the few friends i do have have always been there in my hour of need. even if just to lend an ear or a slap upside the head. for that i am truly thankful. you know who you are and how much you mean to me. and i'll never forget it. how does one let go when i know there is no hope. but yet i still hang on. knowing that there are others that are passing by as i grab for hope. i know i'm not the first nor will be the last to have to deal with this. the fears, the needs, the wants and the unknown. how does one open up ones heart again? how can the wall be taken down? to feel again.
Wishing
I lay in bed at night, All the wishes running through my head. Like I wish I had one more chance, Just to spend a day with you. To be able to hold you tight, To kiss you in the morning light. To hold you as the sun would set. Listen to your heart beat next to mine. Lay my head upon your chest, Make a wish upon a shooting star. To feel your lips, As they press upon mine. Making a wish for you to have serenity. To have your life full of all you want. For the love you want into eternity. Wishing for just one more chance, To show you all I want to give. Wishes are dreams, And not reality. Just like the changing seasons of the earth, There is an exact time for everything. My time with you has come and gone. No amount of wishing will return you to me. I will still love you no matter what, That is something that I never have to wish for. Even if you don't want me, I will always be wanting you. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
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Re: Illegal Immigrants Are Going Home
RE: Illegal Immigrants Are Going Home ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Mary Date: 26 Sep 2007, 23:17 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Vadershine Date: Sep 26, 2007 5:02 PM From: USA Forever** PLEASE REPOST **Eat your words Pro-Amnesty "TRAITORS"!!Its a shame you WONT BE taking credit for this one..L.A. Times: Illegals Are Going Home!Fewer migrants mean more benefitsBy Mark Krikorian September 24, 2007Immigration hawks have been on a winning streak lately. An unprecedented surge of public outrage at the prospect of amnesty for illegal immigrants led to the defeat in June of the Senate immigration bill and the probable end of President Bush's dream for comprehensive immigration reform. And that was merely the latest in a series of victories for supporters of tighter controls, including the Real ID Act of 2005, the Secure Fence Act of 2006, proliferating enforcement efforts at the state and local levels and a new package of mod
I Want Your Number
I want your number... I Don't care who you are, I want your number. Name: Number: Best time to call: Text messaging (yes or no): Phone service: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years =] Repost as: "I want your number"
Your Goverment Will Shock You For Your Own Good
YOUR GOVERMENT WILL SHOCK YOU FOR YOUR OWN GOOD ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: yaKir ‰ Date: Sep 26, 2007 3:04 PM From: Pan Man The only way to herd sheep where you want them to go is to scare them within acceptable limits. If you push the scare too hard, the sheep will stampede and that makes for a bad day at the ranch. Sheep can be very dangerous and difficult to control once the stampede alarm goes off. On the other hand, sheep are also susceptible to what psychologists call "systematic desensitization". Like the proverbial frog in the pot of cool water on the stove over a very low fire, as the temperature very slowly increases, the frog adjusts in subliminal increments while he slowly boils to death without realizing he's in trouble until it's too late. If the bad guys (we call them NEOCON Fascists) slowly increase the level of "herd control" and police brutality via more and more sophisticated means, the sheeple gradually grow to acc
I Miss You
I sit here thinking About your smile The one that I saw When you said goodbye I liked you to no end I had a crush on you Yet you seemed to ignore The way I felt about you I am here to say it again The way I should have before The stuff I should have told you Before be were split apart And now you know it all You say you loved me too Yet neither one had the guts to say it When it all mattered most Now were separated by an ocean The barrier to my heart I try to be strong but I miss you And I love you too damn much.
Guys!!! Listen Up!
1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count. 2. Real men drive stick shift. 3. I will leave if you lie. 4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts). 5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so. 6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear. 7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look. 8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. 9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her. 10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you. 11. I expect you to call me. 12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants. 13. I'm scared of losing my independence. 14. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. 15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick. 16. You did somethin
Texas Legislation
Texas Legislation
Remembering A Friend
I wanted to share a few things thats been on my mind. In May of last year i lost a close friend. She was 31 years old and fought cancer for a long time. She was one of my best friends because when i needed advise she was there. She told it like it was and regardless of what she said you knew she was right. I admired her, my friend Beth, on multiple levels. Everyone has said, "Before i die i'm going to.....(fill in the blank)". Well through out her cancer treatment she went to school to be a nurse. She would take Chemo and radiation treatments, be sick as anyone could be, and never miss a class. She graduated from nursing school and 10 days later she passed away. I think alot about my friend. Through everything she accomplished the one dream she set out to do. When i was feeling low she would gladly tell me it was all going to be okay, and then tell me to get my head out of my ass and quit feeling sorry for myself. You just had to love her. Its almost Christmas again and i was needing s
In A World Of Pain
NightwishWish I Had An AngelMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com ok im doing this to avoid answering the same question all the time . some of you have seen my status as in a world of pain. thats because i have a nerve illness that is destroying the main nerve in my left arm. i am in pain 24-7 its just some days like today the pain is very huge. im use to it i had this ilnedd for 7 years now and waiting for my second surgerry to try to stop it im slowly losing the use of my left arm thats the result of it. maybe this will enlighten a few bless be all
Conversation With Nazi Pussy
I asked if it was true if this guy threatened a girl and her little daughter... This how it went ->Tooler: and from what I have seen so far I believe those girls.. you threatened me right off the bat ->Tooler: You have shit for brains ->Tooler: Of a phone call? SO I can listen to you say nigger over and over again Truth: CALLING PROVES ALOT..AND U ARE A SCARED BOY LOL. Truth: EITHER CALL OR GO AWAY KID..LOL U ARE A JOKE COWARD BOY.. ->Tooler: Shut up.. you are not impressing anybody.. I have shot gun.. that is all it would take for your gumpy ass.. and calling aint gonaa prove a damn thing Truth: COURSE THEY ARE LYING U DOLT LOL.. Truth: CALL ANYTIME COWARD ->Tooler: it is true, they might be lying Truth: KID.. U ARE A LIL GIRL LOL COME ON NIGGER ->Tooler: Oh.. touche Truth: LIKE I SAID KID..U WOULD BELIVE THESE WHORES ->Tooler: You like threatening little girls? Truth: ILL FIND U AND YOUR FAMILY.. KID LOL SO..CAL OR GET LOST NIGGER COWARD ->Tooler: aww
Lady's!! It Never Hurts To Learn!
1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong. 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty. 13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously. 14. When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you're nice about it. Bark
I Need You All Now Please?!
PHEW YOU ALL KNOW I AM WORKING ON EARNING A HAPPY HOUR. WE CAN MAKE THE 1/2 WAY MARK TO NIGHT IF YOU ALL STOP BY PLEASE AND LEAVE A COMMENT OR 2 OR A MILLION BUT PLEASE STOP BY. DON'T FORGET: ADD/FAN/AND RATE MY DEAR FRIEND SEXYGIRLBLONDE FIRST. I LOVE YOU ALL AND LOOK FOWARD TO SEEING YOU THERE
I Say Goodbye
I say goodbye with tears in my eyes i hate to go cause i will miss you so. It seems i have no choice. I love you all so very much, but i am confused. There is so much to do so much to see so i say goodbye. I never meant to say the things i did, God knows i did my best here to make you smile to make you laugh, but not sure if it even matters anymore. Everyone has gone there own ways and i seem to be in the way. So enjoy the rest of your life, and i wish you all the best. I send my love to you. I will always remember the talks we did have and i will treasure the memories forever. I say goodbye with tears in my eyes, and hope that one day you will understand, i never meant to make you mad. I just wanted to be your friend. i say goodbye with tears in my eyes. I will miss you so. My love my friend will never die. and someday when i return i hope that you will forgive me. I say goodbye
Fema Camp Footage (concentrations Camps In Usa)
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You Did It....congrats
Not Every Tree can Stand Thirst But the Cactus Did it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not Every Animal can Represent a Nation But the Tiger Did it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not Every Flower Can Represent Love But Roses Did it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not Every Monkey Can Read E-Mails But You Did it !!!!! Congrats!! PASS THIS ON TO THE NEXT MONKEY AND DON'T BREAK THE CHAIN JUST FOR FUN !!!!!!!!!!!
My Kitty
My kitty Mara has been with me for 13 1/2 years now. When I adopted him (yes, he's gender-confused -- long story), he was this scared, timid fellow who spent the first six months hiding underneath my bed. He's come a long way, to the point where now he cowers from strangers on top of the bed, rather than beneath it. :) He's my baby snuggle cat. He sleeps with me every night (and regarded my ex-husband as "the interloper" for ten years). We've developed our own language. He knows when to move so I can make the bed in the morning. I know when he needs me to pick him up and put him on the couch. He still purrs when he's happy (and sad, and scared and...). He's been with me through seven moves and two serious relationships. A few weeks ago, he started having digestive problems, so I took him to the vet last week. They took X-rays and said they thought he had bladder stones (or perhaps pancreatitis), and recommended an abdominal ultrasound. So yesterday we had the ultrasound
The Gift
Since I've been getting so many responses. I think I'm going to make it a competition. Whoever offers me the best thing in return, will get the gift.
Whats The Deal
whats up on here cant figure this fubar out?
How Many Profile Viewer
how many profile viewer do you have as of right now
What Bothers Me About Fubar.
Over the past few weeks I seem to be getting more and more fed up with Fubar. Not so much the website, but the people on the website. Here's a list of a few things that have got my attention and people should stop doing: Begging - I don't care if it's for a Happy Hour, VIP, Blast, whatever. Don't do it. If someone wants to buy you something, they will. A gift is supposed to be a surprise, not asked for. Asking for help, then not helping others - If you need help leveling, or in a contest and I come help you, you better do the same when I need help. Accepting friend requests, but not rating - You see that I rated you before I sent you a request. Have the courtesy to do the same to me. Not returning rates - This kind of piggy backs on the last one, but if you are asking people to come visit your photo album and rate you and you see they're rating your pictures. Have the decency to do the same. This one goes out mostly to males. Don't just go out and buy Happy Hours, VIP'
Who's Cooking Tonight
who's cooking tonight
What's For Dinner Tonight
what's for dinner tonight
Me
I think this is where I am supposed to put this kind of stuff but I'm not too sure. I haven't been on here in about three weeks because I am having some major female problems. The can't figure out why I am in so much abdominal (female) pain. I can't get up and walk without taking pain pills - which make me tired so I am constantly sleeping which is hard when I have two little ones to take care of ( thank god for my mom). The next thing that my doctor is looking into (pretty seriously) is a hysterectomy. I am not real happy about this at 32 - I thought one day I might have another baby - but this makes it pretty permanent that I can't so I've been pretty depressed about that. Well anyways I just wanted to let all my friends know why I haven't been leaving comments or gifts like I usually do - well now you know. Hope everyone is doing well and I miss talking to all the usual people I talk to on a regular basis. Remeber there are angels all around you taking care of you in all lifes strug
Going Out
sorry have to leave to go out sorry for the rush please forgive me contest is open ... later
I Am Here
I am here or did you forget, I am here but then why do you make me cry. I am here but then why do you turn your back. I am here but why arent you listening to me. I am here but then why are you giving up on me. I am here so where are you. I am here and i feel so alone. My friends have all gone, and i dont know why. Where are you my friends? I am here i am reaching out to you, but you are not here. I am here and my tears are falling. I am here but why then do you walk away. I am here and i am really confused. I am here and i dont understand. It use to be you were always here, but now i am not sure. where have you gone and why do you ignore me and leave me to wonder why. My have friends have all gone, and i dont know what i did wrong. I am here but where did everyone go. I am here but i dont know why. I am here but ready to say goodbye. I am here my friends but where are you. I am here or did you forget.
Big Sexy???
I'm on the hunt for a big fat son-of-a-bitch who calls himself Big Sexy... he hosted a contest for a fellow fu-friend and refuses to give her the prize she earned. here's her blog she posted if anyone wants to confirm my statements: http://www.fubar.com/blog/129803/541427# Anyways... if anyone has him on their friends list and can give me the link to his profile, post it here please. If he's going to host a contest the least he can do is follow through w/ the prizes.
Son Of A Bitch
WHY IS EVERYTHING BEING THROWN AT ME ALL AT ONCE.. I BARELY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO FUCKIN EAT.. AND NOW THEY TELL ME THAT I MAKE TO MUCH MONEY FOR MY INSURANCE THROUGH THE STATE. IM A SINGLE MOM THAT MAKES 8 BUCKS AN HOUR.. THATS TO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW I CANT GO TO MY DOC APPT CUZ I CANT AFFORD IT!
Hh Contestants
HAPPY HOUR CONTESTANTS – SEPT 26’07 6PM EST -OCT 10’07 6PM EST CLICK ON A PIC AND HELP THEM WIN A HAPPY HOUR!! BAD BAD MATT IS BACK....LOL ~Ancient1~ ♥Juggalette♥Bitch♥ The King of Hearts KrazY EmS ChicA FubaR GF to NoodleS- Ridin on Joker Wild's short bus Renee baby_girl The ÌñÐêþêñÐêñ† Fåmïlψ ~ Member of the CFR!!!~ I love you Sgt Jay Davidson ~Candy~ (GO STEELERS!)(G-Spotter) ECHO ANGEL chicagobeebs1978
My Greatest Orgasm
Grip my hair Use me to love me Use me to pleasure me Pleasure you Such taboo Let them turn Let them squirm They will learn Harder Faster Deeper You know what to do It’s me and you Against the rest of the world This is the love they can’t deny Because our kisses are of Titanium ore Unbreakable Our love Make them shiver Make then shudder Make then cringe Fuck me Fuck their rules Fuck with their minds Fuck this girl senseless Until all I feel is love Our love Whisper unthinkable things Hot whispers Burn me inside And our muscles let out a single scream And the taunt is over And the frigid cry for loss Of innocence And the lawmen cry for loss Of order And we breathe each other Stare at each other Kiss each other For this is what love is for And this room is A battlefield Against those Who oppose. We have victory In love.
Moprhs
To all my TRUE FU friends, I am wantimg to add my friends animationmorphs to my photo gallery, and salutes as well. I am wanting to do the for one reason only and that is to see who my real FU Friends are, you can respond back you me by email and include your animation morph and one of your salute photoes. Thank you to all my true FU FRiends.. BamBam
Doobie Brothers - Listen To The Music
Me
I'm 20 year old Italian living in New York. I attend F.I.T., going for my 4 year degree. I'm a waitress which is pretty good most of the time. I have a very Strong Sexy Man in my life and even as much as b*tch I would be lost without him. We have been together for over a year and its been the best one of my life. I like to go out and have fun and just live life.
Come On..
Leave a message on my snapvine player. Just call the number, punch in the code and I'll call you back.. :)
Only In America
Subject: ONLY IN AMERICA...I ABOUT LOST IT ON THIS ONE!!!!!! Body: Body: 1.......only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 7. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 8. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in
Dreams
DREAMS ARE ILLUSTRATIONS FROM THE BOOK YOUR SOUL IS WRITEING ABOUT YOU
White Knight, Small City
"Ah, you represent Earth's best, then." "No, sir, I'm not; I'll make plenty of mistakes." "But you'll learn more about us that way; and I'll get a better officer in return." - Balok, Bailey, and Kirk from the Star Trek: The Original Series episode "The Corbomite Maneuver" So after leaving work Saturday, I dropped off the nightly deposit and then went to my nephew Mathew's house where the family was for his tenth birthday party. The adults were sitting around talking because the party had started at six o'clock and they'd already eaten. After Sarah rushed to the door and gave me a big hug (gotta love those big hugs!), I sat with them for a minute and wondered aloud where the birthday boy -- actually, his birthday was September 17 and they were having the party Saturday -- was. When told he was downstairs with his younger brother Brandon, I made a beeline for the basement. Looking back, I probably ignored the canons of polite society because I like hanging out with the kids more
Surveys
I have a qwestion...why are all the surveys for those that own, or are management...of ppl athat go to McD's more than 4 times a week .... of ppl that make more than 19,000 a year..answer me this...i aint rich..i live week to week and that almighty paycheck that never has enough on it...so y ask to ..or prequalify me for them type of surveys?
A New Brand Of Genius
Fubar brings out the absolutes in people. I just saw a status that said "read the ****blog" so I did. When I read the blog it said leave me alone or I'll block you. Of course there were some well thought out expletives in there so I wrote back. I asked why that was necessary. When I'm in a bad mood I don't want to have anything to do with many people so why advertise? Anyway, I told the person if it was in her need to block me to just block away. Do you really think I'd miss someone like that?
I'm Not Racist But Its True
You call me: "redneck" "Hillbilly" "Slaker" "Cracker" "Honkey" "Whitey" "Gringo" "Sage" and you think it's OK. But when I call you: jungle bunny spear chunker coon wet back jiggaboo porch monkey sand nigger rag head towelhead Camel Jockey Gook Spook NIGGER KIKE slant eyes or Chink you call me a racist. -You have the United Negro College Fund. -You have Martin Luther King Day. -You have Black History Month. -You have Cesar Chavez Day. -You have Yom Hashoah -You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi -You have the NAACP. -You have BET. -If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist. -If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist. -If we had white history month... we'd be racist. -If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist. -If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist. -In the Million Man March, you believed that you
No Point
Why can't I just be happy with what I have at the present time, why do I have to try to make it better in my mind. No1 wants to deal with me cuz I'm crazy in the head, the only thing I seem to be good for is laying in the bed. I'm not much for conversation but I swear I get better as the days go by, I want to be a better person but I cant and it makes me want to cry. I don't know what it is about me I come off as a square, But given the chance I could be quite the addition to a pair. I either move to fast or not fast enough either way I mess things up, I'm scared to show what my feelings are but once I do I'm easily cut. I've put myself out there but it won't happen again of that we can all be sure, I'm just not ready I'm not worth it there's no point I'm just too immature.
Believe It Or Not...
Believe it or not, at 33 years old I have never had a one night stand...ever. Believe it or not, I have driven fifty miles just to give a kiss goodnight. Believe it or not, I have never made a promise I didn't keep. I open with this simply because I am so tired of the stigma that comes with being a straight, single man in his early thirties. Most people jump at one of two assumptions: either you're gay, or you're a player..."just like every other guy"..."a typical guy" as it's been put to me time and time again. Yet I am straight, single, and 33 years old, saying I am anything BUT "typical". The problem has been trying to convince anyone of that. Women have heard everything...EVERYTHING time and time again. Chances are they've heard it all from someone who has hurt them deeply. The players have used and abused every romantic gesture and phrase in their endless persuit to "conquer as many women" as possible. Telling a woman that she is beautiful, like so many other co
Alright Peeps Is This Right Or Wrong
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground, which arent as good but easy.So the apples at the the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along who are brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Blueberry Yum Yum
Happy Brithday
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Very Bad
IAM IN A VERY BAD FUCKIN MOOD....DO NOT AND I REPEAT DO NOT FUCKIN BOTHER ME RIGHT NOW.....GO ASKIN ME WHATS WRONG ILL DELTE YA FROM HERE AND BLOCK YA FUCKIN ASS......JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND PLEASE RESPECT ME FOR THIS
Live In Charmed Visions From 5-9 Pm Et
Come on in and join us for an evening of great music come request your favorites :D
Venting Only
I am so close to giving up, throwing in the towel. I dont know what is going on with me being in Germany and the work visa and staying here. Right now my boyfriend is unable to do the work visa at this moment. Right now my heart is breaking. I mean I know that he loves me or he wouldnt have forked out the money both times for the tickets to Germany. I made a comment why dont he just marry my ass and he said he is in fear of getting married because of being married twice before and what they turned into. I do understand that. But I also told him if I go back to the states, I dont know if I can do it again. This 5000 miles every 3 mths is hard. Not having a place to call home permanently right now is even harder. I gave up alot before I came to Germany the first time. Regardless that I was going to go through an eviction because I wasnt working, I gave up all my furniture, dishes and household belongings. I have about 10 boxes to my name and they are in my sisters basement. I love this m
Thanxz For The Help!!!!!!!
Thanxz to everybody giving my their views on potty training! I really appreciate it!
Lisa Morgan "the Club" Music Video Re-edit (out Now!)
Lisa Morgan "The Club" Music Video Re-Edit (Out Now!)
Update
Just a couple more weeks and I'll be back regularly. It's been a while and I miss all my friends and fam, but things are good for me once again and I am in a happy place. See you all soon Peace and love
Tonight
im so horny today any takers for tonight
Marilyn Manson
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Not Helping People Anymore With Leveling, Only People That Return The Love.
Ive noticed alot of people here on Fubar, want help leveling or votes for contests, but when it comes time for u to need help they are no where to be found, not gonna name anyone, they know who they are, I will not help u anymore, im done being nice. I dont know how many times ive heard, I will rate all yours, when it takes me 3-4 days to rate one persons pics and stash and they never come and return the favor, yes I have alot of pics and stash, but they did too, at least I can say im here for my friends, and to help others, im not here just for myself, I dont need a website to make me feel special or to become popular, im grown, out of highschool, was popular there, was no big deal. Im dedicated to helping people, and theres lots that can back me on that one. But to those who said to me, I will return the love and never did, dont expect me to help u ever. Im the type of person that loves helping people in any way I can, even in real life I put everyone ahead of me, because im not a se
Smashmouth - Allstar
Fun In Lifr
This is just an observation and I want to get some feedback from everyone. Since Im new to this site, I was curious to know if anyone has fun besides on the computer. Just let me know what you think.
[nvic] Moldy Flumist Holds Up Final Fda Approval
[NVIC] Moldy FluMist Holds Up Final FDA Approval ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: nierika Date: 26 Sep 2007, 21:41 [NVIC] Moldy FluMist Holds Up Final FDA ApprovalSeptember 26, 2007National Vaccine Information CenterA young boy on the beach was throwing the washed-up starfish back into the ocean. A stranger passing by told him not to bother, because it would not make any difference, there were thousands of beaches and millions of starfish, and it would not be possible to save all of them. The boy reached down, picked up a starfish, threw it back into the ocean and said, smiling softly, " I made a difference for that one!"NVIC E-newsMoldy FluMist Holds Up Final FDA Approvalby Barbara Loe FisherUntil June 2003, when the FDA approved the first live virus flu vaccine, FluMist, the only flu vaccine that was used in the US was the killed or inactivated flu vaccine injected into the arm. FluMist manufactured by MedImmune was the first vaccine designed
Death In The Family
As all of you know I try to say hi to all my friends everyday.... Today has been a very mixed emotion al day. I have just been told that someone close ...who has been batteling cancer for some time has just passed away.So to all the friends i didnt manage to say hey to today ... justso ya know i am still thinking of ya and I hope you have a great Wed. Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com
What A Wonderful Day!
Hey you all..Just wanted to tell you I had a SUPER game of golf today! It rained almost all day on me and I got soaked to the bone. My titties were so hard nad I froze my ass off but wow, It was a good day. Stopped keeping score after the third hole cause of the rain, but I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. My boss is good to me, and I just wanted to say, sometimes its ok to get out and away from the computer..Not that you won't be missed, but for your own sake..:) I can tell you I needed a break from it, but I am refreshed and back!@ Well I will be as soon as I take a quick nap..LOL Starting my contest today and I want to clean out my computer here after awhile, but I need rest right now! So, I know this is long, but I want to say, never think someone doesn't care, cause I do, even if you never talk to me before and you need to, please feel free! (Not just dirty talkers either ..LOL) Hugs and Kisses
Leave Me Alone Already!!!
Damn I knew I shouldnt have checked my mail, sure enough, Im having a good day and bam, a letter from my douche-bag ex in prison, fucker is tryin to manipulate me from behind bars!!!LMAO its just aggravating as hell, being told I turned my back on him, WTF???? how many times do I have to tell his mom(because I dont write back)to tell him we were broke up when he was arrested, sheesh!!!!! God he is delusional as hell if he thinks I ever loved him OR would even consider getting back with him, yeah right!!!! Anyways, just wanted to vent!!!
Need Contestants For The Best Thong Contest....
want to do a thong contest...just to make the world a better place...email entry pix to me for posting
Smashmouth - Walking On The Sun
Happy Hump Everyone
happy hump everyone
Re: We're Not Alone!
RE: We're not ALONE! Body: ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: The Un-Dead Sacredness (Meng long guojiang) Date: Sep 26, 2007 4:38 PM RE: We're not ALONE! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Mista John Date: Sep 26, 2007 12:58 PM I don't mean alien stuff, that's for ANOTHER bulletin. No, I mean about knowing we're are being lied to. This video shows what WE ARE NOT SHOWN here in the USA. Our news here is filtered. It makes me feel better that others are fed up with the crap. Check it out. Brighten your day! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Central Elements Date: Sep 26, 2007 5:29 AM From: Martin From: Vadershine Date: 26 Sep 2007, 04:39 Awesome! Great to see the world coming together and sticking together demanding truth and an end to the NWO disaster upon mankind...... You folks in the states probably did not get news coverage of the thousands who marched
Life And Its Troubles
i sit here on line and i wonder what we are all here for some its friendship, others romance, some for just kicks. I wonder what as happen to trust and a hands on friendship oh i know this internet helps people across the globe sometimes i wonder if it makes us numb to lifes real struggle just being us. its so easy to be someone else on here and does that go back to a trust thing. just wondering just thinking i guess.
Cool Magic (you Can Try It)
Cool Magic.....You Should Try It On PC MAGIC #1 Nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the Computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty Cool...and Unbelievable. ... At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened ! TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER MAGIC #2 (It Didn't Work In Windows Vista) For those of you using Windows, do the following: 1.) Open an empty notepad file 2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes) 3 .) Save it as whatever you want. 4.) Close it, and re-open it. MAGIC #3 Open Microsoft Word and type =rand (200, 99) And then press ENTER Then see the magic... Regards MasterEmOn
So True
Im Me To Buy Cd Ill Send The Link To T He Sight
its troy_durham2000@yahoo.com or troyd1976@msn.com or thehiphopk@aol.com
How To Play Poker Squares Solitaire
How to Play Poker Squares Solitaire Poker squares is played with a single, well shuffled pack of 52 playing cards. Only the first 25 to 30 cards are used and so there is a slight element of luck involved regarding the initial shuffle. Apart from this, Poker Squares requires considerable skill and strategy. A poker square consists of 25 cards of 5 columns and 5 rows. Each row and each column of five cards each, form 10 winning poker hands and give a score depending on the probability of its occurance (see Poker Scoring). Your final score is the total of the scores for your 10 poker hands. Cards are turned face up from the shuffled stock, one at a time. Each card has to be placed into an empty space in the poker square before the next card is dealt. Once placed, it cannot be moved. A variation featured in Solitaire City is the introduction of a reserve where up to five cards may be stored temporarily. The top, exposed card of the reserve is always available and may be played to the poke
Are We Loosing ?
Are we loosing ? Today we have the internet , cable t.v. , cell phones , and games . We have been teaching our children it's easier to meet friends online then to go out and find someone . Instead of taking walks with our children we take our days chating online . Instead of showing our children there is a wonderful world outside our doors . With the world the way it is I wonder are we loosing ? Are we showing our children the right things ? Are we giving them everything our parents gave us ? Do we live in such a world that we are forgeting the one thing thats important to us all ? {{human contact , love , hands on friendships }} Are we forgeting what it's like to be a child ? should we take walks in the rain , play a little ball , spend time with our friends and loved ones ? Should we shut down those cumputers , cell phones , cable t.v. , games and spend more time meeting people and with our families and friends ? My thoughts and prayers goes with each and everyone
Old West Poker
Gambling was as popular during the days of the Old West as it is today. This collection provides a fascinating glimpse into the faces and games played more than a century ago. Not flimsy paper prints, these are real photograph reproductions of historic advertising utilized in the 19th century.
Mourning An End..........
We must let go off certain things to allow ourselves to grow....and No ..its not always just saying Goobye to a man......it can be many things......God will not let one door close without opening another.......so take your tim to mourn........know that it was exactly waht u wanted at one time feels it may kill you.have faith n let it go.........
When Girls Drink Too Much.....
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PIL
My Shout Box
Ok guys I know that alot of people are getting mad because I dont respond in my shout box. Well the truth is, my job has a bunch of assholes and they blocked fubar. Now I have to go through a proxy to get on here so I want to let you all know I am not ignoring you I just cant talk through the shout box, check my messages or even view comments. I dunno y I even bother with the damn proxy! This was for u knotty!
I'm Old
Wow, I'm old. So I'm on facebook, because a friend has forced me to sign up, and I just decide to see who I know from High School is on there. Luckily, not many, as I guess the folks I graduated with are slightly on the other side of the internet expansion. And then, I come across one name....I know her, I think. But how? I'm racking my brain, the name sounds so familiar, yet I'm just not quite sure who the heck it is, and then... It's the younger cousin of my first girlfriend from High school! She was like six at the time her cousin and I dated, and now it looks like she just graduated college! But how can that be...I do the math, and it checks out! Holy crap-- --I'm old. Thank you facebook. you suck.
Wensday September 26, 2007
Nothing happened today... yeah... um... i got nothin else to say. -NEWS FLASH 3:17 PM: ( COURTESY OF REPORTER DJ MIZZUNDERSTOOD): Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rarely ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect in it's weigh My chequer tolled me sew. -- Sauce unknown
Child's Rainbow Clown Wig
Ready for the Big Top. Price: 2.99
Dilligence
"watch over your heart with all diligence, for from it flow the wellsprings of life." REL
Check This Out!
Hey ya'll i've been asked numerous times what lounge i'm hanging out in now. Well here it is. Please come by and check it out, while your there subscribed to it. In my free time and nights off this is where you will find me. I miss you all, lets get back to the good times. Ya'll know who ya are and I love to meet some of my new friends, what better way to get acquainted!! Much luv, Jackie AKA Irish Sweetheart FEATURING JUST CLICK IT TO GET ADDICTED!!!
Trackz
ok so i see on my profile that i have trackz. first of all i have no idea what that is second the songs that are on there i dont even know. how do i go about changing them and getting the ones i want on there. if you can help me out it would be greatly appreciated. hugs and kisses to all
Boy With Cancer
There is a very dear friend of Mine that has a Cousin that has cancer.. He is 16 years old..has a 2% chance of survival due to cancer, but all he wants to do is get into the guiness book of world records by collecting well over 20,000 hats... So if there is anyone Out here that would like to help this kids out plz contact me back TY
Im Really Not This Way..but Damn Is It True..lol!
Please Stop By And Welcome Him To Fubar, Hes A Very Nice Man, Actually Lives Very Close 2 Me A Fellow Michigander :)
jonny@ fubar
A Tale Of Two Cities
There once was a tale of two cities,The first city was called Thorton.Which was later named "The City Of Thorns."There used to be roses here beautiful,but bad seeds and poison and all the roses died.So that only the thorns were left.The thorns crushed and choked out life,The King of Thorton took his Queen prematurely and settled for less than what he deserved which made him and the city very unhappy,because he could'nt wait to have it all.The King would hurt his people when he was supposed to love them.he grew heartless and uncaring and also did the people,bitter mean and bickering,he was a scared King afraid of confrontation.And the city was like a Hell falling apart and a shaky foundation A city ready to crumble.The city of Thorton was weak and if anyone mentioned war,The people of The City of Thorton they would be cowardly and run like pansies.people here did not know what happiness was.The second city which was named The City of McKinley like Mount McKinley strong and majestic The
Contest I Am In
Please HELP ME I am in my first real contest the link is http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?i=3116569808 Thanks in advance Steve The contest runs from 7pm tonight till 7 pm 9-29-07
Bananna Deep Throat
Banana Deep ThroatPosted Dec 26, 2006A girl deep throats a banana, with sexy results.
I Never Even Got To Say Goodbye:(
9-26-07
You're the master of compromise -- though today, you may have to negotiate with different aspects of yourself. That's not as hard as it sounds, though it may take a while to figure it all out. ........................................................ Help me decide what I need to do!!!!!
Phoenixxx Radio 500,000 Prizes Giveaway
THAT RIGHT YOU HEARD ME PHOENIXX RADIO HAVE OVER 500,000 PRIZES TO BE GIVEN AWAY FROM BLASTS TO TICKERS TO TSHIRT.. COME ON IN JOIN THE LOUNGE HAVE FUN JOIN IN ON THE CONTESTS. TELL EM ICE SENT YA http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=4093
Hanging On
Hanging on through the tears, Hanging on through the pain, Hanging on through the struggles. How much longer can i keep hanging on? How long can i fight the tears. Hanging on instead of letting go, I need to let go, but don't know how. I need to hang on to the things that i have and let go of the past and move forward. Will you be there for me, will you reach out when i need you the most. will you be there? Hanging on through the tears Hanging on through the pain, Hanging on through the struggles, can i count on you to help me tear down these walls that keep me locked up inside. can i count on you to always be there. Hanging on to things i have no control, instead of letting go. will you help me to let go. Hanging on my friends can i count on you to always be there. Hanging on when all i need is to let go.
Best Movie
Help Me
Out of my 500+ friends on here...is there anyone out there in fuworld that would like to buy me a VIP??? I want one to try out and then if I like it, I will more than likely buy my own...so who is the one person that likes me enough to buy me one?
El Rey!
This one is for you. I looked it up and LOVE it! lmao
Thank You Jezzy You Rock Babe
LET ME TAKE YOU THROUGH MY CANDY SHOP..... «~· Ðя. Ď ·~» ***Erotic/ConnectionsRadio*** Missing Her!@ fubar jonnieboi@ fubar ```Teena~~~Owner of Connections~~~~@ fubar PIMPIN MUGZ@ fubar THESE PEOPEL ARE GUM DROPS, LOLIPOPS AND MELT IN YOUR MOUTH M&MS, GET A SUGAR RUSH AND ADD FAN AND RATE THESE GREAT PEOPLE ADD THEM ALL AND RATE ALL THEIR PICS AND I PROMISE YOU A SUPRISE GIFT! MAKING YOU DIABETIC ONE LINK AT A TIME.... ~*~ CANDIE~*~ Co Owner of Erotic City~*~ Missing Him@ fubar
Thinking
Ok so I was thinking today about how my life is. I realized I don't have much time for dating, having fun and enjoying life. I work at home and I work my ass off at work. You know I like to keep busy. I hate being idle for very long because I feel like I am wasting time. Yes I know I am here alot but I am not really here here with you guys. I get up and do things and come back. Right now I am remodeling my new place. Oh ya I got me a new place. I am busy stripping the doors. This place needs alot of work. I am not ignoring anyone. I am just a very busy person. When I do slow down long enough to breath and see whats going on in here. I realize how much I miss. I am trying to take the time to upload all of my stash stuff. So you guys can laugh and cry with me. Thank you to all of my friends who have tried to help me level up. I found out you really can't do a whole lot on the lower levels. I can't comment bomb people very long because I reach my limit fast. Which is upsetting because I
My First-solo Flight
Just a quick post in honor of the occasion. This morning, as of 8am, my flight-instructor released me to go up on my first solo-flight! I'm still in one piece, the plane doesn't have any dents or scratches and everything is still attached ;) In short, I did good for myself and made my instructor proud to have solo'd at only 11.4hrs in comparison to the other aviation students here at the university. Still have a long ways to go until my commercial license and my bachelor's degree. One step at a time... PS, would love it if someone would send me a shot or 6 over in my direction to help me celebrate!
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. I must admit, it's pretty good. We always hear "The Rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1.Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 da
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~broken~
i bleed for you my arms long to hold you my heart aches for you i cry for you im so sad & alone & depressed i lie awake wondering what i did wrong i cant stop thinking about you im so hurt my heart shattered in a million pieces i been smacked in the face & punched in the stomach i feel like im slowly dying inside i cant sleep or eat i can barely breathe as tears roll down my face when will this pain ever go away? i am broken forever
Citizen Journalists Needed In 2008 To Video The Vote !!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Mary Date: 26 Sep 2007, 21:00 From: American SilhouettesDate: Sep 26, 2007 2:23 PM American Silhouettes is a site dedicated to the collective thoughts of silenced Americans. Submit your thoughts, opinions, concerns and frustrations by commenting in the appropriate blog, and help form a script written by the people to our government! or simply visit and read what other have to say!PLEASE REPOST!(REPLY TO BULLETIN THEN COPY AND PASTE THE CODE INTO YOUR OWN)CLICK ON THE ABOVE BANNER TO JOIN THE REVOLUTION
Oh Btw
I just posted a new pic that one of my lovely girlfriends just made for me. Another one of my girlfriends told me it didn't show that I posted it... so go check it out! Love my Persia, Ruby, and It's All Good!
Animal I Have Become
Cleburn Tx. Chapter Easter Seals Is
Easter Seals Society For Children and Adults of Tarrant co. Easter Seals Greater Northwest Tx. Texas work force Center 206 A-W Henderson Street cleburn Tx. 76031-000 Contact; Cathy Hacker (888)288-8324 (888) 795-7912 (817) 536- 8693 www.easterseals-fw.org
Oh Wow... Lol
LOL... how bad is this??? I am seriously addicted to chapstick! I can not go anywhere without it or I freak out! Been this way for years! So.. I am almost out now... so I call a co-worker who is out on a service call (one of my really good friends) and ask him to pick me up one on his way back to the office. He of course says he will and then laughs at me and says he understands that I must be freaking out... and he said it seriously and not being mean... lol... damn addictions...
First Responder Heard Countdown Preceeding Wtc 7
First Responder heard countdown preceeding WTC 7 collapse Body: Thanks 911TruthNY / WeAreChange Date: Sep 26, 2007 3:50 PM New First Responder testimony proves that WTC bldg 7 could have been nothing but controlled demolition. AirForce Special Operations for Search and Rescue- Kevin McPadden heard a countdown over the radio directly preceding the collapse of WTC 7, leaving little doubt that it was rigged to implode.
Emotions Codes> Nee From Time 2 Time?
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Omg
I was informed I have big boobs. That is why I had changed my status to "I have big boobs???" My shoutbox filled up which I REALLY had no idea would happen. So if I didn't reply back to you then I'm sorry. I missed quite a few cuz so many pervs on here lmao j/k Sheesh I even lost a crush...was that why? Cuz of my status? lol Which I still wanna know who all crushed me cuz I feel bad if I'm not talking to one of them or something lol but shhh I'm not nice. lol
Easter Seals Org. In Ft.worth Tx ..chapter Is .
508 South Adams Street suite 200 Ft. Worth Tx. 76104 phone number - 817 759 7912 contact ; Cathy Hacker www.easterseals -fw.org this is ; Easter Seals Society For Children and Adults of Tarrant County chapter North west Tx.. Hugs All. Diana phone ; cathy Hacker ; (817) 759-7912
So Easy ....
I still can't believe this is an actual TV show. Wow!!! SHOW
Flex Girl
Flexible Girl Spreads WidePosted Jan 02, 2007A pretty girl effortlessly gets into impossibly sexy positions.
Hoi Zäme!
well i arrived successfully to Switzerland yesterday at 2:10pm local time buenos aires - paris was kinda crappy, because we had too much turbulence (i felt like in a coctail bottle, the one that the barman shakes lol) paris-zürich was great, a tiny airplane and really nice trip :) short one i came to uncle's home DEAD lol, but before comming here we visited another cousin i didn't see in a long time slept from 10pm to 8:30am and i still feel the jetlag lol and i'm hating it! i already started with the job search and appartment search :) this is going to be GREAT! cross your fingers so everything goes good :P i'll take new pics soon :) and you'll love the mountains i see everyday! hugs
New Pledge
Aint this the truth. New Pledge of Allegiance Since the Pledge of Allegiance And The Lord's Prayer Are not allowed in most Public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer: - Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bi
Excuse Me Pleaseeee!
I was just wondering if any of my fuber fabolous friends, wanted to make me some morphs! I don't have any! It makes me sad! Any takers? *puppy eyes* It would make me (f)uber excited!!!
My Fubar Account....very Impt Plz Read
I am deleting my fubar account within the next few days. If you would like to contact me other than on here, my email address is mythicalmistress2003@yahoo.com Just hit me up with an email and let me know who you are. If you wish to have no contact with me outside of here, then I understand. Thank you all for all the fun, but its time for me to go Gothic Beauty
It Don't Matter
It Don't Matter lyrics Sittin in traffic another day of feeling nothing Trying to find something I guess it's back to huffin' Paint and model glue oh how I die when I look At you smilin' lovin' life and all I know is blue Rainy days and cold stares broken love affairs Everything's beautiful as long as I ain't there I guess I wasn't meant to crack a smile who cares I think I'll go to sleep for a while now I'm barely livin' in my skin depression's my only friend And I don't know where I am heading tryin' to forget where I've been And I'm so sick of lying God please shwo me that silver lining Cuz I've heard tale and I'm not well my heads full of hell and This world's a jail but And it don't matter and I don't care I let my pain into the air Cuz everything good's over there And everything here's hard to bear And it don't matter and I don't care I let my pain into the air Cuz everything good's over there And everything here's hard to bear And as the apin begins
Finally.
a cigarette. i has it. :)
My "wisdom"
10 Unwritten Rules of Fubar. #1 To the people who have no picture, no profile, nada, why are you here, was it a condition of parole? #2 I like sexy, who doesn't, but no matter how fly you are. If the background behind you looks like it would draw flies the effect is ruined, pick up your area! #3 I you post fake pictures of Amerie, Ashanti, Golden Brooks, Boris Kudjoe, Iverson etc., don't get mad if you get outed, hey what did you expect?! #4 Nobody knows you really, that means that some of us forget our home training, please treat the people you meet here as if one day they’ll be interviewing you for a job, or they are friends with your Grammy and she'll hear how you've been carrying on. #5 If you came to Fubar to hookup let me apologize to you for all of Fuba
It Has Got To Be
it has got to be.. the dusk that follows the dawn the calm before the storm and with life.... there also comes death a child cries, a woman screams, a man, simply walks away...a circle of life ... i wish not to be a part forgotten what love should be, a simple gesture, a kind word.... a single moment... not to be taken forgranted.... fate.... surprise, just radomly happening, whatever, does it matter? Love her... tell her. need her.... let is show. part of her life you wish to stay.... shout it at the top of your lungs..... it has got to be........ be the one.... that matters to her... be the one who will walk til the end of the earth..... to make love last.... be her friend.. her lover and her guide when needed..... now... GO.. isn't there something that you have forgotten to tell her today?
7 Deadly Sins
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If You Need To Help With Care Giving In Your Home Contact This Organtion>>
Plz Contact Your Local easter seals Chapter at WWW.easterseals-fw.org in Ft worth area . or look online for your local chapter in your area or state. This organition will help all who needs to equip. a home or your home, to care for a loved on , at home , so you wont have to place them in a nursing facility . so many are abused at these homes . So plz ask this organition questions and to help you with such things as adult diapers , hand bars for a bath or shower, lifts to put in bed or wheel chair , or a wheel chair if person needs one, a hospital bed. any and all things they will provide you with for this elderly or needed person. Even ask about a ramp to get them in and out of your home. Nursing Homes are not your only answer now . Love to all. Do ask and they Easter seals will help with all your needs . call them Now. This is free aat no cost to you the Easter Seals wwill help with out any cost to you . It is their way to help . hugsssssss diana..
A Random 'spam'
this made me shudder..... sanchristo...: hi, i am 30 m from germany. i get turned on, when i am wearing button down shirts, rubber pants or my selfmade plastic wear. i wanna show my fetishism to other people
Pet By A Perfect Circle
To The Women Who Work In My Office
Found this and nearly did laugh my arse off http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/233015033.html Originally Posted: Fri, 10 Nov 16:56 EST To the women who work in my office... I hate you Date: 2006-11-10, 4:56PM EST Girl with the bright blonde weave who works in reception- I don’t know how you got your job, you are so uneducated it makes me sick. Did you graduate grammar school? I think I would respect you more if the answer to that is no. I want to throw a rock at your face every time I walk by when you are answering the phone and you say something like “who you callin’ for?” or “he in a meetin’ right now” or my personal favorite, “who this is?” I bet the people on the other end of the phone want to throw a rock at your face too. I also can’t stand when I get message notes from you that are written like so: Mr. Smith called hes wanting to kno wen he shuld ecspect the letter of aprovle. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It amazes me that the only two things in your job description ar
What Could Be Harder Then Being A Soldier?
When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.......to listen to his son whine about being bored. ...to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes....to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ...to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ...to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower. ¡¦to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying....to be grateful that he fights for the freedom of speech.
Long Island Driving Rules
For those of you who are planning on visiting Long Island, here are a few driving rules we all abide by. For those of you from Long Island, it's a time to reflect on how well our driving skills really are. .... LONG ISLAND DRIVING RULES .... 1) Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Long Island driver never uses them. Use of them in Massapequa may be illegal. 2) Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else putting you in an even more dangerous situation. 3) Crossing two or more lanes in a single lane-change is considered "going with the flow." 4) The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit. 5) Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork. 6) Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a
Mom Wants Her Pc Back For Awhile Lol
I'll be back after while, Maybe sooner if I can get mine up and running
Fyi Guys.......and Ladies I Know You Will Agree
I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. Girls prefer being called beautiful instead of hott or sexy. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice thin
Crazy People
LMAO!!! This is so true! What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract unstable people! Congrats, you are an 'insane' magnet, and you probably have no idea why. Something about your mix of styles, how you walk not just 'one' lifestyle, but appear to have a foot in them all. To the insane, you appear to be a beacon of hope and they will flock to you, like it or not. But, they ARE insane. Lucky for you, the insane tend to be the best sexual lovers, just the rest of the package deal may not be for you.You attract artsy people! You attract Yuppies! You attract models! You attract geeks! You attract rednecks! What type of person do you attract?Quizzes for MySpace
Margaret Thatcher -- Running A Home Equates To Running A Country???
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country." --Margaret Thatcher
Finally
The truck saga is over. My son's friend found the truck up at a gas station, noticed that it wasn't anyone from here and stole it back. It is now in the back yard, locked with the fence chained. My son called the cops to let them know is was back home but of course they did nothing. At least the truck is back and the only real damage done to my son is a nice black eye.
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HAPPY BRITHDAY IS ON THE 27 GO SHOW HER SUM MAD LOVE THANK YOU 4 ALLWAY HELPING ME YOU ROCK HUGSSSS Ұẽặŕ Ǿƒ Ťĥě Đŗãĝŏŋ™@ fubar Myspace Comments
Women Don't Want.
This might make some women mad, but if you are real women and you know what you want and type of you want then don't read on. A lot of women say that are looking for a nice guy one that will treat them with respect, love them, take care of them, be there for them when they fell. The one thing I have find out in my life is that most women do not want a nice guy, because if they had a nice guy they would be scare of him thinking he going to hurt them or that they something wrong with him. Most do not understand what a nice guy is, so I will let you know what a nice guy is. He is the one that will be there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on and tell you everything is going to be ok. He is the one that will hold your hand, huge, and kiss you in public just because he loves you. He is the one will make sure that you know that you are the only one his thinking about. He is the one that like to crudle up with you as you two watch a movie. He is the one that will make sure that fire th
Listen Up
I won't mention any names because you know who I'm talking to, but if by chance I give you my number, then you MUST realize I'm a single mother of three teenage girls, I work until 7 or 8pm EVERYDAY. I also MUST go out of town as it is part of my job. Having said this if I don't answer my phone or call you RIGHT back, and you leave me like 10 messages and they are not very nice or even RUDE....Then please FEEL FREE and lose my flippin number, because I don't have time nor do I want to deal with that DRAMA....Much Love to all my understanding friends!!!!
Bass Player Needed
The Unheard is looking for a bass player...if you fit EVERYTHING we are looking for and are still interested, then contact me for my # or hit me up at myspace.com/theunheard on the top 24 under the name Wally. MUST BE: TALENTED BASS PLAYER (That should be a given but just to be safe) : ) SERIOUS PROFESSIONAL DRUG FREE ABLE TO TRAVEL DEDICATED MUST HAVE A JOB (unless you're a trust fund baby then that's ok too) MUST HAVE GOOD WORKING EQUIPMENT TEAM PLAYER MUST HAVE A VEHICLE (8 passenger van a plus) ; ) Thanks, Wally The Unheard Feel free to Re-post! THEY ARE A REALLY GREAT BAND AND I KNOW THEM PERSONALLY! THEY ARE AMAZINGLY AWSOME!
Mother Theresa -- Faith In Small Things
"Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies." Mother Teresa
Death In Family!
I will not be able to play on my puter this week as much as I have been. My sister died Tuesday, we are having the Burial on Friday afternoon. Will be back to full force on Friday night.
Who Wants A Big Pimpin Gift?
So today is my last day on this site and I figured I'd get rid of all my money and help someone out. I'm going to buy someone a big pimpin gift or two. Who wants one? Let me know.
Oh Baby You, You Got What I Need
This is bucs fault. The song is stuck in my head. I hope it gets stuck in yours as well. Yes Paul I am bored lmfao
Yoga Mom
Yoga MomPosted Feb 07, 2006A mom doing some yoga exercises is in for surprise when her toddler crawls by.
Obsession This Is For Chad You Know Who Youare
Browser Artists: # A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Search Song Lyrics Featured Artist Artists Song Titles Albums Lyric words .:: Frankie J - Obsessions [No Es Amor] ft. Baby Bash ::. See Frankie J Videos lyrics - Obsessions [No Es Amor] ft. Baby Bash Lyrics Obsessions [No Es Amor] ft. Baby Bash ( Frankie J ) (Check check ...this happened for real ...baby bash..yeah.. frankie j.... obsession) It's early in the morning And my heart is feeling lonely Just thinkin bout you baby Got me twisted a little bit And I dont know how to take it But its driving me so crazy I dont know if its right I'm tossin turning in my bed Its 5 o'clock in the morning And I still cant sleep Thinkin bout your beauty it makes me weak... I'm feeling hopeless in my home I dont know what to do I think I'm in love Baby... [Chorus] Amor, no es amor (if this aint love) Then what am I feeling (what am I d
Mysteries Of The Sexes Explained! Can You Believe This?
Do Men Believe in Love at First Sight? Posted by David Zinczenko on Mon, Sep 24, 2007, 8:50 am PDT Post a Comment View all 6 Comments » When you were younger, you probably believed the Meg Ryan movies and the accompanying romantic plots: Of course there's such a thing as love at first sight. But now that you've been on more than a few dates, you've noticed the absence of a scriptwriter, cinematographer, hair, makeup, and lighting engineers. That meet-swoon-commit deal only happens in Hollywood, it seems. But consider this: a national survey revealed that 48 percent of men say they do believe in love at first sight. Eye-lock with violins, anyone? Of course, the classic definition of love at first sight includes quite a lot of physical sensations, especially where men are concerned - attraction that's triggered by a particular face, a smell, a body, or just the overall vibe for a person. For a man, though, love at first sight quickly becomes more like "love at first-thr
Ambivalence
Fire Protector
What does your Astral Body look like? Your Result: Fire Protector You are the Warrior of truth, Clothed in full red armor, the sword of justice in your hand. Where you go, lightning strikes. You are surrounded by fire spirits, dragons, and the spirits of ancient warriors. Where there is strife, you cut down evil with your piercing glance. The earth shakes beneath your feet, you come top the rescue of those in need. White Light What does your Astral Body look like?Create a Quiz
Hater In Mumms >beware!!!!!!!
Steph rated you a '1'! 17 min ago · Steph just checked you out! 18 min ago "ASKED WHOM WANTED TO BE HER BITCH! I SAID HELL NO AND THAT SHE WAS DISCUSSING, OR SOME LIKE THAT. SO SHE DOWN RATED ME . I DOWN RATED BACK PLUS A FEW AND WENT BACK TO TELL HER SHE WAS BLOCKED AND TO STOP ASKING IF SHE DID NOT WANT ANSWERS. FOUND OUT SHE IS DOING THIS TO MOST WHOM SHE DOES NOT KNOW OR LIKE.NOW THIS IS A YOUNG WOMAN TALKING BAD TO PPL. IN THE MUMMS. I ALWAYS READ COMMENTS BEFORE I ANSWER A QUESTION. I FIND IT SICK THAT SOMEONE IS USING THE MUMMS TO DOWN GRADE AND DOWN RATE PPL. SHE IS BLOCKED FROM MY PAGE. OTHERS BE WEAR!
Fuck You !!!!
My Ed Norton pic just got marked NSFW by some stupid hater.....Im LIVID!!!! If it was u fuck right off u pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Daughter Grace
i just put in the lyrics of my little girl by tim mcgraw in my about me section of my profile cause it reminds me of my beautiful daughter grace she is my pride and joy but sometimes in life people have their rough spots and instead of making her suffer i put her up for adoption to give her a better life and that she has now i feel one day she will thank me for it!but it hurts that she is not with me at the same time i get to see my girl grow up in pics not in person! so if you got kids don't take them for granted cause you will live to regret it
Love
english translation for a most wonderful indian song which i always love.hope u all like it too fanaa....... fanaa......... "Salvation........Salvation......" yaakkai thiri kaadhal sudar - anbae "O love,The body is the wick and love is the flame," jeevan nadhi kaadhal kadal - nenjae "My heart,Life is a river whilst love is the ocean" piRavi pizhai kaadhal thirutham nenjae "My heart,The sin of birth is rectified by love" irudhayam kal kaadhal siRpam anbae "o love, The heart is mere stone whilst love is the sculpture" yaakai thiri kaadhal sudar - fanaa "The body is the wick and love is the flame" thoduvoam thodarvoam padarvoam maRavoam thuRavoam "We will touch love, we will continue love, we will spread love, we will not forget love , we will not renounce love" thoduvoam thodarvoam padarvoam maRavoam iRavoam "We will touch love, we will continue love, we will spread love, we will not forget love , we will not die" thoduvoam thodarvoam padarvoam maRav
Revealing The Home Wrecker
http://fubar.com/ihearthim ^^^^^ home wrecker
Cia Airplane Crashes With 3.2 Tons Of Cocaine
CIA airplane crashes with 3.2 tons of Cocaine ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Liebchen Hates 800 FEMA Concentration Camps. Date: 26 Sep 2007, 19:01 CIA airplane crashes with 3.2 tons of Cocaine----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------Thanks: *RC_REVOLUTION 420 [resistance]Date: Sep 26, 2007 6:58 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: BreakTheB0x 4 Ron PaulDate: Sep 26, 2007 12:56 PMAdded some more links for confirmation, let's keep an eye on this and send it along to your local news stations if you can!I can't find anything on the owners of the aircraft, let me know if you find anything!Photo's of plane from Airliners.nethttp://www.airliners.net/search/photo.search?regsearch=N987SA&distinct_entry=trueAccident report with PHOTOS OF CRASHhttp://www.airliners.net/discussions/general_aviation/read.main/3626088/Airport Date.com aircraft data.http://www.airport-data.com/aircraft/N987SA.htmlAccident Report from Aviation
Lycanthrope: The Crios: The Wolf Garous,pt.4
These " demons " left during the night to nourish blood of their victim. In fact these men called wolves-garous were victims d’une hereditary disease called porphyrie, a disease of the metabolism which can nowadays be treated. Porphyrins are reddish pigments which are in the core of l’hémoglobine. The patient suffers d’un excess from these reddish pigments in the urines, making believe qu’il urinated of blood, the blood of his victims. It is as probable as certain " wolves-garous " suffered from lycanthropie, disease schizophrenic which makes believe in the patient qu’il is a wolf. This disease exists still nowadays, but it is rare. Pline s’était already interested in the case of wolves-garous and, already at that time, it affirmed qu’ils did not n’existaient. Pline proves to us that the stories of wolves-garous existed already with l’époque of Jesus Christ. These stories d’hommes which have the capacity to be transformed into animal exist everywhere in the world. For example, in A
What Is A Cult Leader Or A Deceiving Neptunian?
9/26/2007 What is a Cult Leader or a Deceiving Neptunian? Hello Readers: The moon was in Pisces (deception/psychics/Middle East affairs/drugs/hospital etc.) when I received this interesting email from Frances in Greece. It is quite an important piece of information and as your trusted spiritual watchdog and I felt very important to share it with you and bring some light into it. It is so very important for you to realize that “psychic accidents” do happen mostly because the human spirit is so vulnerable. Fear, pain, guilt are the fuel needed from any low entities and evil spirit to feed on and stay alive on the low astral plane. The only way to protect yourself from fraudulent deceiving people is with education and by using both logic and intuition at all time. There are so many lost religious lunatics and so many self proclaimed prophets out there willing to suck your sanity and get paid for it. Thus take the time to read the following and make sure NOT to become the ne
Ain't This A Bitch?
Yesterday my A/C was frozen. It was hot as hell outside and inside. About 88 F inside the house.It's fixed now. And I'll be damned if it ain't cool and windy outside today now that the A/C is working fine lmfao Ain't that a bitch? LOL
Holy Nicotine Withdrawl!
UGH! I can't go smoke until this guy that's here inspecting our plant leaves. I.NEED.A.SMOKE. If he's not out of here in the next half an hour I'm going to cut out his heart and eat it. RAW.
Nervous
Well I started college this week and well its not like i thought it would be, the people are really nice except a few. Mainly the ones that arent are just becase of my weight. But nerves are still up really high.
Frends List
how come it is that you can have 50or 100 even 1000 frends on your list and only talk to one two
Friends
Sometimes in life, we cross paths with people that we think are true and genuine. We begin to share with each other and make an attempt to get to know each other and start to form what we think is a friendship. We laugh with them. We ask questions to find out about them. ANd we think we're really forming a true friendship. Soon we find out that the person we thought we were getting to know is not who we thought they were at all. I'm not sure how serious you all take your friendships but I myself take mine very serious because trust is not something that is easy for me to do. So when I find out that I have been lied to or find out that the person I thought I could trust isn't who they say they are, it kind of hurts. I guess I feel like they think I needed a sympathy friendship. Kind of like, well she's not as pretty as most girls, or she's a fat chic, so I'll pretend to be her friend cause I know most people won't take the time to befriend her. Well, one thing I can't stand is sy
Whut Nixt???
Couple's naked ambition A Bedfordshire couple are braving the elements by attempting to climb nearly 300 mountains - naked. The naturists, known only as Stuart and Karla, want to reach the peak of Scotland's 284 Munros, which are mountains more than 3,000ft high. So far, they have conquered 15 and keep a record of their progress - complete with photos of them naked and cold - on website www.nakedmunros.com. Karla explained: "Looking back on my life, there have been numerous occasions where I have stripped off outside, often in public. "I've never identified myself as a naturist as such, I just get my clothes off. In an ideal world no one would have any issues regarding nudity and there would be no such thing as naturism. "It would be a world where you could strip naked whenever and wherever you want without a second thought. And that's what I try to do. I just feel like doing it rather a lot..." Karla, a keen photographer, added: "I like my body. I like being fit
Fuckd Up
My Wife Left for tampa this morning from here in va.when she arrived at the airpot ,they made her remove her shoes,and proceeded to do a strip search for contra ban.they confiscated her medicine ,her vics ,and her perfumes,how the fuck would that petty stuff be dangerous?
Birthday Wishes.......
HERE'S A NOTE TO ALL FO YOU WHO SENT ME BIRTHDAY WISHES AND GIFTS. IT IS SO HARD TO GO THROUGH AND TAKE TIME TO SAY A PERSONAL THANK YOU TO EACH OF YOU, SO I AM DOING IT THIS WAY! WITH MY BUSY SCHEDULE AND TRAVELLING I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD MUCH TIME TO PLAY HERE ;) WHICH IS WHY I AM JUST NOW BACK ON HERE. ANYWAY THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH FOR YOUR WONDERFUL NOTES COMMENTS AND SPECIAL LITTLE GIFTS. I AM VERY GREATFUL TO YOU ALL. XOXOX ~TANIA~
My Mom
Okay it has been a little over a month since I have lost my mom do to cancer...Some people say it gets easier with time & the pain will slowly go away but it still feels like it was yesterday when the man above decided to take my mom, why I have no Idea I guess he has bigger plans for her there then he did here...I know she is no longer in pain or suffering no more but now that her pain is gone mine has started....I love & miss my mom very much!!!!
Just Though You Wanna Know
2ball in the mumms said everyone on my buddys list says i'm a loser an you all hate me lol if its true then fuckoff
When Your
when i am feeling blue i think of you,even though we are all far apart you will all always be in my heart.you make me smile you make me laugh,i am glad we crossed paths,each and everyday i think of you i just that god for letting you be you
Photography
I took some pictures at this garden here in town. I think I did pretty good. I like the way they came out. I wonder what people think about it. So if you want wander over to my Me....Cumming ablum. BTW Cummer is the name of the museum and gardens..NO LIE.
Werewolf Pt.3
Werewolf An article of Wikipédia, the free encyclopaedia. To go to: Navigation, To seek For the homonymous articles?, to see Wolf (homonymy). The Werewolf, illustration of Lucas Cranach the Old one about 1512The werewolf or lycanthrope is a character of legend, vagrant and malfaisant, who passed to have the capacity to transform themselves into wolf. Synopsis [masquer] 1 Terminology 2 the legend 2.1 Characteristics and attributes 2.2 The fight counters the werewolf 3 the myth 3.1 The tradition greco-Roman 3.2 The Germanic tradition 4 the wolf garou of the Middle Ages 5 the contemporary wolf garou 6 Etiology 6.1 Voyages of the heart 6.2 A disorder of the imaginary one 6.3 A psychiatric disease 7 Catalogue of films 8 Notes 9 Bibliography 10 See too Terminology [to modify] The term "garou" comes from francic the werwolf which means "man-wolf already" ("wer" represents the same root as Latin "to vir", the man). Originally, Wolf wanted
Smile
If you laugh (or smile), you're a Conservative. If you get ticked off, you're a Liberal. Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals; and 2. Conservatives. Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B
Live Video Chat
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A Little Game
This is CREEPY! Try it. It only takes about 30 seconds. Don't cheat! Think of a letter between A and W. * * * * * * * * * * * Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Keep going . . . Don't stop . . . * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Think of an animal that begins with that letter. * * * * * * Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in that animals name. Say it out loud as you scroll down. * * * * * * * * * * * Almost there........ * * * * * * * * * Now count o
So Much For Working Today!
Went to work and there were fire trucks and cops outside the office. Apparently the power had got knocked out by an auto accident up the road that knocked down a power line. When they tried to bring the power back up, something started smoking in one of the upstairs offices at which point they shut down the power again and evacuated the building. Now the sensible thing to do would have been to just send people home right away, right? Well far be it from my company to do the sensible thing. We sat around doing nothing till the fire department said it was all clear. All clear, but no power yet. So we sat around some more, in a dark building. Or outside. A lot of people went to get coffee. Anyway, the facilities people and an electrician were in the process of bringing up the power one section at a time and checking to see if it would go up in smoke when my manager came to me and said, "go home". So now I am home and just chillin'. I heard some people say the compan
Govt: Bio-weapons Could Be Used To Combat Overpopulation
Govt: bio-weapons could be used to combat overpopulation ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: *RC_REVOLUTION 420 [resistance] Date: 26 Sep 2007, 19:30 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: A-BombDate: Sep 26, 2007 1:27 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Boston 9/11 TruthDate: 26 Sep 2007, 11:18 AMGov: Bio-Weapons Could Be Used To Combat Overpopulation Government Report: Bio-Weapons Could Be Used To Combat OverpopulationA British government Ministry of Defence report outlines a nightmare future society in which the population are forced to accept brain chips, immigration and urbanization ravages communities, class warfare ensues, and biological and neutron weapons are used to combat overpopulation. The MoD's Development, Concepts & Doctrine Center drew up the document to crystallize the "future strategic context" likely to face Britain's armed forces, according to a report in the London Guardian today. Sin
Very Funny He He He
what girls really want.. ..> ..> 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "Could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or--if she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are) 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "You better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then, when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry
This Dood Kinda A Dum Sheeut
Escaped convict found at police party An escaped convict has been recaptured in Taiwan - at a barbecue party organised at the local police station. Police in Xinzhu city invited residents to celebrate the Moon Festival with them. But officers could not believe their eyes when they saw an escaped drug dealer called Chen, who had just been listed as one of the city's most wanted criminals, at the party. Police officer Cai Zhengtong, who was in charge of the barbecue, said: "I saw a man dressed in an eye-catching yellow windbreaker enter the place and sit in the corner. "He was enjoying the barbecue with the others. I really couldn't believe my eyes, since the man was just the criminal we were seeking." Police at the party quickly arrested Chen. He told officers he thought it would have been the last place police would have thought of looking for him.
Not So Daily Rant (2)
So, cheese. We all eat it. Unless we're lactose intolerant or can't eat dairy products, or just don't like it. But those of us who eat it tend to eat it, if you see what I'm saying. Yes, there is a point, and I'll get to it eventually. When you buy cheese, it is, of course, cheese. It looks like cheese. It tastes like cheese. It has nothing but cheese in it, in effect, because it is... yes. Cheese. So why in the name of King Eric* is it that when we buy meat, it's not necessarily all meat? I went to the delicatessen earlier at the supermarket. I bought two hundred grams of turkey. Now, buying two hundred grams of turkey, one may naturally assume that one is getting what? Yes. Turkey. However, upon inspection of the label, I notice something: "98% turkey" Ninety-eight percent? What the hell is the other two percent? Why doesn't it tell me? Should I eat it without knowing? As it happened, I was too hungry to actually care at the time, so I cut up my crusty roll
Open Letter To The Youth Of Our Nation
"OPEN LETTER TO THE YOUTH OF OUR NATION” by Hunter S. Thompson, 1955, Louisville Young people of America, awake from your slumber of indolence and harken the call of the future! Do you realize that you are rapidly becoming a doomed generation? Do you realize that the fate of the world and of generations to come rests on your shoulders? Do you realize that at any time you may be called on to protect your country and the freedom of the world from the creeping scourge of Communism? How can you possibly laugh in the face of the disasters which face us from all sides? Oh ignorant youth, the world is not a joyous place. The time has come for you to dispense with the frivolous pleasures of childhood and get down to honest toil until you are 65. Then and only then can you relax and collect your social security and live happily until the time of your death. … --Fearfully and disgustedly yours, John J. Righteous-Hypocrite.
This Guy Mah Hero!
Coach stops runaway horse by biting ear Tue Sep 25, 9:40 PM ET The coach of Oklahoma City's minor-league hockey team helped prevent a possible stampede of Belgian horses at the Oklahoma State Fair by biting one of the animals on its ear. Doug Sauter, who coaches the Oklahoma City Blazers of the Central Hockey League, was at the fair Saturday attending the Centennial Expo's Draft Horse Show when he saw a Belgian horse break free from its reins. That caused a chain reaction that spooked other horses, he said Monday. He bit the ear of one of the spooked horses to stop it from stampeding. "That's how you stymie a horse," he said. "You bite as hard as you can, and it won't move." Sauter said he was only one of many people who aided an unidentified 62-year-old woman, who was injured after a wagon pulled by a team of horses tipped over and fell on her. She was taken to a local hospital in serious condition, according to a spokeswoman for the Emergency Medical Services A
Virus Threat
Hello, just sending out this message to everyone on my contact list: If someone by the name of Ashley Marc James wants to add you to their list don't accept it. Its a virus. Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on your list adds them you will get it too. It is a hard drive killer and a very horrible virus. Please pass this on to everyone on your list. We need to find out who is using this account. Right click on the group name of your friends' list and click: Send Message to all. This is affecting to the best of my knowledge Yahoo, Skype and MSN. This is not a fake! Peace and Light To YOU
New Update On My Car Plz Help Me Out
ok we changed the fuel filter and checked the pump its still got plenty of preassure so its getting fuel but it still just turns over and wont start!!!! ANY suggestions plz help me my husband already got a ticket driving me to and from work in our other car because it illegal as hell so plz help!!
Take A Moment To Read This
Thanks Bully for this info :) This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PERFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on th
Werewolves Pt.2
ARIBAUD-FARRERE. The Animal of Gévaudan identified. Béziers AAE, 1962 AYLESWORTH Thomas. The story of Werewolves. éd. Mc Graw-Hill, 1978 BLACKWOOD A. Running Wolf. 1921 TO STOP A. The Compleat Werwolf. 1942 BUFFIERE Felix. The Animal of Gévaudan: A enigma of the history. éd. Toulouse, 1999 BURTON R.F. Man-eaters. éd. Payot, 1932 BUXTON R. Wolfs and Werewolves in Greek Thought. éd. Bremmer, 1987 BYRON Lord. Gift Juan. 1824 CAMPBELL G. The white She-wolf of Kostopchin. 1889 CAMUS Domenica. Park in Garou ! Lycanthropie in the strategies. socio-economic. éd. of Author, 1999 CASA D. Lune of blood. 1969 CHEVALLEY Abel. The Animal of Gévaudan. éd. Gallimard, 1936 COHEN Daniel. Werewolves. éd. Cobblehill Books, 1996 COLLECTIVE. Métamorfosis, Misterios of lo Desconocido. éd. del Prado, 1989 COLLECTIVE. Mysteries Transformations of the Unknow. éd. Time-Life Books, 1989 COLLIN of PLANCY J infernal Dictionnaire. éd. Elde
Http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=196015
Somtimes the truth itself is all the ownage you need: http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=196015
Hey All
I am new here to FUBAR and yes i know i only have one pic posted, but no worries. I plan on posting more tonight!! Some more of me and i'll post some of all my tats. So come and check them out later and rate some for me ;-)
Dayum Yunguns Goin' Wild Agin!
Police break up brawl at Chuck E. Cheese Tue Sep 25, 9:42 PM ET Police were called to break up a weekend fight among a rowdy group of teenage girls at the family-themed pizza restaurant, Chuck E. Cheese. The more than a dozen girls, between 13 and 16 years old, went berserk in the restaurant's lobby Saturday night, police said. Witnesses said the fight erupted with two girls using profanities near the front entrance and ended with several girls involved in a physical fight. The group had apparently been dropped off and left alone at the restaurant, known for its singing and dancing animatronic rodents. Assistant Police Chief Alfred Sexton said the incident wasn't the first time Chuck E. Cheese was nearly overrun by unruly teens. "There was a similar incident there awhile back, and we also had that same issue at Cinemark, and (management) decided to start restricting who they allowed in at certain times," Sexton said. In March 2006, Cinemark, the mega-theat
A History Of Us Secret Human Experimentation
A history of US secret human experimentation ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Schiavo a Verità Date: 26 Sep 2007, 18:54 A history of US secret human experimentationWed, 26 Sep 2007 18:23:321931 Dr. Cornelius Rhoads, under the auspices of the Rockefeller Institute for Medical Investigations, infects human subjects with cancer cells.He later goes on to establish the US Army Biological Warfare facilities in Maryland, Utah, and Panama, and is named to the US Atomic Energy Commission. While there, he begins a series of radiation exposure experiments on American soldiers and civilian hospital patients.1932 The Tuskegee Syphilis Study begins. 200 black men diagnosed with syphilis are never told of their illness, are denied treatment, and instead are used as human guinea pigs in order to follow the progression and symptoms of the disease. They all subsequently die from syphilis, their families never told that they could have been treated.1935 The Pellagr
Sort Of Back But Not Quite
OK I am still having some technical issues. Nothing as bad as before but still cant stay connected for long. I am working on it and obviously I havent thrown the stupid thing out the window YET. I hope to get it all figured out within the next 24 hours or so. I am really close to beating this stupid machine so please friends bear with me.
Werewolves Pt.1
Wolves-Garous, Animals of Gevaudan and besides.... Ancient Sources At the 5th front century. J - C, HERODOTE in its Stories mentions already the garous. In Ier front century. J - C. DIODORE of SICILY with its Historical Library, VIRGILE with Moéris, OVIDE with the legend of Lycaon, leave us imperishable texts. But the myth of the werewolf is much older and goes up at the night of times. Old sources The old philosophers, doctors and scientists highly were interested in the wolves-garous. Thus as of Ier century ap. J.-C., SIDE ( Athens) abundantly maintains us their existence, which confirms PETRONE with its History of Niceros. PLINE the OLD one and its Naturalis Historia and PAUSANIAS with its Description of Greece in IIème century ap.J. - C, ORIBASE (Constantinople IVème century), inform us of the presence of lycanthropes. Come then doctor AETIUS (Rome 5th VIème centuries), Paul of EGINE (Alexandria VIIème century), which water us anecdotes on the por
Cia Airplane Crashes With 3.2 Tons Of Cocaine
CIA airplane crashes with 3.2 tons of Cocaine ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Liebchen Hates 800 FEMA Concentration Camps. Date: 26 Sep 2007, 19:01 CIA airplane crashes with 3.2 tons of Cocaine----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------Thanks: *RC_REVOLUTION 420 [resistance]Date: Sep 26, 2007 6:58 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: BreakTheB0x 4 Ron PaulDate: Sep 26, 2007 12:56 PMAdded some more links for confirmation, let's keep an eye on this and send it along to your local news stations if you can!I can't find anything on the owners of the aircraft, let me know if you find anything!Photo's of plane from Airliners.nethttp://www.airliners.net/search/photo.search?regsearch=N987SA&distinct_entry=trueAccident report with PHOTOS OF CRASHhttp://www.airliners.net/discussions/general_aviation/read.main/3626088/Airport Date.com aircraft data.http://www.airport-data.com/aircraft/N987SA.htmlAccident Report from Aviation
Body Parts
Man buys smoker, finds human leg inside Tue Sep 25, 11:43 PM ET Ha ha! The mother's name is "PEG"! A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked inside first. Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what he thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above the knee. The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and son who had rented the space where the smoker was found. The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery "for religious reasons" she doesn't know much about. "The rest of the family was very much against it," Steele said. Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about 35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg, police
Quiz
quiz Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. 1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you? terra or jenna 2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal? a fox 3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? i look at him and he looks at me i try to come near him and he runs away 4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. How big is it? it's huge. 5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? yes a huge brick fence 6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it? flowers fruit and chairs 7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? a plastic see threw cup. 8. What do you do with the cup? kick it 9. You walk t
So Funny I Laughed My Ass Of Take A Peak
Whorescope ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding TAURUS Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss. GEMINI Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet. CANCER You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered. LEO The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most L
Engage Brain Before Mouth
Crazy bastard rode a motorcycle to the hospital. What? Did I say something wrong? Tue Sep 25, 11:34 AM ET Malaysian doctors have reattached a man's nearly severed penis after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife. The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported. Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to pull on his trousers and ride his motorcycle to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ. The man later complained to police, who arrested the woman and plan to charge her with voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon, which carries the penalty of a three-year jail term and a fine, the newspaper reported.
Halo3
anyone have halo 3 and wants to play live add me my gametag is durfman
Haven't Heard This Song In Awhile
I randomly heard this song earlier today; it always makes me feel better... give it a whirl if you haven't heard it, it's called "Everybody's Free." Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99 If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience…I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you imagine. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in y
September 26, 2007
~Found this right on target~ Take the day at your own pace, even if that means that tasks pile up on your desk or clutter your home. Speeding up will only aggravate you and cause you to make mistakes, so explain to your people what's going on.
I Need Help
i only need 285 more points if you can hel id appericate it thanks and have a wonderfull hump day.
Through A Door (pt. 1) (adult Content)
Hurried footfalls over cobbled stones mingle with hushed giggles and laughter. From above, a fine patter of rain ruins the night sky and at once makes it finer, a velvet blanket cast upon infinity, at once obscuring and enhancing. Finely damp hair caught up between fingers takes a tight little tug, the last note of a giggle giving way to a slight, hushed murmur. A curtain twitches across the road. The thud of body to door goes unnoticed, for the most part, in the pitch black, except for to the one whom's body it is. "Not here," is the half-laughed, half-groaned rejoinder. A fumble of key into lock, a flurry of door opening and closing, and night gives way to hallway light, bright and glaring at rapidly blinking eyes. Hands spurn the half open door, her feet hurrying her inside before he follows, fingers dragging against the grain of the wood and onto far smoother, more delicious texture, whispering up the side of her throat into her hair... Another thud swiftly followed
Poetry
PHENOMENAL WOMAN by Maya Angelou Pretty women wonder where my secret lies I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size But when I start to tell them They think I'm telling lies. I say It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips The stride of my steps The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please And to a man The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees Then they swarm around me A hive of honey bees. I say It's the fire in my eyes And the flash of my teeth The swing of my waist And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say It's in the arch of my back The sun of my smile The ride of my breasts The grace of my style. I
Mumm Feedback
Attn all you MuMMers! I am requesting feedback about what you would like to see in the MuMMs. Many of you have had your MuMMs deleted for inappropriate content or because they just don't fit the guidelines of what a MuMM is, which auto blocks you from posting another one. So I would like some CONSTRUCTIVE feedback on what you would like to see happen if we were to update the MuMMs. Cheers!
How Will You Be Defined In A Sexual Dictionary?
dwayne -- [noun]:A touch that feels feather like 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
U All Are The Best Friends A Girl Can Have!
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT HELPED ME LEVEL UP TO NINJA I AM SOOO EXCITED YOU ARE TOO SWEET :)
Please Pray!!!
a really good friend of mine was in a bad motorcycle accident the other day...he broke his arm, has his jaw wired shut, and may not walk again...he is only 20, full of life....he is a cali bro to the core, so losing his ability to walk or drive a truck or ride a bike would destroy him...please keep him in ur prayers, he means alot to me..thank you and always wear you helmet!!!
A Ticker?
could someone buy me a ticker? i hate to ask but i have a point to prove to bob... i dont have much fubucks, but i do have 90 11s to share right now
Asshole
http://www.fubar.com/user/1167080 105fever this newbie asshole rated me a 1 n he was nasty to me, cuz i told him he only rates people a 1 cuz he cant get a girl or a pic of himself so needless to say i blocked him so if someone has sum free time n can fuck with him/her i'd apperciate much love to all of u been havin a realy bad week so havent been on to much n im pretty much down in the dumps/.
Check It Out ..... ..
Have you ever wondered why we do what we do? what makes us talk to the people that we do? how does a friendship turn in to much more with out trying to. why did this person start talking to me? the thing that i cant seem to figure out is that everone has friends, and these friends allways say that they will be there for you and will help you and only want the best for you right. well then why when you are happy with some one else do they get jelious, why do they try to stop things between you. in the end it is about you and what ever person that you put in that #1 position. because if they do keep them around and you want to remain there friend dont you think you will have to get to know this person too? $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ if the shoe fits wear it......... as long as it is not white after labor day. kisses
Chicken Acapulco With Creamy Shrimp Sauce
* 4 large Poblano peppers * 1/4 cup Onion -- chopped * 1/2 pound Medium shrimp -- lightly * peeled -- and chopped * 1/4 cup Cilantro -- chopped * 1/4 pound Monterey jack cheese -- Shredded * 4 boneless chicken breast halves, pounded lightly to flatten * 2 teaspoons White pepper * Salt -- to taste * 12 6-in long strings * Oil -- for frying Shrimp Sauce * 3 Shallots -- diced * 1 cup White wine * 1/2 cup Fish stock or chicken broth * 1 pound Small shrimp * 2 cups Whipping cream * 3/4 pound Butter Roast Peppers: Place poblano peppers under the broiler and char on all sides. Put in plastic bag and freeze 10 minutes. Remove from freezer, rub off peel, then slit to remove seeds under running water. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. In a medium saute pan, saute onion, shrimp, and cilantro until the shrimp are almost cooked, about 5 minutes. Place in mixture in a bowl, add the cheese and set asid
Chicken With Almonds
* 3 1/2 pounds chicken -- cut in serving size pieces * flour * 1/4 cup olive oil * 1 medium onion -- finely chopped * 1 clove garlic -- chopped * 1/2 cup tomato -- peeled/chopped * 1 or 2 sprigs parsley * 2 inch stick cinnamon * 4 whole cloves * 2 cups chicken broth * 1/2 cup blanched almonds * salt * 1/4 teaspoon white pepper * 2 teaspoons lime or lemon juice * 2 eggs Dredge the chicken pieces with flour, shaking to remove the excess. Heat the oil in a frying pan and saute the chicken until golden. Transfer to a heavy casserole. Saute the onion and garlic in the frying pan and add to the chicken together with the tomato, parsley, cinnamon, cloves and chicken stock. Pulverize the almonds in an electric blender at high speed and add to the casserole. Season with salt, if necessary, and white pepper. Cover and simmer gently until the chicken is tender, about 45 minutes. Remove the chicken pieces to a se
Blackened Chicken Strips On Pasta With Cajun Sauce
* 1/4 cup paprika * 1 teaspoon garlic powder * 1 teaspoon onion powder * 1/8 teaspoon pepper * 1 teaspoon dried fines herbes * 4 chicken breast halves without skin -- boneless * 1 clove garlic -- minced * 2 tablespoons onion -- minced * 1 1/2 cups chicken broth -- defatted * 1 tomato -- peeled,seeded,minced * 1/4 cup dry white wine * 1 tablespoon fresh herbs -- chopped * (like: oregano,basil,tarragon,marjoram) * salt -- to taste * 8 ounces pasta -- penne To make Cajun spice, mix paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, pepper, and fines herbes. Set aside. Put the chicken breasts between 2 pieces of wax paper and pound to flatten. Moisten breasts with water and rub with Cajun spice (reserve 1/4 teaspoon for the sauce). Spray a very hot cast-iron pan with vegetable spray and then quickly fry breasts for 4 to 6 minutes, or until done. Remove breasts and slice into thin strips. Set aside. Saute garlic and on
To All My Friends
Do to the fact that myself and my wife racechick we are both under Doctors car and lost or internet for awhile till we get more funds and for my Bikersclubhouse will be ran by Tammy B I will try to get to the Libary now and then to check in
Chicken Rice With Cheese
INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup long-grain rice, uncooked * 1 cup sliced celery * 1 (10oz) package frozen peas, about 1 1/2 cups * 2 cups water * 2 teaspoons salt * 2 tablespoons butter * 1 to 1 1/2 cups cooked diced chicken * 2 tablespoons flour * 1/8 teaspoon pepper * 2/3 cup evaporated milk * 1 cup shredded mild Cheddar or American cheese PREPARATION: In a medium saucepan, combine rice, celery, water and 1 teaspoon salt. Heat to boiling. Cover and simmer for about 8 minutes; add peas and cook an additional 8 to 10 minutes, or until rice is tender and water is absorbed. Melt butter in a medium saucepan or skillet. Saute chicken for about 1 minute; stir in flour, pepper, and remaining 1 teaspoon salt. Continue to cook, stirring constantly, just until bubbling. Stir in milk and 1 1/3 cups water. Continue cooking and stirring until sauce thickens and gently boils for about 1 minute. Pour sauce over the chicken rice mixture; transfer t
My Me
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Define,me...
Ok,my friends and family this should be easy for you..Define "shake" There,are many that have written about their lifes influence,their friends and even their loves..Many,have asked me"who are you,shake"? Now,you have a chance to answer that question..Think,you can? There,among you that have gotten that close to be able to answer that Question.. I,am many or just one person..This,is yours to choose.. I,have left many comments on your stashs..Rated you high..Not,because I seek anything in return..I,have read your blogs,watched your videos..You,have given me insight to your thoughts and feelings..Not,many would ever let that happen in life beyond this computer..Think,about it,think about what Ive left you in your stashs..Then,one day you will read a comment that will make you laugh,then the thought process begins..Who,is shake?
U Know Who U Are
THIS IS FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO MAKE UP FAKE PROFILES AND SPY ON ME FOR MY EX ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS GET A FUCKIN LIFE!!!!!
Call In Sickfor This Shit!!!
Are u tired of working all week, busting your ass for a job that doesnt really care about you....Are u looking for a reason to just say "FUCK IT, I NEED A DAY OFF!" well here it is....lets make Oct 19th "THE OFFICIAL CALL IN SICK FOR WORK DAY!!!"and since ur calling in, why sit at home all day when u can get a headstart on the partying at Rockin on the River 07... Come to Erwin Tn and PARTY HARD!!! THE BIGGEST AND BEST OUTDOOR FESTIVAL OF MUSIC IN THE REGION!!! PERIOD....there have been MANY festivals that have tried, and failed, to achieve what Rockin on the River has accomplished, and there will ALWAYS be competitors...but NO OTHER FESTIVAL THIS YEAR OR ANY YEAR WILL BE DO WHAT THIS ONE HAS DONE FOR 13 years and counting.....The line up this year is the strongest line up of local, regional, and national talent that Rockin on the River has had, so it will be a GUARANTEE that IF u come, u WILL have a blast....The biggest party of the year is back! Oct.19 and 20 at Cherokee Adventures/R
Don't Blink
I turned on the evening news Saw a old man being interviewed Turning a hundred and two today Asked him what's the secret to life He looked up from his old pipe Laughed and said "All I can say is." Don't blink Just like that you're six years old and you take a nap and you Wake up and you're twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife Don't blink You just might miss your babies growing like mine did Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your "better half" Of fifty years is there in bed And you're praying God takes you instead Trust me friend a hundred years goes faster than you think So don't blink I was glued to my tv when it looked like he looked at me and said "Best start putting first things first." Cause when your hourglass runs out of sand You can't flip it over and start again Take every breathe God gives you for what it's worth Don't Blink Just like that you're six years old and you take a nap and you Wake up and you're twen
There Is A Player In The Midst Of Fubar Beware!
Okay everyone, You all know that I am about safety of women and people in general. Well, I have been talking to this guy on fubar for about a month or so and we got fubar married and planned on getting married. Recently I stumbled upon someone who he planned on have a relationship too on fubar, and we became friends and have caught him up in a lie of playing both of us. He has deleted his accounting when he found out that we found out about eachother, and he probably will make a new one. So, watch out for him. He will play with you too. He is a good liar. The other woman and I are not angry at each other because we didn't do the bad doing, in face we are now friends and want to post this picture of him to warn every woman out there to watch out for him. We are working together to make sure that none of this happens to any of you guys. I beg you not to fall into his trap if he makes another profile. PLEASE REPOST LADIES THERE IS A PLAYER AMONG US BEWARE HIS NAM
Im A Libra What Are You
LIBRA * -- Very pretty. -- Very romantic. -- Nice to everyone They meet. -- Their Love is one of a kind. -- Silly, fun and sweet. -- Horny -- Loud -- Great in bed and i mean great -- Have own unique sexiness. -- Most caring person you will ever meet -- the most irresistible SAGGITTARIUS * -- Spontaneous. -- Horny. -- Freak in Bed. -- High sex appeal. -- Rare to find. -- Great when found. -- Loves being in long relationships. -- The one -- So much love to give -- Not one to mess wit -- Very pretty. -- Very romantic. -- Nice to everyone They meet. -- Their Love is one of a kind. -- Silly, fun and sweet. -- Have own unique sexiness. -- Most caring person you will ever meet! -- Amazing n Bed..!!! -- Did I say Amazing in Bed? LEO * -- Great talker. -- Sexy and passionate. -- Laid back. -- Knows how to have fun. -- Is really good at sex! and i mean REALLY GOOD! more like great -- Great kisser. -- Unpredictable. fo r
Pc Is Hosed
My pc is hosed at the moment... Im workin on fixing it but I have been up all night too so I will be passing out at any moment... once I wake up hopefully it will be fixed or close to it.
Got 212,000 To Go
can i get come help plz

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