Maj's blog: "just random things"

Arachnophobia: fear of spiders Arrhenphobia: fear of men Atychiphobia: fear of failure Autophobia: fear of being alone Enochlophobia: fear of crowds Eurotophobia: fear of female genitalia Judeophobia: fear of Jews Kathisophobia: fear of sitting down Lygophobia: fear of darkness Methyphobia: fear of alcohol Myrmecophobia: fear of ants Oneirophobia: fear of dreams Ornithophobia: fear of birds Ouranophobia: fear of heaven Ranidaphobia: fear of frogs Russophobia: fear of russians Technophobia: fear of technology Virginitiphobia: fear of rape Xerophobia: fear of dryness Zeusophobia: fear of gods Zoophobia: fear of animals Zemmiphobia: fear the great mole rat

For those who have won the battle, those who have lost, and those who are still fighting -----///\-----Please ----///-\----Put This ---|||---|||---On Your ---|||---|||---Profile If ---|||---|||---Someone You ----\-///----Love Is Fighting -----\///-----The Battle ------///-----of -----///\----Cancer ----///--\

GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) > > AND NO CHEATING! > > SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! > > WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... > > _________________________________________________ > > > 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? > > A. LIGHT COLOR > B. CHANGE COLORS > C. DARK > > > 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... > > A. SEDUCE THEM > B. JUST CHILL > C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE > > > 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? > > A. RAIN > B. THUNDERSTORM > C. SUNNY > D. CLOUDY > > > 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? > > A. STRAWBERRIES > B. CHERRIES > C. GRAPES > D. PEACHES > E. KIWI > > > 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... > > A. NIGHT > B. DAY > C. AFTERNOON > > > 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? > > A. FALL > B. SUMMMER > C. SPRING > D. WINTER > > > 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? > > a-HEADBOARD > b-NO HEADBOARD > > > 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? > > A-LEO > B-VIRGO > C-SCORPIO > D-LIBRA > E-GEMINI > F-ARIES > G-CAPRICORN > H-CANCER > I-PISCES > J-AQUARIUS > K-TAURUS > L-SAGITARIUS > > > 9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE... > > A. ASRTO VAN > B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING > C. PARK > D. AIR PLANE > E. PARENTS ROOM > F. ALL OF THE ABOVE > > > 10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE? > > A. SPRINT/CINGULAR > B. VERIZON > C. T-MOB./NEXTEL > D. ALTEL > E. CRICKET > F. SUNCOM > G.CELL ONE > > > 11.PICK AN ANIMAL- > A. LION > B. LIZARD > C. SNAKE > D. MONKEY > > > 12.PICK A TOPPING- > > A. CHOCLATE SYRUP > B. HONEY > C. WHIP CREAM > D. NUTS > > > 13.WHICH WAY? > > A. UP > B. DOWN > C. SIDEWAYS > > > NOW THINK OF THE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR A PERSON WHOSE ASS YOU JUST WANNA SMACK========= > > > ***ANSWERS**** > 1. > A. LIGHT COLOR------ (4) POINTS > B. CHANGE COLORS- (5) POINTS > C. DARK---------------- (4) POINTS > > 2. > A. SEDUCE THEM--------------- (5) POINTS > B. JUST CHILL------------------- (2) POINTS > C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE- (4) POINTS > > 3. > A. RAIN--------------- (3) POINTS > B. THUNDERSTORM- (5) POINTS > C. SUNNY------------- (4) POINTS > D. CLOUDY----------- (2) POINTS > > 4. > A. STRAWBERRYS- (5) POINTS > B. CHERRYS-------- (4) POINTS > C. GRAPES---------- (3) POINTS > D. PEACHES-------- (4) POINTS > E. KIWI-------------- (5) POINTS > > 5. > A. NIGHT-------- (4) POINTS > B. DAY----------- (3) POINTS > C. AFTERNOON- (5) POINTS > > 6. > A. FALL-------- (3) POINTS > B. SUMMMER- (4) POINTS > C. SPRING---- (2) POINTS > D. WINTER--- (5) POINTS > > 7. > -HEADBOARD-------- (5) POINTS > -NO HEADBOARD-- (2) POINTS > > 8. > LEO---------- (5) POINTS > VIRGO------- (5) POINTS > SCORPIO--- (5) POINTS > LIBRA-------- (3) POINTS > GEMINI------ (4) POINTS > ARIES-------- (3) POINTS > CAPRICORN- (3) POINTS > CANCER------ (4) POINTS > PISCES------- (5) POINTS > AQUARIUS--- (4) POINTS > TAURUS------ (5) POINTS > SAGITARIUS- (4) POINTS > > 9. > A. ASRTO VAN------------------------------ (3) POINTS > B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING- (4) POINTS > C. PARK------------------------------------- (2) POINTS > D. AIR PLANE------------------------------- (5) POINTS > E. PARENTS ROOM------------------------ (5) POINTS > F. ALL OF THE ABOVE-------------------- (10) POINTS > > 10. > A. SPRINT/CINGULAR- (5) POINTS > B. VERIZON------------- (4) POINTS > C. T-MOB./NEXTEL----- (3) POINTS > D. ALTEL----------------- (5) POINTS > E. CRICKET-------------- (2) POINTS > F. SUNCOM-------------- (3) POINTS > G. CELL ONE---------- (4) POINTS > > 11. > A. LION------ (5) POINTS > B. LIZARD--- (3) POINTS > C. SNAKE--- (4) POINTS > D. MONKEY- (3) POINTS > > 12. > A. CHOCLATE SYRUP- (3) POINTS > B. HONEY--------------- (2) POINTS > C. WHIP CREAM------- (5) POINTS > D. NUTS----------------- (3) POINTS > > 13. > A. UP----------- (2) POINTS > B. DOWN------ (3) POINTS > C. SIDEWAYS- (5) POINTS > > > NOW ADD THE POINTS UP!!!! > > > RATINGS: > > 25-34= PRIESTS SON or DAUGHTER. YOU MIGHT AS WELL SAVE IT TILL MARRIAGE. > > 35-49= PRETTY DAMN FREAKY, BUT THERES STILL A COUPLE OF TRICKS U CAN LEARN... FROM ME. > > 50+ = TOTAL OUTRAGEOUS FREAK! OMG! CALL ME!!!! NO SERIOUSLY START DIALING!*** > > > LET YOUR SCORE BE KNOWN!!! > > NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH THE PERSON YOU THOUGHT OF! > > Repost this as: How freaky are you

lmao well im in a contest, lol was asked from a friend to fill a spot in here contest so i agreed cause well im nice like that , ;) soo if u kinda people wouldnt mind givin me a hand, as much as i dislike contests, i wount mind seeing how well i do lmao.. ty

“Somewhere there is someone that dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile, so when you are lonely remember it’s true, someone somewhere is thinking of you.” “Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate.” “Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets.” “The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.” Friedrich Nietzsche quotes (German classical Scholar, Philosopher and Critic of culture, 1844-1900.) “I'm standing on the moon, with nothing left to do, with a lonely view of heaven, but I'd rather be with you” “Let us touch the dying, the poor, the lonely and the unwanted according to the graces we have received and let us not be ashamed or slow to do the humble work.” Mother Teresa of Calcutta quotes (Albanian born Indian Missionary and Founder of the Order of the Missionaries of Charity. Nobel Prize for Peace in 1979. 1910-1997) “Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true: Somebody, somewhere is thinking of you.” “The lonely one offers his hand too quickly to whomever he encounters” Friedrich Nietzsche quotes (German classical Scholar, Philosopher and Critic of culture, 1844-1900.) “In the name of the best within you, do not sacrifice this world to those who are its worst. In the name of the values that keep you alive, do not let your vision of man be distorted by the ugly, the cowardly, the mindless in those who have never achieved his title. Do not lose your knowledge that man's proper estate is an upright posture, an intransigent mind and a step that travels unlimited roads. Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark, in the hopeless swamps of the approximate, the not-quite, the not-yet, the not-at-all. Do not let the hero in your soul perish, in lonely frustration for the life you deserved, but have never been able to reach. Check your road and the nature of your battle. The world you desired can be won, it exists, it is real, it is possible, it's yours.”

Different Types of Orgasms... Sex in a boat = Oargasms Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms Sex with an accountant = Boregasms Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms Sex while broke = Poorgasms Sex with a lion = Roargasms Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms Sex on a golf course = Foregasms Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms Sex on the beach = Shoregasms Sex when you get an award = Honogasms Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms

Kiss on the stomach = Im ready Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = I love you" What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"

The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honours the servant and has forgotten the gift. ~ Albert Einstein Dear Tech Support Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 no longer run , crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. (KEEP READING) ______________________________________ > REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony - Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C: APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support

ahaha these are great lol Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A. Ask your mother. Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist? A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A. Wiped his ass. Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. Q. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? A. Spitting, swallowing and gargling Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? A. You know she'll swallow. Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb. Q. When is a pixie not a pixie? A. When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin.' Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a "quickie,"only you do it yourself. Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist? A. No one to talk to during orgasm. Q. What do you call a smart blonde? A. A golden retriever. Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A. A mechanic! Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? A. She is the one who can eat the last donut! Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse? A. The one with the dirty knees. Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A. A battery has a positive side. Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest tits? A. The blonde, because she's 18. Q. Why do men snore when they lay on their backs? A. Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor lock. Q. The three words most hated by men during sex? A. "Are you In?" or "Is It In?" Q. Three words women hate to hear when having sex A. "Honey, I'm home!" Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths? A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting. Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint? A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy. Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.. Q. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. A. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Q. How can you tell a macho women? A. She rolls her own tampons. Q: What's the leading cause of death among lesbians? A: Hair balls. Q: What's good on a pizza, but bad on a pussy? A: Crust. Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? A: Because Kermit loves sweet and sour pork.