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Bubblewrap's blog: "Player"

created on 11/09/2006  |  http://fubar.com/player/b23017
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, she searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for the Farmer had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping she still had time to save her friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, she too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save her life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his dingaling and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story?....... (yep, you betchya, there IS a moral!) "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!" Now everyone knows why I have a Harley...sniff sniff Little Dick TomTom
Here lately I have been asked if I’m a Player, Stud, and Heart Breaker and yes even a Drug User. Look all I want in life is to find someone to be with that I can connect with on a level more than just sex; yes I know its hard to believe but if I want sex I would have no problem finding it and my left hand does wonders as well but finding that one person whom I can share a emotional chemistry connection with is a dream and I believe that dreams can and do come true. Also, I do like sex; no, I love sex. I would love to find a lady who would not mind having sex anytime or where with me but just me; I want to feel that connection with someone special the kind where words do no good to explain. You know the kind of lady that would have me thinking about sex 24/7 being in her arms or just snuggling up, the kind that would make me ache for a kiss. I was told tonight that I was sexy by about eight ladies and why are you looking for someone, why don’t you have someone; then another tells me I am so fine …oh well you get the picture. I don’t see that; I see Tom a man that is searching and searching and has not found who he is searching for. See I will admit that I am searching and knowing is half the battle, GI Joe said that and its true. Just because I find someone on here sexually exciting and stimulating does not mean I can connect with that person emotionally, just means they get a part of my body thinking that does not have a brain. Then there has been a few I like chatting with on here and they excite me in a way I have never been before, which makes me use my brain. I demand honesty, faithfulness and commitment above all else and I shall turn my back on anyone who would lie or destroy that commitment. Just remember there this always and I do mean always; there is a reason for everything good, bad, sad and happy. There is even a reason for your reading this very page, chatting with me or some other person. Everyone on this site is searching for something and only that person knows what it is. Think about it, the first person says I am on here to have fun only; ok, they just admitted they are searching for fun; the next says, I’m here to look at naked women showing their boobies and butt, ok, they just admitted to searching for that; hell you may even find someone that says I’m on here cause my girlfriend or boyfriend is on here and that’s all and so on and so on so they just admitted to searching for their bf/gf. Anyways, just because I don’t say the “L” word to someone on here does not make me a Player and if I don’t comment on every picture of yours does not mean I don’t care. I do care more than you may know or even understand. Oh and by the way, just because I am silly does not mean I will not take a bite out of someone’s butt; meaning the next person that calls me a Player gets blocked and I don’t care who you are. I am so sick of that crap, grow up, some of you are getting on my nerves and I happen to like my nerves feeling nice and tingly. Thank you, Tom Presley

Think again!

I have had the luxury of chatting, meeting and learning a great deal from some of the people on here; I have had a great time with many that I have meet and even formed a friendship with each. Even gotten into arguments and disagreements with some but I never used anyone. • Spent some quality time with a Lady out of Memphis, • Got to have a nice dinner with a lady in MO, • Sat outside in a parking lot and talked the night away with another in MO, • Went up to the Top of Mt Saint Helens and road around on my Harley in WA, • Sat in a small Café and ate a nice meal and talked for hours in OR, • Visited a Great friend in San Francisco CA and even stayed awhile, • Visited a Very good friend in LA • Got to see the sun on the back of CA • Got to see a great big tree in MS • Sat out on a football field and talked the night away in TX I never used any one of these ladies for anything and each one is very attractive and beautiful in a very special way and know this when I use the word special it’s a feeling I have, not my little Dick either. The next woman that has an issue with me or calls me, Tom Presley a Player can’t even kiss my dog’s butt. I hate a liar and two-face, Lord knows I have had my share and shall never be one to anyone that wishes to chat or meet me. I do know what its like to be played and it’s not fun and leaves a not so good feeling inside you. Each one of these links is spread throughout the United States and each knows I have never mislead or lied to them in any fashion. I am putting my money where my mouth is, now call my hand. If you feel like I am such the Player or that my intentions are to play you and get into your pants or something then think of contacting either one of these links and ask them; who is Tom Presley, what kind of man I am. Also, for the record my left hand does a damn good job and I don’t think I have to run halfway across the country to get a piece of left hand either. Other than that good, see a damn Doctor and have your head checked! It’s not my fault you have issues; not being able to come to terms with yourself; just because some man made a play, for your sexy body. Life is a journey and is full of pitfalls and all kinds of things but that is what makes life so GREAT! http://www.cherrytap.com/user/34979 http://www.cherrytap.com/user/161407 http://www.cherrytap.com/user/154211 http://www.cherrytap.com/user/159542 http://www.cherrytap.com/user/271665 http://www.cherrytap.com/user/159216 http://www.cherrytap.com/user/159537 http://www.cherrytap.com/user/159327 http://www.cherrytap.com/user/159177 http://www.cherrytap.com/user/159582 http://www.cherrytap.com/user/159630 http://www.cherrytap.com/user/169951 http://www.cherrytap.com/user/185005 http://www.cherrytap.com/user/210511 Oh, I have not told anyone of my “Friends” that I have put this up so get off your lazy butt and find out! Maybe then all you Player callers will have a very good idea of who Tom Presley is. Oh, I do bite. I shall push to the edge and there I shall see what must be seen and I shall know for myself.
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