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Subject: Fw: No Sissy Poem for Me None of that Sissy stuff! Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card; just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!! 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my butt off!! - NOT TRUE No Laughing. 9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND! Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

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PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS! >You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message! With an attachment entitled 'POSTCARD,' regardless of who sent it to you. It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list. This is the reason why you need to send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it. > >If you receive a mail called 'POSTCARD', even though sent to you by a friend, do not open it! Shut down your computer immediately. > >This is the worst virus announced by CNN. It has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever. This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this kind of virus. This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital information is kept. > >

LEMONS and SUGAR This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror Where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world That you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world Love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you Is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, Even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you Before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, Something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you Take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So......... If you are a loving friend, Send this to everyone, Including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do love you. And always remember.... When life hands you Lemons, Ask for Sugar and call me over! Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, But you know they are always there. "Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though Sometimes It's Hell in the Hallway" I would rather have one rose and a kind word From a friend while I'm here Than a whole truckload when I'm gone. Forward to all your friends. And don't tell me you're too busy for this.. Don't you know the phrase "stop and smell the flowers"? See how many "bouquets" you End up with. Happiness keeps You Sweet, Trials keep You Strong, Sorrows keep You Human, Life keeps You Humble, Success keeps You Glowing, But Only God keeps You Going