This lady goes into a tattoo parlor and
asks the guy to put a tattoo of a
turkey on her upper right thigh. She goes
back to the same tattoo parlor
two weeks later and asks him to tattoo
a picture of a Christmas tree on
her upper left thigh.
Stumped, the guy finally decides to ask
her why she wants these tattoos.
She said,I'm tired of my husband
complaining every year that
there is nothing to eat between
Thanksgiving and Christmas.
