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I have been called allot of things lately, so i decided to list all my faults and then you can decide if you still want to be my friend...

My ass is fake about 2 years ago i got implants

I am popular in my own mind...

I use people to make my way to the top

I am a heartless bitch that cares nothing for anyone

If you do not play well with me i drop you fast

Well those are some of the things ive been accused of being lately. So i say to you ( the readers of this blog) I am just me. if you dig deep enough you will see that im pretty nice and genuinely care about you. Also i am flakey i disappear alot because my life is nuts lately. I wont sit here and complain about the crappy things going on cause well its just not me... I like to make people feel better most of the times. So i say you have a choice.. you can put up with the bullshit that is me and meet a person who is sweet or you can move on the choice is yours...

END RANT

1. the ass is really mine i grew it myself

2. Sunday i fell off a horse, Im sore but ok thank god i did an ass dismount..

3. I have a tendency to pick my nose in the car because you can get rid of the evidence fast

4. I have laughed so hard i peed my pants

5. I am the biggest pervert of my gender..

6. I have met some great people on here and even tho i might not chat with you daily i love you much...

7. most of the people in above 6 mentioned ive masterbated to

Now to honor Philemon and his word of the day i choose...

confuckulated

cause most of you including myself are...

By the way ass implants can cost 3000-10000 depending on what you want... i paid 20 grand...

Thank you for coming out

Wicked

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