Today be Talk like a Piret Day! One day a year when ye are encouraged to rewrite the rules of grammar and talk like Long John Silver or Captain Barbosa!
And to help ye get into the spirit of things, here be a couple of links to visit:
http://www.piratename.net/generate.php - Get ye a pirate name and ship's name
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ - to find out where the notion sprouted to begin with
Feel free to leave yer pirate name here or with Mad Garrett Shull!
Sail on!
The Dread Pirate DurhamNtx
AKA Holcomb of the Queen Londra Sea Shark