Stargazer4moon's blog: "It depends on what occurs on the way."

THINKING ABOUT THINGS TO COME, A SIGN OF THE TIMES FOR FUTURE REFERENCE. None of this is copywrited and it has not, to the best of my knowledge, been plagiarised or copied. Well, it was just an afterthought. A chilling and curdling thought about Cold Comfort. One trying day, Gofer it before ADS runs rings around circles. Waiting for a Gift from the Gods, well Ikea at least. Pray that there is an unsub button to get me off the Clash hook. You can vouch for that. It will never win the day. Goodie Two Chew. Too Neurotic to be Conversant. Tales of a close shave and a Virgin's first head encounter. ======+++ It is no good harking for the past when you are in the future or trying to change the future when you are in the past. It is all mapped out so stick to the straight and narrow and not the bowed and arrowed.++++ Existence starts at the beginning but you can exists without living. Life begins when you let it and not a minute before.++++ The Diminishing Republic.+++ Un-Reinforcing The weakest link in the chain mail and why My Invisible Friend and his materializations. Put your Blogs away, so there will be a place for everything and all will be in order Beryl's Buzzes, catch'em while you can.+++ Press the button and stand well back.+++ It is not sex that brings on headaches but the sun!! Well any excuse not to have a clean sheet. +++ Clearing up after unclarified butter has a set to. +++ Getting a cold shoulder due to a long-standing and enduring poser+++ The Garden Party was not 'that' groovy, the visitors just liked having a dig. The worst time to have inspiration is when you decide to come clean. You just never know what will come out in the wash until it is black and white.+++ Me, moan, never. I could only fill the hallways and selves of the British Library with the contents of my Grot Box. A mere drop in the ocean. Organized or Organic? Only if the price is right. +++++ In the groove, you don't know the half of the crumby saga. I blame the Biscuit Barrel and leave Kevin out of it. Well that is if he is as careless as unohoo in his handling of the crackers. ====== SUNDAY. The difference between picking, clicking or flicking is dependant on the needs of the greater good. A BANAL MOMENT. Ode to poetic justice, and a sight for sore eyes. English, spelling, No! I’m not wise. But then WHO CARES about my size. Check the neck. Chips, Hips and Zips?? What a peck I'll bite my lips. Is it a sin, a sigh, a shame, a lie. or an expansive sign when not to dine. When the neck is having its collar felt Waist away and tighten the belt. It’s Time to Rhyme THEN TAKE A BREAK TALK THE WALK & TOSS THE FORK. +++++ No one can knock the spots off me because I don't wear patches. Pink Patch, Fat Patch, Detox Patch, Damp Patch or even Cabbage Patch. No way. It would certainly put my tan under the spotlight and send me dotty!! Huh. +++ It is late and the thought was there so while the spirit is willing. Say, 'One or the road?' Why? Well to anaesthetise you when you stagger and hit it!!!!! OK, but I'll have it in a tumbler. I thought I had married a magpie until I examined the cache box and surrounding ground. ====== It must be a crossing of the eyes!! Reading between the dotted lines and blinking at the spent out dimes, I would rather have a poke in the eye than fork out for a packet of bright and shiny-eyed stick-on's. You can add eye shadow patch to the ever-growing list of ready-made labels. So, keep your dollars in a pocket as it makes better sense to have them there in order to increase your interest rather than lose interest by altering your make-up. Goodness, It looks like I have been in hypher-nation. +++++ You work too hard because you don't get enough time between the pillow and the toast!!! You can go far being pretty You can get by being smart Being pretty and smart is a bonus But just plain pretty smart an onus. Skipping down the Neural Pathway On a Technical Trip. Lighting up the hippos, feel good factor. Big O, Doughnuts and MRI's Pink and blue, Shiagra/viagra PLEASE. Testosterone patch to add to the Patchbatch http://www.pt141.com/femalepassion.html an enlightening link to save embarrasing the neurology dept. To make it all more obscure aparently the big O is something to do with the fifth dimension. However I could not quantify this as I had to sign on, not the dole, to their site and after 16 pages of T&C, terms and conditions and two glasses of wine, I decide to pull out of the agreement. Anyway, it was a shame because it was the fifth dimension I was interested in. Ah vay or Oh well. I did not get the site address because I did a very quick runner and hope I have not compromised myself or Yahoo! Some pithy posts to help a man about a quaff. No need to act the innocent with me. A little bird told me to pass out and drop in. That should be pass in and drop out. Hey dude, where did you get that tat, sorry hat There, I told you not to go to the ear wig shop. That is a piercing look my friend. Be careful not to make a tongue in cheek remark with a face like that. Hey, I bet you never told your Mum about the trip to the Piercing. Sorry I am clean out of pointed remarks. What piercing eyes you have. Oh by the way you blanked out my cursor and I could not see the Bees for the Pees. Bouncing back to the Beez kneez, that is is business.+++ I went up to the Conference and said, "What a big pear you are." The Fag Chemist with a Coughing coffin, who said philanthropy was dead, it is just a drag. ======= Sat. Glossarying over the quacks. ==== Put your foot in it, Butterfish with Socks. Sing something Sinkful. ===== Reading, writing and rythmatic, face the music and look the crochets straight between the semi quavers. Never move into retirement on the same level or you will be singley floored, hurling and awhirling, passing cheek to cheek, glaring eye to eye, beak to beak. Then where would the nest egg be? Buried burrows, brrr. Welcome to Burrow Aquitaine where a Diet of Worms is the fish of the day and the nearby DuckPond has turned into a DuckArk filled with soggy waders.======= Double Nintendo. ====== Life is very precious and should be treasured and lived to the full. Quality of Life is equally important, if not more so, and is meant to be enjoyed to the full and should not be taken away for selfish reasons by other people. ===== Because I get dumb struck and star struck and until inspiration strikes, my words on the street, or graffiti, are filled with starry round inkblobs in the name of poor word recall. I mean Asterinxes. Well, no one said I could spell. ++++ Talking of the cosmos, I am sitting looking through the window of the universe, or into the garden, through the eyes of a star gazer. That is instead of looking through the eyes of a glass glazer. Many years ago a man gazed into my eyes, fitted me out with a pair of visual spectickles and made my life a misery because I could not see through them properly. I came across them today in the store of the Magpie and tried them on for a laugh. Well, Elton John would be proud, they are humungously enormous and blue - the frames that is - and they are a sight for sore eyes. The best part about it is I can actually see through them now quite clearly. To coin a phrase then, the optically illusionist must have been psychic when he made them for me ten years ago. So that is how I can look through a cosmic space and see all thanks to a forward looking eye-sighter. No one said I could not look readiculous in the name of seeing readiculously well. They are fairyfolkals and so I can see stars in the skies as well as see asterinxes on my keyboard. ++++ Oh and I have just spotted that the glass is always cleaner on the other side but that is old hat. +++++ Trust you to get the prong end of the steak. ++++ You cut that a bit fine and now I cannot tie my hair back into a scrunchie moment. That is the last time I let a man, who cannot speak or understand English or me, cut it. ++++ I have just been speaking to a man equally as eerie as me. That should be earry. He knocked on the door wondering why I did not hear him he banged harder until I opened the door. There stood the postman with his MP3 on and there stood I, with mine on also, explaining why I did not hear him. You get used to lip reading when you MP3 all day so we had a good conversation, him listening to Radio 2 and me listening to Blondie's In the Flesh both nodding and smiling whilst talking about the weather, which happens to not be Atomic at all!!====== No wonder you never get your work done if you have a 10 minute break every five minutes!!!! ++++ Thyme consuming and Oreganoisations. Tarragon off and pass on the Parsley.++++ Don't forget to mind your Please and Thanques. +++ Weevil come, weevil go. +++ As thick as a fleasouper and as thin as moth broth. +++==== Never mind losing the bottle, the cap is always there as a reminder. No matter what is left, staring you in the face, your head will not let you forget. +++===== This one is not a patch on the rest of the pack. It is a growth patch. Apparently it is a pen and is for use in the bedroom. Sound like the writing is on the wall for romance because you have to buy yet another patch batch pack. For once I can say I am glad I am not a men when you are told you need a pencil to draw yourself upright in order to prolong your relationship. Think I will come back as a cow in the next life and just say for now, Pull the udder one. Old pen, new ink and the black and white can be spiced up to be colourful. I wonder what shade the pencil patch sketches, maybe it just waxes mirically.++++++ Hang on for the sake of falling clover+++ Kissmet, Kissmiss or Kiss'n'make-up? Who can say? Maybe a prophylactic Prophet or a sweaty Seer. Whatever, it will be hot news on everyone's lips.==== I have just been accused of making something out of nothing, whatever that means. When I make Something out of nothing is it a paradox, a parody, paranormal or just plain paramazing.+++ At this time of year it seems hard to swallow when you see moth drops. I had an accute spell of window lean today which was nothing to do with the cough drops emitted after spotting moth drops on said visage pane. What about cryptohitter a malapropped grave robber. Or a hippocritter - A groovy animal. A hippodrohmmm where both can be found wandering around listening to music. Or where contemplative hipos go to say ohmmm. There are only ex many way you can play something so why are there all these airs on a G String. How do you get rid of a bleeding mole? With care. You drown it with calamine and it just becomes a beautiful blob on the body's landscape. +++ A Dawn bat out of hell or A turbulent early morning mamillarian flittermouse flight of fantasy. Did you know that organized carrots are female. Well, organic carrots have hairs and are untidy but it has to be said that they are tastier. What does that say? That I know nothing about men or geneticism? No, that I would rather be an organic carrot than a woman. At least no one would moan at me or complain about my hair. ++++ ==== This may be plagerised but it is certainly true an a reminder of the day's events. "You are never alone with a Mobile phone." Choose what you say, they're here to stay. So who needs a dining partner when you can whisper sweet nothings into your hand messenger. ===== One day, you are going to goad too far. So tease me alone and don't goad down that route. NEC. No that is not the National Exhibition Centre acronym it is the Not Easy to Clean one. Everything should have it on at the point of purchase to save hours of non-ecological cleaning due to extra detergent and elbow grease and hot water. Talking of econobee and ecology, I don't have a tubumble drier because I watched the meter wizzing around one day whilst the tubumble drier was working. The wheel was going around at a rate of watts. Just the ticket for a Firetrap. Always read the label as it seems a Firetrap is not waterproof. What the eyes did not see the skin did not feel. True, the Firetrap was pelted with rain and is still a leather coat of many contours. A shirty, pressing, long-bone of indentation. Laugh, I could cry being creased up double and folded over. Not me it is because a pressing matter occured twice without supervision so now where once there was a neat press now there are more tramlines than in Trilby Manhaton's ploughed field. However, my Bi's, Tri's and quad's are more well defined than his and the shirts have come into the folds that I wanted them in. ++++ The Deed is done and I am totally up the Pole without any grease. A very sticky place to be like up the beak without any gaggle or even up the leak without any lagging. Not a peg to hang on. ===== Condensation is only indoor Dew. Would you like a room with two Singles, one Double or King-sized, Madame? Oh, definitely King-sized bed bugs please. ===== Synchronised surfing? Can't see the wave for the seas. Diminishing Republic East side Shoe bar, Chew bar, You bar, Use'bah or even yews bah. A sheep treat - Ewebar Tapas with sheep dips. Ask an overdressed cocktail stick waitress out for quaff and quack at The Old Nibble 'n' Blink and experience a mutton joint dressed as Lamb chopsticks - A bite to remember with both Cherrie Young and Olive Old, oh, melon but no lice - shaved and not furred. +++++ What is the difference between a fine toothed comb and a cock's comb? +++++ The origins of a Chinese Takeaway. Matahari tells all. ======= I have adapted to everyone's ill health so why can no one add apt to my good health.++++ In bonding we can have pigpie with mageon and a dash of romance. Just hope the crusts are rough puff. You can learn something from an innovative sparrow performance. ++++ Clothes - tubumbled dry. All that glistens is not gold. Just because you can see your face in it does not make it a mirror. ++++ Remember glue pegs. You get days like that. ++++ It is all hanging in the valance. It has been a sheet drying day, well was until the wind dropped and so did the rain. ++++ Well I'm on my third Guinness on Mywasteofspace, sobering thoughts +++ Ghanaing my friendship, well it beggars belief. ++++ Bareback rides in hoodies. I know life starts at fifty but don't want the coat robbed from my back. Maybe I am a sweet smelling buy. ++++ I know I am a good little scrubber and rubber but there is no need to make me hot under the colar by hiding the ipso dipso brush stroker. ===== A thought is an unspoken action until it is out in the open or on paper. Then it becomes a naked catalyst for visible inspiration or action. ===== Washing in sequins. ===== It is absolutely naked snailing down here. Soft, wet and without a hard crust. Actually it is sleet with and identity crisis. ++++ Today I am typslexic and slepped spelled like so. Waulty firing probably only firing on three. ==== Is it Ok to bear a Fudge, if you cannot bear a grudge? Sounds like it is pouring plastic bags. ++++ Leaving no tone unturned, that is unheard of. ==== Remember all those patches, well there is an irritating one called cabbage patch rash. That is worse than prickly heat because it was induced by Winter Green, whatever that is. +++++ From a dream I had last night. This is what a friend in Goa said. "It has been such a bad year for me that I have been to the second vowel of Double U. ====== I doesn't matter how hard you scratch you will never get down to or below the surface. +++++ When you are old and working, remember to buy bi-focal reading glasses. Well, if you listened to my sister about her computer screen distance and the trouble she has moving it back and forth===== Just my luck. If this is the last straw then why have I drawn the short one? Typical! ++++ I said STRIM around the edges and not SKIM around them. It gets up my nozzel! Who said something about equality? certainly not up this street! Just talking about India to a freind and told him to go to a vegetation restaurant! Well he is rather laid back. === Well, actually after a closer look I put vegetation restraint. It could have been the vino tinto, tiredness or the stupid keys have moved.++++ Never argue or fall out with he who has the remote control panel on his side. ===== Hear of corn on the cob? Well, hear about corn on the hob. === Henrietta was enraged when she heard her cousin was going for hippo-suction just because her well empowered partner said that she was fat. Huh, wait til he is old and becomes a linoed rhino. Henrietta decided not to contemplate her naval ratings anymore because it made her lose her way in the black hole of space and time. Ohmmmm. +++ The runaway carrot and the vetegarian squirel a partnership made in heaven knows where. Maybe he will get the brush off later. ===== There's no broom on the verge, perhaps it was given the brush off.++ I'm standing here on the verge of a break through so I thought I would give you a tinkle. ===== Fields of chestnut mushrooms in May.++ Abundant Rape.++ Along the route they saw abundant nettles for gel and other medicinal plants.+++ ===== Just because you are not wearing your extra sensory perfection does not mean you have to be brain deaf!++++ Take care and put the frighteners on. See if I scare. +++ I will have to come clean. I put too much weight on top of the washing machine and broke its suspenders. "Darling, the sunspension has gone and so has the guarantee." Its all hanging in rinse hold suspension until I press the right button to get it into a spin, then the money will have been well and truely laundered. Well, just for a change, I forgot to cheque the shirt pockets for dirty fivers. ===== I must have a thing about oats. Today we had fussion bonded and embedded oats at that, what a bind it is to be a scrubber tied to the bed of a pan. +++ Yea, yea, that is the last time I forget my oats, just cool the whole thing off and make it a rice occasion instead. ++++ There could be a grain of youth to be had there. ===== A few Asparagus tips. Never prepare asparagus if you have a short fuse, sausage fingers, long nails and not much time. Better still, don't buy it at all! ++++====== The well dressed chairs' lounge where skirts blew in the wind and butterflies battled with tablecloths. ++++ Toad in the hole in the ground? No it was just a toad doing a quick frogmarch on the floor of the seated ladies toilet. A quick kiss was out of the question because we were only on peeking rather than pecking terms. ===== Nattily-dressed in a Moss Bros feather-lined cloak, the cocky but peckadilous Robin Rouge Breast met his genteel English cousin, Tillie Tan-Tummy, sur le Route de Bon Nestle whereon he presented her with a Cuckoo Pint pistil. “Where did you get that cloak?” Tilly enquired. Robin cocked his head in thought and said, “Ah, I remember now, it was on New Pond Street. I bought it in the Winter Sales for just ten Pecks.” ++++++ They sat within Cuckoo spitting distance of the Choral Chambers on Tweeters Corner near the Branch Line on Bow Tweat at an establishment called the Royal Yolk & Crow's Bar. The happy pair nibbled cornquake croissants and quaffed freshly-pressed Ryegrass juice. ++++ Nice tum, shame about the waist. ====== It struck me that if I had a belated pat on the back would it be classed as a payment in arrears or just a back payment.++++ If it was a baboon with a deservedly stung rear member would that be payback time++++ It must have been the numb-dinger/humm stinger of a sting which caused the buzz because the culprit was a Bumble Bee.+++ Let us pray that it is on a knee to toe basis.==== You don't have much to say for yourself which speaks volumes so you cannot be very profilogenic. ++++ Clever aren't we! You have so much to say about yourself that you must be a prolific profilogenic professer. ===== Hugh and I - The pair of us Hue and cry - causing a big fuss phew and sigh - with valid reactions hue and dye - about colourful words. ++++ You would be seeing red too if you tracked the read changes only to have the whole lot go black, then white, freeze up, crash and then die. Well, hibernate actually. ++++ Is pollenate to eat pollen with bad grammar. ==== Beryl's love-filled Hummbox or Buzzbox?+++ Tooth-extraction, horizontally cut off without a filling+++ To Bee or not to Buzzbee An unstung hero.++++==== Chief/Head chopper & carrot top washer - and a can opening unfit for a Prince. ++++ There is no accounting for Waste. ++++ How to get into the O zone, just have a refuse collection contract or air your dirty laundry in public.===== An old chat up line and cutting rejoinder - Crushing Bore. "Do you come here often?." Cutting edge rejoinder. "As often as you want me to."++++ An egotesting friend enlightened me about his credentials by saying, "And just to prove it, I have expansive testimonials I can show you." "oh really, I think you are as shrunk as a skunk, personally." Well, it was a sobering thought. ======= The Steam Room - a place where a natural mode of tickling unwanted particles out of a System is used. The Printing Press - an iron machine solely made of plates for filling sheets with lines. The Pressing machine - another machine solely using a plate for pressing the lines and rucks out of sheets and, coincidentally, paper backed books. Well not all presses run smoothly. And so a book filled with rucked sheets naturally needs Pressing but not incorporating any particular Steam System.++++ A Speck-maker - A fully loaded chalk stick for the slap dash covering of slates with optical contusions of gandering material. A Speck-taker - A rubber to ease the dashes of contusion for optically clean slates of gandering perfection++++ ==== A pedestrial crossing is a crossroads for pedestrians - well, it is now.++++ "Hard day in the coppice, dear?" "Yes, I was given the chop." "Ah well, then it would be." "Yes, and I never saw it coming!" "That leaves a lot to be desired." "Never mind, I can always cut my losses and branch out into pastures new." "Well, just make sure it is not into agroculture" "No I would go into cross-fertilization." "Do you think you are grown up enough for that yet?" "Oh, for goodness sake, will you stop sprouting on. And don't worry, I will keep my feet firmly planted on the ground!" "Sorry, I will just leaf you alone then. Apologies for the corn!" ++++ Attention Deposit Disorder - banking on losing the whole plot. ====== Whenever you give me the pip it cuts to the core. Well I ate a barren apple today calling out to be given the pip. The core had a central fugue and was badly-pipped by the skin of the beef. --- Yes, I know it does not make sense but it is two thoughts for food to get my teeth into so there is no need to get lar-de-dar. Stick that on your bread and butter it or stuff that in the pig and smoke it. ==== Deathwish beetle.++++ Kamikaze cockroach++++ Rhode's Island Roads - light-changing crossroads.++++ If the laws are unwritten then how can you read them ++++ When you are on the move or on the bend, don't forget to carry a pen because you never know what is going to hit you, especially when the blood/adrenalin rushes to the brain. It could be inspiration.++++ Wash your mind out with hope and have a good gargoyle with soapstone.+++ That could gorgonize you into impaction.+++ Sorry about this. The plumber said to the basin, "If you don't stop dripping on, I will beat the tap out of you!" ++++ I might be just a leaf on a tree in the grand scheme of forests but a branch without leaves is dead wood in a leafy landscape. So although I am small I am not insignificant and deserve the courtesies bestowed on the branch manager. Would you give me the courtesy of answering my trunk calls then.===== The book almost has a spine now so it virtually all done and dust covered!====== An Enchantasy - just an innocent fantasy.===== I'm steel steaming and need to keep a handle on things. It must be made in heaven knows where but it is enough to make you spit and sweat hobs. (Sorry this is not derogatory but a reminder of a steamy night - the first of many.) +++++ A Melter swelter? ===== Root treatment - a therapy for reconnecting to Mother Earth.++++ Route march - a wild sidewalk to get re-connected to whence you branched off at the 'four wents' you came from.++++ Camel Khazoo. Drummerdory pipe music! ++++. Mouse pad - a small rodedential residency.++++ I'm just going to lilo and go with the flow. ==== Retirement - an extra eight hours of your life to waste at your computer at your expense.++++ Get a knife and while you are at it, fillet to the full. ++++ Dragon 8 - People 4 No reason - No contest.++++, No rime, no season!+++++ Iron Kaput - flat broke.+++++ Red, black and write all over. Extensive Power scribing.++++ Next job, edit Henrietta Hippo-Potbellymus (thought-filled made-up name change), the lapsed water cow - a long and dialogical tusk. Now it is down it cannot be ducked.++++ You had better duck down as inspiration has struck me numb. 'Hippo-pottummymus' - I knew it would come if I diddled around. Yes, I know, nearly as bad as Tilly TanTum. It is enough to give you belly ache.++++ It is pouring outside and I am covered with warm summer percipitation - it makes me see red. although it could be a hot blush.++++ Broken Vino tinto glasses, make you feel sunblind drunk. No doubt rosee tinted ones would do that too!++++ I would rather be remembered for my picks than my locks or for my tics and not my mozzies++++ Oh no, what a eggseemingly bad mess. The pancake missed the pan.++++ You'll never know your duck in a gaggle ++++ Leave me a drunk photo comet and I will be picturesquiffy starstruck ==== It could be the last camel that broke the short straw, and it sucks too!==== What is the difference between selected and assorted? - it depends on who is picking and who is receiving! A choice of being spoiled or spoilt! Enter the straw the camel did not break.+++ A repeat I think. Stick to the straight and narrow and not the bowed and arrowed.++++ What is multi tasking? Tasks auguring well and without going around in circles – a good vibrational indication of progress. I wish!++++ Parodies lost - you really were not joking then.==== Global worming - Opening a hot can of worms ==== We are born onto the Ferris Wheel of life. We turn helter skelter and when we have been on the merry go round we end up with the treadmill meal-ticket. So are we born to go around in circles or has evolution just turned full circle or did we just forget how to get out of the unfairground.==== On-line, cutting edge Surgical spirit - a ghost's chance of having a straight skinfull.+++ Actually it is a review by the skullboner in addition to the book worm turner.==== A chip off the old Wok - hot, tossed potato flips.==== Barking up the wrong tree, it is enough to lead you up the garden path. However, it is a good thing to have a neighbourly nose at two men dealing out the chips onto the green and not ditching the dirt down the drive-in range. And all for the sake of Erika and Heather.++++ I won't be kneading an out-dated nan. Well, an 18 year old nan is not only half-baked, flat as a pancake but also a real mix of trouble. That should be out of date Naan not a non-conscious of fashion gran lurking in a storage cupboard.==== Ack Acker bill is back in the garden. Unfortunately it is not tuneful, it is just Robin singing in the Wren because they spend too long doing rhyme together. He has a musical intensity crisis. ++++ Prism and rime - Three sided flake heralding a chilling time.===== Oh dear, oh dear, odour! I will not have any happy smelleries of you now.++++ Gerry/Jimmy Jeraphneck. Gerry Graffiti Georgy Raffiti++++ I'm not causing the effect of another stir or dish dirtying. You can lick it or lump it.++++ A twist of lemon on the Old School of Caught and Boiled off the Old Bone of Convection. Hob Nobbing with the Hob knobs, Toiling and Boiling, Whisk Whiring and Spoon Stiring "Keep young and beautiful if you want to be gloved - in rubber and tangled in a web." +++ A fork in the tail meant that a gulp became a swallow. Therefore there are now no flies on me but if the tales are right then it is going to rain on my back yard. I don't have a parade so there is nothing to show for it.++++ Geronimo Giraffneck A Tall Tale of a critter with high standards and squares routed right up passed his four legs! ++++ Egrets, I've had a few, but then with legs too long to lengthen.++++ Welcome to my Rubbery. The place where mistakes get nipped in the bud. ==== 31/08/08 and Autumn is here. Never mind, Spring will soon be in the air. Then there will be some scents of something eggseedingly bad about to occur - Pollonic Irritation. +++++ Emblemolic Crashing - A sign of flagging waves. ++++ The Martins dropped in to say 'Hello' whilst they waited for their passports so they could fly down to sunnier climes. And just to prove why they leave, it rained on their parade and fly-by's at which point they decided to break ranks and depart without relevant travel flockumentation before the rheum closed in on the ranks.++++ If One Swallow Does Not a Summer Make, then what does a thousand of them arriving in September mean. Maybe we are in for an Indian Supper or even Summer because they sure were conspicuous by their absence from May til September began.++++ We are expecting a parting of the Martins.++++ I am under a lot of evocation here and it goes back to the past Primordial pot pouri. ==== If nothing lasts forever then why does it constantly rain, on an off, intermittently, always? ==== If I were a Flittermouse then right now I would be a bat, clean without hail. However, I am not so I salute my self for putting up with those who waste my time wanting me to make a salute. Pah, one came to hand but I was too ladylike to action it.+++++ Hail blazing - Cold hard winter precipitation in the Summer.++++ Doughnut Roundabout quandry - A ring in the crossroad puzzle.++++ A hazy profile picture - a fublur photo.+++ A Chinese quack shot in the park - Crispy Duck for the picnic dinner!+++++ Mind your own Beezneez and don't ask where the Humble Nectar is.++++ ====== I don't do comments on photos if I am unsure of the owner. So. What is a Bar without drinks? One you have been to. Or a dry ballet prop. Could be one with dry rot. One you have visited too often!! +++ Remember hung dry fried fruit bats. YUK.+++ Ruwen Roarwell. Rory Roarwell. ==== A Bah Beakon to lead into the wild Moo Yonder+++ I’ve done this before so I will do it again because I did not learn from the first time.++++ Have you taken your earmoans so that you can sleep in peace.++++ It serviettes you well but does nothing to attract the hard of hearing.++++ Heart-felt throb, good vibrations.++++ The boosters are in the roosters so there is nothing worth crowing about.++++ Deaf, drum and blind drunk.++++ Globe vibrations – I’m all spun up and hung over.++++ There was a sickening thud as the woofers beat the tweaters.++++ Stunned to stone dumb silence.++++ The DJ was tune lightening as the MS.++++ Thanks to the sing or grunt I am now beaten beef deaf as I herd it all beefore.++++ She asked me not to mention her name in case it fell on deaf ears.++++ The beaker was out-glasssed.++++ Cheers my ears. There was a thundering clap as the clapper kissed his belle.++++ Hysteria follows Heavy Mental Music +++ The tooth fairy gave up the gummy ghost of a smile.++++ The speaker coughed and fell from grace as the mutter turned to splutter++++ I cannot remember how you spell those words with silent letters. That is probably because you don’t hear them. ++++ I am just underlined to accentuate my eye wrings++++ I am not wrinkled it us just that I have accentuated underliner.++++ Greetings to a hard of hearing geriatric just leaving a disco. “Good Ear Moaning, Hope you are as sound as a pound under your B flat cap.” ===== I hope you are not displodged now I have just spotted you.++++ Consendation - Deigning to have a damp strain of thought.++++ Each book has the same amount of print in, it is just that some of it is in the wrong place - this makes it a dis-print - well it would if you had a cold!+++ Something I overheard, which I thought amusing, but then, hey!! A young girl said to her sister, "If I was more inteligent, I would be insulted." This was in response to something her sister had said to her which I assume was not nice. I roared with laughter and passed this remark on to people but it seems no one else can understand it.+++++ Will you get to the point and stop making a prong and lance about the whole thing! ====== Nice shoe, Shame about the lace.++++ Sorry about this. A holy shrine - Tomb with a view.++++ Elbows on knees - Fiddlers on benders.+++ Root treatment - a therapy for reconnecting to Mother Earth especially when you trip on one. Spa Therapy - A slap and dash therapy for hitting the calf with the hipbath in a room with a bruise. ++++ We gave you a cursorial glance and opened up your horizons when we clicked! ==== I am speaking from the bottom of my soul said the tongue in the shoe. I opened my zip and put my foot on my tongue - a feat of contortion and my undoing. ===== A rabbit with a poorly leg bobbles along. A Human with a poorly leg hobbles along. A Human with a rabit's foot Hobble, Bobble and Bunny rabble's along++++ Di, re and Pro. Not a type of furniture just a gression in differing immensities.++++ The book seems to be in Polo Condition - you know, mint with a flaw in ++++ This was inspired by a friend's photo on WAYNE MALE. (It was one of those fluke photos with his head superimposed over the bush.) My friend is sitting in front of two hanging carpets and behind him, wedged between the carpets, is a huge scruffy bush or bushy plant. I expect he will never speak to me again but it is nice to get inspiration - sort of brush coax. This is what I raked off the top of my head to say to him!!! "You went over the top with back-combing and now you are trying to brush it under the carpet! ++++ Egg on your face, well the mouth opened and out came, "Tidly Tosh has joined the Mile High Club." Then came some strange looks and because I am quite sensitive at times I asked, "Have I said something wrong?" They gave me a quizical look and asked whether I knew what the mile high club was so I said that it was anyone who had flown because that was a mile up. Then I had the real meaning and, Oh my goodness, if I had not had brain surgery then I would have fallen through the huge hole in the floor but I had the surgery and just shrugged it off by looking totally smacked in the tooth fairy's department, smiled innocently, which of course I was, then thanked them for the explanation. I pointed out that it was my one new thing a day learned for the day and not a blush passed my red hot-flushed cheeks. I must remember that and treat every situation with aplomb in the mouth department. Oh and as for reverse psychology, well I have become a dab hand at that from Customs officers to officious train inspectors, I can cool them all!+++++ A fit and healthy Hare would give you a run for your money. One with a cold would give you a run for your bunny.+++++ For those who wish to be joined in holy doormatrimoney-problems here is the link. www.bedfordshire.gov.uk/AdviceAndBenefits/RegistrationOfBirthsMarriagesAndDeaths/WeddingOrCivilPartnershipRegistration. If you get through it then well done and Good luck. +++++ ====== "I have no claws for complaint," said the Hermit crab bluntly. "Now, hurry up and make it snappy because I must nip off now before I become a shadow of my former shell."+++++ Well if you must put your eggs into one basket and one trolly at the same time then you will get into a right pancake.+++++ ===== Confusion - Perplexed Colourful confusion - purple exe'd Colourful contusion - Purp