that horrible squeak styrofoam coolers make when they're in your back floorboard. that may be the single most annoying noise in history. although i hear air-raid sirens were kinda shitty.......
people who use a public restroom but don't flush the toilet. this is especially harsh after you've dropped a deuce. i know bathrooms are really dirty places, just use your foot to flush like i do. nobody wants to get splash-up of your pee.........
for a race that always bitches and complains about intolerance and racism, black people are awfully intolerant. the worst is they can be that way with their own people just because their skin is too dark, or even worse......too light. and don't EVEN get me started about how they feel about homosexuals.......
people who don't know what the fast lane is for. if someone comes up behind you, kindly move over into the other lane as soon as you safely can. even if you're going over the speed limit, be nice and get the f**k outta the way. and if you're the a$$hole who rides my bumper when you can clearly see that i CAN'T get over for you, get over yourself. i'm not going to slow down to get over for you. when the lane opens up sufficiently for me, i'll move over......
people who don't know how to tip pizza or other delivery drivers. i know this because i did the job for years. you should generally tip 20% AT LEAST. like you would a server.....but this is better because you don't even have to leave your house. PLUS, gas is so freakin ridiculous that it cost them $2 just to drive there. anything less than $2 is considered a stiff. just the coin change is an insult. learn to tip right or know that your pizza probably has boogers on it......
more to come.................
