Today on the bus, on the way to work this guy is sitting across from me and he is just starring at me. Finally he says "I know you from somewhere" So I say to him, I dont think so, Im pretty good at remembering people. And again he just says "No, I know you" So I say, I have a twin brother, maybe you know him, to which he again says "No, its you I know... I know you from somewhere" So I try ignoring him but he just kept going on "I know I know you" "Did you go to Curie" (he had an easy ten yrs on me, I wouldnt have been in school with him)
So when I finally got tired of hearing him blab on about all his "I know you from somewheres" I turned around and looked at him and said "Do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
He got off at the next stop