> One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
> suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool
> and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped to save him. She swam to the
> bottom and pulled Jim out.
>
> When the director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
> considered her to be mentally stable. She went to tell Edna the news and
> said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news."
>
> "The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
> rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
> another patient, I have concluded that your act displays a sound mind."
>
> "The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his
> bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am
> sorry, but he's dead."
>
> Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
> can I go home?"
