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>> Halloween Story >> >> A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he >> hears: >> >> BUMP... >> >> BUMP.. >> >> BUMP... >> >> Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the >> image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the >> street toward him. >> >> BUMP... >> >> BUMP... >> >> BUMP... >> >> Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing >> quickly behind him... >> >> FASTER... >> >> FASTER... >> >> BUMP... >> >> BUMP... >> >> BUMP... >> >> He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes >> in, slams and locks the door behind him! >> >> However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the >> casket clapping... >> >> clappity-BUMP... >> >> clappity-BUMP... >> >> clappity-BUMP... >> >> on his heels, the terrified man runs! >> >> Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart >> is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing >> gasps! >> >> With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door! >> >> Bumping and clapping toward him! >> >> The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can >> find is a bottle of cough syrup! >> >> Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... >> >> and...... >> >> THE COFFIN STOPS! > > -------------------- > > --------------------