Bubblewrap's blog: "The truth hurts sometimes, becareful what you wish for"

Colonoscopy All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? The asshole is usually in charge !! If you don't send this to at least 8 people.... no one will give a poop

Here is the reason I choose to stay all alone locked up and without a woman. My back still hurt to this day....LMAO

Ok, for all you ladies who seem to think Tom is all nice, sweet, can’t or won’t harm a fly your right but you have another thing coming see there is another Tom as well. Some of you have poked at me about grabbing your hair and such and you just don’t know; you are messing with the Genie in the lamp. Just cause I don’t have a picture of my nut sack swinging in the air, the crack of my ass in a picture or tats all over my body; should by all accounts tell you that TomTom is very different than most and there are just a few on LC that even have a idea of the other Tom that lives inside Tom. Yes, they is another side to Tom thus the name TomTom meaning two or Gemini; there is a sweet and caring man on one side who treats a lady as a lady should be treated and who loves and fears the Lord. However, there is a Dark Tom in which only and I do mean only those that understand and can handle a man who knows himself and likes himself should even think about playing with this other side. As for sex Light Tom is caring, touchy, feely, and full of sweetness but on some occasions the other Tom likes to have fun as well; he is a darker side who is very Dominate, shall take charge, and will demand submission to no end. If a lady was to get with that side and allow him out then she is on her on and there is no turning the clock back none. Oh, the Dark Tom does not harm, not into blood or nasty crap, he is more demanding than Light Tom; he is the kind of man that will take from you, grab you by the hair, and do as he wishes. Light Tom will woo and kiss you so softly and produce butterflies inside you. Dark Tom is Dominate and demanding and takes without asking. So, when you ask for Dark Tom you really should be careful of what you are asking because it’s the same as hitting a wasp nest and then it’s too late, you just may get your ass stung. I don’t lie. At least say something. TomTom <

Hey, I know a few of you will believe this and some will think I am making it up. But you know those two maps I have posted...hehe I didn't go by them...lmao I just rode and got gas and asked someone how to get here and there...LMAO I'm not kidding! The only place I almost got lost at was somewhere in Washington and Oregon; talk about a messed up Highway marking system. Oh, get this the best highway to be on in a traffic jam is in LA NO ONE IS RUDE, NOT THAT i SAW ANYWAYS. And got burned going across AZ, NM and Texas; Texas took me longer to get across than half the country...whew

Little Dick TomTom will go to jail for ...

Impregnating half the Nuns in a Monastery

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Lying about the size of his Dick

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selling Viagra to Monks as sugar pills

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being a flasher but not having anything to flash

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You are attractive both psyically and mentally. You use your abilities to attract anyone you desire.

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Insatiable to the point of crazy

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You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun.

You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too.

Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius

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