PuNkGuRrL's blog: "life in the quarter..."

THEY ARE DISCONTINUING MY CIGS!!!!! ::crys hysterically:: what am i gonna smoke now??? damn it... bastards they are!!! ::shakes her fist malevolently at R.J. Reynolds:: sigh.... oh well guess ill return to camel menthol or ill just completely go to smoking a pipe... ... no not that pipe.... a tobacco pipe... ill find something..... guess i know how katy feels now that she lost her lucky strike lites..

Okay so i have been having problems with my lap top charging... I bought a new adaptor hoping that would solve the problem... it didnt... the port is what needs to be replaced... I went to the site to check on the status of my warrantie... 82 days.... GREAT.... perfect timing... Vamp called up Dell and gave them the info they needed to identify my lap top... it was bought less than a year ago.. "not under warrantie?" "what do you mean refurbished?" this was the part of the conversation that got me listening... apparently Dell sells refurbished lap tops as brand new... this is what the manager told us... and therefore it does not come with the 1 year warrantie... but this was bought as being brand new... WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WARRANTIE>>??? maybe if they didnt make such shitty products they wouldnt have problems with selling dirty... im so ready to smash this lap top right now... i didnt want a dell when we were shopping for a lap top for me... and i still dont... im gonna go price out toshibas.... at least they have good warrantie's

Okay last night i got a phone call from Vamp... Todd was at the bar and needed my drag name for the show in 2 weeks... shit... i had been putting that off ... the ad was going out today and i had to get it to him by today... I walked into my bar this morning to work and i saw the one person who could help me.. TOPHER!!!! Quickly, we set to work discussing... finally (after about 5 mins) we had a name for me Dick Chainedme (Well lets see one of my routines that i am doing is Richard Cheese) (that and it fits my personality cause this is one PuNkGuRrL that LOVES bondage ... giggles) So it works! oh and we went out to one of the bars in metarie tonight and stopped at the mall real quick... I got myself a new pair of my "rockstar glasses" and Vamp got himself 2 belt buckles.... We were walking and wandered into hot topic... (ugh... how i hate that store.... ) vamp new i needed a new school girl skirt so we went through the rack seeing if there was anything i would want to wear... (the stores in the Quarter that sell school girl skirts put them out mostly for the strippers... and there is no way im walking around wearing a skirt that doesnt cover anything) well they had one i LOVED but it wasnt in my size... i picked one.. (it was ... ok..) and then i saw another rack... i saw this cute black and red one with straps and they had it in my size! YAY... sigh... its my least favorite store... and i hate buying anything there... but i needed one that would cover my ass (well... most of it ::wink::) so i guess it worked out... but that doesnt make up for the store sucking major corporate ass! ♥ PuNkGuRrL

So i walk to work this morning ( late as usual for my relief) and i see our cook digging in the trash cans down the street... Wtf? "Topher, what are you doing?" "I'm looking for a note..." "Wtf happened?" "Someone tried to rob the bar" pause.... "QUA? What do you mean someone tried to rob the bar?" "Ill tell you when i get down there... " Well now i felt bad that i was late.... all that was running through my mind was is everyone ok and who the fuck would be dumb enough to even attempt to rob us? I walked in and my boss was behind the bar. Counted on and attempted to find out what happened.. "stupid fucking crackhead (that was 86'd for filling his crack pipe and about to light it WHILE SiTTING AT THE BAR) came in with a note... " first of all... the bartender that was on.... we call her "Momma" ... Even if i were a crackhead i would never try to rob any one/place while she was working... im a tough bitch.. but Momma is ... well she's momma... short and has the mouth and attitude to back her power up... He handed her a note, which was poorly written.. so what does momma do? she spellchecks it and corrects his grammer... Now the crackhead, who was already thrown off by this told her quietly that he had a gun and wanted the money from the register... She looked dead in his face and asked him if he was stupid... "Do you know how many cops are out here?" She turned around and picked up the phone.. the guy walked quickly out of the bar and down the street... Momma and Topher went after him ... HE was getting the piss beat out of him down the street because he mugged some woman on the way... well the guy got the piss beat out of him by a bunch of people from the next bar up.. blood was everywhere... the guy was HIV+ ... momma threw away her shoes because they were covered in blood and im sure other ppl did as well.. the guy said 2 other crack heads put him up to it... I FUCKING HATE CRACKHEADS!!!!

so i got a call from Vamp at the bar.. David bought a new lap top.... he was sending it home with chris and jason... cool.. i get to set up his new lap top... i open it, brushing off the fact that the screen was smudged with fingerprints.. i plug it in and turn it on... last time i got a lap top there wernt already 2 users set up to use it... and limewire and a few other programs wernt already downloaded.... ring ring its now a new lap top... they sold him a used one.. WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE????????????? (btw i know ppl buy refurbished lap tops all the time but this was bought as being brand mother fucking new) Vamp is gonna go back to radio shack and raise a shit storm over it... thats soooo fucked up.......

Well i was sitting in the bar this evening talking to my friend Todd... he is the chairman for gay pride... Last year i was supposed to do a drag number for pride fest but work got in the way.. he invited me to do it this year... YAY!!! ive never technically done drag before... i was a theatre major and played many male roles esp with shakespeare... (but if anyone has seen the pics of me the tits kinda give away the fact that im a real girl and not a guy.... )( trust me ive tried the duct tape and ace bandages and it is no help.. ) im thinking of what song i want to do for it .. last year i was gonna do Panic! at the disco but its already been done to death... decisions decisions... may 27th guys! ill be in drag!

SHE SKIPPED COURT ,,, probably got herself cracked out of her skull .. oh well gonna suck to be her... so there was the warrant for her arrest cause of the bail being revoked and now its also for skipping court... makes me glad giving a blowjob is a felony here gotta love a crimes against nature charge.. sigh... .

last night she begged vamp to take a little walk... cause she has been in jail for a few weeks... he told her he had 15 mins.. NEVER CAME BACK.... sometimes a girl just hates being proved wrong.. . her bond was revoked and when she will be rearrested...

So as per usual... im bartending today.... not much going on... my boss was tanked beyond belef but in an awesome mood. she was singing and dancing arouond the bar and i couldnt help but to giggle.... anyways... pretty bored.. . had dave get me alcahol... i dropped a brand new bottle of Jeager and watced in slow motion waiting for it to shatter and splash all over the bar... bounce? yes ... i believe it did.... ::take a deep breath:: thank jebus for rubber bar mats... had it fallen 3 inches closer to me it would have shattered all over the cement floor... and i wouild have hated cleaning that up... plus... i probably would have been covered in jeager and i doubt i would have liked that much..
Buried at PhotoCasket.com
Buried at PhotoCasket.com
Buried at PhotoCasket.com

So tonight Vamp and I decided to take a stroll down ::shudders:: bourbon street... been a bit since we have ventured down it and figured we would see some of our friends workng. (this goes without saying because the french quarter is so small so everyone knows everyone) We would stop to chit chat with our friends and make our way through the crowds... We walked into one of the stores ... it has been many months since i have been in there and they usually have some nice stuff... We walked through looking at everything, checking to see if there was anything that struck our fancy... I made my way over to the case with tarot cards and looked through... I did a double take at one deck and knew i had to have it... Someone once told me that this deck would work best for me...... the Crowly Thoth deck... knowing that i could not buy this for myself... i immediately looked over at vamp... giggles... he bought it for me... We walked from the store to his bar and i opened the box. (how i love the smell of a new deck) I sat the deck down on the bar and paused.... deja vu it was weird .. as i stared at this new deck, knowing the decks i have owned and used... it seemed so familiar to me... too familiar... I brushed it off for the moment and slid them back into the box so they did not get ruined... vamp and i made our way to my bar to see what was going on. We had a few shots... played some video poker... and chain smoked... I wanted to hold the cards again... i wanted to feel them in my hands... So i took them out of the box and began to shuffle.. not really paying attention to anything.. sitting there with a clear mind shuffling the cards... one card began to slide out of the stack as i shuffled... I looked at it and paused... 6 of disks now being a bit rusty as i am ... i went to the book.. just wanted to see why this card made its way out of the deck over time of the entire deck being shuffled... why this one.. . "success" maybe im putting too much thought into this but i had to pause. i sat there for a few mins staring at the 6 of disks... i was, in a matter of speaking, in awe... well it is jazz fest and i have to work in the morning... peace out boy scouts! im off like a prom dress! PuNkGuRrL