Beautiful Brown Eyes's blog: "Krissy's Poems"

April 19th 2007 it was around 1:30 p.m. and i was in the Lewistown Hopsital for some kind of infection that found because i let some asshole pierce my eyebrow! (that's another story for another time) when little did i know while i was visiting with my Mom and her friend Martha, that i would see the one and only man that makes my knees shake everytime he looks at me and smiles at me. His name is Matthew Wayne Crosson. He is the love of my life and everything that i have ever asked for in a Husband, and he asked me out on April 20th when i was released from the hospital, and asked me to marry him the next day! At first i thought he was joking and that things were moving way to fast but the more i got to know him and spend some time with him the more i realized that he was the one that God had sent to me for me to love and spend the rest of my life with. We were together from then on up until we got married on June 9th 2007 and every day since we have together has been so special to me getting to know my husband more and more each day and loving him even more with each passing day. I thank God everyday for sending me his most precious angle for me to love and spend the rest of my life as the happily married Mrs. Kristin Leanne Crosson! I LOVE YOU ALWAYS AND FOREVER MATTHEW!

Two Wolves One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two 'wolves' inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to her from the store. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares... and watched what happened. 5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose. 10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants. 11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" And last, but not least .... 15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Firefighter Pick-Up Lines 1. Fireman have the longest hoses (I know, I know) 2. Want to see my tool? 3. It's long, hard and Pumps like a bastard, but that's just the Truck 4. Wanna slide down my pole? 5. Can I hit your hydrant? 6. I could make you scream louder than the siren. 7 . Your hosebed or mine? 8 . Bet we could fit 2 in those bunkers. 9 . Care to see the hosebed? 10 . Firefighters are always in heat. 11 . I am on fire, you wanna stop drop and roll with me?

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd.... did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" (Rednecks know how to 'git-R-dun'!)

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad." "Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked. "Oh yeah," said the son. "So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father. The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy our food, but they grow theirs. We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them." The boy's father was speechless. Then his son added,? "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are." Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have. Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! (hugs) :o) Pass this on to friends and acquaintances and help them refresh their perspective and appreciation.

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A good luck spell for halloween These words I write so true they be, To bring good luck to all who see. Your luck increased 3 times 3, These words return you back to me. Share these words with all you know, Good fortune follows wherever you go. Granted this luck and bless all who see. Luck I invoke to thee, So mote it be. Happy Halloween (hugs) Enjoy!! :o)

I have come to the conclusion that us yankees are a lot smarter than some wanna be southern rebels! yes i used to live in the south and i was there long enough to be considered a rebel and i loved it down there, but that still dont mean i'm not a yankee. i was born and bred true Pennslyvania Yankee and whoever dont like it can kiss my red, white, and blue yankee american ass!!!

I just had a fight with an ex boyfriend of mine, and my fiance Frankie, who i love dearly is worried that i'm going to leave him for my ex! Even though i have reassured him that i'm not leaving him for my ex, i don't think he believes me! I love frankie with all of my heart, and my ex, well we are best friends at least that's what he keeps on telling me, but yet he won't ever tell me anyhting that's bothering him, and as far as i knew, didn't best friends tell each other everything? that's what i'm so damn confused about!!!