tequila's blog: "Naughty Nursery Rhymes"

Mary had a little lamb & tied it to a pylon a 1000 volts shot up its ass & turned it into nylon

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a bench Rolling a Joint In the park. Along came a spider and sat down beside her and said "Busted Bitch, I'm a nark"

Old Mother Hubbard Went to her cupboard To get her poor doggie a bone. But when she bent over Old Rover drove her And got a bone of his own.