[Reposted for Mr. Bad & McLovin. And you.]
Ode to Boobs
Dear boobs, dearest boobs
Thanks for all you've done
You've helped me get out of trouble
And into lots of fun
You're always there for me
You always lead the way
You rock, thanks again
For hanging out with me every day
You two are pretty cool
I'm sure others would agree
As long as you both know
How much you mean to me
Yay, boobs!