Buttercup's blog: "Squirrels in heat"

It's funny how sceptical of others people have become.  I tend to see the good in others, thus, my career choice; but I am bewildered by some who seem jaded to the point of paranoia.  I began to understand that ultimately, my undergraduate degree in Philosophy could come to some incredible use again.  lol....here is my argument.  From the nut's shell:

I am me unless you are not you either as there is no way to prove said facts if one of us doesn't exist, to say nothing of neither existing and if one is disproving the other, there's no telling how many people could go missing.  That's right.  Even cute ones like me.  lol  , thus we are not.  If we are not we cannot be fighthing.  I would like to argue I am me on the grounds no one is really anyone, why not?  Oh and because I am me.  DNA sample?  To compare with what?  picture.  Driver's license (yeah, right) to compare with what?  This is to inform you that while you may think you are on to some conspiracy, directed at you, there's good news.  No one is.  Bad news.  You need meds.  (I said that with a very sweet smile on my face).   It's tiring.  It's all happened before and it's tiring.  Of course it works out and I come out on cam and blah blah blah 

Reasons you, not being you, cannot dispense with judgement upon moi:

1.  You cannot possibly prove you are you without refererencing someone else you deem relevent who is none the less not proven to exist, either.  

2.  You may spell better than I can?  But I have biting, cutting, wit" (per my oldest brother).  Thus I shall flog you for your distrust in me and punish you by forgetting about all of it.  HA.  

3.  I have a secret math formula.  If I write it out you will disappear.  

4.  Anyone found disappearing will be reported as non existent immediately.  

5.  Yes, these are also kinda like rules 

6.  People with extraordinarily large breasts of other body parts cannot logically exist due to centripital force.  I forget what that is?  And I can't spell it?  But it is a fact.  

7.  I am amusing enough to exist in the minds of many, many people whom I don't want to see that often.  

8.  Really?  That hurt my feelings.  

9.  If I get my feelings hurt I at least exist but if I'm not me, who the hell am i?  Should we check the wal mart "missing and endangered" poster wall or the police /FBIrecords?

10.  Yes, this is ridiculous.  Such is life.  So are yew...

Ally