tequila's blog: "Naughty Nursery Rhymes"

Mary had a little lamb she tied him to a heater he lifted his leg and took a piss and fried his little peter.

Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty fucked her some more, All the kings horses and all the kings men, Bent the bitch over and fucked her again.

Spider, spider on the wall. Ain't you got no sense at all? Can't you see the walls been plastered? Now you're stuck you silly bastard

My friend Billy Had a ten foot willy, He showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake And hit it with a rake And now its only 4 ft 4.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cos Jill's a ****** tranny.

Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass Now two of his front teeth are missing

Jack and Jill went up the hill For just an itty bitty. Jill’s now two months overdue, And Jack has left the city

Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her ...... (but she didn't wear that one very often)

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill And now there's little Franky

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn.