A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure
called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the
woman's
head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect
of a
brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the
effects
were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After
fifteen
years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these
years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob
many
times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two
annoying
problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob
won't
get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those
are
your breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."