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Mort's blog: "mouthectomy"

created on 06/08/2009  |  http://fubar.com/mouthectomy/b298844

random thoughts

Has anyone tried to get a mouth-ectomy? I think I am a prime canidate for the first proceure.


Trust me I don't need it anymore. I actually have been told it's infected. Foulness and bile tend to spit out more and more these days. And it is inflammed with sarcacm. I think nerve
damage has also set in because what I mean to say comes out as the exact opposite.


Seriously! Talking to me sometimes is like playing chess with a 2 year old; the actions make no sense and is usually more meesed up afterwards. And if a piece does end up in the right spot, trust me it wasnt an intentional action. So anybody who needs this procedure
lets start a spupport group. the Brain 2 Mouth Group-B2MG ( got a better name?)

My son said it best;
 "I know it in my head.
  it gets messed up on the way to my mouth."
                                                   -Brillant and simple statement

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