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The new girl at work has a thing for me, I think... Ive been known to be wrong about these things before. Maybe she's just really, really flirty. Today, she had to squeeze behind me, and the counter, and there isnt much room, so she literally squeezed between us. Well, being such a tight fit, naturally she brushed against my backside, no biggie. But then she turned around looked at me and said "wow"
And at first, I thought she thought I had grabbed at her or something, and before I got the chance to say anything she leans in and tells me Ive got a firm ass (like I needed her to inform me of that fact :P) Well for the rest of the night, she's poking at my buttcheek, making comments, etc etc etc... I dont really mind it, its not that big a deal to me. I got her the job there, she's someone I knew "socially" for a bit before and told me she was looking for a different job. Im on my way out from there, and figured they would be looking for a replacement.
Tomorrow I have to work ALL day and night with her, so Im just wondering. Should I just wear baggyier jeans, or start playing slap ass with her too?
