The world's financial
crunch
Has even hit Saint
Nick
He's had to
lay off helpers
Which made him
down right sick
And now here comes
the saddest news
News
you won't believe
Dear Santa won't be coming to your house
The Crypt Keeper Juggle Bills lyrics
Christmas eve
Santa
Claus went broke
Just the
other day
Then his friendly
bank
Repossessed
his sleigh
His costs have all gone
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up
His profits went
down
This Christmas poor old Santa Claus
ain't coming to your town
Juggle
bills, juggle bills
Can't get through
the stack
It ain't no
joke
The
fat guys broke
There's not much in
The Crypt Keeper
his sack
Jack
Santa
Claus, Santa Claus
Is
sportin' quite a frown
It makes him
sick
To think saint nick ain't coming to
your town
Santa has a
list
A short
one I fear
Your names not on
it now
But maybe on
next year
The money
crunch has hit
Dear
Santa Claus as well
Some day this Christmas
will be called the holiday from Hell
Juggle bills, juggle
bills
That's all that Santa
does
No time
for toys, for girls and boys
It ain't
what it once was
‘cause
Santa Claus,
Santa Claus
Hasn't got a
buck
They cut
up all his credit cards
And your
just out of luck
Ha
He's tightening his
belt
He's even lost
some weight
A
shadow of himself
At
just 328
He had eight
reindeer once
But
now he's down to five
He barbequed the other three to
keep his elves alive
Juggle bills, juggle
bills
Just to make
ends meat
Santa's got
a push cart
Selling chestnuts on the
street
Santa Claus,
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Santa Claus
So hard
stop goin i
to believe
That rolly polly jolly man won't be here
eve
Yesterday
was bad
Today
is even worse
I thought I'd never
hear
Dear old Santa,
Curse
This damn financial
crunch
Has turned us
all to boobs
Santa's life,
as well as ours
Have
all gone down the tubes
Juggle bills, juggle
Juggle Bills lyrics
bills
Can't
get through the stack
It ain't no
joke
The fat guys
broke
There's nothing
in his sack
Jack
Santa clause,
Santa Claus
The bottom line
is clear
The ink is
red
I think
we're dead
No Santa
clause this year
There ain't no
fun for anyone
No Santa Claus this
year!
