Captain Cooter's blog: "Random Ramblings"

RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? My least favorite ex [2] You were in the car with? My parents I think....been so long [3] Went to the mall with? Myself [4] Person you talked on the phone with? My British ex [5] You messaged/​commented on Fubar? I...don't remember T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your top friends? True Q: Been searched By Cops? True Q: Been suspended from school? True Q: Sat on a roof top? True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True Q: Broken a bone? False Q: Have shaved your head? True Q: Played a prank on someone? True Q: Had/have a gym membership? False Q: Shot a gun? True Q: Donated Blood? False WOULD YOU RATHER: [1] Eat or drink? Drink [2] Be serious or be funny? funny [3] Go to the beach or mountains? Beach [4] Die in a fire or die getting shot? Shot ANSWER TRUTHFULLY: [1] Sun or moon? Moon [2] Winter or fall? fall [3] Left or right? right [4] Black and white or colored? Colored [5] Do you wanna get married? No IN THE LAST WEEK HAVE YOU: [1] Kissed someone? No [2] Been hugged by someone? No [3] Been poked by someone? No [4] Cried? No [5] Gotten in a fight? No [6] Told someone you loved them? yes

OMG...she told me. I'm gonna go cry now for being such a horrible person (bottom to top) ->❣ upper cu...: That is where you are wrong. I am one of the sweetest and most caring individuals you shall ever meet. I just don't give a damn about that particular situation...I'm all out of rats asses to give tonight. Try tomorrow ❣ upper cu...: I hope that one day you can become a kind and less ruthless person and Im sorry that you are the way you are and couldnt find it in your heart to take 5 mins out of your free time to help out a 13 year old child with allot of problems maybe one day you will find the error of your ways ->❣ upper cu...: I'm outspoken and opinionated...deal with it. I didn't care about your problem: deal with it. I am an ass at times: deal with it. You don't like it....just ignore it, that's how the adults handle things ->❣ upper cu...: Here's a hint: There are more of us than your pea brain can comprehend. ❣ upper cu...: if u didnt care u should have just went about your business instead of commenting and waisting more of your precious down time wow your a very rude persona nd it apins me to think that there are people in this world like you ->❣ upper cu...: I did click the link...and commented...twice. You are the one who got upset because I merely pointed out that most of us don't care. Sorry for disillusioning you ❣ upper cu...: it wasnt a pity party I was looking for ideas and i know a few ladies on here who have autistic kids and assumed that there where probably more your the ass hat whole clicked ont he link grow the fuck up ->❣ upper cu...: so cry me a river about it. I said things as they are, deal with it. 99% of the people here come here to get away from life, not to console. Pity parties are located somewhere else...try myspace ❣ upper cu...: that mumm is about a little boy with allot of problems who we are runnning out of idead with and is about to be sent to a group home just so they can get him to socialize grow up ❣ upper cu...: sry to sb you but your rude comment really upset me the mumm title read a little help please as in i need help with a problem if you didnt want to be bothered with a problem then you shouldnt have clicked on that mumm

1. What is your best friends name? I don't have one, I refuse to play favorites with my friends 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Multicolored. 3. What are you listening to right now? The sound of silence 4. Whats your favorite number? 7 5. What was the last thing you ate? It was only 1 1/2 hours ago...I should remember this...uhm....damnit.....I forgot 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Green 7. How is the weather right now? Almost perfect. A little on the cooler side but not bad 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? A client 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Smile, then eyes, then laugh, then personality 10. Do you have a significant other? Never again 11. Favorite TV show? Robot Chicken 12. Siblings? One older sister 13. Height? 6 foot-ish 14. Hair color? Brown 15. Eye Color? Shit Brown 16. Do you wear contacts? Nope. 20/10 vision 17. Favorite Holiday? Thanksgiving. 18. Month? I have no favorite month.... 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? No, I always have a reason 20. What was the last movie you watched? Uhm....Body of Lies 21. Favorite Day of the Year? New Years 22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Nope 23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)? Yes 24. Hugs or Kisses? I'm a very good kisser (I think...I could be wrong) 25. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla 26. Do you want your friends to respond to this? Don't care either way 27. Who is most likely to respond? Hrm...I'm stumped on this 28. Who is least likely to respond? Amy, since I stole it from her 29. What books are you reading? In the middle of a series by Terry Goodkind, called the "Sword of Truth" series 30. Piercings? None 31. Favorite movies? I love almost all movies, favorite two are 1. Monty Python and the Holy Grail 2. Requiem for a Dream 32. Favorite football Team? Saints 33. What were u doing before this? Thinking...I'm not gonna do that 34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? Butter and Salt 35. Dogs or cats? Cats 36. Favorite flower? None 37. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? Many times... 38. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex? Again, I don't play favorites with my friends 39. Have you ever loved someone? duh 40. Who would you like to see right now? Someone who can make me permagrin 41. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten? Yes and no. If I ran into them, I sure would be, but they all live far away 42. Have you ever fired a gun? definitely 43. Do you like to travel by plane? Yes, my 2nd favorite means of transportation 44. Right-handed or Left-handed? I'm a rightie. 45. How many pillows do you sleep with? One. 46. Are you missing someone? Yeah 47. Do you have a Tattoo? Nope 48. Anybody on fubar that you'd go on a date with? You betcha

It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Van...gonna make this tough 2. A four letter word: Vain 3. A boy's name: Van 4. A girl's name: Vanessa 5. An occupation: Valet 6. A colour: Violet 7. Something you wear: Vinger rings (Dutch) 8. A food: Veal 9. Something found in the bathroom: Vinegar 10. A place: Virginia 11. A reason for being late: Vehicle Malfunction 12. Something you shout: VEGANS SUCK!!! 13. A movie title: V is for vendetta 14. Something you drink: Vodka 15. A musical group: Van Halen 16. An animal: Vampyroteuthis 17. A street name: Van Buren 18. A type of car: Voyager 19. The title of a song: Vain

Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Van 2. CC 3. VTG3 Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Night Manager of a bowling alley 2. Pro Shop Manager 3. CCTV Installer Three Places I have lived 1. Banning, CA 2. Calimesa, CA 3. Shortsville, NY Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Heroes 2. Bleach 3. Robot Chicken Three places I have been 1. Canada 2. Mexico 3. My back yard Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Nobody 2. No one 3. I don't get regular e-mails Three of my favorite foods 1. Fettuccine Alfredo 2. Steak 3. Cornish Gamehen Three things I would like to do 1. Be rich 2. Be happy 3. Help others to be happy Three friends I think will respond 1. Robyn 2. Slave 3. Crystal if she's conscious Things I am looking forward to 1. House 2. Nothing 3. Nothing

RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Y'all want a single HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Teenager WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Bleeding Mascara HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Fully Alive WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Weed with Willy WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? I Play Dead WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Dr. Stephen WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? All the Same WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? What I Got WHAT IS 2 + 2? Another Brick in the Wall WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Beautiful People WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Time After Time WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Aenema WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Kiss WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Handlebars WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Pain WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?? You Caught Me Spankin It (LMAO) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?? Awake WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Coming Undone WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW? The Speed of Pain WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Infected WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? It's D&D Wow...weird how it came together. I tag nobody. THANKS LUST

Hrmph Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1- I have a knot on my forehead from where I ran into a porch light...and I wasn't drunk 2- I'm broken, I no longer believe in Love..I think it's just convenience given a pretty name 3- I don't want to be fixed, I don't want to Love another 4- I'm smarter than anyone gives me credit for 5- I refuse to show it, I'd rather act stupid and have fun than be respected for my intelligence 6- I'm a procrastinator and very laz otherwise I'd have 6 degrees by now 7- I have more going for me than I'll allow people to know, I've refused to share my private life for months now...and don't intend to change that 8- I'm about to buy my first house, just need to decide on 3 bedroom or 4..is that extra room worth the extra money? 9- I find it difficult to come up with 10 facts about myself..but I'll willingly answer any question I'm asked. 10- I LOVE boobs...but I'd prefer to see vaj I tag...uhm...er... Stacie Hope Trixy Amy MJ

So I've been looking in the admire section for a few minutes this morning, and they have an age range feature. It's nice but...just makes me think some things about the women on this site. Now, before I begin, if you are on my friends list you ARE beautiful, and you do not fall into the overgeneralized stereotypes I'm about to make. If you stalked someone in here...you might. I've noticed..the "girls" 18-25. Most are overweight. Most are ugly. Most claim to be "sexi" or "hott"...when they are anything but. There are some hot ones, but they are few and far between, spread sparsely between the hordes of unattractive "myspace angle" photos of cows trying to show their cavernous cleavage without their rolling gut peeking past their udders. It's...sad and revolting. Like I said, there are some hotties, and there are some tasteful pics. There are some beautiful big girls too...but MOST are unattractive and obese (not just overweight..nothing wrong with being overweight, but grotesquely obese is another thing). Then there are the women 26-32. 60% of the time, the pic is either a close-up on the face, or something that emphasizes the boobs. Either a bra pic, or a cleavage pic, or a pic that shows...just their boobs and little else. The other 40% of the time it's a morph, or an image that isn't the person at all. And then the 33-40 year old women. Their pics are so diverse, I can't make a generalization of them. The only thing I can say is that..these women are comfortable in their skin. It seems to be the age group where they WILL post pictures of themselves as they are, instead of trying to appear sexy when they are not by abusing camera angles or taking photos in clothes that should be saved for private moments in the bedroom. These women are real, and not afraid to show themselves as they are. Next is the over 40 crowd, where most pics are gifs that aren't even the user, or morphs of them, or gifs with a tiny little pic of them in the corner so you can't even see what they look like. Most of these users have gifs, the few who post themselves generally show close-up face shots. All this leads me to overgeneralize and create a stereotype of the women based upon the defaults. Now, again, don't get offended..I'm not talking about you most likely. However, if you do get offended, that just shows you fall into the stereotype and need to rethink the kinds of photos you post. The women on fubar..start out being immature and desperately seeking attention. They put "fubar's most wanted" or "sexi" or "hott" or any other descriptive adjective that others would most certainly not call them. For the main part they are unattractive overweight women, who are insecure about how they look so they give themselves titles, and take pictures emphasizing their willingness to be a slut, their oral skills with a blowpop, or the fact that they have boobs. The angle is generally from overhead, slightly angled in, with the cleavage being the most prominent thing in the picture, usually centered, causing the face to be half cut-off. They progress through the years, and start posting full-face pics, which is a good thing. The "sexi" turns into "sexy", the "hott" turns into "*insert rating family name here*". The obligatory cleavage shot turns into...a bra-shot, with the boobs firmly centered in the photograph. The pic of them on the bed on all-fours in lingerie comes out, and so do the morphs and gifs. Either she is trying to be sexy, or she is posting a pic that has nothing to do with her. Eventually this gets tiresome, and she matures a little more. Full-body shots are posted, "sexy" is dropped, "BBW" is used a lot more. The diversity of the women starts to show, and not every pic looks like a different woman in the same pose, different ratty bra. Pics of the woman in public, in her car, OUTSIDE the house...The desperate slutty aspect starts to fade, and the woman seems to say "here I am, take it as it is or leave it..I don't give a shit". Then the morphs and gifs start becoming more prevalent. Pictures of the user herself are scarce if they exist at all. She doesn't have a face, merely a voice to say who she is. "Sexy" "BBW" and all other attention-seeking names are dropped, the woman is merely another person on the site..and she's content being herself instead of trying to be something she thinks others desire her to be. I had something...but I forget what it is. Damn distractions, making me forget the whole point of this blog. In summation...I had a thought-provoking statement...something about "are women REALLY more mature than men"...but I forgot it

if you could sum yourself up in a few words..no more than 4 what would it be?