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1. Do you like chinese food?
I do. Incidentally I probably cook it three times a week. I eat a lot of rice. ... more rice than any white person has ever ate in history.
2. How big is your bed?
Queen. Big enough for me, my puppy and an average sized woman.
3. Is your room clean?
My room is probably the cleanest room in my house, the rest is kinda... stocked with other people's stuff and model/art supplies and their results.
4. Laptop or Desktop computer?
Desktop, though I often contemplate getting an iron, nuclear catastrophe surviving laptop to put my work on, a very stable OS, and NOTHING else.
5. Favorite comedian?
*whistles* George Carlin? I'm gonna say George Carlin for right now. As much standup as I watch (contemporary or classic) that's a really tough call.
6. Do you smoke?
Cigars, and rarely.
7. Does anyone like you?
Yeap! Its pretty neat.
8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
The teeth. And you fucking know it.
10. Sleep with or without clothes on?
11. Who sleeps with you every night?
DOGGY! Mwah!
12. Do long distance relationships work?
They have in the past. Though they are frustrating.
13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
I've lost track at this point, I think its under 10. Zero fucking tickets though. One guy claimed I ran a stop sign ("rolling stop") but it was actually 1 O'clock, I was taking a back road, and there was a curfew in place for minors, I think I was 19 at the time, and I did call bullshit, the cops in my hometown are cock mongers, the cops here are BIGGER cock mongers. I've been pulled over three times in town for "no tag light" which is retarded because if you can't see my tag with your fucking lights RIGHT UP MY ASS you need cataract surgery. Most common though is going about 5 over the speedlimit, which I constantly do in town or out.
14. Pancakes or French Toast?
Yes. ... oh that's an either or. Pancakes after sex. French toast when I feel like it.
15. Do you like coffee?
Yes. I prefer black drip coffee (unless its bile water then I put stuff in it) and I prefer my pressed coffee generally unfussed with. A "double shot" which is NOT on ice, blended, flavored or drizzled (as starbucks would have you believe) but is in fact two fucking shots of espresso, or ordering Unflavored cappucinos, with no fucking whipped cream, cinamon, drizzles, or shit really weirds people out. I did not order a milk shake. I ordered a specific ratio of espresso to fucking steamed milk. This is why I don't go into mccafes... which is something I was calling them BEFORE McDonalds further disintegrated coffee in this country. If coffee is coming through a drivethru window- it should be BLACK and scalding, and have sat there triple strength in oily swill
ALL FUCKING DAY. Just the way I like it.
Assholes.
16. How do you like your eggs?
Yes. ... oh. Scrambled, poached, boiled, fried, sunny side, omellettes, in fried rice, raw in a salad dressing, or my favorite "with corn beef hash and hash browns, and if I can fit it into my stomach, coffee and pumpkin pancakes, sausage and bacon". I like eggs.
17. Do you believe in astrology?
... not really. I don't buy into the whole fatalistic thing, but Aquarius traits by and large does describe my personality.
18. Last person you talked to on the phone?
I'd have to check... where is my phone? Temp agency... those twats.
19. Last person on your missed call list?
Chris, I eventually called him back that day.
20. What was the last text message you received?
*coughs* ... I'm not going to tell you. Its personal.
21. McDonalds or Burger King?
McDonalds, and for breakfast only.
22. Number of pillows?
1
23. Last thing you ate?
Tea/honey/soy sauce marinated mushrooms with rice boiled in the same marinade with a wasabi peanut sauce.
24. Last thing you bought?
I'm gonna say food...
25. What are you hearing right now?
The hum of my computer- though I was watching this very odd anime reinterpretation of the Count of Monte Cristo. Its visually interesting (even if the main character isn't Edmond, and ... totally gonna make out with his best friend at some point) its about the best way I've seen someone post-modern a classic, which was put it 3000 years in future, reimpose the same French aristocracy themes on top of shiney gaudy visuals and space travel and retain most of the characters in MOST of their original forms.
26. Pick a lyric?
(very obviously pained and shouted into a post apacolyptic orwellian world) "PRO-TO-MAAAAAAAAAN!!!"
27. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Eh... I don't really do the jelly thing, but I'd probably say strawberry. No. Raspberry.
28. Can you play pool?
I can, but I'm more lucky than good, and depending on how big of an asshole I'm playing with- they'll call it and take your turn, but only half the time, and the half that they're down.
29. Do you know how to swim?
Yeap. ... course my arm's all fucked up so I'm limited compared to my swim team days :/
30. Favorite ice cream?
I haven't really thought that much about it, but probably vanilla soft serve. Most popular for a reason.
31. Do you like maps?
... the song by the Yeah yeah yeahs? Sure. Lil scale drawings of places? I guess?
32. Tell me a random fact:
About me or in general- okay, when asking someone a question, its best to be succinct but as specific as possible so that they answer your question correctly within the parameters you were expecting.
Fucking
Burn.
33. Ever had a hard on at work?
Yeah. And once I was wearing super tight jeans. Kind of a chicken or the egg thing, but I didn't mind all the ladies staring at my bulge before in my unsexy jeans- I didn't mind it then.
34. Ever attend a theme party?
Yeah, not my thing, but then again neither are people or parties.
35. Ever do a keg stand?
Nope.
36. Craziest place you've slept after a night of drinking?
Someone's front porch in freezing cold weather.
37. What is your favorite season?
Winter, though its getting to be less popular as I have to drive on shitty streets made shittier with ice, and my arm and back hurt.
38. What is the first music video you ever saw?
uuuuuuh... fuck if I remember. Seriously, I had to have been 4.
39. Pick a movie quote:
As you wish.
40. Favorite quote:
I am the great destroyer.
41. What is your favorite hangout?
Cafe/deli.
42. Best friend's name?
Chris or Brandon.
43. How long have you known them?
~20 years.
44. Last time you laughed at something stupid?
Probably within the last 24 hours.
45. What time did you wake up this morning?
11. I knew it had snowed. A lot. So ... who fucking cares if I get up at 7?
46. Wake up next to anyone?
DOGGY!!!
47. Best thing about winter?
The quiet. The solitude. The peace.
48. Name a couple of favorite colors:
Black and German blue.
49. How old are you?
26. Fuck...
50. What month is your birthday in?
January.
51. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
They're pretty awesome, but I'm more into robots. Than anything.
52. Favorite Dave Matthews Band song (if you have one?)
Possibly dream girl, though I don't give it much thought. Incidentally I hate Julia Roberts.
53. What are you doing this weekend?
Probably nothing. Too cold to paint, deadlocked on a project. Might write, might play some video games... might forget to buy a newspaper this sunday again.
