There are some important things that you will need to know about “Little Dick TomTom” so I have made a list.
As a Child
1. I was born upside down
2. Heard I was hung like a Bear during birth
3. I was always grabbing for some lady’s breast
4. I was dropped on my head four times when I was four months old.
5. I had a imaginary friend call squirt
6. My left hand was my best of friend.
As a Adult
1. I sometimes sleep upside down
2. Found out it was my imbecile cord they were talking about. sniff sniff
3. I’m always trying to get a nice pair of boobies
4. The flat sports on my head are hard to see now
5. Found out my imaginary friend is not imaginary and I just changed his name to Little.
6. My left hand is still my best friend
As a Old Man
1. I’ve had sex with all the ladies on CherryTap upside down
2. Suing the Hospital for getting my hopes up during my birth
3. I'm still trying to get some nice boobies
4. The flat spot moved to the other side of my head
5. Still have my not so imaginary friend Mr. Little.
6. My left hand does not feel the same anymore.
