Eric S notapenguin's blog: "Jokes (mine - no guarantees)"

Saw two mumms being voted on in my bar tab. One was titled You know you want to! The next was titled Why? Yep, my thoughts exactly, leave or take a raspberry (not directed at the original poster, whoever it was) and laugh (likewise).

on second thought, you may prefer candy which has been passed by the FDA. Better off staying where you are

So if someone purchases you but has to pawn everything they own in order to own you, is that what it is to be "pwned"?

The long-term effect of this election, I say, is that we will forever be speaking of the Palin comparison (and things to it.)

(More a sketch of a joke than the real thing (alright, alright no excuses)) "Remember the Maine (subject!)" (This will make no sense unless one gets this reference in advance and knows about the battlecry. I learned about it in high school, back when my HS was, well... more distraction, but that's appropriate enough, yes?) (edit: meant to be a pun, not an attempt to restart a century-old war. Just to clarify, yes...)

frets all the time ... :)

though of course I didn't :) There is a shirt already imprinted, "Maybe the Hokey Pokey Is What It's All About" and with a nice spiral design, too.

From a shoutbox conversation... (both lines are me) (1) Sorry, feeling very logy just at the moment... all yellow bricky members of the Fantastic Four will get more than a 65 on their final report (2) I mean, all Things will pass (Edit: yes, he's orange. I'm a bit colorblind cognitively, in odd ways.)

There has to be a book on (in) etymology (origins of words) out there called, Just Language - the History of Legal Terminology

our organization, Caterpillar Limited, absolutely specialises in-- it's arranging hookahs between our clients.