Reeka's blog: "Favorite pickup lines"

sirvalor: I wanna put my thingy into your thingy. ->sirvalor: ewwwww sirvalor: Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? sirvalor: Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist sirvalor: I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality? ->sirvalor: lol sirvalor: Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me! sirvalor: Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass sirvalor: Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle( ->sirvalor: are you on some pickup line site or something? ->sirvalor: lmfao sirvalor: You must be a magnet, because it looks like you are attracted to my buns of steel. ->sirvalor: lol sirvalor: I need your name and number ->sirvalor: ummm no sirvalor: Hey baby. You got a jersey? ->sirvalor: lol... Hugh used to tell me that one all the time sirvalor: I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!! ->sirvalor: lmao sirvalor: You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way