Over 16,539,830 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
It happens every once in a while.
You might be an awesome cook.
You might have the zen of 30+ dishes.
You might not sleep any more.
... but every now and then
you hunger.
and that hunger can't be satisfied by the food you cook.
It pokes and paws and gnaws at you like an itch behind your eye.
A splinter in your mind.
You gotta have
someone else's food.
So I could either go to IHOP and pay double the price and eat too much food.
Go to tacobell and get assured dyssentary
or wait six hours for mcdonalds to serve breakfast.
... sooo hungry.
God its like a crack binge.
Fuck it.
Tacobell.
I haven't had nachos and a bunch of other REALLY awful things in a year.
