Wicked's blog: "Poor Jeff"

I was considering asking Jeff (not the Jeff I banged last night... inside joke) the one who impregnated me to join Fubar. I mean seriously if he can live with me I think he can handle all of you.

My only hesitation is that he usually is the brunt of all my jokes.I mean for April fools today im thinking of spilling water between my legs and start screaming out his name.

How will you ever find out the tighty whitey blog i was going to do if hes here.. I mean really i cant pick on him in front of him.

There goes the days of Jail Bait 1, 2 & 3....

Also i figure we need a good laugh every other day cause fuck the shit is starting to get thick on this site. Ok so im totally telling you the tighty whitey story now...

For my birthday I thought it would be totally hilarious for Jeff to walk into the room in tighty whiteys.. Because im pregnant and evil he decided it was best to go threw with this plan.

In my evilness I figuired that tighty whiteys are the ugliest things in the world and i would have a huge laugh that it made my face hurt from laughing.

I go purchase him so called tighty whiteys. let me tell you this is not an easy process these days. Turns out the white is not that pleasing of a color... stupid skid marks... Finally Old Gravy has a pair...

I bring them home with a Hot pink shirt for him to wear a white pair of tube socks and fake ray bans... I figured why not let him slide across the floor...

He denies my pleasure of the "salmon" colored shirt.. he believes its hot pink and i swear its salmon.

Needless to say Jeff comes sliding at me and i start to laugh so hard i swear i peed my pants.. then he turns around and fuck me he looks hot in tighty whiteys...

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH thank god he hates them...

ALL DONE

WIcked