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The Perfect Mini.

Spent last weekend in Southern California visiting relatives. My uncle is a County Supervisor there, and has been for years. He introduced us to his latest acquisition, a 'gift'... for one year.

Mini Cooper

Yes, it's a Mini Cooper. All electric (no gas). Reaches speeds of up to 90 mph.

100 people in the state of Cali were 'given' these cars (for a year), movers, shakers, decision makers, in hopes that they would test it out under differing conditions and report any issues or surprises. My uncle fell ill recently, and has only been able to drive it... ONCE. It's a cryin' shame, I tell ya.

Why write a blog about it? I dunno. I just thought it was wicked cool.

Just saw it. Knew it was critically acclaimed, but irrelevant at the box office.

I can't tell you if this is a movie you'll enjoy. If you're at all thoughtful, or educated (I spent plenty of time in philosophy classes, with Camus' "The Stranger"), or just want to know why seemingly good people do bad things, I'd recommend you put this on your Netflix list.

There are NO heroes in this movie. Everyone is at least a little broken. All star cast:

Don Cheadle, Kevin Spacey, Jena Malone, Ryan Gosling, Lena Olin, Chris Klein, Michelle Williams, Kerry Washington, even Ann Magnuson (where has SHE been lately?)

Simple story, simply told: a troubled teen (Ryan Gosling) kills a retarded boy (whom he knows). Its the WHY part that is troubling. We spend the movie unravelling his story in flashback. It's about heartbreak, loss, trust, personal motivation... real human issues.

If you pay ANY attention during the film, the climax, especially the last line, will SLAY you.

Selah.

I'm not a Catholic. On the news this morning, I was informed that the day before Good Friday was celebrated in the Catholic Church as "Holy Thursday".

Pope + hat + costume + Popemobile = Batman, i.e.: "Holy Thursday, Batman!"

This is your brain on HERETIC.

*transmission ends*

 

NBC Political Director and Chief White House Correspondent encouraged viewers to submit questions for the President during tonight's prime time press conference. I realize that all of five people will read this blog, and maybe two will understand it. C'est la vie. "Thank you, Mr. Todd, for this opportunity. Only two questions I would really like to see the president answer as soon as possible. 1. I understand that your current priority is stabilizing markets and the economy before any discussion of market regulation, but I would like to know how much muscle this administration will put behind a restoration of the Glass-Steigel Act, which helped insulate insurance companies, traditional banks, and investment banks from one another, providing a firewall between banks and brokerages. Many have made an effective case that repeal of Glass-Steigel is the mechanism used to bring us to our current economic crisis. And how quickly can we expect action to ensure that this stabilized economy has a firm and fair foundation? (Side note: we can thank McCain's chief economic adviser Senator Phil Gramm for the bill, and former President William Jefferson Clinton for signing it... I'm an equal opportunity offender) 2. Attorney General Eric Holder has tacitly refused to pursue allegations of warrantless wiretapping of American citizens, which (under the previous administration) was used to keep tabs on American journalists. What steps will be taken by this administration to restore press freedoms as stipulated in the Bill of Rights? And what form of transparency will be brought to the issue in light of Russell Tice's recent claims that the NSA used warrantless wiretaps targeting journalists and news organizations, "...all day, every day"? "

Gone Next Week.

For those who care... brief itinerary. NYC March 2-8, may be Fu-challenged during this time. Tearful.gif I shall still try to check in on those I miss the most. Monday, "Enter Laughing: The Musical" Tuesday, "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" (takes over for Conan, 2nd show ever) Tuesday, Mary Louise Parker in "Hedda Gabler". Opening scene, lying on a couch, essentially mooning the audience. Wednesday, "Phantom of the Opera" (again) Wednesday, "Mamma Mia" (one I've managed to avoid in any form) Thursday, Hitchcock's "The 39 Steps" Thursday, Pianist Michel Legrand at the famous jazz club Birdland Friday, "Wicked" Friday, Lincoln Center (jazz performance) Saturday, "West Side Story" revival Saturday, "Exit the King" (Geoffrey Rush, Susan Sarandon) Can't get tickets to Daily Show, Colbert Report, or anything interesting, but CAN get tickets to see Jimmy Fallon's 2nd late night show... with Jon Bon Jovi (ugh) and Tina Fey.
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I believe there is magic in love... but magic takes work. 2. I can't stand the Paul McCartney song "Live and Let Die" because of poor grammar. 3. I am an ordained minister, and a Doctor of Divinity, because I'm an American, and I could afford to BUY these degrees. 4. I don't do soft drinks anymore, but Rockstar Juicer is still manna from heaven. 5. I love Coca Cola but won't drink diet coke only diet Pepsi. 6. Never married, once engaged. 7. Thinks Gin is for really old people who play bridge. (sorry, WonderLilly) 8. Loves mayo, tends to ignore most other condiments (except relish) 9. I have an FCC license as a radio broadcaster. 10. No tatts. Always wanted a barcode (like Jessica Alba in Dark Angel), but tattoo artists I've talked to say it's overplayed. I tagged Lilly, Bratz, Fairest of All, Gypsy and Boobieface.

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Nobody cares about it but me, but last night I had an idear... Valentines Day (hereafter referred to as VD Day) is gonna be much less than special this year. Yay. Thought I might post my favorite salutes instead of my own mug. Dunno if it's a self-esteem boost, but some of my favorite people have left love in this way, and I've more than half a mind to do it through VD Day. Sadly, the practical upshot is that all the shirtless pervy guys I've railed against will likely come knocking at my profile. So, it could be an odd experiment I'm utterly embarrassed by before it's over. I'll keep you posted.

Too funny not to share.

A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment. Photobucket After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note: Dear Ms. Davis, I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel. Mrs. Harrington

Baby Daddy

My oldest friend, an attractive lesbian with a Masters and a Doctorate, has asked me to be a surrogate father. I'm not averse to the idea. Though (sadly) it won't impact my celibacy rating, I tend to think it's the best of all possible worlds. Visitation without caretaking, no financial responsibility, the opportunity to dote on offspring, and someone to leave a legacy to, should I end up with none of my own. At this rate, it seems more and more likely that I won't be starting a family. Nor do I think I really want one. I'd have to drive 150 miles to visit, when I do, and I'm leaving a child in the hands of a good friend who I have much respect for. So, I'm currently weighing all the options here... if I _do_ marry at some point, how will my bride-to-be react to my fathering someone else's child? I'm sure there are other issues I'm not thinking of... Anyways, contracts and such are being investigated. If nothing else, it should be an adventure. I really wouldn't mind input on this issue from my fu-family. On another note, just to prove my total functional retardation, I sneezed so hard yesterday, I hit my head on the desk, left a mark on my forehead. There, just so I ended this blog on a high note. Neener.gif

God Bless ABC

God bless ABC. Tonight on ABC's "What Would You Do?", the first story was setting up a premise: You see someone drug his first date's drink. What would you do? Already lightly offensive, the next premise was worse: What if she was dressed less conservatively (implication: she was asking for it). What would you do? What would I do? Boycott ABC. What kind of crap is this? While cloaked in the idea of a sociological experiment, this dreck is fed to the public "in the public interest." In the prurient interest, more like. As clever as this expose may seem, it feeds stereotypes of the "too willing" female, and gives any number of private pervs some sense of vindication that they, too, can get away with detestable, reprehensible behavior. Fecking god-awful. Shame on ABC.
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