ARA's blog: "surveys and the like"

...::About Me::...<3 Full Name: Norman John Pattison Nicknames: stormin, norm the fun luvin asshole Eye Color: brown with green and gold flecking like a hawks Hair Color: brown Height: 5'11" Shoe Size: 11 Ring Size: 11 Heritage: German, Irish, English, scottish, spainard, basque, french, hungarian, romainian, austrian, arapaho Graduating Year: 1983 Birthdate: 10/25/65 Zodiac Sign: Scorpio ...::Firsts::... Concert: aerosmith Best Friend: tommy no idea where he is now Crush: tina chapman Pet: dog - captian Sport: baseball ...::Have You Ever::... Sky Dived: Never Bungee Jumped: Never Gone out of the Country: mexico, canada Beaten Someone Up: yes Gotten Beat Up: yep Killed an Animal: used to hunt dear and rabbit Swam in the Ocean: the pacific and the alantic Broke the Law: too many times to count Smoked: yes in fact time for a smoke now Chewed Tobacco: Nope Drank: yep Been Kissed: hell yea Been In Love: yes Dumped Someone: Yes Been Dumped: Sure have Broken Someone's heart: Yes-Unfortunately Had Your Heart Broken: Many times Liked Someone Who Didn't Like You Back: I am sure Broken A Bone: many lol Had Surgery: Nope Had an X-ray or MRI: both Failed a Class: yep ...::Favorites::...<3 Color: deep royal blue almost black Food: pizza Drink: orange monster Snack: chips and salsa Cereal: cpt crunch Ice Cream: Chocolate Candy: milky way dark Restaurant: don jose Fast Food Place: jack in the box or Arbys Store: dj culture in huntington beach Animal: wolf Quote: fuck it all and fucking no regrets (metallica-damage incorparated) Sport To Play: bodyboarding ( you dont play so much as do it) Sport To Watch: football or nascar Movie: Too many to list TV Show: house Type Of Music: anything but country Band: to many to mentioned Singer: hmmmm currently i am loving chrissie hynde Song: brass in pocket ...::This//Or//That::... Pepsi or Coke: coke Vanilla or Chocolate: Chocolate Cake or Ice Cream: Both McDonalds or Burger King: Burger king Love or Money: For sure LOVE Music or TV: MUSIC Cat or Dog: I love both Mom or Dad: mom Truck or Car: car Ocean or Lake: ocean Yahoo or Hotmail: both Google or AJ: GOOGLE Light or Dark: Dark Country or City: city Rain or Sunshine: I love both, but nothing is better than a perfect rain/thunderstorm-so sexy ...::The Opposite Sex::... First Thing You Notice: Eyes Personality or Looks: Both Hair Color: I like dark blondes or brunettes Eye Color: hazel Short or Tall: doesnt matter Romanic or Spontaneous: both Sense of Humor or Sweet: both Hook up or Relationship: i love relationships but when i am single i love hook ups :P ...::Currently::... Feeling: Tired and horny Listening To: csi Wanna: in texas getting my life restarted Doing Besides Typing: being naked with someone Thinking About: wold crazy sex Wearing: camo cargo shorts a t shirt and hat no underwear In Love: not gonna answer Single: very much Best Friends: jenn, james, kim, bill, & ben ...::The Future::... Career: work with computers Marriage: been there done that wont do it again Kids: no thank you ARE YOU A VIRGIN: hell no DO U HAVE ANY PIERCINGS: noy anymore HAVE ANY TATTOOS: one and 4 more planed so far DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND....(NAME): nope AGE: 42 HAVE YOU USED CONDOMS LATELY, IN ANY WAY: nope R U A CLEAN FREAK: nope HAVE U GOT IN A FIGHT IN THE PAST WEEK: nope HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX IN THE BATHROOM: hell yea :) HAVE UR PARENTS CAUGHT U HAVING SEX: mom walked in on me once lol DO U BELIEVE IN SEX AT FIRST SIGHT: sure why not DO YOU HAVE POT IN UR SYSTEM RIGHT NOW: nope WHAT ABOUT ALCOHOL: Nope GOT ANY KIDS: have one somewhere its a real long story DO U DO PILLS: I have DO U DO WEED: not for years DO U DRINK: on occasion DO U CONSIDER URSELF A SLUT/WHORE: when i am single i sure am DO U SMOKE CIGGS: Sure do IF SO WHAT KIND: newports DO U LIVE IN A TRAILOR PARK: nope HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED: once never did again IF SO, WAS IT WORTH IT: No R U GOING TO A PARTY 2-NIGHT: nope DO U SHOOT UP: HELL NO!!!! DO U OWN A GUN: yes EVER GOT IT IN THE BUTT: nope HAVE U EVER TRIED 69: love it DO U TAKE NUDE PICS: I have and i am not shy about them DO U LOOK AT PORN: HELL YES!!!! HAS UR B.F/G.F TOLD U THEY LOVED YOU IN THE PAST 2 DAYS: DONT HAVE ONE :( DO U CONSIDER URSELF PRETTY: I AM AVERAGE OLDEST PERSON U DATED: a 38 year old when i was 18 WHO: her name was karen HAVE U EVER HOOKED UP WITH SUM1 WHO HAD A B.F/G.F: yes DATED SUM1 WHO HAD HERPES: Nope EVER TRIED CRACK: NOPE!!!! FAVORITE LOVE SONG: true love pt.2 by X EVER THINK ABOUT KILLING URSELF: yes often in my life but i made a promise to a dieing friend to not do so and i keep my word EVER BEEN TO THE (CRAZY HOUSE): no but still time left :P DO U LOVE THIS SURVEY: It is interesting Do you like it rough or sensual?: i like both depends on mood Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: I LOVE women How often do you like to have sex?: EVERY DAY Is sex a top priority for you?: have to say yes Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: sometimes :P How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: cant say it happened How do you feel about one night stands?: They are fun!!! How many one night stands have you had?: Quite a few!!! What's your favorite position?: 69 Where's your favorite place to have sex?: Anywhere! Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: I like both! Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: yep How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: It varies- can be anywhere from 10 minutes to 3 hours Do you get off first or do they?: they do Do you like kissing during sex?: I love to kiss Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?: i moan and i am loud Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: i like them loud Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: Nope How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 11 How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: Just one What does your favorite fore-play include?: Kissing, teasing, eating, sucking Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: yep Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: i prefer to have one but will settle for randoms when i am single Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: Yes and i enjoy it a lot When and where was your wildest sex ever?: me and 3 women in a hotel on my 23rd birthday they all were submisive to me and it was thier idea What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: being a master for half the weekend then switching off and being submisive for the rest Have you ever done porn?: i have some video :P Have you ever have sex for money?: No but I would Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: Nope Is the sex still good when your cheating?: Sure I guess During sex... what are you thinking about?: i am thinking about what i am going to do next to increase my partners pleasure Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: either How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: depends 2-8 i guess Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: Every single time Could you live without sex?: i would lose my mind How often do you find sex boring?: rarely How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: depends on the partner Do you like to perform oral sex?: love it Do you like to recieve oral sex?: one of my favorite things Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: yep Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: all of the above Have you ever had interracial sex?: yes Have you ever been caught in the act? yes Have you ever had sex while at work?: Nope Have you ever had sex while at school?: Nope What is something that you would never consider doing?: No animals, no children and no poop and no urine Have you ever had sex on drugs?: Drunk / lsd / extacy / pot / mushrooms Would you ever have sex in public?: often What's your biggest turn on?: kissing my ears and neck Do you spit or swallow?: i love the tatse of the woman How many times have you gotten off in one night?: 9 Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: i have and want to do it again Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: nope Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: Nope!! Do you ever have sex in the shower?: often What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: in an abandoned catholic church What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: 20 yearl older than me when i was 18 Do you feel your up to par in bed?: I think I am a pretty good lay!! Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: hell yes What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: had too much to drink whisky dick moment How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: unless they 18 sex isnt an opyion with me Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: naked all the way Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: nope Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: yep What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: at renfaire in front of about 80 ppl Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back seat: all of the above Do you were protection as often as you should?: yes Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: long story If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: Nope Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: both What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: i love d cups :) Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: I have and want to more Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: never Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: Yes I can and her name is april If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: April spell your middle name backward: nhoj story behind your first name: it means man from the north or norseman i was named after the greatest man i ever knew my mothers father when's your birthday: 10/25/65 where do you live: currently fountain valley california soon to be in katy texas DESCRIBE YOUR: wallet: Black leather your eyes: brown with green and gold flecking like a hawks toothbrush: blue jewelry worn daily: silver rope necklace with silver ring on it cell phone: Silver LG Env pillow cover right now: blue car: 2000 toyota camry bedroom: dont have one currently sunglasses: dark black shampoo: vo5 cologne and/or perfume: stetson CD in stereo right now: oakenfold piercings: none what you are wearing now? shorts t shirt wishing: 2000 bucks so i can move to texas wanting: sex what are you doing after this? relaxing and wishing i had some privacy The Rest if you could get away with cheating, would you: no person and/or people you wish you could see right now: prefer not answer some of your favorite movies: too many to list something you are looking forward to in the coming week: ... something you just ate: burritos a few hours ago something you are deathly afraid of: hmmmm cant think of anything do you like candles: yes do you like incense: yes do you like the taste of your blood: yea do you believe in love: Yes but it never seems to workout do you believe in love at first sight: nope are you in love?: no comment do you believe in heaven: No do you believe in God: No do you have a tattoo? one and 4 more planned are you addicted to Myspace: i deleted my myspace account can you eat with chopsticks: Nope whats your favorite coin: The dollar what are some of your favorite candies: milky way dark favorite Soda: monster kaos whats something you wish you could understand better: love if you could turn back time, what would you change? wouldnt have gotten married if given a million dollars whatis one thing you would buy? a house can you cook? yep are you shy around your crush: nope favorite Flower: blue rose do you know what it feels like to be in love: yes would you sacrifice your favorite possession for the best sex you will ever have? maybe depends on my mood lol