NOT HORNY
A trucker who has been out on the
road for three weeks stops into a
brothel outside Vegas. He walks
straight up to the Madam, drops
down $500 and says, "I want
your ugliest woman and a bologna
sandwich!!!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir,
for that kind of money you could
have one of my finest ladies and a
three-course meal."
The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart,
I ain't horny, I'm homesick."
