We're tiny, we're toonyWe're all a little loonyAnd in this cartoonyWe're invading your TVComic dispensersWe crack up all the censorsOn Tiny Toon AdventuresGet a dose of comedySo here's Acme AcresIt's a whole wide world apartOur home sweet home, it stands aloneA cartoon work of artOur scripts were rejectedExpect the unexpectedCause Tiny Toon Adventuresis about to startThey're furry, they're funnyThey're Babs and Buster BunnyMontana Max has moneyElmyra is insaneThere's Hamton and PluckyDizzy Devil's duckyFurrball's unluckyand Go-Go is insaneAt Acme LooniversityWe earn our toon degreeThe teaching staff'sBeen getting laughs since 1933We're tiny, we're toonyWe're all a little loonyIt's Tiny Toon AdventuresCome and join the fun.And now our song is done!