HAVE A REAL GOOD LAUGH WITH THIS.
WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?
(taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds)
Grandparents are a lady and a man
who have no little children of
their own. They like other people's.
A grandfather is a man & a
grandmother is a lady!
Grandparents don't have to do anything
except be there when we come to see them.
They are so old they shouldn't play
hard or run.
It is good if they drive us to the
shops and give us money.
When they take us for walks, they slow
down past things like pretty leaves a
and caterpillars.
They show us and talk to us about the
colors of the flowers and also why we
shouldn't step on 'cracks.'
They don't
say, 'Hurry up.'
Usually grandmothers are fat but not
too fat to tie your shoes.
They wear glasses and funny underwear.
They can take their teeth and gums out.
Grandparents don't have to be smart.
They have to answer questions like :
'Why isn't God married?' and
'How come dogs chase cats?'
When they read to us, they don't skip.
They don't mind if we ask for the same
story over again.
Everybody should try to have a grandmother,
especially if you don't have television
because they are the only grownups who
like to spend time with us.
They know we should h ave snack time
before bedtime and they say prayers with
us and kiss us even when we've acted bad.
A 6 year old was asked where his grandma lived.
''Oh,'' He said,
''She lives at the Airport and when
we want her we just go get her.
Then when were done having her visit,
we take her back to the Airport.''
Grandpa is the smartest man on earth!
He teaches me good things but i dont get
to see him enough to get as smart as him!!
It's funny when they bend over, you hear
gas leaks and they blame their dog.'
Send this to other grandparents.
It will make their day.
hehehehe, Huggies, Debbie :)
