1. What color is your soap/body wash/exfoliator?
White.
2. What scent?
"Classic clean"
3. If you were to recieve a horse tomorrow, how would you want him to look?
Pegasus, with the fully functioning wings, except black. Black winged horses are cool.
4. And what would you name him, or her?
Alfadore.
5. What did Jack and Jill really go up the hill to do?
To fetch a pail of water. Wells were real bro. Be thankful for your plumbing and amenities. People worked and died for that shit, I think, maybe.
6. Have you ever worn more than two different perfumes, at once?
Nah, I kinda don't wear perfume.
7. What type of underwear do you prefer to wear, yourself?
Boxer-briefs. I would need some sort of 3-legged underwear to wear in a group/as a couple.
8. If someone came to your door right now, would you be ready for a visitor?
No, because it's fucking bed time, and I hate people.
9. Name something you do daily, and HATE:
Look for land. I'd much rather HAVE land already.
10. Now, LOVE:
Spend time with my dog.
11. Do you need it to be absolutely DARK in order to sleep? How about quiet?
I need to maintain the status quo when I sleep. If I'm used to sleeping with someone (and they snore) it needs to be same-ish every night. I zonk out better with a well established sleep ritual.
12. Own anything that vibrates?
An actual back massager. Clattering teeth windup toy count?
13. Would it bother you if someone else used your hairbrush?
Pffft, not-balding-people problems.
14. Have you ever caught yourself chewing on something inedible?
Sometimes I eat my fortunes, so they come true. Also, I chew on toothpicks if I have them, and flip em around, I even chew gum, eat mints and use a toothpick at the same time, because I'm orally fixated and find having something to do with my mouth soothing.
Pervs.
15. Are you going to snuggle with someone tonight?
My doggy!
16. If you were granted invisibility for one hour, what would you do?
hmmmmmmm... freak out and wonder why I was invisible and if I was a ghost, and if I'd ever stop being invisible.
17. Where do you buy your make-up?
The halloween store?
18. A piece of paper falls from a tree. On it's the meaning of life. It says:
"Money's just a thing man, thing's don't make you happy"
19. What's the last rumor you heard about yourself?
My personal favorite:
The most recent was that I was up for a promotion. We all know how that shit is a lie.
20. Would you rather date someone that is 3ft tall, or 10ft tall, and why?
3 ft, I don't want to get a step ladder to go (up) on someone.
21. If you were a pirate, would you rather have a parrot or a monkey?
Monkey. I'd teach him sign language and to scout/steal shit. We'd go on adventures, he'd reload my pirate guns, and swing on stuff from his tail, and hold extra weapons in his tail, and help me cheat at cards.
22. Does the weather effect your mood?
Chronic pain condition, so yes. Though I still love snow and rain. They hurt.
23. Have you ever been inside of a cave?
Several. I like them. I hated going on guided tours with a bunch of fucking people though.
24. How would you feel marrying the (wo)man you love who has already a son?
Like I might have an opportunity to have a step-son, and I would try to be a possitive influence on his life, and not intrude on his father's role.
25. What are the oldest pair of pants you still wear? How old are they?
Jeans. Probably over 12 years old, they're mostly intact, and fucking rad.
26. Did your last significant other have a huge temper?
Nah, she was pretty even keel, she'd get sad sometimes, but never that angry.
27. Do you own more belts than eletronics with chords?
I own 2 belts, I own ALL the electronics.
28. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
I did not know that was a thing people tried... and I wouldn't.
29. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??
Several.
30. Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
I think it does for most people, people think I'm really weird for only having sex with one person.
31. Beatles or Stones?
Yes. But Stones.
32. Who is the person you can count on the most?
Probably my old man. He's seen some shit.
33. Who was the last person who cooked something for you?
Some pizza drone.
34. Who was the last person you felt awkward around?
Hmmmm that would probably be the last human I was in contact with.
35. What was the last pair of shoes you wore?
I am presently wearing my hiking/work boots.
36. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Lemon balm tea with honey.
37. What was the last type of yoghurt you ate?
No idea! It was in a curry.
38. Where did you last go shopping for clothing?
Dillard's.
39. What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
A really well done vanilla.
40. Do you keep track of calories?
A little bit, I used to be fat, and I'm a little worried about getting diabetes like my old man.
