All right, so this is my position on women's underwear in relation to men. Before you read the next few lines and just freak out, let me assure you that once you read the full deal, you'll understand and more than likely agree.
First and foremost, women's underwear is phenomenal and great, for men that is. What? Yeah that's right, I said for men! They have all the benefits of both boxers and briefs, and none of the faults. I really wish I could wear women's underwear as the daily thing but well, society doesn't think it to be "right."
Why do I say this? Well I want to tell you a little story.
One summer, of 2001, some friends of mine and I were bored, sitting around as little freshmen in high school in the blazing heat. It was very hot that summer, so we decided to play truth or dare, as lame as it was it deemed to be a very fun game.
We played truth or dare and I picked dare. My dare was, of course, to wear a set of women's panties and a bra, and go outside. So hey what's the big deal, fine, I'll do it.
Omg talk about heaven! When I put those purple bikinis on it was, amazing. Now the reason is this, see, when you wear briefs, it tends to get real musky, sweaty, and there isn't much airation down there. Not to mention that the inlinings dig into your thighs which can be very uncomfortable.
But you say wear boxers, right? Well here's the problem with boxers, sure, you have your bit of air there and all, but if you run, your package smacks all over teh damn place, slap slappity slap slap into your thighs. It gets painful after a while dammit.
And boxer briefs are just beyond uncomfortable altogether.
So, these panties, were great! They kept Kong and the package all nice and cupped, yet at the same time, I could run all I want and there was no slapping of my shaboing boing and bonkers. On top of which, despite being very nicely kept, there was plenty of air.
The bra I could do without, ladies I have a new respect for women with large breasts, bras can get painful lol.
But yeah, that's my position on women's underwear. Sure, many of you think I'm a goof and a nutcase, but believe me, as surprising as it is, women got it good!
-Beefy
