Johnnydevil's blog: "Real Fu-Kin Life."

Hey all. How are we? 

Sorry I'm not responding or doing much or taking forever to reply. But you know, life and things happen...

But with that being said..I'd like to touch on something...

something near and dear to all of you that aren't robotic buy-in rank-level-acheivement-I-live-on-Fu machines. 

It's called "Feelings"

People catch them.

Not quite on the level that most of you were catching mono or getting that woody pecker from peoples' pages (although that is quite hilarious from quite a few different points of view) no no,

I mean real ones.

Real ones for the person that is always on your page. Always posting snarky statuses to seem interesting. Or the ones that post random song lyrics in order to give the impression that they are "deep" on some level. You know, that one that's a Fubar superstar. The attractive male. The attractive female.

At least by Fubar standards.

By those same standards they are rather shall we say "popular."

On some non numeric or color level. They are the ones that reply to the seemingly incessant inboxes and shoutboxes and picture comments saying that they are "so hot" and "I'd kill for you" or some other over the top not actually based in any kind of reality shit that gets posted here thousands of times a day if not hundreds of times a second.

They are usually a non-top level VIP and have all the cute blings and all of that cool for Fu stuff.

You know the types I am referring to.

They put out a good image on this site, they do. Of course now, come on people, you know that most of those men and women just don't sit on here all day. That's not their reality at all.Actually they are probably taken in real-life. And in quite a few more instances that most would like to admit....

They are frigging married.

Not Fu married.

Real fu-king life married.

So their actions on here are quizzical at best.

Like, do they really need to kick people's bling off of a tooltip or reply to every comment on some "hot" dude or chicks page they are trying to "claim" on some level basically to what amounts to pissing on their page for attention?

No. 

Do they do it? Of course!

You see this all over attactive or deemed-to-be-important for some reason or another male profiles on this site. Go look at those thirsty bitches. What would happen if you tried that shit in a real bar with real people? They would call you shall we say a variety of names to described what basically amounts to negative descriptions of a promiscuous female to say the least. That leaves an open door in a male's mind that "hey who cares if this bitch is married or taken - she clearly doesn't and she's putting herself out there like THAT - I'm going to make my shot."And what usually happens? 

People's feeling get hurt.

Why?

All because some narcissistic person, who never had any kind of intention to take things with that person to another level, felt the need to fill some empty void in their existice. All while they are real-life taken.

How about this instead?

Pay attention to your real life man so the first thing he doesn't want to do when he comes home is pick up a video game controller to drown you out. Or want to log in to Twitter, Facebook, webcam sites or Instagram and try to talk to other females. Or, while not every instance is the same, if you are THAT unhappy in your real life with your husband or boyfriend then be an adult and just fucking leave.

Everyone will be better off that way. The way no one is better off is flirting yourself silly on Fubar.com, leading people on and then saying "oops I'm taken."

No one has time for that shit.

And then the males.

If you're on here and have a real life wife or girlfriend, it is entirely too easy for males (I say males not men, there is a categorical difference..lol) to get caught up in the visuals and attention that is very easy to obtain here on Fubar.com.

It really is.

If a man is serious about his real life situation and is taken, it does take a certain degree of checking themselves in order to not find themselves in some trouble they probably don't want.This culture makes it very easy to do so.The males don't play bling and profile comment games (as hard) as the females do. No no. They resort to things like private messages, picture comments and the most near and dear to their heart thing that they love to do - take it off Fu. 

They take it off Fu so they can control the narrative of who sees what.

It's shady and sneaky.

It leaves themselves less vulnerable to being exposed for doing things quite honestly - they shouldn't be doing while in a relationship. Odds are your snapchat and kik and WhatsAPP chats aren't going to be taken and sent to your signifigant other - unless you piss off the wrong female and then well, as they say, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

They will find you, believe it.

But the males tend to do more destructive harm from a "feelings" point of view then the females do. They lead them on, promise them the free world. Dish out compliments they probably found off of a love site while doing a Google search. You know, the usual tried and true method of a weird kind of internet "courtship."

All while married, taken, or talking to double digit other females.

Some are so lazy and brazen they even copy and past the same garbage over and over - like fishing.  And eventually a female will catch feelings around here and buy into the "I'm leaving her and this is only a friend" bullshit the married or taken male says to them. It happens all day every day my friends.Then the females lose their minds and you all know how the rest goes. 

You know the "drama" no one seems to claim to ever want but finds it non stop?

Yeah those.

So guess what happens?

The feelings of the female get hurt.All while the male is real life married or taken and has lied non stop about all of it from go.How about this instead? Take your real life wife or girlfriend out. Spend some time to notice what she actually enjoys and give her some real life attention. Pay attention to her in a way other than 'omg babe let's have sex - that the female more often than not doesn't even really enjoy or get off to anyway.' See what she likes, her hobbies, things she enjoys, her favorite foods, drinks, etc.

Little things go a long way with females yet a large percentage of males take no time or effort into actually trying to make it work.They just come on Fu, complain, hit on anything with a god damn snapchat filtered default that makes them all look like a perfect 19 year old animal with floppy ears - and waste their time there. Once again, if you are that unhappy in your relationship be and adult and fucking leave already.

No one has time for that shit either.

And a special kudos to those Fu's who stay true to themselves, their real life marriages and real life relationships and treat them with the priority and seriousness they deserve.

You are far and away the most unappreciated and respected batch of folks that spend their time here on Fubar.com.

Even though your whole "FM2RLGF2RLB2" names are well, yeah.

But we appreciate you putting it out there that you're taken!At the end of the day, actions speak louder than words, per usual.You would better better served to spend time with and devote your efforts to those that actually are worth your time and not a waste of it.You don't need the empty attention that bad.

No one does.

Those that do should be treated accordingly.Maybe one day they too will find happiness - in the real world.

Have a great night and thank you for reading as always!.

Feeling this theme?

Want to hear a female's point of view?

Awesome!

Check out the link below to my wifey's post as well!

https://fubar.com/bodied/b370443-1320167

Thanks!

- JD