Insane MelodyPanda's blog: "JUst stuff"

Rejected but Realistic State Mottos * Alabama Literacy ain't everything, Ya want fries with dat? We Have Electricity At Least We're not Mississippi * Alaska Come, freeze your butt off 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! * Arizona Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds But It's a Dry Heat * Arkansas At least we're not Mississippi Litterasy Ain't Everthing * California Nobody's actually from here Fast reloading lanes available Hey, with this many of us, we can make anything legal As Seen on TV * Colorado Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother * Connecticut Way too close to New York Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character * Delaware Parking for Dupont employees only You'll need a map to find us We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water * Florida Give me your sick, your old, your rich retirees... Senior citizen discounts available Come, enjoy the humidity Ask Us About Our Grandkids * Georgia Home of the Rednecks Gateway to Florida We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism * Hawaii Try our lei-away program Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) * Idaho Ain't nothing here More Than Just Potatoes...Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good * Illinois Land of the voting dead Gateway to Iowa Please Don't Pronounce the "S" * Indiana Home of David Letterman 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free * Iowa It's easy to spell We Do Amazing Things With Corn * Kansas Hayfever capital of the Midwest Dole slept here There's no place like home First Of The Rectangle States * Kentucky Tobacco is a vegetable Gateway to Nashville Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names * Louisiana Swim the beautiful Bayou Cancer Alley's just a name, and names will never hurt you We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign * Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster For Sale You can spit on Canada from here * Maryland If it weren't for Washington, you couldn't find us If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It A Thinking Man's Delaware * Massachusetts Taxus Por Un Fortunat Bums Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (for most tax brackets) * Michigan Where cars used to come from First Line of Defense From the Canadians * Minnesota Not Sweden, but we try to act like it 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes * Mississippi Why would you want to come here? Elvis was born here, but heck, even he left Come Feel Better About Your Own State * Missouri Gateway to Kansas Here's mine, Show Me yours We love company Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work * Montana It's where you're wanted Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else * Nebraska Not much to look at, but we sure have a lot of it More corn than Kansas Go to Kansas, turn north Ask About Our State Motto Contest * Nevada More weirdos than Alaska (warmer too) 2 words - Death Valley 3:5 you'll leave broke We have our own nuclear testing Two to one you will come again * New Hampshire Like Old Hampshire, only newer About as exciting as Vermont Go Away and Leave Us Alone * New Jersey Waste not...Send it here instead You Want a ##$%## Motto?? I Got Yer ##$%## Motto Right Here!! * New Mexico We have reservations Alien Welcome Center - Roswell Lizards Make Excellent Pets * New York Like we CARE about a motto English spoken here; sometimes You Have the Right to Remain Silent... * North Carolina We're bigger than South Carolina Tobacco is a Vegetable * North Dakota The OTHER South Dakota We Really ARE One of the 50 States! * Ohio Don't judge us by Cleveland Proud polluters of Lake Erie We're easy to spell We Wish We Were In Michigan * Oklahoma I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto Rather Sooner than later We're OK, you're NOT! Like the Play, Only No Singing * Oregon As pretty as California but not as weird You can see the sunset from here Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner * Pennsylvania Free lube job with oil change Freeway On-Ramps - What's That? Cook With Coal * Rhode Island Size ain't everything Nobody famous came from Rhode Island We're Not REALLY An Island * South Carolina Settled by prisoners, what do you expect Just south of North Carolina Where the Civil War is Never Over * South Dakota To rent this space call 1-800-SEE-COWS Closer Than North Dakota * Tennessee To stay here, you'd HAVE to be a Volunteer! A great fixer-upper The Educashun State * Texas See, EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas! Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English) * Utah At least our sheep can't talk Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus * Vermont Bet ya can't name 2 of our towns Yep * Virginia Please don't confuse us with West Virginia! Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? * Washington If we'd meant DC, we'd have said DC, stupid We like our state, so STAY OUT! Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers! * Washington, D.C. Seattle is NOT our capital, WE are the CAPITAL! Wanna Be Mayor? * West Virginia Well, it sounded better than Eastern Ohio... One Big Happy Family - Really! * Wisconsin Come Cut Our Cheese Land of funny accents Say "Cheeeese" * Wyoming The nation's best beef cattle. Watch where you step More elk than people, but not much traffic Wynot?

This a song I remembered when the seniors on their last Choir performance back in the year, 1991---- C.P.H.S.--- the old one May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of his hand. May God be with you and bless you: May you see your children's children. May you be poor in misfortune, Rich in blessings. May you know nothing but happiness From this day forward. May the road rise up to meet you May the wind be always at your back May the warm rays of sun fall upon your home And may the hand of a friend always be near. May green be the grass you walk on, May blue be the skies above you, May pure be the joys that surround you, May true be the hearts that love you.

Ah, yes if anyone ever wonders if they thought they ever can break me... Friends, enemies, others.. well I got news..My real name may not be Melody .. heh, but the attitude is just the same. (song down below if it plays) GRANTED I have a little Naive in ME. This is to no one in particular... If you think so....Then there is guilt some where. and YOU did wrong.. SHAME ON YOU, And you prove my theory correct.. I can't trust just ANYONE, first. No wonder that I have put up my walls up.. I despise: liars,cheaters,rapists, users, oooooh the list can go on ok the song could not be uploaded......scroll down for the name of the song,, I am 36 years old, you may think , I am not all put together in my head that some may fool me... If you had I'll move on. Don't get me wrong I get hurt just like everyone else..,,,,,, maybe more so.. If you have to break a day/night out and want to hang with someone else.. just tell me ...pfft.. If you can't think I can handle a rejection.... my darlings... I CAN move on... Don't string me along.. Tell me how our friendship or relationship is.. What you want of me.. No I don't hate the players.. just the liars. Life is too short for b.s. People ask me why I am so distant,, and not all goofy and Adventurous as before..shiiiit don't you think I want to be??? But I learned a few things the hard way.. No , I have never been in jail... no i have not been out of the country,, Nor have I lived too far away from family. But I am thinking of might be soon.... I might have to think things out slower than normal people not my fault. I do try... I try to be a good friend, co- worker, lover.. I love to learn things,, NO I still won't east seafood nor liver :P, I take each experience as a part of life.. You may hurt me.. but I do bounce back. But if you have hurt me badly..... You lost a friend in me.. and if anyone knows who ever got close enough(I mean really close) I am an excellent friend,,, who knows maybe you don't care.. ugh I can't think anymore... so on this note if the song don't pop or I couldn't get it to work in my blog..Check out the song Melody cool And Of course.. I will Always be Susann M. Smith (huh)-snickers