COOL Quote: "Laissez les bon temps rouler." ("Let the good times roll.") ~ Cajun expression.
Joke of the Week: BOUDREAUX' FUNERAL
Three friends from Thibodeaux, Louisiana were asked, "When you're in your casket, and your friends and church members are mourning over you, what would you like dem to say?"
Trosclair said: "I would like dem to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Leblanc commented: "I would like dem to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of da church who made a huge difference in people's lives."
Boudreaux said: "I'd like dem to say, 'Look, he's movin!'"
Bonus Jokes
Boudreaux & the Devil
Boudreaux died and was on his way down to Hell. In anticipation, the Devil turned up the thermostat to make it extra warm for Boudreaux. When Boudreaux arrived, the Devil asked, "Hey Boudreaux, how do you like the heat down here?"
Boudreaux says, "Mais, it's just fine. It reminds me of Bayou PonPon in July."
That made the Devil mad. That night, he turned the thermostat up all the way it could go. Man it was hot! When Boudreaux woke up, the Devil asked him, "NOW how do you like it down here?"
Boudreaux says, "Mais, it's fine. It reminds me of August on Bayou Lafourche."
As you might expect, that made the Devil all the more mad. Well, that night, he turned the thermostat down all the way it could go! The whole place frosted over. Icicles started forming from the rafters. When Boudreaux woke up, the Devil asked him, "How you like it NOW, Boudreaux?"
Boudreaux, shivering, through blue lips, says, "Mais cher, I'm one happy Cajun!"
The Devil was infuriated! He yelled, "What do you mean you're one happy Cajun?!!"
Boudreaux, still shivering, says, "The Saints done won the Superbowl!"
Boudreaux in the Field
Pierre looks out the window and sees Boudreaux standing out in his field. Pierre tells his wife Marie, that he is worried about Boudreaux.
The next day he looks out his window and he sees Boudreaux still standing out in his field and tells Marie that he's really worried about Boudreaux.
The next day, he looks out and Boudreaux is still standing out in his field. He says, "Marie, Boudreaux has lost his mind and I need to go help him!"
He walks over to Boudreaux and says, "What the hell are you doing Boudreaux?"
Boudreaux says, "I'm trying to win de Nobel Prize."
Pierre says, "Mais, how you plan to do dat?"
Boudreaux says, "I saw a show on TV and dey said if you want to win de Nobel Prize dat you have to be out standing in your field."
Pierre & Boudreaux Go Fishing
Pierre and Boudreaux went fishing in Pierre's boat but were not doing very good.
They came across Alphonse in a boat loaded with fish. Pierre asked Alphonse what his secret was. Alphonse said, "Jes go out through that pass over dere until the water gets fresh. Stop dere and drop yer line."
All excited, Pierre fired up the motor and headed through the pass.
When they got a little ways out, he told Boudreaux to fill up a bucket and taste the water. Boudreaux complied and said, "It's still salty, Pierre!"
Pierre went further out and told Boudreaux to taste the water again. Boudreaux said the same thing, "It's still salty, Pierre!"
This went on for hours and it was starting to get dark, and they were in the middle of nowhere, when Pierre said to taste the water one last time.
Boudreaux replied, "But, Pierre, there's no more water in the bucket!"
