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What are you waiting for?
I can't help it...
it's like this CALL
this drum beat of urge.
Like salmon swimming upstream
or penguins trading rocks.
Play DnD Pen&Paper.
Play DnD Pen&Paper.
Play DnD Pen&Paper.
Play DnD Pen&Paper.
Play DnD Pen&Paper.
Play DnD Pen&Paper.
Play DnD Pen&Paper.
... > <!
I spent a good portion of tonight reading 1-9 level spells and... pretty much EVERY domain ability and spell.
There's even some DnD lite that came out (swear to god its basically copyright infringement DnD 3.5.5) that even listed abilities for clerics like sure
every domain grants ONE power.
But theirs granted 2 >> 1 at level 1 another at level 8.
Why did this happen?
Because EVERYONE hates 4th edition.
25,000 GP cost for true ressurection?
Fuck
You.
3.0 it was 5,000.
Same effects... same spells.
What exactly did you
CHANGE FOR THE BETTER
in 4.0?
You kill one of the elder gods for some... unaligned vanilla harpy, because oooh~ the parents were upset over one of the gods damning half the souls in existence
Waaaaah we can't have a greater member of the pantheon be EVIL and have his primary domains: Murder, treachery, evil, and death!
We have to make death something seasonal and
ffffffffffffffffffffft
Nerull's coming back.
Even if I have to WRITE A FUCKING CAMPAIGN FOR IT!
Hater of all life?
Enemy of all good?
What are your titles bitch?
"the raven queen".
...
......
Domains of Death, Winter, and Fate
Wooooooo~ scary.
Do you even have any cults, artifacts, paragons, churches or devout?
No
why
Because even wikipidea thinks you're vanilla as FUCK
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raven_Queen
As opposed to
BAMF!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerull
Appearance, followers, avatar, favored weapon, history, origin, domain, dwelling.
What the fuck exactly do you have to offer me in place of my old God?
... bitch.
I will destroy her.
Nerull's Avatar:
(who one of my characters has actually ... studied under, used the skull of to construct my staff/life cutter II, and taken the left arm of for an undead graft, and ... who made me his paragon/sucessor)
[It was an apacolypse vaguely forgotten realms campaign... all gods must go!]
(Cleric 16, Wizard 16, Assassin 16, Thief 17)
Sweet JESUS this guy is level 65!
What's your avatar oh grave... flavorless... loreless whench?
... Oh you don't have one!
What powers do you grant your devoted?
Oh...
You don't have any (of either).
And what's the point in having a god of indifferent death?
Didn't we already HAVE Wee Jas?
Fuck your fourth edition.
I've already pretty much made up in my mind that I want to play a
Lawful Evil Cleric of Nerull... even if he is "dead".
And I am going to murder every motherfucker on the road there.
Domains:
Trickery (gets timestop eventually)
and
Deathbound Domain (3* HD for creating undead instead of 2* HD)
... I'd rather have that ability just for being a cleric instead of a prestige class. And Evil/Death are much better domains depending on what campaign you're using >> I think a couple of the campaigns they eventually grant you the ability to absorb negative energy. On pathfinder (DnD lite) they're way better >>
Level 65...
here I come.
Oh and I managed to do two, what I had previously considered impossible, feats on Peace Walker. My M47, the KING OF ROCKET LAUNCHERS! Is in development.
Pew.
Pew.
