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What are you waiting for?
You do something to my soul
The heady mix of chemistry
Has me losing all control
This is not something
That I would usually do
It's in the way that you walk
The way that you talk
Sexiness just oozes from you
You do something to my soul
You are the missing link
That makes me feel whole
I can say the things
That you cannot express
I can give you clarity
When your life is a mess
I can ease your tension
And relive you of your stress
What ever the ailment
You know I am the cure
So please stop pretending
That you don't need me anymore
I crave you
I simply cannot get enough
Of the crazy things you do
Your sweet velvet touch
Takes me to ecstasy
You satisfy my every need
Just unbelievably sexy
You fill me with these feelings
That I have never felt before
My every desire is met
And so much more
Tending to my every need
Rocking me to my core
I need you
I ache for you
I want everything you are
And so much more
And there are still so many things
That we have yet to explore
So come on in
Don’t play shy
You have been here before
And Baby, Sweet Baby
Don’t forget to lock the door
Our eyes are locked
In a lovers embrace
Our skin begins to tingle
Our hearts starts to race
Face to face
Cheek to cheek
There is no need for words
As our bodies start to speak
I think about making love to you
Throughout the long hard day
I want to be inside of you
In every single way
I want to know your
Deepest darkest fantasies
I want you to share
All of your secrets with me
I want to taste your tears
As they gently run
I want to see the look down
upon you pretty face
Just as you cum
I want your passionate sex
All through the night
I want to take away your fears
And make everything right
I want to polish you up
So that you shine bright
And then snuggle up together
In front of a roaring fire
To greet mornings first light
Wiser men than me
Have fallen for her charms
Stronger men than me
Have melted in her arms
She knows what turns you on
She knows your darkest fantasy
She a a sex kitten
Sultry deeply erotic
And Irresistibly sexy
You may as well quit now
As you do not stand a chance
You are never going to win
To man or woman
She is undeniable, irresistible
Full of temptation and sin
How do you mend
A broken heart
How do you fix something
That has been torn apart
How do you fix something
That was shattered
Into a thousand pieces
How do you put that back together
How do you iron out the creases
How do you mend
A broken heart
Take a deep breath
And make a new start
Put one foot
In front of the other
Take it in your stride
Don't be held back
By foolish pride
The pieces are all there
Some small and tattered
But have faith and see
What really mattered
Face your fears
Take on the pain
And try not to make
The same mistakes again
If I told you all of my secrets
Would you tell
Would you judge me
Like the others
Turn your back on me
Would you condemn me to hell
We cannot base this relationship
Just on chemistry and lust
If you honestly want to be with me
There is a big issue here
And it is called trust
A Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
"When the heart is flooded with love there is no room in it for fear, for doubt, for hesitation. When each partner loves so completely that he has forgotten to ask himself whether or not he is loved in return; when he only knows that he loves and is moving to its music-then, and then only, are two people able to dance perfectly in tune to the same rhythm."
