Ok, I'm bored again, and wish to take my mind off things...so here we go: questions.
For the nOObs, this is a place to get answers to questions you've always wondered, or just crossed your mind at the moment. Ask me anything: anything you have ever wondered about anything, and I shall do my damndest to answer, and I shall ask questions of you. :D Feel free to ask others questions, or answer questions posted by others...the whole point of this is to start communications.
To get started: who did you stalk to get in here?