So get yer best rum and yer best mate and share a few tales 'o the sea. It's the only day you can say "Show me yer booty" and not get slapped with a sexual harrasment suit. If you do, well the bitch sucked and sorry I can't help you. I be mad with sea and plunder and ye'd be a fool to take advice from me. Yar!!! Have fun matey's, and have a drink for me.
