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Hubby finds a shoe box under the bed with a large sum of cash and two eggs. He askes "Honey, what does this box mean?" She replies, "Well, you will have to wait until our anniversary." After days of nagging, the big day comes and he runs downstairs to his wife and asks excitedl, "Well, will you explain the meaning?" Well, the two eggs represent the bad sex he had given her. Boastfully, he proclaims "WOW! Two eggs in 50 years ain't bad." Wife replies "I was selling the eggs 50 cents a dozen."
