Kimberly's blog: "My past lives"

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailin' man, the Skipper brave and sure, five passengers set sail that day, for a three hour tour, a three hour tour. The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew the Minnow would be lost. The Minnow would be lost. The ship aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle with Gilligan, the Skipper too. A millionaire and his wife, a movie star, the proffessor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle. (Ending verse) So this is the tale of our castaways, there here for a long long time. They'll have to make the best of things, it's an uphill climb. The first mate and his Skipper too will do their very best, to make the others comf'terble in their tropic island nest. No phone ,no lights, no motor car, not a single luxury like Robinson Crusoe it's primitive as can be. So join us here each week my friends, you're sure to get a smile, from seven stranded castaways here on Gilligan's Isle!

#114 - "Jeannie At the Piano" Jeannie makes a piano that Tony is playing magical so that he plays like Chopin. Everyone is so impressed that Gen. Schaeffer puts him on a concert tour. ___ #115 - "Djinn, Djinn the Pied Piper" General Schaeffer meets Jeannie's genie-dog and wants Djinn Djinn to meet his Great Dane, Jupiter as well as compete in a show. ___ #116 - "Guess Who's Going to be a Bride? (Part 1)" Tony refuses the wish of Jeannie to be his bride, causing her to leave him forever. ___ #117 - "Guess Who's Going to be a Bride? (Part 2)" Tony risks everything to find Jeannie and asks for her hand in marriage. ___ #118 - "Jeannie's Beauty Cream" Amanda Bellows complains to Jeannie that the sun makes her face all leathery, so Jeannie gives her some genie cream. Amanda applies some and her face transforms into that of a hot young woman. Guest stars Harold Gould. ___ #119 - "Jeannie and the Bachelor Party" Roger and Dr. Bellows plan to throw Tony a wild bachelor party. ___ #120 - "The Blood of Jeannie" Jeannie needs a blood test before she marries Tony. Unfortunately, genies have blood that is red and green. ___ #121 - "See You In C-U-B-A" While Tony is testing an experimental flight to Puerto Rico, he and Roger both get blinked to Cuba where Tony is captured by a Cuban militant. Guest stars Farrah Fawcett and Howard Morton. ___ #122 - "The Mad Home Wrecker" The Bellows' chip in to redecorate Tony's entire house in mod decor. ___ #123 - "Uncle A Go-Go" Jeannie's Uncles Azmire and Vasmir both arrive to approve of her Tony. ___ #124 - "The Wedding" Jeannie tells Tony that genies don't show up on film so much of their wedding entails avoiding photographs. ___ #125 - "My Sister, the Homewrecker" Jeannie's sister returns with the intentions of breaking up Jeannie's marriage to Tony. Guest stars Michael Ansara and Farrah Fawcett. ___ #126 - "Jeannie, the Matchmaker" Roger is fixed up by Jeannie and a computer dating service with a woman named Laverne. Meanwhile, Tony hooks Roger up with the general's visiting niece. ___ #127 - "Never Put A Genie on a Budget" Tony put Jeannie on a budget and Jeannie, in turn, rebels by becoming the most frugal, penny-pinching wife the night he is to entertain a Soviet cosmonaut. ___ #128 - "Please Don't Give My Jeannie No More Wine" Tony and Jeannie arrive at the Bellows' home for dinner with a bottle of wine that Jeannie has blinked up. The wine turns the Bellows invisible leaving Tony and Jeannie to act naturally while trying to find a solution quick. ___ #129 - "One of Our Hotels is Growing" Roger's hotel reservations in Los Angeles do not go through leaving the gang to stay on the newly blinked 13th floor. The remainder of the trip is spent keeping the Bellow and hotel staff from learning about the non-existent floor. ___ #130 - "The Solid Gold Jeannie" Tony, Roger and Commander Wingate spend 3 weeks in quarantine after a successful mission. Jeannie disguises herself as a gold trophy so she can be near her husband but then accidentally takes a sleeping pill forcing Tony to hide his life-sized, passed out, gold statue. ___ #131 - "Mrs. Djinn Djinn" Djinn Djinn brings a magic female poodle home as she is expecting their puppies. Roger jumps to conclusion and things that Tony is the one who will become a father. ___ #132 - "Jeannie and the Curious Kid" Tony baby-sits the Bellows' nephew Melvin. He steals Jeannie's bottle with her in it and takes it back to his aunt and uncle's home and then dumps Jeannie into a sherry bottle. ___ #133 - "Jeannie, The Recording Secretary" Jeannie attends her first meeting of the Officer's Wives Association where she's voted the recording secretary and she learns about the upcoming Good Husband Award. Tony is scheduled to test a new sleeping pill in a capsule simulator so Jeannie takes advantage and has his zombie-like body doing household chores so he can win the award. ___ #134 - "Help, Help a Shark" Tony ruins General Schaeffer's chance of winning a game of pool Êagainst his long-time rival General Fitzhugh. To avenge General Schaeffer, and avoid being sent to the North Pole as punishment, Tony must play against General Fitzhugh and win. Guest stars Jim Backus. ___ #135 - "Eternally Yours, Jeannie" Jeannie tests Tony's loyalty by disguising herself as his high school love. Confusion ensues as his sweetheart decides to visit him at the same time. ___ #136 - "An Astronaut in Sheep's Clothing" For Tony and Jeannie's 6-month anniversary, he explains that he'd prefer that she made him a gift instead of blinking him one. So Jeannie brings in a Tibetan cashmere sheep to make Tony a beautiful sweater. Guest stars Don Dubbins. ___ #137 - "Hurricane Jeannie" A hurricane forces Dr. Bellows and Roger to stay at Tony's house for the night. The electricity and telephones are out making Dr. Bellows suspicious to how he is served a hot dinner and how Tony is able to use a telephone to help a pair of astronauts land. ___ #138 - "One Jeannie Beats Four of a Kind" Dr. Bellows and General Schaeffer are suspicious that Tony is a con artist when he beats Roger, a state senator and themselves in a poker game. ___ #139 - "My Master, the Chili King" Tony's cousin visits and convinces Jeannie to invest a lot of money in his homemade chili.

#88 - "U.F.Oh Jeannie" Tony and Roger test an experimental UFOish-looking aircraft high in the Floridian sky. ÊJeannie pops in for a visit and messes up the machine's calibration forcing them to land off course. Upon landing, Tony and Roger are attacked by hillbillies who believe they are Martians. ___ #89 - "Jeannie and the Wild Pipchicks" Tony and Dr. Bellows taste the Pipchick candy sent to Jeannie by her mother only to find they now have superhuman strength. When they ask Jeannie to find out the ingredients, her mother makes a few changes to release the inhibitions of whoever eats the candy. ___ #90 - "Tomorrow is Not Another Day" Jeannie blinks up a newspaper for Tony but accidentally gives him the next day's paper. After reading the headline, "Astronaut Breaks Leg in Accident," Tony and Jeannie try to find Roger to warn him that one of them is going to get hurt. ___ #91 - "Abdullah" Jeannie is caring for her baby nephew Little Abdullah. She leaves unexpectedly the next day and Tony is home sick so Roger is left to care for the baby. Guest stars Jack Riley. ___ #92 - "The Used Car Salesman" Jeannie brings Tony's banded up car into a used car salesman for money. He gives her a small offer and then claims to be such an honest person that if Jeannie did catch him in a lie, he's tell it to the whole world. ___ #93 - "Djinn Djinn Go Home" A scruffy little dog appears at Tony's house, turns invisible, and attacks Tony, ripping his uniform to shreds. A delighted Jeannie explains that the dog is her beloved Djinn Djinn and now Tony must get Amanda - who was witness to Tony's attack, uninterested in the magic dog. ___ #94 - "The Strongest Man in the World" Tony "One-Punch" Nelson competes against the champ, Killer Culligan during the Heavyweight Championships of the Armed Forces. ___ #95 - "Indispensable Jeannie" Tony and Roger test their compatibility for one week in a house that Jeannie has set to respond to their every wish. ___ #96 - "Jeannie and the Top Secret" Jeannie's plans to celebrate her third anniversary as Tony's genie are ruined by Dr. Bellows' top secret mission. ___ #97 - "How to Marry an Astronaut" Jeannie's sister attempts to woo Roger into marrying her. Tony, however, is suspicious of her intentions and tries to save Roger from a huge mistake. ___ #98 - "Dr. Bellow Goes Sane" Dr. Bellows's wild report on Tony prompts General Peterson to hire another psychiatrist to analyze Dr. Bellows. ___ #99 - "Jeannie, My Guru" Suzy, the daughter of Tony's new boss and neighbor, General Schaeffer, uses Tony's house for a mod party so that her father doesn't see her beatnik boyfriend, Harold. ___ #100 - "The Case of My Vanishing Master, (Part 1)" Dr. Bellows sends Tony to a secret location to finish working on the Apollo 12 capsule. Unbeknownst to Tony, another agent who has been altered to look like Tony, takes over for him at work and at home confusing Jeannie to her master's strange behavior. ___ #101 - "The Case of My Vanishing Master, (Part 2)" Tony's double tells Dr. Bellows about the strange goings-on at Tony's home. The real Tony warns Roger about the fake one and Roger in turn warns Jeannie. ___ #102 - "Ride 'Em Astronaut" Jeannie is the one millionth customer to shop at Food City and is crowned Queen of the Supermarket. As part of her prize, Jeannie is made Queen of the Cocoa Beach Rodeo where she will receive a date with the winner of the rodeo. ___ #103 - "Invisible House for Sale" Tony learns that Jeannie has put his house on the market when the wife of a co-worker announces her plans to buy it. ___ #104 - "Jeannie, The Governor's Wife" Jeannie decides that Tony should run for governor and proceeds to campaign on his behalf. ___ #105 - "Is There a Doctor in the House?" Jeannie learns that her mother, who doesn't like Tony, played a nasty trick on him in which he nods off to sleep uncontrollably. ___ #106 - "The Biggest Star in Hollywood" Gary Owens and George Schlatter, the producer of Laugh-In see what they believe is a magic trick performed by Jeannie and insist on having her on their show. Guest stars Sid Melton. ___ #107 - "Porcelain Puppy" Jeannie accidentally changes her dog Djinn Djinn into porcelain and can't undo it. Amanda Bellows discovers the dog, brings it to an art expert who claims it is worth almost a million dollars. ___ #108 - "Jeannie for the Defense" Tony gets arrested while on a fishing trip for supposedly running down locals at a gas station. Jeannie come to the rescue proving the victims are lying. Guest stars Dick Sargent, Ann Morgan Guilbert and J. Pat O'Malley. ___ #109 - "Nobody Loves a Fat Astronaut" Jeannie's sister sabotages Tony so that Dr. Bellows will deem him unfit for a mission to the moon. When her plan doesn't work, she makes Tony put on 150 pounds. ___ #110 - "Around the World in 80 Blinks" Roger, Tony and Commander Wingate go on a mission to orbit the moon when Jeannie accidentally blinks both Wingate and Tony down leaving Roger to orbit the moon alone. Guest stars Richard Mulligan. ___ #111 - "Jeannie-Go-Round" Tony plans to go to the opening of the Cocoa Beach Cabana with Jeannie and Roger. Jeannie's sister, however, locks her up in her bottle and attends disguised as Jeannie and embarrassing Tony with her outrageous antics. ___ #112 - "Jeannie and the Secret Weapon" Tony and Roger's sketches of an Anti Gravity Nuclear Earth Station are blinked into a scale model by Jeannie. She gives the model to the son of a toy manufacturer causing huge trouble for Tony and Roger. Guest stars Dick Schaal. ___ #113 - "Blackmail Order Bride" A reporter disguises himself as a plumber, to get into Tony's house and spy on the astronaut's personal life.

#62 - "Fly Me to the Moon" Original Air Date: September 12, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Robert Marcus Directed by: Hal Cooper For fun, Jeannie turns a chimp, scheduled to go into outer space under Dr. Bellows' supervision, into a human being. It's up to Tony to find the chimp-now-human and convince him he should go back to being a chimp. Requesting Jeannie's help, her blink misfires and turns Tony into a chimp just in time for Dr. Bellows to prepare him to go into space. Guest stars: Larry Storch as 'Sam' the chimp. ___ #63 - "Jeannie or the Tiger" Original Air Date: September 19, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: James Henerson Directed by: Hal Cooper It's been two hundred years since Jeannie saw her sister Jeannie. During an illfated reunion at Tony's house her sister decides to trick Jeannie into her bottle, steal Tony away and send Roger all over the world in order to keep him from exposing her. You see he stumbled upon Jeannie after she was trapped in her bottle. After long nights dancing and dining all over the world Tony finally figures out that this aggressive new Jeannie is not his Jeannie and manages to free Jeannie and trap her sister in the bottle. Meanwhile Roger has just returned from the scorching desert. Attempting to free Jeannie from the bottle he releases her sister instead. It's an all out battle of the sisters for Tony, with Dr. Bellows not far behind. Classic Quote: "You gotta help me, she's gonna send me to the bottom of the sea, it's the only place left!"- Roger Healey. Special Tid Bit: This episode marks the first appearance of Jeannie's dark haired malevolent twin sister. Created by James Henerson who also just happened to work on the Bewitched crew before being fired for working on Jeannie as well. "I really goofed, in a Bewitched script I accidently wrote "Samantha blinks," when they read that they knew I was playing for both teams and they let me go," - James Henerson. Did you know: The emerald green costume worn by Jeannie's sister was actually seen not only in the first season of Jeannie but in the second season as well. Once it was worn by her sister in episode 63 it was never seen on Jeannie again. ___ #64 - "Second Greatest Con Artist in the World" Original Air Date: September 26, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Alan Devon Directed by: Claudio Guzman While in Hawaii on an assignment Tony becomes frazzled when Jeannie is seen wearing an expensive ancient scarab pendant. So expensive she is photographed and published in the news paper. Seeing the scarab (given to Jeannie by the King Tutt Himself) a two-bit crook (Charlie) sets his sights on making it his own. Posing as a millionare Charlie (played by Milton Berle) tries to convince Jeannie to give him a genuine King Tut Scarab pin worth a half-million dollars in exchange for an acre of beach. The beach is no ordinary beach though, with Charlies help Jeannie believes the beach is the locale where hundreds of diamonds wash ashore every day. Gladly trading the scarab for the land Jeannie soon finds out she has been tricked. Now it's Charlie who will witness the tides wash up diamonds on a beach he just traded for a 'crummy' scarab. It's not nice to trick Jeannie, who wants her scarab back. Guest stars: Milton Berle Did you know: Hal Cooper appears as Eddie, the dim-witted chauffeur. Classic Flub: Yes Jeannie is photographed and seen in the paper. While in later episode #124 "The Wedding" Jeannie can not be photographed. Apparently her ability to appear on film is only present when it helps further the plot. ___ #65 - "My Turned-On Master" Original Air Date: October 3, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Dennis Whitcomb Directed by: Hal Cooper Jeannie promises to transfer her powers for 24 hours to someone else if Tony will let her come along to a big reception. Little does Tony know that the "someone else" she picks is him. So when he says "We're up to our ears in paperwork," the figurative expression becomes literal reality. Things only get worse when Tony accidently passes the power on to Dr. Bellows! Classic Cameo: If you look close, 'Eddie' from the previous episode "Second Greatest Con Artist in the World" appears again. Only this time director Hal Cooper plays the uncredited roll of Dr. Bellows house painter. ___ #66 - "My Master, the Weakling" Original Air Date: October 10, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Ron Friedman Directed by: Claudio Guzman A physical trainer, Commander "Killer" Kiski deems Tony and Roger weaklings and nearly destroys them with his hard-core survival boot camp. After unknowingly forcing the broken down major's to go dancing later in the evening after a day of back breaking exercises Jeannie becomes infuriated with Kiski for his cruel treatment. In one fast blink Jeannie transforms the maniacal Kiski's personality into his sweet old aunt Effie. The reformed officer brightens his tent with chintz and flowers, has the majors painting bunnies and enforces proper etiquette when jumping from a plane. Guest stars Don Rickles and David Soul. Watch Closely: David Soul makes a brief Starsky-less appearance in a minor role. ___ #67 - "Jeannie, the Hip Hippie" Original Air Date: October 17, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Christopher Golato Directed by: Hal Cooper Tony's first vacation in years is postponed until he finds Amanda Bellows a mod, popular musical group for her charity bazaar. With Jeannie's help Tony is soon up to his ears in music so good that it threatens to ruin his vacation. Why? Who will be their tour manager? Guest stars Phil Spector and band Boyce & Hart. Special Tid Bit- Watch Barbara Eden play the drums with the band in the song "Out 'n About." ___ #68 - "Everybody's a Movie Star" Original Air Date: October 31, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Mark Rowane Directed by: Claudio Guzman A Hollywood director comes to Cocoa Beach to film a day in the life of an average astronaut. His goal seems simple at first, until he sees untapped talent in Tony and wants to make him into a big star. Roger, however, over hears only a portion of the directors comments to Dr. Bellows and believes that he is the one who they want to make a star and he develops an inflated ego. It's up to Jeannie and Tony to let him down gently before he makes a complete fool of himself. Guest stars Paul Lynde. ___ #69 - "Who Are You Calling a Genie?" Original Air Date: November 7, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Ron Friedman Directed by: Claudio Guzman Jeannie is knocked in the head with a door by Dr. Bellows and forgets who and what she is. It's up to Tony to convince her before she is taken by an over zealous attorney bent on milking NASA for all he can with Jeannie as his 'victim.' Guest stars Richard Deacon. ___ #70 - "Meet My Master's Mother" Original Air Date: November 14, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Marlene Fanta Shyer Directed by: Claudio Guzman Tony's overprotective mother drops in for a visit. Upon viewing an empty refridgerator and a 'skinny' Tony she decides Tony is not being taken care of properly and announces she is staying permanently. Little does she know she has angered Jeannie who is determined to get rid of her, or at least make her go back home. Guest stars Spring Byington Classic Quote: Mrs. Nelson: If the mountain won't come to Muhammed... Muhammed comes to the mountain. Tony: That mountain is gonna' get crowded mom. ___ #71 - "Here Comes Bootsie Nightingale" Original Air Date: November 21, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Paul West Directed by: Hal Cooper Tony is asked by Amanda Bellows to escort a glamorous movie star to her benefit ball. Now Tony has to juggle keeping it a secret from Jeannie as well as keeping Roger at bay who is in 'love' with Bootsie. The obvious solution is apparent to Jeannie. Since Roger loves her so much, he can take her. Unfortunately for Roger, Bootsie and her manager have planned for her to announce her engagement at the ball. Her engagement to Tony that is! It's a battle of the blondes as Jeannie fights to keep Tony away from Bootsie and Bootsie fights to keep away from a cartoon voiced Tony (Jeannie's doing) and a grabby Roger. Classic Quote: Bootsie: "He sounds like he escaped from a cartoon!" ___ #72 - "Tony's Wife" Original Air Date: November 28, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Christopher Golato Directed by: Claudio Guzman Jeannie's sister pop's in and convinces Jeannie that she was born under the 'Terrible sign of the Jinx' and only disaster will come to her master. That if she doesn't leave for fifteen years she will 'wipe him out.' When Tony complains of the bad luck he's been having, Jeannie is certain her sister is right. What Jeannie doesn't realize is not only her sister behind the 'bad luck' she is also (yet again) out to get Tony for herself. What Jeannie's sister doesn't count on is Jeannie attempting to get Tony set up and married off before she takes her fifteen year leave. Classic Quote: Jeannie's Sister: "My when they passed out brains in our family they really gave you an extra helping!" ___ #73 - "Jeannie and the Bank Robbery" Original Air Date: December 5, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Seaman Jacobs, Fred Fox and James Henerson Directed by: Larry Hagman To get Jeannie out of his hair, Tony suggests she help someone else for a change, someone who needs help. Jeannie overhears two men talking in the park and gets bilked into letting them use Tony's car, and helps them get money from the bank, after hours. ___ #74 - "My Son, the Genie" Original Air Date: December 12, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Bill Richmond Directed by: Claudio Guzman The President of the United States is coming to Tony's house to congratulate him on his latest space success and have dinner. It just so happens that Jeannie is expecting, on the same night a klutzy genie-in-training. This klutz just happens to be the son of Haji, Chief of all the Djinn. This makes it impossible for Jeannie to turn him away. Now Tony not only has to juggle Jeannie being present, but Haji's son as well. With Dr. Bellows, the President of the United States and all the NASA brass around Tony is sure his career and life are over. Guest stars Bob Denver of "Gilligan's Island" fame. ___ #75 - "Jeannie Goes to Honolulu" Original Air Date: December 26, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Mark Rowane Directed by: Claudio Guzman Jeannie is tricked into thinking that Roger and Tony are going on survival mission to North Pole, but they go to beautiful Hawaii. Once she finds out, she blinks her way to Waikiki Beach and discovers Tony is involved with a beautiful girl. Rather than risk the generals daughters saftey Tony tells Jeannie she is a princess and she is a part of a secret mission. Guest stars Don Ho. Did you know? This episode was filmed on location around the Royal Hawaiian Hotel in Honolulu on the island of Ohahu. The beach (Waikiki Beach), hotel and surrounding areas remain nearly unchanged and have caught the attention of random fans of the television series. ___ #76 - " Battle of Waikiki" Original Air Date: January 2, 1968 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Marty Roth Directed by: Hal Cooper Still in Hawaii, sightseeing Tony is impressed with the history of King Kamehameha and wishes he could have met him. When Jeannie makes the monarch appear in full regalia, they attempt to take him on a tour of the island. Unimpressed with the changes after 200 years he manages to break away from Jeannie and Tony and soon provokes the locals to attack a luau (attended by Dr. Bellows) in an effort to win back the Hawaiian Islands. Guest stars Michael Ansara as King Kamehameha who was married to Barbara Eden at the time. ___ #77 - "Genie, Genie, Who's Got the Genie? (Part 1)" Original Air Date: January 16, 1968 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: James Henerson Directed by: Claudio Guzman Hours before his vacation to Rome Jeannie appears at NASA to see Tony. Upon hearing someone approaching Jeannie blinks herself inside an open safe in the laboratory. Roger accidentally locks Jeannie in the safe. Not only is it locked, it is to be launched to the moon the following morning! Tony soon learns that if anyone tries to get in, it will explode. Tony and Roger enlist two professional safecrackers who believe something of great value is in the safe and attempt to get it for themselves. ___ #78 - "Genie, Genie, Who's Got the Genie? (Part 2)" Original Air Date: January 23, 1968 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: James Henerson Directed by: Claudio Guzman Tony thinks the safe with Jeannie inside is now moon bound. However Roger reveals that the safe with Jeannie in it is still at NASA, that he switched them before the launch. Tony and Roger continue their wild goose chase to get Jeannie back as the safe is stolen back by the two safe crackers. Before long the safe ends up in a scrap yard bound for the crusher, with Jeannie still inside. ___ #79 - "Genie, Genie, Who's Got the Genie? (Part 3)" Original Air Date: January 30, 1968 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: James Henerson Directed by: Hal Cooper With Jeannie still trapped in the safe Jeannie's sister drops in to say hello. Upon learning that her blond twin is locked in a safe she switches Tony's work orders so she can pursue him in Baghdad. Once Tony is on her home turf she traps him in a birdcage in her masters harem. Back at NASA Jeannie informs Roger of what has happened and he sets out on his own to find Tony. Upon arriving at Sister's masters harem Roger is nearly side tracked by the beautiful girls. Only long enough for Sister to arrive and put him in the cage with Tony. Things seem hopeless for the two of them until her gigantic master arrives back early and makes her send them back. Guest stars Mike Farrell and Ted Cassidy. Did you know? Ted Cassidy, famous for his role as Lurch from The Addams Family is seen a second time as Cousin Hammed in episode #81 "Please Don't Feed the Astronauts" ___ #80 - "Genie, Genie, Who's Got the Genie, (Part 4)" Original Air Date: February 6, 1968 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: James Henerson Directed by: Hal Cooper It's been many weeks now and Jeannie is still trapped in the safe. Tony becomes frantic when she informs himthat once she has been locked up for a full moon, whoever frees her will be her new master. When Dr. Bellows sends for a demolitions expert to open the safe Tony inlists Rogers help to stall the man and rushes to be the one to open the safe first. In a race against the clock Tony finds he must disarm the explosives himself and kidnaps Dr. Wedemeyer who finally arrives and directs Tony on how to disarm the device. ___ #81 - "Please Don't Feed the Astronauts" Original Air Date: February 13, 1968 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Ron Friedman Directed by: Hal Cooper Per the direction of Commander Porter, Roger and Tony go on a five day survival mission where they exist on berries and bugs. While trying to help Jeannie discovers that according to Commander Porter's survival guide the only help they can accept is from a friendly native village. In a blink Porter is about to wish he had never written that in his survival guide. Guest stars Paul Lynde. Classic Quote: Commander Porter: "For a mirage, you've got horrible breath." ___ #82 - "My Master, the Ghostbreaker" Original Air Date: February 20, 1968 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Christopher Golato Directed by: Hal Cooper Tony is notified that he has inherited a 300-year-old English manor. After arriving Jeannie and Roger are sure the place is haunted. Tony on the other hand is convinced someone is trying to scare him out of ownership. ___ #83 - "Divorce, Genie Style" Original Air Date: February 27, 1968 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: James Henerson Directed by: Hal Cooper Jeannie is insulted by Tony's praise of Mrs. Bellows cooking. Claiming that she is a mortal woman and therefor it is more impressive. Determined to prove herself to Tony Jeannie convinced Haji, Chief of all the Djinn to remove her power for good. Only agreeing to one week Haji pulls the plug on Jeannie who now sets out to be the perfect mortal house wife. The only problem is she didn't expect Mrs. Bellows to drop by and catch her dressed in her harem costume doing house work. Also, because Jeannie no longer has her power she is unable to smoke into her bottle to sleep. This requires her to sleep on the sofa. Upon seeing the situation Mrs. Bellows believes Jeannie is Tony's secret wife, one he treats horribly and sets out to get Jeannie divorced from Tony. Classic Quote: Jeannie: "But I do not want this... community property!" ___ #84 - "My Double Crossing Master" Original Air Date: March 5, 1968 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Mark Rowane Directed by: Hal Cooper Roger tells Tony that he his through with women, that they are all fickle. Tony argues that Jeannie is loyal and not all women are bad. Roger disagrees and To prove Jeannie's loyalty, Tony disguises himself as a handsome British officer. The only problem is Jeannie see's right through Tony's disguise and plays along. ___ #85 - "Have You Ever Had a Genie Hate You?" Original Air Date: March 12, 1968 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Allan Devon Directed by: Claudio Guzman Jeannie's devilish sister is at it again. Bearing gifts for Jeannie she sets out to yet again 'bag' Tony. Giving Jeannie two flasks of lotions, one tweaked with a love potion, the other tweaked with a hate potion. Before Jeannie can use them on her master her sister switches them. Suddenly Tony's voice drives Jeannie insanely angry as she falls madly in love with Roger. ___ #86 - "Operation: First Couple on the Moon" Original Air Date: March 19, 1968 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Arthur Julian Directed by: Claudio Guzman Jeannie is upset with the possibility of Tony going to the moon with a beautiful doctor. Falling for her sisters 'help again, Jeannie's sister sets it up she she herself the prime candidate to spend three months in a small isolation bubble with Tony in outer space. Now it's up to Tony to get Sister scrubbed from the mission. Only in the process he gets himself scrubbed instead! ___ #87 - "Haven't I Seen Me Someplace Before?" Original Air Date: March 26, 1968 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Marty Roth Directed by: Claudio Guzman For Roger's birthday, Jeannie grants him one wish. Roger inadvertently blurts out that he would like to trade places with Tony. The only problem is Tony was set to go on a space mission in the next few days.

#31- "Happy Anniversary" Original Air Date: September 12, 1966 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Claudio Guzman On the day of their first-anniversary Tony leaves for NASA with a very upset Jeannie behind. It is their only anniversary and Jeannie wishes to celebrate it with her master. In her attempts to have a romantic recreation of their first meeting Jeannie strands herself once again in her bottle on the deserted South Pacific Island. What she didn't plan was for her Tony to land and mistakenly release the wicked and evil Blue Djinn, the same one who banished her two thousand years before. Special Guest Star: Michael Ansara as The Blue Djinn. Did you know: That at that time Michael Ansara was Barbara Eden's husband. Did you also know: This was not the first color episode of I Dream of Jeannie filmed. Episode #45 "Jeannie Breaks the Bank," was actually filmed before it, where you plainly see the original first season home of Major Nelson in full living color. Classic Quote: Blue Djinn: "How would thou like to die?!" Tony: "Of old age." ___ #32- "Always on Sunday" Original Air Date: September 19, 1966 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper On a sleepy Monday morning Jeannie grants Tony's wish (unbeknownst to him) that every day were Sunday- by turning the calendar back a day. After realizing what has happened Tony demands Jeannie change the days back to normal. However, Jeannie feels Tony has been working too hard and decides he should have more fun. In her attempts to make Tony have fun Jeannie exhausts Major Nelson and brings him to the brink of a nervous breakdown. With every day remaining Sunday Dr. Bellows and Roger can't understand why Tony is reacting so strangely. Just as Tony begins to relax and accept the worlds new found fate of perpetual relaxation Jeannie blinks things back to normal and adds another Monday to make up for it. Special Guest Star: Tennis Pro Pancho Segura as himself. Did you know: During the time of production of this episode Sidney Sheldon was tinkering with the idea of making Jeannie's smoke change color depending on her mood. However as history shows pink became the permanent color of her smoke through-out the series. ___ #33- "My Master the Rich Tycoon" Original Air Date: September 26, 1966 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Claudio Guzman When a caustic, snide visitor belittles Tony's furniture, Jeannie fills the house with art treasures and servants- not knowing that the man is an Internal Revenue agent. Now Tony has to explain why he has a Michelangelo statue, a Renoir painting, a Ming Vase, a safe full of cash and so much more. Not only is the IRS sure he's the center of an international smuggling ring, Dr. Bellows is now stepping in. Only this time Dr. Bellows refuses to believe Major Nelson has done any wrong. To make matters worse Jeannie refuses to take away the extravagant objects, angry that the United States Government wishes to tax Major Nelson on the gifts she gave him. Special Guest Star: Paul Lynde Did you know: Paul Lynde was most well known for his quick wit and hysterical antics on Hollywood Squares and is well known to 'Bewitched' fans as Samantha's wild and crazy Uncle Arthur. Classic Quote: "Unless I miss my guess, Major Nelson is running the Cocoa Beach branch... of the Louvre."- Henry Huggins/Paul Lynde ___ #34- "My Master, the Rainmaker" Original Air Date: October 3, 1966 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Claudio Guzman When Jeannie and Tony's plans to picnic are ruined by rain Jeannie blinks it away. Amazed at Jeannie's ability to control the weather. Drifting back to thoughts of his childhood Tony mistakenly comments on his love for cold weather and snow. Before he knows what has happened Jeannie has caused it to snow, in July! Not only is it snowing in July, it's snowing on only his house, his house and Dr. Bellows who just happened to be paying him an unexpected visit. Classic quote: "You might be able to convince me that it could snow in Florida in the middle of July Major Nelson, but you can't convince me of that when it is only snowing on your house." ___ #35- "My Wild-Eyed Master" Original Air Date: October 10, 1966 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper When Tony is cut from an Apollo space mission because he failed an eye test he refuses to tell Jeannie. When Jeannie discovers this by setting Roger on fire she blinks Tony's eyes so he can retake the test. The only problem is that Jeannie fixes his eyes too much. Not only can he read the eye chart, he can see Dr. Bellows and the nurses, straight through their clothing. ___ #36- "What's New, Poodle Dog?" Original Air Date: October 17, 1966 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper When Jeannie finds out that Roger is trying to set Tony up on a date with a beautiful girl she turns him into a poodle to keep him quiet. Upon discovering Jeannie's antics Tony actually finds it amusing. That is until the dog catcher carries Roger off to the pound. In his attempts to rescue Roger Tony buys the wrong dog and begins to talk to him, only to have Dr. Bellows catch him in a one sided conversation which leads the doctor to think Tony has lost his mind. ___ #37- "Fastest Gun in the East" Original Air Date: October 24, 1966 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper While watching an old western television show Tony comments casually how he wished he had lived in the Old West. Taking his casual comment seriously Jeannie blinks and makes Tony the Marshal of Gopher Junction in the Old West. Before he can yell 'Jeannie' he finds himself challenged to a gunfight in a saloon, where Jeannie herself is having a ball working as a bar maid. With Jeannie's help Tony manages to take control of the situation, but not before Jeannie gives him a little magical boost which gives Tony the ability to do some fancy shootin'. Classic quote: "Buy me a drink honey?" - Jeannie to an unsuspecting Tony in the saloon. Special Guest Star: Hoyt Axton as Bull Did you know: Hoyt Axton was a famous country singer-songwriter. One of his songs 'Joy to the World' was made famous by Three Dog Night. Also, his mother wrote the original "Heartbreak Hotel." ___ #38- "How to Be a Jeannie in Ten Easy Lessons" Original Air Date: October 31, 1966 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper After Jeannie explains to Major Nelson that her mistakes are due to the fact that she was young and naive as a genie when she was bottled Tony decides to give her the book "Tales of the Arabian Nights." Under the impression that the book will give Jeannie insight on how to act like a proper genie Tony ignores Rogers warnings and gives it to her as a gift. After forcing Jeannie to swear to abide by the actions described in the book Tony begins to think Jeannie is out to kill him. What Tony didn't realize is that while the book is based upon genies, it gives detailed descriptions on how a genie is to torture it's master into submission. ___ #39- "Who Needs a Green-Eyed Jeannie?" Original Air Date: November 7, 1966 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper After discovering Tony is going on a date with "Charlie Suzy" she imprisons him in a jail cell. Little does Jeannie know that she is being set up to believe she caused Tony to miss a date with an old college friend Mr. Charlie Suzy. Desperate to make things right Jeannie willingly allows Tony to make a second date and promises not to interfere. Leave it to Roger to slip up and tip Jeannie off that her Master is having a date with another woman. Things get worse after Jeannie turns the woman into a chimp. Threatening to leave, Tony guilts Jeannie into letting him re-take the date with the woman. Only this time it's Jeannie he should be going out with, since the woman turns out to be involved with the mob and her husband plans to kill them both. Classic quote:"Major, what are you doing in your pajamas in a jail cell in your living room?" - Dr. Bellows #40- "The Girl Who Never Had a Birthday, Part 1" Original Air Date: November 14, 1966 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Claudio Guzman Jeannie tells Tony she has never had a birthday, but knows Neptune was in Scorpio the day she was born. Tony tries to find out her birthday through a computer at NASA, but Doctor Bellows finds out and takes the answer away before Tony could read it. Feeling depressed, Jeannie starts to fade away. ___ #41- "The Girl Who Never Had a Birthday, Part 2" Original Air Date: November 21, 1966 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Claudio Guzman While Tony distracts Dr. Bellows, Roger taps into the NASA computer again. He finds the answer, but before he can tell Jeannie her birthday, he is shipped off to Alaska. Tony throws Jeannie a party anyways, and Jeannie is so happy she gets her powers back and stops fading. At the end, Roger reveals Jeannie's birthday is April 1st. Special Tid Bit: Watch for Larry Gelman as Freud. He later played Tupperman, the urologist on The Bob Newhart Show. ___ #42- "How do You Beat Superman?" Original Air Date: November 28, 1966 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Claudio Guzman When Tony seems more interested in sports than Jeannie, Jeannie blinks up a handsome man that she says she is dating. The second night, Tony learns this man is a millionaire, and soon after, learns Jeannie is to marry him. Thinking he is about to loose the best girl he ever knew, Tony gets ready to win Jeannie back. ___ #43- "My Master, the Great Caruso" Original Air Date: December 5, 1966 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper With the upcoming NASA talent contest, Jeannie makes Tony sing in a beautiful, low tenor voice. Dr. Bellow's overhears and Tony makes Jeannie promise never to help him again. When the talent contest comes, everyone expects Tony to win with his great voice, but Jeannie can't help him since she promised not to. Special Tid Bit: Jeannie finally finds out her birth date from Roger - after trapping him in an iron maiden. It's April 1st 64 B.C. ___ #44- "The World's Greatest Lover" Original Air Date: December 12, 1966 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper When Roger turns down a double date with Tony and Jeannie, Jeannie thinks he can't find a date, so she makes him the most loved man in the world. When Roger is booked with dates years in advance and he gets behind in his work, he gets in trouble by Dr. Bellows, especially when his wife falls for Roger! Special Tid Bit: This episode marks the first appearance Emmaline Henry as Mrs. Bellows. After this episode Emmaline continues to reprise her roll as the nosey busy body who makes Dr. Bellows agressive behavior pale in comparison. ___ #45- "Jeannie Breaks the Bank" Original Air Date: December 19, 1966 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper When Roger and Tony apply for a loan at the bank, Jeannie is worried because when people cant pay back loans at the banks she know, they cut off their ear! She blinks millions of dollars into Tony's account for collateral and the loan manager wants to give Tony anything he wants! Dr Bellows overhears about Tony's fortune and gets very suspicious. Did you know: This is the last episode in which the first season set of I Dream of Jeannie is seen. From this point on the second season set of Major Nelsons home (blue tone colors) remains a constant until it is remodeled again for the third season (famous for the wood paneling and orange glass panels on the kitchen wet bar). ___ #46- "My Master, the Author" Original Air Date: December 26, 1966 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Richard Goode To get Jeannie occupied, Tony suggests she write a book. When Jeannie finishes it and has it published, she puts Tony's name on it, since she certainly can't put her name on it! Jeannie's book "How to Be a Fantastic Mother" soon becomes a best seller. Dr Bellows knows Tony couldn't have written it, so to test his theory, he makes Tony babysit a very uncontrollable child, which just happens to be his own nephew. Special Tid Bit: Dr. Bellows bratty nephew is played by none other than The Munsters own Butch Patrick (Eddie Munster). By this appearance on I Dream of Jeannie The Munsters had already been cancelled. ___ #47- "The Greatest Invention in the World" Original Air Date: January 9, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper Roger has been going berzerk about Jeannie's powers, in order to calm him Tony says Roger can have one wish, but when he spills coffee on Tony, he says he wishes he hadn't done that. He blew his one wish, and Jeannie blinks a uniform jacket that is indestructable.When Dr Bellows sees the jacket's "powers" Tony says the secret is a can of fly spray and while trying to prove it to General Peterson, Dr. Bellows ruins three of his uniforms and gets sent on an extended detatchment to Iceland. It's up to Tony to rescue Dr. Bellows. Special Guest Star: Groucho Marx makes a brief appearance as himself at the end of the episode. ___ #48- "My Master the Spy" Original Air Date: January 16, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper Jeannie convinces Tony to go to a French restaurant.. in France! The only problem is Tony has to be at a top secret meeting at NASA, thinking no one will notice Jeannie sends a duplicate of Tony to an important meeting at NASA and takes the real Major Nelson with her to France. But when a French general sees Tony, and contacts Dr. Bellows things go horribly wrong. Dr. Bellows is convinced Tony is a spy. ___ #49- "You Can't Arrest Me. . ." Original Air Date: January 23, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper When Tony goes back on his promise to take Jeannie on a drive, she decides to go out driving herself! She goes through a red light and goes the wrong way down a one-way street. A cop takes the car and Tony has to get it back. When Jeannie makes Tony give her driving lessons, she makes the same mistake, and this time, the cop has it in for Tony! Tony goes to the cop's house to apologize only to make the cop think he was trying to bribe him! Now, Tony's going to court! Classic Quote: Cop: It's a one-way street. Jeannie: I was only going one way. ___ #50- "One of Our Bottles Is Missing" Original Air Date: January 30, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper While visiting at Tony's house, Mrs. Bellows sees Jeannie's bottle and she just must have it. Suddenly through out the house everyone hears objects smashing. Apparently Jeannie is not happy about this. After convincing Mrs. Bellows that the bottle is to important to him she exclaims she will have a copy made of it! She takes the bottle to a glass shop to have a duplicate made. Jeannie, furious with Tony for allowing Mrs. Bellows to take the bottle shrinks him and puts him the desk drawer for the night. When the duplicate is done, Jeannie sneaks into her bottle with visions of a romantic reunion with her master when her bottle is returned. Only one problem, the delivery boy delivers the wrong bottles to the wrong houses, and Doctor Bellows has Jeannie on his coffee table! Tony and Roger break in to get Jeannie back before Mrs. Bellows lets her out. Classic Quote: "Amanda we're going to be late. That's very neurotic of you." - Dr. Bellows ___ #51- "My Master, the Civilian" Original Air Date: February 6, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper Tony is recommended to take the position of vice-president of a booster-rocket company in Ohio. Tony is all ready to take the job, and Dr. Bellows is getting ready to retire, because if Tony leaves, he'll have no more problems at the base. Roger and Jeannie look into the future if Tony takes the job and finds he has two gorgeous secretaries, a huge office, and a lot more! To try to convince Tony to stay in Cocoa Beach, Roger and Jeannie change the preview into a bitter horrible one, showing Tony that his life would be horrible. Special Tid Bit: The office seen in the future at the booster-rocket company in Ohio bears a striking resemblence to the office of Darrin Stephens of "Bewitched." Probably because it is the same office one sound stage away on the same studio lot as I Dream of Jeannie. ___ #52- "There Goes the Best Jeannie I Ever Had" Original Air Date: February 20, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper Jeannie is acting too nice.. serving him breakfast in bed and letting him go out on a date with some Beauty Pageant winners. Tony suspects something is up, and there is. Jeannie reveals that it's Hajii's Day, the birthday of the head of all Genies, Hajji, and the day that a master can give up their genies if they're not satisfied with them. Tony decides to get rid of Jeannie, but takes her back just in time! ___ #53- "The Greatest Entertainer in the World" Original Air Date: February 27, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Claudio Guzman Roger has to find someone to find and entertainer for General Peterson's tenth anniversary as a general. He gives Tony the job. Tony goes to Miami to try to get General Peterson's favorite entertainer, Sammy Davis Jr., but his manager says no to Tony. When Tony returns to NASA, he finds General Peterson can't wait to see Sammy Davis Jr, so Jeannie simply blinks Sammy Davis Jr. to two places at once! Special Guest Star: You guessed it! Sammy Davis Jr. ___ #54- "The Incredible Shrinking Master" Original Air Date: March 6, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Claudio Guzman While working on a project to make parts smaller for a missile, Jeannie helps out by blinking the piece smaller. The only problem now is she blinked Tony small too by accident! And Jeannie left to go to the market! Roger carefully carries Major Nelson inside only to misplace him. Dr Bellows comes in, letting in a big cat running loose ready to munch the tiny Tony! Classic Quote: Jeannie: In Atlantis we always pinch the peaches. Store Clerk: Look, lady this ain't Georgia. ___ #55- "My Master the Pirate" Original Air Date: March 13, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Claudio Guzman Jeannie blinks her and Tony back to the days of pirates, and Tony's finds himself face to face with Captain Kidd! Tony defeats Kidd by stepping to the side and Kidd falling overboard and Tony's the new captain! Tony goes below deck and finds a prisoner, a beautiful women who turns out to be Tony's great-great-great-great grandmother. When Tony tells her he's her great-great-great-great grandson, she thinks he's crazy, and Tony finds himself against the pirates AND the British army! Not only that, if his great-great-great-great grandmother has to walk the plank, he'll cease to exist. Of course, Jeannie decides to help save her masters ancestor. After all, if he vanished she wouldn't like that very much! ___ #56- "A Secretary Is Not a Toy" Original Air Date: March 20, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Claudio Guzman When Roger tells Jeannie that General Peterson's secretary is retiring, Jeannie immediately applies for the job. Using her powers to get on General Peterson's good side, she is hired. When she starts trying to make Tony a general, Dr. Bellows becomes suspicious of her and brings in the CIA to check it out. ___ #57- "There Goes the Bride" Original Air Date: March 20, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Larry Hagman Jeannie says the spell of Laha Laba, an incantation which will make Tony fall in love with her, and it works. Before Jeannie can get to excited Hajii Chief of all the Genies appears to warn her that it is against the Law of Genies to cast a love spell on their masters, but Jeannie ignores him. Because of this, whenever Jeannie blinks, Tony breaks a bone. Jeannie must undo her wrong-doing before Tony ends up in a body cast. Special Tid Bit: This is the first of three episodes directed by Larry Hagman. ___ #58- "My Master, Napoleon's Buddy" Original Air Date: April 3, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Claudio Guzman Tony is to give a lecture on Napoleon and his military ability, so to help him, Jeannie blinks herself and Tony to one of Napoleon's party. Tony is delighted at first, until he tries to warn Napoleon that General Pichegru is going to kill him. Pichegru says he's crazy and Napoleon ends up thinking Tony is a spy and has him thrown in jail. Now it is up to Jeannie to rescue Tony before he is sent to the guillotine. ___ #59- "The Birds and the Bee Bit" Original Air Date: April 10, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Alan Devon Directed by: Larry Hagman When Tony learns once Jeannie marries a mortal, she will loose all her powers, he proposes to her. Hajii and Roger look into the future to see if they will live happily, and they are! But when Jeannie looks to see what their kids would be like, Tony Junior is a normal human, while Jeannie Junior is a genie just like Jeannie. Roger tries to warn Tony but Jeannie sends him to a dungeon where he can't do any harm. Special Tid Bit: This is the second episode of the three that Larry Hagman directed. ___ #60- "My Master the Swinging Bachelor" Original Air Date: April 17, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper When Amanda Bellows discovers Tony has gained three pounds, she becomes suspicious. Bachelors never gain weight! So she invites herself and Dr. Bellows over for dinner. Inviting a female friend over to cook Tony tries to get rid of Jeannie for the evening. Furious that he will not let her cook for his guests she fixes the dinner so it's horrible. Once Tony finds out Jeannie is behind the disasterous dinner she tries to make things better and bakes a cake that turns out to taste amazing. It tastes amazing and it also turns them all into children again, playing games, and tag. The next day when Mrs. Bellows has some scientists at NASA examen the cake, she discovers there is an unknown chemical that will cure old age. Strange Sequence: While Jeannie's cake changes them into children, it only does so mentally. Everyone who ate the cake still looked the same. Also the effects apparently wore of by the next day as Mrs. Bellows has matured enough again to even care about what the ingredients are. ___ #61- "The Mod Party" Original Air Date: April 24, 1967 Original Air Time: 7:00pm Written by: Peggy Chantler Dick Directed by: Claudio Guzman Roger decides to have a "way far-out" party, but Tony and Roger tell Dr. Bellows they're going hunting. When Amanda overhears Jeannie inviting people to Roger's party, she a Dr. Bellows decide to drop in the party, as well and wackieness insues. Special Tid Bit: Dabney Coleman returns to the show again for a cameo as Captain Yardley and hippie girl Hilarie Thompson will soon be promoted to a generals daughter in episode #99 "Jeannie My Guru."

#01 The Lady in the Bottle Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Gene Nelson Original Air Date: September 18th, 1965 Original Air Time: 6:00pm When astronaut Tony Nelson's space capsule goes off course, he lands on a seemingly uninhabited island and finds a strange bottle. Aye, there's the rub- the bottle contains a 2000-year-old genie named Jeannie. Jeannie: Barbara Eden Tony Nelson: Larry Hagman Melissa Stone: Karen Sharpe General Stone: Philip Ober Dr. Bellows: Hayden Rorke Pete: Don Dubbins Special Tid-Bit: Filmed at Point Dume on Zuma Beach in Malibu California both Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman exclaimed how it was so horribly cold the day of filming. Barbara exclaimed "Thank goodness it was filmed in black and white, otherwise you would have seen that my lips were blue!" Did you know: Jeannie actually spoke Persian in the first episode. Since there were no Arabic tutors available at the time they substituted Persian. Classic Quote: "Jeannie we don't do that in America. At least when you engaged to General Stones daughter you don't do that in America." -Tony ___ #02 "My Hero?" Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Gene Nelson Original Air Date: September 25, 1965 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Tony wants to meet the man who insulted Jeannie at the market- so Jeannie transports him back to a market-place in ancient Persia to defend her honor against Ali who insulted her over two thousand years earlier. Special Guest Star Richard Kiel as 'Ali.' Kiel is most well known for his role 'Jaws' in the James Bond movie 'Moon Raker.' Did you know: In this episode we see Florence Sundstrom as Jeannie's mother. Sundstrom's portrayal along Sheldon's writing depicted Jeannie's mother as a solid loving woman. While in a later episode "What House Across the Street?" Directed by Theodore J. Flicker written by Arthur Alsberg and Bob Fisher showed Lurene Tuttle's portrayal of Jeannie's mother as over bearing, protective and snide. In future episodes "Jeannie and the Wild Pipchicks" written by James Henerson and directed by Claudio Guzman. As well as "Is There a Doctor in the House?" written by Christopher Golato (Sheldon's pseudonym) and directed by Oscar Rudolph Barbara Eden takes on the role of Jeannie's mother. Who seems to be less mean spirited and more like Jeannie's sneaky twin sister. Who has a chip on her shoulder for Tony and simply wants to cause a little harmless trouble. Classic Quote: "This is Nelson! Flyer of the moons through space! Master this is Ali, Killer of many giant men." - Jeannie ___ #03 "Guess What Happened on the Way to the Moon?" Written by: Tom Waldman & Frank Waldman Directed by: Alan Rafkin Original Air Date: October 2, 1965 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Tony has forbidden Jeannie to interfere while he and Roger are on a week-long mission under simulated lunar conditions. But Jeannie decides to go along anyway- hidden in Tony's canteen. Classic Quote: "Tony, I must be doing something wrong, it still tastes like shoe." - Roger in response to Tony's survival cooking technique that makes leather taste like roast lamb (Jeannie's magic). ___ #04 "Jeannie and the Marriage Caper" Written by: Tom Waldman and Frank Waldman Directed by: Alan Rafkin Original Air Date: October 9, 1965 Original Air Time: 6:00pm General Stone has received an ambassador's appointment, and Melissa wants Tony to quit the space program to become her father's military attaché. Special Tid Bit: This was the last episode in which Karen Sharpe appeared as Tony's financé. Classic Quote: "I could make myself into a brunette. How do you like the 'Helen of Troy' look?" - Jeannie ___ #05 "G.I. Jeannie" Original Air Date: October 16,1965 Written by: William Davenport Directed by: Alan Rafkin Original Air Time: 6:00pm Jeannie joins the WAFs in the hopes of being assigned as Tony's secretary. But she is ordered to report to another position. ___ #06 "Jeannie and the Murder Caper" AKA 'The Yacht Murder Case' Original Air Date: October 23, 1965 Written by: David Braverman and Bob Marcus Directed by: Gene Nelson Original Air Time: 6:00pm Tony is the prime suspect in 'The Yacht Murder Case.' During a cruise, several people over hear an argument between Tony and an unidentified woman (Jeannie)- but when they investigate, the woman is no where to be found. Leading them to believe Tony murdered her. __ #07 "Anybody Here Seen Jeannie?" Original Air Date: October 30, 1965 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Arnold Horitt Directed by: Gene Nelson Original Air Time: 6:00pm Jeannie wants Tony to quit the astronaut program because it's too dangerous. Especially since he has refused to let her help when he takes his scheduled walk in space. __ #08 "The Americanization of Jeannie" Original Air Date: November 06, 1965 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Arnold Horwitt Directed by: Gene Nelson Original Air Time: 6:00pm Jeannie feels that Tony is taking her for granted, so she decides to stop using her powers and start acting like a normal American female. Now it's Tony's turn to give her lavish gifts and provide her with wonderful dishes and dinners... of course, with a credit card! ___ #09 "The Moving Finger" Original Air Date: November 13, 1965 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Harry Essex and Jerry Seelen Directed by: Gene Nelson Original Air Time: 6:00pm Tony is in Hollywood working as a technical advisor on an astronaut movie. Jeannie plans to keep an eye on him. The star of the movie Miss Rita Mitchell has been married numerous times and is rumored to be looking for another. Jeannie to the rescue. ___ #10 "Djinn and Water" Original Air Date: November 20, 1965 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Mary C. McCall Jr. Directed by: Gene Nelson Original Air Time: 6:00pm When Jeannie finds that Tony is interested in the desalinization of sea water, she conjures up her Great Grandfather Bilejik. Who discovered the secret over 2000 years ago. ___ #11 "Whatever Became of Baby Custer?" Original Air Date: November 27, 1965 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Austin and Irma Kalish Original Air Time: 6:00pm Special Guest: Billy Mummy as 'Custer.' Bill is best known as Will Robinson from the series "Lost In Space." Major Jamison feels his 11-year-old son Custer's preoccupation with the space program may be affecting his sense of reality. The youngster says he saw Tony floating in the air - on a beach towel. ___ #12 "Where'd You Go-Go?" Original Air Date: December 04, 1965 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Bob Fisher & Arthur Alsberg Original Air Time: 6:00pm Tony encourages Jeannie to accept a date with another man. Unaware that the 'other' man is his best friend Roger Healey. ___ #13 "Russian Roulette" Original Air Date: December 11, 1965 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Bob Fisher & Arthur Alsberg Directed by: E. W. Swackhamer Original Air Time: 6:00pm A Russian lady cosmonaut develops a strong interest in Tony- the day after Tony promises Jeannie that he won't go out with other girls. Roger on the other hand is after the Russian, and accidentally gives her Jeannie's bottle as a gift. There's just one small problem... Jeannie is INSIDE the bottle! Classic Quote: "It's too late! The Russians have the bottle!" - Tony Special Tid-Bit: In this episode Sonja (the female Russain Cosmonaut) becomes Jeannie's Master the instant she releases Jeannie from her bottle. In later episode "Genie, Genie Who's Got the Genie" it is said that a genie must be imprisoned for over a full moon in order to take a new master. ___ #14 "What House Across the Street?" Original Air Date: December 18, 1965 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Arthur Alsberg & Bob Fisher Directed by: Theodore J. Flicker Original Air Time: 6:00pm Caught in the triangle between Tony and Roger Jeannie conjures up her mother for advice. Things get worse when Dr. Bellows notices that there is a house (Jeannie's doing) on the vacant lot he is to buy up the street from Tony. Better yet Roger is sitting in the middle drinking cocktail, after dark! Or is he? Classic Quote: "Never mind, I'm not even here." -Dr. Bellows ___ #15 "Too Many Tonys" Original Air Date: December 25, 1965 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Arnold Horwitt Directed by: E.W. Swackhamer Original Air Time: 6:00pm Jeannie starts sewing her wedding dress after she learns that astronaut requirements may make it necessary for Tony to get married. In her haste she blinks up a phony 'Tony' that is madly (and openly) in love with Jeannie. Only for Dr. Bellows to stop by unexpectedly. Now the real Tony is in for it. #16 "Get Me to Mecca on Time" Original Air Date: January 8, 1966 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: James Allardice & Tom Adair Directed by: E. W. Swackhamer Original Air Time: 6:00pm Jeannie is ill and she's vanishing, one appendage at a time. After learning that it is the 'Day of the Ram,' Jeannie convinces Tony that they must do as all masters and genies before them and go on a pilgrimage to Mecca. There they must recite the sacred words at the 'Well of the Madahar,' or she'll go into limbo forever. The only problem is it's been 2000 years and Mecca just isn't what it used to be. Jeannie and Tony find the original well lies beneath the floors of the First National Bank of Mecca, which just happens to be closed for the night. Special Guest Star: Jamie Farr most well known for his role of "Corporal Klinger" on M.A.S.H. Classic Quote: "Are you kidding? Those kind of things went out with high buttoned veils." -Street peddler/ Jamie Farr. ___ #17 "Richest Astronaut in the Whole Wide World" Original Air Date: January 15, 1966 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: William Davenport Directed by: E.W. Swackhamer Finally discovering the secret of Jeannie's existence by accidentally letting her out of the bottle, Roger tricks Jeannie back in and becomes her master. Unlike Tony, he plans to live a lavish lifestyle. After trying to reason with Roger (unsuccessfully) Tony goes to Dr. Bellows and insinuates that Roger may have been selling secrets to other countries to obtain such a lavish lifestyle. ___ #18 "Is There an Extra Genie in the House?" Original Air Date: January 22, 1966 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Charles Tannen Directed by: Hal Cooper Tony has refused to allow Jeannie to help Roger with her powers. This prompts Jeannie to offer Roger a chance for her cousin Marilla to help in instead. After returning from a remote island on assignment Roger discovers two people (temporary tenants the land lord allowed to stay at Rogers house) who he believes to be Marilla and a friend. Special Tid Bit: This is the first episode in which we see Emmaline Henry on the series. She later made her first appearance as Mrs. Bellows in episode #50 "One of Our Bottles is Missing." From then on she remained on the series as Dr. Bellows wife Amanda. ___ #19 "Never Try to Outsmart a Genie" Original Air Date: January 29, 1966 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Martin A. Ragaway Directed by: Herb Wallerstein Tony is about to leave for an ocean voyage to Italy. Jeannie is dead set on going with him, but Tony is apprehensive about taking her. Meanwhile Roger couldn't be happier if she stayed at home. Tony knows if Jeannie stays Roger is going to end up pleading with Jeannie until he has everything he wants. But Tony also knows a genie on board the ship could cause trouble. Meanwhile Roger has started clearing out his belongings to make room for all the things he'll get from Jeannie while Tony is away. Dr. Bellows finds out and believes Roger is suffering from megalomania. Tony agrees to allow Jeannie to travel with him if she acquires the proper paperwork. Knowing it will be nearly impossible for her to obtain a passport by natural non magical means. If she gets the passport she travels as a woman with him. If she doesn't she must travel in her bottle. ___ #20 "My Master the Doctor" Original Air Date: February 5, 1966 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper Roger is hospitalized for an appendectomy. When Jeannie hears Tony comment on how as a child he always wanted to be a doctor Jeannie turns him into a surgeon. But when Roger sees it's Tony in the mask and gown brandishing a scalpel Roger makes like a rocket out of the room exclaiming he doesn't need his appendix out. ___ #21 "Jeannie and the Kidnap Caper" Original Air Date: February 12, 1966 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper Tony feels he's gotten too lazy since Jeannie arrived. So he decides to make her stop helping him. At his request she takes the oath of the genies and refuses all further requests. Unfortunately moments later Tony is kidnapped by two Chinese secret agents and Tony is left helpless. If Jeannie breaks her oath her powers will vanish and legend has it she will be turned into a pillar of salt. ___ #22 "How Lucky Can You Get?" Original Air Date: February 19, 1966 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Claudio Guzman Tony and Roger have both been promoted to Majors. To celebrate they are off for fun and relaxation in Reno. There's just one problem: Roger wants to take Jeannie with him, while Tony wants her to stay home. After sneaking her into his luggage Roger totes Jeannie along with them. In Reno Jeannie blinks the craps games so Tony always rolls the winning dice, winning a fortune. While poor Roger continually looses. ___ #23 "Watch the Birdie" Original Air Date: February 26, 1966 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper With a blink Jeannie gives Tony the skill of a professional golfer. After seeing Tony's amazing drives General Peterson insists that Tony be his partner for an upcoming match with his friend and rival Admiral Tugwell. Convinced he can help Peterson win without Jeannie's help, Tony corks her up and heads for the course. __ #24 "The Permanent House Guest" Original Air Date: March 5, 1966 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Claudio Guzman Jeannie complains that her master never asks for anything extravagant. After coaxing him into allowing her to blink him up 'just one big thing.' Tony closes his eyes and is rewarded with an elephant in his bedroom. Just as Dr. Bellows arrives, who soon decides to move in with Tony to figure out exactly what is going on. Before long Bellows has nearly lost his mind after enduring a number of nerve shattering experiences (Jeannie's blinks) which have him believing that Tony's house is haunted. ___ #25 "Bigger Than a Breadbox and Better Than a Genie" Original Air Date: March 12, 1966 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Claudio Guzman Tony and Jeannie both notice that Roger has stopped hounding them for special requests. They both find out that he's been seeing a so called fortune teller named Madame Zolta. Tony decides to show her up for the fraud that she is by concocting a story about an Aunt Susan and Uncle Jeff. Zolta produces his fake relatives and confirms she is a fraud to Tony. Unable to stay out of the fun Jeannie pops in and begins wreaking havoc during the séance. Embarrassing the con artist Zolta. ___ #26 "My Master, the Great Rembrandt" Original Air Date: March 19, 1966 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Claudio Guzman Tony is painting a recreation of one of Rembrandts most famous pieces. Jeannie blinks and turns the recreation into the original. After auctioning the painting off a specialist is flown in from the Louvre to examine the painting and confirm the spreading belief that Tony has stolen the original and tried to pass it off as his own. __ #27 "My Master, the Thief" Original Air Date: April 2, 1966 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper While Jeannie is visiting a local museum which is featuring artifacts from Bukistan, her old homeland Jeannie see's a pair of her old slippers. Naturally she wants them back and swipes them with a fast blink. As always Dr. Bellows catches wind of the stolen slippers and attempts to catch Tony red-handed. He wouldn't have suspected Tony if he hadn't seen him acting suspicious with a women's shoe box under his arm. __ #28 "This is Murder" Original Air Date: April 9, 1966 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper Tony is to escort a visiting Arab princess while in Florida. After finding that Jeannie has made an oath to kill anyone in the princesses family (for an insult made three thousand years before) Tony is desperate to find a way to keep Jeannie occupied. Some of the insane assignments he sends her on are: building a ski chalet in Bermuda and creating a pineapple plantation in Alaska. Only Jeannie returns with news of his chalet and a pineapple under her arm sooner than he expected with the princess in his living room. __ #29 "My Master, the Magician" Original Air Date: April 23, 1966 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by: Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper Dr. Bellows has been driving poor General Peterson to the brink with the hair brained accusations he has about Major Nelson. Tired of the nonsense the General warns the doctor that the next time he finds Tony doing anything odd he better have it in writing. Later, Dr. Bellows catches Tony levitating in his living room (Jeannie's relaxation technique). Tony tries to explain it as a magic act he's been practicing for the NASA Follies and Talent Show. Bellows demands Tony sign a letter claiming he was seen levitating. Now Tony must perform it for him at the show. Meanwhile Bellows has set for a famous magician to watch from the audience and prove that Nelson is a fraud. ___ #30 "I'll Never Forget What's Her Name" Original Air Date: May 7, 1966 Original Air Time: 6:00pm Written by Sidney Sheldon Directed by: Hal Cooper Just before he is to escort his aunts friend Miss Gordon, he is struck over the head by a falling vase in the kitchen. The result is amnesia. Only the amnesia surrounds Jeannie, everything else he remembers except her. He mistakes Jeannie for Miss Gordon and not only falls in love with her, but proposes marriage as well. Roger tries to reveal the truth to Tony. But every time he tries Jeannie blinks him elsewhere. Special Tid Bit: This episode of I Dream of Jeannie was the very last television show to be broadcast in black and white in the United States. By the fall season of 1966 every network had begun broadcasting 'in living color.'

Dear Diary, After only a short time with my master, I have found him to be the most wonderful, kind, sensitive and clever master I have ever had. I have known since that first moment when he found me that I was in love. The problem is, he will not tell me that he loves me. Could it be that he does not? When I try to do things for him -- give him great and wonderful gifts, shower him with affection -- he only wants me to: a) take the gifts away and b) "Stop it, Jeannie!" Oh, how can I make my master understand that I do this to please him? Not to annoy him. This morning, for instance, I went to my neighborhood grocer to shop for my master's supper. (A man on television told me to go.) When I returned, my master said he would like to go swimming. So, I blinked him a swimming pool! He did not appreciate it. So, I blinked the pool out. My master was not pleased that I left him buried in the cement. Oh, well... Oh, the most wonderful thing has happened! At the market today, I was reminded of the time in Ancient Baghdad when Ali, Killer of Many Giant Men attacked me in the Marketplace! Well, that is not the wonderful thing, but when I told my master this morning, ooooo, he was so angry. He wanted me to take him to Ali so that he could avenge this great insult. My hero... When my master and I arrived in Ancient Baghdad and we found Ali, my master attacked him. Right there in the Marketplace! Our ancient proposal custom! My master does love me! I told Mama and Papa right away. They were so thrilled. They began making plans for our wedding while I went searching for my master. He had managed to get himself sold in the slave auction and then imprisoned. Is that not sweet? I rushed to my master before Ali could do him any harm. And there he stands, across the room. He is talking to my father. I hope they get along well. I must attend to my guests. More later... My master is an insincere, deceitful rat! He does not wish to marry me. What is worse, he would rather be breathing at NASA than remain here in Baghdad with me in our new home. So be it! I blinked him back so that he might keep Ali company for a while. Always the same old thing. When I want my master, he does not care. But when he wants me -- ho ho -- he thinks he can just call and I will come to him. Well. Just this once. I do not wish my master to become a shish kabob. I will let him suffer the slings and arrows of my father for the moment and maybe he will change his mind. This master of mine is very firm in his convictions. That is why he is once again with Ali. But oh, my. He does care for me. He was going to allow the hot iron to pierce his flesh before he told Ali where I was. I cannot allow him to come to harm. We will let Ali pick on someone his own size from now on. Perhaps the rats in the palace need some discipline. My master is still a rat. Even though he said some lovely things to me when he thought that I would not come back, he still was going to take out Miss Full Moon -- I mean Miss Galaxy. (The fat showoff.) I do not think the restaurants of Cocoa Beach allow men in towels to dine, though. But I will let my master figure that one out!

Dear Diary, The albatrosses came again today. They are such lovely friends. They bring shells and flowers and trinkets of affection and lay them next to my bottle. They are such lovely... They are my only friends. How long has it been? I have been in my bottle -- in my prison -- for 2,000 years. Cast into the angry seas from the shores of my home in Baghdad by the Blue Djinn. I do not hate easily, but I have had so many evil thoughts of him over the centuries. It is not pleasant to hate. I floated from ocean to ocean until I reached my new home. I could feel the warmth of these waters through my bottle and it warmed my soul. A rolling wave gently tossed my bottle onto the shores of this island and here I have remained for centuries upon more. But the albatrosses have kept me company. I can see them enjoying the freedom of flight around this beautiful island. The greenery is so lush. And what I would not give to walk along this beach and feel the warmth of the sand below my feet. Even as a genie, I have no power over the cork that imprisons me in my bottle. If only my feathered friends could help, but alas, they cannot. I am filled with sadness again today. As I have been for the last 2,000 years. If only it helped to cry... Today, I saw a great streak of light in the sky and heard a boom of thunder. It frightened me because the sky was clear and warm and blue. Have I existed here so long only to finally experience the end of the earth? The great streak in the sky crashed into the ocean and I watched it bobble in the water. Perhaps it was a huge genie bottle cast from the heavens by Allah into these waters of the earth. If it was, this genie could get out, for I saw a hole blown high into the air above it and I saw that it was -- a man!! It is true! Truly, a man is escaping from the oddly shaped bottle in which he was imprisoned! He must be a very powerful Djinn to escape from the bottle of Allah. Through my bottle, I could see him swimming to shore. When he reached the sand, I could see that he was exhausted. Maybe he is not a Djinn, but instead a mortal man. If only I could help him... I tapped on the glass of my bottle and my albatross friends could see what I was asking of them. They helped to roll my bottle toward the man. He was making shapes in the sand. A snake, a circle and another snake. What could it mean? My bottle rolled to him, but he would not take notice. I prayed that he would see me. After all these years, might I finally be freed by this man? Finally, after trying several times to use my bottle for part of his art in the sand, he picked up the bottle and examined it. I thought my heart would leap out of my mouth when I saw such a wise and handsome face as his! I prayed that he would release me and at last, he pulled the cork from the bottle! I was free!!! When I smoked out of my bottle and materialized before him as a woman, he appeared to be startled. After breathing in my first breath of fresh air in 2,000 years, I realized that I had forgotten myself. I knelt before him and told him (according to the ancient laws of the Great Djinn) that his wish was my command, but he did not tell me to rise. I do not believe he understood me. I walked toward him and with each step, I came to realize that his was the most handsome face I had ever seen. But there was something else. I did not realize it then, but this was what it was like to fall in love. I know that now. He seemed so surprised to see me and even more surprised when I kissed him. He said words to me I did not understand. "I musta gone further into orbit than I thought." How can I make him know that I was now his genie and that he was my master for eternity and all time after!? Surprise! My master was trying his best to communicate his thoughts to me. I thought he wanted a great falcon. The concerned look on his face told me that I was wrong. He was also displeased with the boat I sent him. Then he said these words and I knew what he was asking of me. "Oh, Jeannie, I wish you could speak English." "Yoh-sho-he peirian -- somehow I must find a way to please thee, Master." He asked me to blink him a large bird called a helicopter. I thought the falcon was more the pet for my new master, but if it pleases him, that is all that matters. It did please him. At least for a moment. He thanked me and said he was setting me free. I had to tell him that now I was free and I was free to be his genie and grant him any wish he so desired. But he would not listen to me. After so many years of being alone in my prison, can it be that the most wonderful master in the whole world is leaving me?!?! No!! I will not permit it. He will come to love me. But he has to know me first. If he leaves me, how shall this come to pass?? I blinked into my bottle again -- as terrifying as that was -- and I rolled it into the material he was carrying with him to the large, noisy bird. More after this adventure in the bird... Well, it is not a palace, but it is very pleasant. My master will be so happy to find me here when he returns home. Truly, he does not live like a sultan, but he has many odd inventions in these meager rooms. From metal spouts all about his home, water flows. I can turn it on and off at will. And make it any temperature -- without magic! My master has something else that amazes me. A magic box. It sits in the middle of the large room, dark and motionless. I stared at the large, glass eye a long time before I gathered the courage to examine it more closely. It seems the magic does not work unless you push and pull and turn the metal bits over its framework. It frightens me that perhaps my master is a Djinn after all. What if he is not the kind man I believed him to be? When I turned the knob on the box, its magic came to life. I ran across the room and hid behind my masters divan. There, I was free to watch the magic on the box. After several hours, I was still watching the magic on the box. I watched people of all colors in many different places have many different conversations. I thought at first that they were speaking to me. A moment ago, a man's voice on the magic box called to me and asked me if I had "soft, smooth, young-looking skin". I told him yes, I thought I did, but he did not seem to hear me. I must ask my master about this magic box when he returns home. Until then, I will play with the water spouts... I was letting the spout in the room next to my master's sleeping chamber wash all over me when I heard my master's voice. I dried myself and put on one of my master's garments. Did I hear another voice other than my master's? I opened the door to find him with a black-haired demon! She looked at me as if her eyes were armed with daggers! I did not like this one. She is made of ice. She could never make my master happy. When she had gone, I felt I had to speak to my master of this one. "What was that one doing here, Master?" "That one was my fiancée." "Ha! Thou art kidding." To my horror, I discovered that they were to be married! Marriage is supposed to make one happy. If indeed, my master looked happy, I would serve them both with pleasure. Truly, I would. But my master does not look happy. His face twists into one filled with anguish every time her name is mentioned. This is not the face of a man in love. At least not with the black-haired demon. To my chagrin, my master tried to kill me today. He tricked me into my bottle and allowed me to be thrown into a crushing device. I was terrified, but I was screaming in anger, also. I stopped when I realized that my master was screaming as well before he pulled me from the jaws of death. Even though it did make him look a bit foolish to the people around him. The black-haired demon returned to my master's palace again tonight. This time with her father. My master looked very worried around him. Maybe it was because I was making fun of the demon in a chair behind her. My master was not amused. Oh, how can I make him understand that I only wish to please him? I kissed his lips again after the demon and its father had left. This time, he returned my kiss!! But, as with all good things, it seemed that this would not last. He wants me to leave by the time he awakens in the morning. I think I will stay. And my master will soon come to appreciate me. He will if it kills me.

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NIGHT, from above I am the sable Night; and all sleeps through my might. Of Orpheus I'm the wife, playtime of vice and strife. I'm guardian of the thief; of lovers friend in chief. I am the sable Night, and have it in my might To magnify excess, and mankind to depress. My mantle hides the face of every whore's disgrace. Ere Phoebus' light shall flame, I shall begin a game. You offspring of my heart, daughters of lust, come start, You Furies; up arise, and let yourselves appear; Come diligently learn what soon must happen here. ALECTO What says dark Night, the Queen of midnight still ? What is there new? What's your desire and will? MÆGERA Hotfoot from Acheron's pit Mægera stands To hear, Witch of Ill Fate, thy sweet commands. THISIPHONE Thisiphone I; what hast in mind ? now say Black Hecate, how to serve thee best I may. NIGHT Hearken, all ye three Furies, hear! offspring of darkness, bearers of all misfortune, listen to your poppy-crowned Queen of Night, protectress of thieves and robbers, friend and light to the incendiary, lover of stolen goods, and most-beloved goddess of all dishonourable loves, how often will my evil altar be honoured for this deed! This night and during the coming day you must assist me, for the king of this realm burns in lust for his brother's wife, for whose sake he has murdered him that he may possess her and the kingdom. Now is the hour at hand in which he will celebrate his nuptials with her. I shall throw my mantle over them so that they see not their sin. Wherefore be ready to sow the seeds of discord, mix poison into their marriage and jealousy into their hearts. Kindle a fire of revenge, and make its sparks fly throughout the kingdom, entangle blood- brothers in the snare of incest, rejoice the infernal regions with deeds of ruthless and rancorous malice; be gone, hasten and fulfil my behests. THISIPHONE Enough. I've heard; I'll finish, quickly too, More than Night by herself could plan to do. MÆGERA Pluto himself can not inspire in me More ill than men shall very shortly see. ALECTO I fan the sparks, and make the fire to burn. Within two days, all joy I'll overturn. NIGHT Then haste; I now ascend; your tasks attend!

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RHETT: No. I'm through with everything here. I want peace. I want to see if somewhere if there is something left in life with charm and grace. Do you know what I'm talking about? SCARLETT: No. I only know that I love you. RHETT: That's your misfortune. SCARLETT: Rhett! If you go, where shall I go? What shall I do? RHETT: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. SCARLETT: I can't let him go. I can't. There must be some way to bring him back. Oh, I can't think about that now. I'll go crazy if I do, I...I'll think about it tomorrow. I must think about it. I must think about it. What is there to do? What is there that matters? ( The words other father and Ashley thunder in her ear.) Mr. O'HARA: You mean to tell me, Katie Scarlett O'Hara, that Tara doesn't mean anything to you? That land is the only thing that matters. It's the only thing that lasts. ASHLEY: Something you love better than me, though you may not know it. Mr. O'HARA: Tara, it's this from where you get your strength. ASHLEY: Tara, the red earth of Tara. Mr. O'HARA: That land's the only thing that matters, it's the only thing that lasts. ASHLEY: Something you love better than me, though you may not know it, Tara. Mr. O'HARA: ...From which you get your strength... ASHLEY: ... the red earth of Tara. Mr. O'HARA: Lands the only thing that matters... ASHLEY: something you love better than me... Mr. O'HARA plus ASHLEY: ...the red earth of Tara...Tara!... Tara!... Tara! SCARLETT: Tara! Home. I'll go home. And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day! (The end)